Time to fire the teacher.

Had a teacher like this you have to read the directions and follow them to the letter it states circle all that apply yes they are right in that d. Is all of the above but they are wrong because they didn't follow the directions

And Nadia thought, F##k you!

What am I missing here?

That would be a no from me, mate.

Okay, that's flat out corruption. The teacher needs exposing in public, and then sacking.

If you expand the picture there are clearly hinged doors on the cubicles

I mean - as long as he checked if everything is correct, it should be okay for a teacher to use chatgpt for such things.

They do know that these students actually have these body parts are already intimately familiar with them?

Just about excusable if there were explicit instructions not to use staples but instead use a tag (what they called "treasury tags" in my youth). Otherwise, the teacher needs reprimanding.

You've got to start them early on the 'buy this and get this free'. They don't want anyone figuring out what a c**p show that is.

That's an apple? Could be a large grape.

That looks utterly revolting 🤢

To give the kids a little time between classes - to go to the bathroom, or whatever, for instance? But damn, lunch at 10 though.

That's not an expiration date. It's an arbitrary "sell by" date which tells the store when they should rotate their stock, and when to discard unused stock. (Typically by destroying it.) It's a very common misconception that it's an "expiration" date.

Protect the unborn so we can get them later"

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Honestly, this isn't a bad thing. Repetition is one of the best ways to memorize something, and you can bet that students that go through this, will remember that formula later when they need it.

Ah yes, Greenland, the island of green meadows.

Well now. If that's the barrier which stops the *boys* going for a pee in the proper hygenic manner, it seems to me that there's a straightforward solution... I mean, if you gotta go, you gotta go, and those horizontal bars won't stop a stream of fluid passing by.

Huntington Beach California. The school implemented this after a number of students were caught with vapes in the bathrooms, as well as a number of other illegal activities. (possession of a vape by anyone under 21 is illegal, fyi) As a result, the school implemented this on a trial period for the 2024-2025 school year to test if this would allow the school to better track its students.

Can anyone explain this sort of nonsense to me? What sort of society thinks it makes sense to limit when children are allowed to attend to natural bodily functions?

You see this quite a bit with fields of study that are either new, or prone to regular changes. In both cases, they don't want you reselling the books, because in both cases, there's no guarantee that each year's textbook is going to be the same. Saw that happen with my environmental engineering textbook when I was going for my degree. Hell, halfway through the semester, our professor had to have us completely ignore two whole chapters of the text book because the standards that were presented there, had changed, and those processes could no longer be used.

Banned words! What could be more emblematic of American freedom! (although if they want to ban the use of combinations of "skibidi ohio rizz", that's fine by me. The youth of today use such words to drive us old ones mad)

Is that melted plastic?

They're probably doing you a favour.

What's not to love about the American school system? It amazes me that we still have college graduates who can read, write, theorize, and win Pulitzer prizes.

my school does this garbage , too. Admin and staff received 6% raise/teachers nothing (for last 3 years); at Christmas teachers receive a card for a $50 for ham (sorry if you're Jewish or Vegan...just give your card to someone else we would value!)

Given the color of the tiles around the registers, I would be willing to bet that the decision happened around the time the school was constructed. Likely in the 1980's, when those tiles were seen as a viable and cheap ceiling choice, when compared with other options. At the time, they likely never considered hoodlums would be more interested in getting basketballs stuck in the ceiling.

Ok, I will just frivolously p**s on the floor then

Well, I guess the torture school was full so they sent their wanna-be recruits to the school administration class.

In ours (former custodian) male students messed around with the urinal divider so bad we could no longer anchor it. No privacy for them now. Not sure WHY the stall dividers are missing...graffiti?

PET or PETS

ok, look, parents of students under 18, college students, and teachers: if you see this on digital/online schoolwork from a textbook publisher (so not a question written by the teacher themselves), report it to the textbook publisher. this is an obvious error and can be addressed. it's not uncommon to have something like this to turn up and it's the publishers responsibility to fix it. now, if the teacher wrote the question, that's on them. (source: industry insider knowledge)

Ah yes, America, land of the free! Where mind control and censorship rule supreme!

Context is important. Bag checks don't just look at a clear bag. Students must also pass through a metal detector, and around a d**g detection dog. That's because while the backpack may be clear, their clothing is not.

This is when your essay immediately becomes a future TED talk about how censorship and limitations on circulation of information hamper academical research.

well, the pedantic teachers have taught the kids well - peanuts aren't 'nuts'.

"Students have time to visit the bathroom in between classes"

Is she or he supposed to touch animal c**p??

That's not how anyone writes an M

There better not be any cameras in the bathroom!!!

And the "word of the day" is "hypocrisy".

That's actually easy. Way of locomotion. Jumping, swimming, flying, crawling, on four legs

looks like soemone scammed that school

After several instances of throwing wet paper towels against the walls and otherwise trashing the space, the principal would lock the space from use and direct students to the space across from the office. Worked for a couple months, but memories are short.

Your school district is lying if they're saying it'd cost 1500 to put in the urinal screens. Looking at the panel on the left, based on the full height aluminum bracket, that points to either a phenolic, or polymer panel. Both are rather expensive, as bathroom partitions go. Poly urinal screens start at 1500 per screen, and 3000 per panel. Doors are around 750 each, and pilasters (the supports) are 250, give or take. (Depends on pilaster width.) That's not counting the full height brackets and labor to install. Phenolic screens are roughly double what poly is, cost wise, but use the same basic hardware to keep it attached to the walls. Labor is typically in the 60 to 75 dollar per hour range. Your average school bathroom will cost 10k per bathroom for males, and 15k per bathroom for females to do a fresh install of everything. (I was a co-owner of a partition installation company before going to college to study engineering.)

Maximum Cringe Level achieved succesfully.

Aesculap give me strength...

Made doubly worse by that execrable font

sorry, but 0.7 miles is very much in walking distance. let alone for a very short bike ride.

The milk is frozen folks. The original image had the student noting that they thought it was funny that the milk cooler had gotten so cold, it froze their milk into a brick.