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Whatever you decide to wear—that’s all taste and you do you.

That won’t stop folks from throwing in their two cents about what it is that you call clothing. And sometimes, they might just be right. No, it’s not you. It’s the clothes. Sometimes they are just impossible to justify and defend. I mean, look at them. You can’t even say they're haute couture. Not sure what to call them.

You decide.

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Oh Lord No And For That Price?!?! What Is Wrong With People Lol

Oh Lord No And For That Price?!?! What Is Wrong With People Lol

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Chihuahua Mama
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these are just proof that some people have way too much money and don't know what to spend it on anymore

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#2

Saw This Shared On Snapchat. $335

Saw This Shared On Snapchat. $335

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The bare bones definition of clothes is essentially a thing to cover your shame with, with the added bonus of giving your body the needed protection against the elements, i.e. intense heat, cold and whatever else decides to fall from the sky.

But clothes have evolved since man’s first decision to use a maple leaf. In fact, it has moved beyond functionality and has become a lot of many things.

#4

This Looks Like Someone Smeared Mustard All Over A Bedsheet

This Looks Like Someone Smeared Mustard All Over A Bedsheet

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Ricardo Ferreira
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9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Model's like: "please for the love of God leave my face outta this ad."

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#6

It Looks Like She Stuck A Kleenex To Her Ass With Painters Tape

It Looks Like She Stuck A Kleenex To Her Ass With Painters Tape

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Clothes have become a way of expressing oneself. Others look at you and they immediately can get a glimpse into who you really are. Heck, you look at you, and immediately understand what your image is saying about you.

It is clothing that imposes an impression upon others and it influences how you feel about you and how others will behave towards you. Dressing business casual and dumpster fire attire is definitely a testament to it in a job interview.

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#9

Another Innovative Design From Shein🥲

Another Innovative Design From Shein🥲

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This also translates to an evolutionary psychology concept of mate selection. You don’t just dress to impress a boss—you dress to impress your potential partner.

Just like the peacock unravels its vibrant fan of a tail, similar behaviors can be seen in a number of species, including humans. But instead of their nonexistent tails, they use clothes to increase their chances of becoming a specimen in discussion on the Discovery Channel.

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The same works the other way, mind you—you can use clothes to blend in.

#11

Truly No Words For This One

Truly No Words For This One

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A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This looks like the arts and crafts projects I used to make out of my ruined jeans when I was like eight

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#12

Mushroom Top Anyone???

Mushroom Top Anyone???

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There’s also an interesting phenomenon whereby in many societies, certain clothes depict wealth and taste. The Hemline Index suggests this by stating that skirt lengths rise and fall depending on stock prices and overall economic status, which is reflected in how women choose to dress. Recessions mean longer dresses and skirts, while economic prosperity means shorter hemlines.

#13

It’s A Top & Skirt Set… Maybe I Just Don’t Understand Modern Fashion But…😅😅

It’s A Top & Skirt Set… Maybe I Just Don’t Understand Modern Fashion But…😅😅

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#14

At Least It Only Costs £8.49 I Guess 🤣

At Least It Only Costs £8.49 I Guess 🤣

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#15

Edit: Sorry Everyone I Didn’t Mean To Step On Toes. I Can Honestly Say I Had Never Heard Of This Person. I Just Saw The Dress And Thought It Was Ugly

Edit: Sorry Everyone I Didn’t Mean To Step On Toes. I Can Honestly Say I Had Never Heard Of This Person. I Just Saw The Dress And Thought It Was Ugly

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Ultimately, you are what you wear. Researchers Mary Ellen Roach-Higgins and Joanne B. Eicher have suggested this in their scholarly work on dress and identity, saying that the clothes send nonverbal cues to other people—cues like how powerful on a social scale you are, how much influence you have over people, how smart you are or even how much you earn.

#16

Temu 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Temu 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Roger Thalien Report

#17

Guys, It’s On Sale! Grab Two! Would Make A Great Christmas Gift 🤪😂

Guys, It’s On Sale! Grab Two! Would Make A Great Christmas Gift 🤪😂

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They want over $1500 for a FEATHER? Audi would kill a bird for free, and then there would be enough feathers to make a top.

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Clothes are so connotative that you can’t help but think about specific people based on the things that they have on them.

Just think about it: whenever you see round, black-rimmed glasses, you will likely think of Harry Potter; whenever you see glass shoes, you can’t help but immediately associate them with Cinderella; and whenever you see a red cap with an M on it, bam, that’s Mario.

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#19

Not Exactly A Dress But…. 🤢🤮

Not Exactly A Dress But…. 🤢🤮

Brandy Leigh Report

#20

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

I Saw This On Insta Earlier And Knew Where It Belonged. I Absolutely Hate It, But I Wanna Know What Others Think

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#21

Ain't No Way In Hell I'm Paying Anywhere Near That Much Especially When It Comes With Huge Holes.... It's Supposed To Be A Purse... To Hold Things🥴🥴

Ain't No Way In Hell I'm Paying Anywhere Near That Much Especially When It Comes With Huge Holes.... It's Supposed To Be A Purse... To Hold Things🥴🥴

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Everything from the fabric to the make to even the colors signify something about you.

For instance, the color black is associated with power, mystery, and professionalism, whereas red is passion, intensity and aggression, yellow is happiness, optimism and youth, blue is loyalty, stability, and tranquility, and green is healing, success and hope. There’s more, but you get the point.

#23

Oh Yes, I’ve Always Wanted To Sit On A Ton Of Insects

Oh Yes, I’ve Always Wanted To Sit On A Ton Of Insects

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#24

Gotta Use Satien Babe

Gotta Use Satien Babe

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fine with the Free the Nipple movement. I don't know if I'm ready for the Free the Vajayjay movement.

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There’s, of course, more to it than color as previously mentioned, and Science of People provides a nifty guide on how to achieve a certain look.

According to them, for a formal look, go with dark colors and minimal accessories. For casual, go with bright colors, loose fits, and a single yet outstanding accessory. If it’s edgy you want, mix and match colors, fabrics and shapes that are bold.

#25

Over $200 For The Shorts Alone Just To Look Like A Caveman From A School Play

Over $200 For The Shorts Alone Just To Look Like A Caveman From A School Play

Jordan Green Report

#26

Facebook Marketplace Finds 🥴🥲

Facebook Marketplace Finds 🥴🥲

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#27

I'm Getting Worried About These Ads

I'm Getting Worried About These Ads

Michelle Nudson Report

For professionals, it’s all about that well-fitted, modest lifestyle. On the contrary, if you want to be more attractive, they’d be more revealing than that of professionals, but they should also be comfortable and should highlight your best features.

Lastly, strong, bold and representative clothing might have the added bonus of showing off your power as an individual, but if it’s unique you want, prints, weird shapes and unorthodox accessories from boutiques might do the trick.

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#28

Not A Dress But What Is This And Why Is There Only 1 Of Them Left?

Not A Dress But What Is This And Why Is There Only 1 Of Them Left?

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Leaf
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bet there's only one because they only made the one. No way people are actually buying this.

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So, what are your thoughts on any of this? What style do you prefer and would you wear any of the dresses in this listicle? Share your takes and stories in the comment section below!

And if you can’t stop looking at these fashion fails, why not give another one of our articles a go.

#31

Bloody Bandage Wrap Chic 💅 It's Almost 800 Dollars

Bloody Bandage Wrap Chic 💅 It's Almost 800 Dollars

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#32

The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩

The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩

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Tabitha
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s got to be lingerie. It can’t be a dress to be worn in public.

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#33

Cute Dress. Lets Ruin It By Putting The Slip On Top Of It

Cute Dress. Lets Ruin It By Putting The Slip On Top Of It

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#34

Facebook Marketplace Finds 🥴🥲

Facebook Marketplace Finds 🥴🥲

Narys anonimas Report

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Passerby
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seeing other things in this post, this isn't that bad actually.

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#35

Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛

Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛

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#36

Not A Dress But Worth A Share. Wonder If It Works Like A Slinky On The Stairs? 🤔 Oh, And The Price. 😬

Not A Dress But Worth A Share. Wonder If It Works Like A Slinky On The Stairs? 🤔 Oh, And The Price. 😬

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#37

I Was Specifically Looking Through Fb Marketplace For Size 3x Skirts, Pants, Etc And This Pops Up!!! Lordt!!!!! I Just Can't 🥴

I Was Specifically Looking Through Fb Marketplace For Size 3x Skirts, Pants, Etc And This Pops Up!!! Lordt!!!!! I Just Can't 🥴

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Madam Puddyfoot
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the cats shredded one of those macrame plant hanger things...

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#38

A Couple Of Things….i Really Need Amazon To Stop Advertising Things To Me That Are Trillion Dollarssss 😂…..i Also Thought This Was A Bonnet At First. Then Realized It Was Dress To My Horror. I Just…don’t Know What They Were Thinking Lmao

A Couple Of Things….i Really Need Amazon To Stop Advertising Things To Me That Are Trillion Dollarssss 😂…..i Also Thought This Was A Bonnet At First. Then Realized It Was Dress To My Horror. I Just…don’t Know What They Were Thinking Lmao

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#39

I Was Scrolling Through Reels When I Came Across This 💀 She Said It Was Gorgeous

I Was Scrolling Through Reels When I Came Across This 💀 She Said It Was Gorgeous

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#40

Can I Just Say I Am Confused When I Look At This? Lol

Can I Just Say I Am Confused When I Look At This? Lol

Katie Faust Report

#41

The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩

The Video Was Moving Pretty Fast So Apologies The Screenshots Aren’t The Best. I Knew From The Second I Saw The Word “Modern” I’d Hate Them 🫠🫠 If It Was Red Maybe The Bow One Would Be Okay For A Christmas Party Or Something But For A Weddinnng??? 😩

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#42

Found In Another Group! This Is Crazy

Found In Another Group! This Is Crazy

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#43

Nice Pants

Nice Pants

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S. E. in Indiana
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, it took me a few seconds to scroll down to the pants. Yes, the pants are awful.

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#44

Expensive Too. 2500 Ddk/400ish Euro. Don't The Model Just Look So Happy Wearing That Thing 😄

Expensive Too. 2500 Ddk/400ish Euro. Don't The Model Just Look So Happy Wearing That Thing 😄

Kristine Tæbring Report

#46

Found This In The Wild Today 😳

Found This In The Wild Today 😳

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#47

I'll Bet He Was Speechless

I'll Bet He Was Speechless

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Alex Boyd
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Without the black halter top (?) This looks like a fairly normal 1980's wedding dress.

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#48

I Finally Have A Contribution! It Looks Like When You’re Drunk In The Club Bathroom, Trying To Put Your Complicated Dress Back On

I Finally Have A Contribution! It Looks Like When You’re Drunk In The Club Bathroom, Trying To Put Your Complicated Dress Back On

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zububonsai
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, to me it looks like the brass string is supposed to go over the now still bare shoulder, but when fotographer and model tried that they found out it hangs too loose and instead of shorten the strap on the backside they decided "let's put it just above the othe side, no one will notice".

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#49

A Girl A Grade Above Me Wore A Dress Like This To Our Prom And She Sounded Like Glass Clinking Together When She Walked Around. It Looked So Uncomfortable And She Literally Couldn't Dance In It

A Girl A Grade Above Me Wore A Dress Like This To Our Prom And She Sounded Like Glass Clinking Together When She Walked Around. It Looked So Uncomfortable And She Literally Couldn't Dance In It

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#51

Came Across This Today, In A Clothing Shop In The UK, And Believe It Or Not This Is Actually A Dress 😶

Came Across This Today, In A Clothing Shop In The UK, And Believe It Or Not This Is Actually A Dress 😶

Luci Dudley Report

#53

Label Shows This Was From A Bridal Shop ......if Anyone Wants One, Like

Label Shows This Was From A Bridal Shop ......if Anyone Wants One, Like

Sara Jones Report

#54

Tis The Seasons....🎁 (My Bestie Posted This On Her Own Ig And I Just Had To Share Lollll They're Also Loud If You Shake It Too)

Tis The Seasons....🎁 (My Bestie Posted This On Her Own Ig And I Just Had To Share Lollll They're Also Loud If You Shake It Too)

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#55

The Only Thing I Can Say: $449.99

The Only Thing I Can Say: $449.99

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#56

Yeah, She Planned This Whole Outfit Around Wanting Her Shirt To Show Under Her Skirt. Didn't Blur Bc It's An Ad. 🤣🫣

Yeah, She Planned This Whole Outfit Around Wanting Her Shirt To Show Under Her Skirt. Didn't Blur Bc It's An Ad. 🤣🫣

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#58

I Just Found These & What People Have Done This Year. Thoughts 🤷‍♀️

I Just Found These & What People Have Done This Year. Thoughts 🤷‍♀️

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#60

Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛

Found This On Facebook Marketplace 😍 She Said Those Are Very Pretty Dresses Good For A Wedding 😛

Karolina Kolaříková Report