Wait people can live in Svalbard?

i hope there was no one inside

Let's call it a birdy door and we're ok

ngl, but the pattern is cool (to me, and maybe some others)

Is it frozen? Looks like it is to me :P

You will never hear the end of it... now even if you're screwing in a lightbulb, she'll have to sign off on that

Leave the DIY to your wife

Put your ego aside and listen to your wife from now on. Just consider it a hard lesson hard learned.

Listen to your wife. Happy wife, happy life.

Guess what, honey! They aren't the same size!

Her: "Honey, we need to measure the door" Him: "well, you see dear, you don't need to because doors are all the same size" Is this what they call "mansplaning"?

Call it built in ventilation. Or an anti-home invader measure to stop them hiding behind doors.

Lol I have customers buying blinds, when I am asking about measurements who telling me "just regular window"...

well there's no forgetting this, bada bing bada boom

She probably already knew she'd married an idiot.

Why… would you think that?

Now when you have kids they gonna peek in your room.

So you got a 30 when you should have gotten a 32

Soooo....honey. You remember when I said all doors were the same size? Wellll....

Unfortunately houses are not as symmetrical as we'd hope

Have the decency to at least consider a person's suggestion. Now measure the door and try again.

This man has all of my sympathies...

Then your wife said 'I told you so!'

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Wait, so you bought a door, took it out of its frame and then just put it on the old door frames hinges.... talk about a right way and a wrong way

That's not her fault, that's just poor construction

They couldn't handle it either..

The only nail to survive the destruction of Krypton and make it to Earth.

Mine too! /s

DEFINETLEY A MAJOR OOF.

Shitting bricks

At 4am the noise would scare the crap out of me.

That's just stupidity

Call the Glitter Infestation Center. They'll know what to do

HAHA LOL

Physics isn't for everyone.

It's cold now!

*popcorn kernels start popping* If you don't get it, read "50 Of The Dumbest Life Hacks These People Discovered That Actually Work (New Pics)"

They don't make them like they used to

Major OOF

My biggest fear is slipping in the bathroom, hitting my head and getting immediately paralyzed and dying a slow death since I live alone and no one actually knows where I live

And you can't blame anyone

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA

Contractors did the same thing on my moms house - they did actually cut a hole and then covered it with tar paper and placed the vent elsewhere!

wth?

damn toilet -_-

sorry, i laughed heehee you do need a bigger bucket! 😂😂😂

Did they fill the cracks with cream?

You have a hard head

Well then