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Quite a few of us likely remember our favorite toy from back when we were kids. For some it might be a Teletubby, so washed out over the years it’s difficult to guess if it’s Laa-Laa or Dipsy looking back at them; for others it can be anything from toy cars, to dolls, blocks, or even a bunny made out of an old sock.

While some of such old toys show clear signs of time relentlessly passing us by, others somehow look even worse when brand new. You probably see where this is headed and yes, you’re right—today, we have prepared a list of some awful-looking toys for you to browse, some of which were made according to a terrible, terrible design, while others have suffered from a manufacturing defect and similar misfortunes. Scroll down to find them on the list below and see what nightmare-of-a-toy current children might be looking back at with eyes full of sentiments decades later.

In order to learn more about how playing with toys can affect children's development, Bored Panda turned to the psychologist and author of Playful Parenting, Lawrence Cohen, who was kind enough to answer a few of our questions. You will find his thoughts in the text below.

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The Description Is Spot-On

The Description Is Spot-On

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#2

Chinese Toy

Chinese Toy

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I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

I Saw This T-Rex Squirt Gun In The Toy Aisle Of My Local Grocery Store. I Bought It Because Of The Trigger Placement

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In a recent interview with Bored Panda, the psychologist and Playful Parenting author Lawrence Cohen suggested that even though less significant than the people in children’s lives, toys, too, can play an important role in the little one’s development.

“Children need objects to manipulate, to apply their minds to, and to help them discover the world,” he said, adding that in the old days, this was done through everyday objects—natural and man-made—such as water, sand, cups, sticks, rocks, trees, cooking items, and dress-up clothes. Though, according to the expert, to be a great toy, it must be as good or better than these things—safer, more durable, more appealing to the child.

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Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

Hair Fell Off The Doll, Now My Daughter Walks Around With A Middle-Aged Balding Friend

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#5

Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

Finally Added This Rafiki Toy To My Collection

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Coming back to the importance of other people’s involvement in playtime—be it the kid’s parents, teachers, or nannies—Dr. Cohen suggested that children benefit from both, playing together and on their own.

“Children need both. The most important role for adults is to make sure children have lots of time for free play, a safe place to play, freedom to create and determine their own play, and interesting creative open-ended materials.”

#6

It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

It Looks Like My Daughter's Doll Has Already Been Through A Lot

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#7

My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

My Kid's Dinosaur Toy Has Human Hands

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#8

This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

This Space Barbie Set That Has The Solar System Diagram That Is Completely Wrong

Earth and Venus are apparently in the same orbit. Mars seemingly does not exist. There is a new pink planet and a purple planet with a ring.

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As a matter of fact, according to the psychologist, toys aren’t even always necessary for a child to engage in playtime. “Babies love to use a grown-up’s face as a toy. Toddlers and preschoolers love to walk and run and climb and make noises and see all the things their bodies can do,” he pointed out.

However, the expert suggested that, when children do use toys, they need to be more interesting than the box they came in. “Most are not,” he told Bored Panda.

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Dollar Store Barbie

Dollar Store Barbie

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#10

My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

My Son Just Asked Me Why The Tiger Had A Little Flower Under Its Tail. Thanks For The Detail LEGO

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You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

You Know These Creepy Life-Size Dolls? Creepier Still Is In The Box That They Come In

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The point that a toy should be more interesting than the packaging it came in is especially relevant nowadays, when a box is more than a way to transport the toy from point a to point b.

According to Design Force, one of the main roles of toy packaging in mass retail is to make it stand out from a sea of all kinds of items in a matter of seconds. Unless people come to the toy store looking for something specific, it’s very likely that the decision to pick up one item instead of another is purely an impulsive one. And that’s when appealing packaging comes in handy, as it can help catch the buyer’s eye and boost the sales. However, the toy itself shouldn’t be outshined by its box.

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#12

These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

These Silicone "Fidget Toys" Smelling/Looking/Feeling Like Fruit Snack. Please Don't Sell These To Kids

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#13

Should Add This Figure To My Collection

Should Add This Figure To My Collection

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#14

The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

The Teddy Bear With The Muzzle Rotated 90 Degrees

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Design Force pointed out that during the pandemic, consumers showed great interest in the toys and games category while shopping online, likely because with people all over the world spending days on end in their homes, they had to keep their little ones—arguably themselves, too—occupied. Between 2019 and 2020, the category reportedly saw an increase in page views by a whopping 135%.

According to data presented by the NPD Group, despite the slight—and by slight, I mean roughly 0.2%—decrease in sales in 2022 (compared to sales in 2021), for the three years leading up to it, the toy industry in the US had experienced rather strong growth, going from $22 billion in 2019 to $25.7 billion in 2020, and $29.2 billion in 2021.

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#15

Poor Spidey

Poor Spidey

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#16

Quite A Big Construction

Quite A Big Construction

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#17

This Poor Barbie

This Poor Barbie

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Outdoor and sports toys seem to be the main driving force of the toy industry, as they accounted for roughly $5.2 billion in sales in 2022, Statista reports. As for its biggest players, the Danish company LEGO, the Japanese toy manufacturer Bandai Namco, and the US companies Hasbro and Mattel seem to top the list.

#18

My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

My Niece Got One Of These Unicorn Toys With A Golden Carrot For Her Birthday (Not My Niece In The Photo)

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#19

How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

How's This For An Action Figure? Toys At The 99-Cent Store

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#20

Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

Clearly Haunted Zuckerberg's Doppelganger Doll, Found By My Friend's Mum On Vinted

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A ten-year-long empirical study of Toys that Inspire Mindful Play And Nurture Imagination (TIMPANI), carried out by the Center for Early Childhood Education at Eastern Connecticut State University, found that some toys are more likely to inspire quality play than others. The ones that do the most reportedly have to meet one of the three criteria of being simple, open-ended, or non-realistic.

The first point emphasizes that in order for a child to immerse themselves in rich play, the simpler the toy, the better, as with them, kids are more likely to use their imagination while playing. A toy with lots of sounds, buttons, and other pieces works more like entertainment rather than means for mindful play.

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My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

My Son's Birthday Dinosaur Balloons Came Anatomically Correct

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Jayjay
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh well, where would YOU put the air tube? At its throat? Then you would associate with the movie deep throat. A dirty mind is a joy forever!

Bookworm
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or incorrect, since dinosaurs almost definitely didn't have those parts. It would have been a birdlike 'single opening' arrangement.

Jasmijn
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s called a cloaca. And it’s still debated if some theropod dinosaurs had cloaca or if they had penises like ostriches and ducks do. As demonstrated by male ducks, some penises can be very…uh, dexterous. But if T-rex did have a penis, it’s estimated it could be as large as 5-6ft long.

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Lady Gypsy Rain
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh My Goodness! I laughed too hard at this. That Dino would be kicking himself in the balls worth every step. 😂

Smitin
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And if that is anatomically correct, there would have been way more dinosaurs than we thought.

Smitin
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From the makers of Dinky Cars and Shrinkydinks?

EnderMuffin123
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ears popped and my head almost exploded trying not to laugh lmao

Mia Bouhan
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have seen so many of these by now that it seems to be purposeful

me McG
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If'n that's a hemi ... then that thar's one Tyrana-sore-a$$.

MikeInSociety (they/them)
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This got me rolling on the floor so bad that the dead dinosaurs rolled with me too

Justin Rogers
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except dinosaurs, reptiles and birds have vents and not outies

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#22

This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

This Kids' Toy Had One Thing It Was Supposed To Teach

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#23

Superman Or Quasimodo?

Superman Or Quasimodo?

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The second feature of toys that make children actively engage in mindful play is being open-ended. According to the researchers, while toys with specific instructions or ways of using them can be beneficial, open-ended ones allow the little ones to delve deeper into the creative processes while playing.

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The third aspect of them bearing no resemblance to something that exists in real life plays a similar role and allows children to use their imagination more as they make decisions about what such toys are and how they should be used.

#24

Son's Color Toys

Son's Color Toys

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#25

This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

This Little Toy Has 13 Tags

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I Should Have Bought It

I Should Have Bought It

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Whether it’s a toy that inspires mindful play or something that stimulates kids because of how loud and bright it is, one thing is clear: neither one might seem like an appealing option if the design is as bad as it is in some of these pictures.

However, if for some reason you enjoyed browsing these pictures, Bored Panda has more terrible toy designs in store for you, so continue with another collection, which you can find here or here.

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#27

Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

Worst Slide Design Ever. Worst Six Feet Of My Life

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#28

This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

This Knock-Off Paw Patrol Toy I Saw At A Fair Today

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#29

My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

My Baby's Crinkle Toy Has A Weird Typo

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#30

I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

I Was Wondering Why It Was The Only Elsa Doll Left

SGuard15 Report

#31

This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

This Mini-Hippo Toy Looks Like It's Pooping Tags

_WhoisMrBilly_ Report

#32

Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

Bath Toy's Paint Rubbed Off In The Water. Now The Bathtub, Bath Water, And My Son All Are Blue

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#33

Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

Kid's Toy Has A Place To Put Batteries, But Has No Electronics Inside

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#34

Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

Now Available At The 99-Cent Store, Train-Wreck Barbie

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#35

This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

This Flash Toy Is Just A Batman Toy With Different Paint

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#36

This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

This Bootleg Thanos Snapping With The Wrong Hand

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#37

This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

This Doll I Saw At Goodwill Appears To Be Choking On Something

LCFarrar Report

#38

This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

This Doll At A Flea Market Looks Depressed

RealMainer Report

#39

This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

This Misprint On A McDonald's Toy

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#40

I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

I Guess The Front Barbie Is Sitting On A Bar

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#41

Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

Dipsy Has Seen Some Things

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#42

As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

As Far As I Know, Polar Bears Don't Belong In The Jungle

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#43

Un-Bear-Able Nose

Un-Bear-Able Nose

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#44

This Ridiculous Thor Toy

This Ridiculous Thor Toy

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#45

Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

Turns Out The Elephant-Duck Is A Thing. My Birth Mom Randomly Bought This For My Daughter

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#46

Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

Damaged And Then Glued Together Dolphin That Came In A New Pack Of Toy Animals For My Son

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#47

These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

These Spiderman Toys Have Guns

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#48

My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

My Son's Ghost Spider Toy Has Two Left Hands

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#49

My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

My Twin Daughters Got The Same Toy For Their Birthday, But One Has A Very Off-Centered Eye

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#50

Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

Toy Tea Set Has An Uneven Logo In The Middle Of The Saucer So It's Impossible To Put The Cup There

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#51

Child's Toy Police Car

Child's Toy Police Car

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#52

Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

Kinder Surprise Egg Toys Nowadays

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#53

My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

My Kid Got A Matching Game For A Gift

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#54

This Two-Headed Dino Toy

This Two-Headed Dino Toy

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#55

The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

The Makers Of These Toy Dinosaur Eggs Mislabeled Literally Every Dinosaur On The Package

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#56

This Kid's Toy Is Honestly Dumbfounded

This Kid's Toy Is Honestly Dumbfounded

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#57

This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

This Carl's Jr Toy Looks Like Blue Is Taking A Dump

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#58

How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

How Are They Going To Do My Girl Like That

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#59

She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

She Had A Fun Night Before Slipping Back Into Her Packaging

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#60

Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

Toy Design At A Target Store. My Kid's Asking Me What's Wrong With These Toys

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#61

This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

This Is A Toy My Sister Got For Easter

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#62

I Give You The Dollarama

I Give You The Dollarama

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#63

Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

Every Child’s Dream This Holiday Season

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#64

My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

My Nephew's Toy. Yes, That's Thor

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#65

This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

This Dragon Toy Looks Like It Has A Giant Hemorrhoid. Poor Guy

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#66

Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

Toy Recycling Truck With Oddly Military Off-Brand Action Figure Driver

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#67

I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

I Got My Son A Spiderman For Christmas. He's Got A Cake

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#68

No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

No Quality Control For Stuffed Toys I Guess

Mira_Nira_YT Report

#69

Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

Hot Wheels Now Sell A Toy Car Covered In Manure

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#70

The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

The Kid On The Packaging For This Toy Doesn't Even Seem To Enjoy Playing With It

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#71

This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

This Toy Looks Like It's Having A Prolapse

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#72

Close Enough, Buddy

Close Enough, Buddy

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#73

This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

This Baby Toy Is In Some Serious Body Horror

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#74

Walmart Kids' Toy

Walmart Kids' Toy

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#75

This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

This Children's Toy Where "Name" Is Misspelled

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#76

This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

This Toy Refers To Mr. Krabs And Plankton By Their First Names

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#77

Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

Toys For Sale At A Restaurant In Spain

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#78

My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

My Son's Mario Kart Toy Doesn't Have Wheels, Just A Scroll Ball

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#79

My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

My Son Got An Artificial Nail In His Christmas Cracker. No Idea What It’s Actually Supposed To Be For

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#80

This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

This Triceratops Toy Has Flesh Horns

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#81

This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

This Star Wars Rey Toy Spotted At Walmart

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#82

Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

Astronaut Barbie And Her... Sparkly Skirt

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#83

Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

Some Toy Company Made A Plush Of Meilin Lee From Turning Red, However, They Forgot To Give It A Nose

UrameshiYuusuke Report

#84

Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

Oscar Meyer Bean Bag Toy With An Upside-Down Logo

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#85

Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

Found This Mario Kart Toy While Holiday Shopping. Toad's Steering Wheel Was Flesh-Colored

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#86

My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

My Son's Extremely Cheap Toy Tool Set Uses "Dextrorotation And Laevorotation" Instead Of Clockwise And Counterclockwise

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#87

Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

Why Is No One Talking About The Adult Happy Meal Toys?

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#88

This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

This "Happy Birthday" Sign On A Teddy Bear Is Upside Down

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#89

This Chevron Mascot Toy

This Chevron Mascot Toy

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#90

1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

1980s Mr. T Bouncy Balls

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#91

These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

These Teletubbies Plushies I Found At A Cheap Store

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#92

Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

Gift Hunting For A Special Little One And I Came Across This. Apparently J. Jonah Jameson Has A New Look

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#93

My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

My Son Said He Couldn't Figure Out Where They Belonged

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#94

If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

If You're Going To Make A Toy For Counting, You Should Learn To Count Past 3

Bunga_Dude Report

#95

Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

Weird Toys. What Are These Things? Mutant Llama-Sheep? And How About These Barely-There Stumps For Legs?

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#96

This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

This Toy Is Based On Kevin's Car (From Ben 10: Alien Force) Only It Doesn't Come With Kevin, But Comes With Ben

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#97

This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

This Toy Venom Has A Green Mouth But The Illustrated Venom Has A Red One

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#98

My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

My Kid's Toy That Doesn't Make A Circle

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#99

This Children’s Clock Toy

This Children’s Clock Toy

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#100

This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

This Math Toy For Kids Doesn’t Do Math Correctly

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#101

Helping Your Child Count To 10… Backwards

Helping Your Child Count To 10… Backwards

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#102

The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

The Colors Of The Balls That Come With My Son’s New Toy Don’t Match The Colors Of The Buttons On The Same Toy

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#103

This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

This Water Toy Has An Uneven Amount Of Rings

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