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#2

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

Final score:

127points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Oh dear.

40points

#3

The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed

Final score:

116points

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Silly-Rabbit 1 month ago

Ha! Took me a second lol

53points

On the face of it, toys really should not be creepy at all. Most folks would probably agree that playthings for children should, on average, be cute and inoffensive. However, toymakers also have to deal with the unfortunate reality that the items they make tend to be human or humanoid forms and, as it turns out, people have a weird aversion to this concept.

This is generally referred to as the uncanny valley, where “mostly” human figures make people nervous. We tend to be able to relate more to forms and figures that resemble us, but as these figures get closer and closer to perfectly resembling humans, there is a “drop,” or a valley which suddenly creates some revulsion.

#4

This "Hagrid" Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage

Final score:

103points

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Angelina Wilkins 1 month ago

Uh, reduce, reuse, recycle?

38points

#5

Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name

Final score:

103points

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DetriMentaL (It/That) 1 month ago

Yelp for help

54points

#6

The Not So Fantastic Four

Final score:

97points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

I want this

26points

Some have, rather sensationally, suggested that this powerful aversion to “almost human” figures is some evolutionary response to alien doppelgangers. However, there is a significantly more logical explanation. It's the same reason rotten food, maggots and skeletons all, generally cause some degree of fear and disgust: being around dead things can be dangerous, and a corpse is perfectly in line with something “almost human.”

#7

Playground In Germany

Final score:

96points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

Stand on the spring platform is my favorite!

40points

#8

Batman’s Face Is Priceless

Final score:

95points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

Captain America looks sick

65points

Littlemiss 1 month ago

Wonder woman, makes you wonder what she's doing and who she's thinking of 😆

13points

Upstaged75 1 month ago

Robin looks possessed.

10points

Robert T 1 month ago

Looks like he is straining to get one out!

3points

Pandamonium Pandas Pandie 1 month ago

super man: whoaaaaa

0points

Toujin C'Thlu 1 month ago

Superman has question mark on his chest, and there's some black stuff coming out of Captain America's mouth

14points

Glen Ellyn 1 month ago

Apparently, Captain America drools when he sleeps.

11points

Miracle Max 1 month ago

Betty Boop as Wonder Woman!

13points

Space Invader 1 month ago

You mean Hatman? That's clearly an H on his chest.

8points

Space Invader 1 month ago

And I'm not so sure I like The Riddler's style change....

6points

LokisLilButterknife 1 month ago

Batman looks like he's holiding in a far.

7points

Rachel Pelz 1 month ago

Wonder woman just before orgasm.

6points

Abel 1 month ago

And Robin is gorgeous. He knows it. Superman looks like the one from Dr. Slump, the one who used the skate. And Wonder Woman looks like a Marylin Monroe ripoff, and Spiderman is a frog with a new skin.

5points

wayne whitson 1 month ago

Captain America Looks Constipated.

3points

nana theater 1 month ago

These are adorable!

3points

ZuriLovesYou 1 month ago

To each their own, I guess.

2points

Bob H 1 month ago

Question mark man

2points

John Harrison 1 month ago

Is Robin preening for the camera?

2points

Skip Reynolds 1 month ago

Batman appears to be miffed.

2points

Cat Chat 1 month ago

He's been beaned in the head by a rock. I'd be miffed, too.

1point

Happynyss 1 month ago

Batman just witnessed something awful, Superman sees something in the sky, Wonder Woman is trying to seduce someone, Spiderman... looks fine actually, Robin also sees something in the sky and is trying to calculate it, and Captain America is straining on the toilet

1point

G A 1 month ago (edited)

Robin appears to be vogueing, Wonder Woman is about to give a BJ, Cap is off his tits, Batman just shat, man, Superman has let himself go and Spiderman looks a bit 'special needs'.

1point

DetriMentaL (It/That) 1 month ago

I love everything about this!

1point

PFD 1 month ago

Cap looks remarkably like Elon Musk

1point

Jenny Mason 5 days ago

Robin looks like he's vogueing.

0points

Pablo Benjamin 3 weeks ago

Cpt America looks like Elon Musk

0points

Princess Potato 4 weeks ago

chonky spidy

0points

Oops 1 month ago

Thats my cat on her loo.

0points

RL R 1 month ago

Wonder Woman is having an O!

0points

Stewie Cosmo 1 month ago

Wonder woman has the face of a blow up doll

0points

Sharon Hahn 1 month ago

These look hand painted at home

0points

Umberto Cavallaro 1 month ago

Even Captain America looks like he's taking a s**t

0points

Professional Bastard 1 month ago

Why DC then throw in Spiderman and Captain America? Also, if that robin IS D**k Grayson, the face is very accurate.

0points

nuberiffic 1 month ago

*captain ameri-can't

0points

Robert Bailey 1 month ago

?uperman

0points

Ashlie Ann 1 month ago

That's unfortunate 😕

0points

David Martin 1 month ago

Super(?)man

0points

Mr.Li 1 month ago

Ok someone cursed the justice League and avengers.....

0points

glowworm2 1 month ago

There's an H on Batman's chest.

0points

Glen Ellyn 1 month ago

Somehow, it fits: Robin is blind as a bat. 🦇

0points

#9

This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It

Final score:

94points

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Corvus 1 month ago

Lamb or llama?

32points

In toys, the uncanny valley tends to show up most often in hyper realistic baby dolls. While it might not be as common of a toy anymore, there was a period of time when dollmakers were going through a sort of arms race to produce baby dolls. This included features like crying until it was “fed,” the ability to urinate and dynamic sounds, from sleeping to laughter.

#10

Geocentric Solar System At A Public School's Playground

Final score:

93points

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Pyla 1 month ago

The very dark and cold pre-Copernican universe.

63points

#11

My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans

Final score:

88points

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Corvus 1 month ago

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27points

#12

My Friend's Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This

Final score:

88points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

Number 8 is a winner!!!! 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂

55points

At a young age, this might all seem quite cool but as an adult, a very lifelike toy making noises and sometimes even “reacting” to movement and light (these sorts of features also exist) are probably the inspiration for horror movies about dolls and toys coming to life.

#13

Homer On Steroids

Final score:

85points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

I get the feeling that "The Homer" is a wicked punch.

14points

#14

Bort Sampson

Final score:

85points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

Yet, it's in the cart. I would have bought it too.

24points

#15

Oh No

Final score:

85points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

Brought to you by Yoko

51points

#16

SpongeBob Devourer Of Children

Final score:

75points

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Pyla 1 month ago (edited)

Sponge Bob scare pants

71points

#17

Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy

Final score:

75points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

THIS. I want THIS.

24points

#18

Strange Dinosaur

Final score:

75points

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Toujin C'Thlu 1 month ago

Ah yes, the little-known Horseasaurus

56points

#19

Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose

Final score:

74points

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JoinMeZoe 1 month ago

Aw... A butterfly landed on Mario's nose!

9points

#20

I'm A Benign Girl, In A Benign World

Final score:

72points

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Tempest 1 month ago

Thank god it’s not cancerous

42points

#21

Spooderman

Final score:

71points

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Glen Ellyn 1 month ago

Plastic surgery gone too far?

24points

#22

“Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”

Final score:

70points

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Toujin C'Thlu 1 month ago

These game crossovers are getting really weird...

42points

#23

Jamaicachu: "Jamaica No Problem"

Final score:

68points

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Miracle Max 1 month ago

"And I want pictures of Pikachu!" - J.J. Jameson

35points

#24

This Bootleg Captain America Toy

Final score:

68points

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Sleestak 1 month ago

This comment has been deleted.

30points

#25

She Looks Like She's Had A Hard Life

Final score:

67points

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Pyla 1 month ago

Russian Bride Barbie

39points

#26

You Had One Job

Final score:

67points

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Angelina Wilkins 1 month ago

To be fair, this is how a lot of folks wear their makeup, with a face a totally different complexion than the rest of their body

75points

#27

I Don't Even Know What To Call This

Final score:

66points

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Farnzy 1 month ago

It's like is SpongeBob and Patrick had a baby!

75points

#28

Dora Did Not Like What She Explored

Final score:

65points

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reuben kift 1 month ago

Somewhere there's The Terminator action figurine that comes with a pink, flowery backback.

45points

#29

Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle

Final score:

63points

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Multa Nocte 1 month ago

That's not Spiderman, that's Sniperman.

53points

#30

I Have No Words

Final score:

62points

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Toujin C'Thlu 1 month ago

I see Captain America, fit Popeye, a guy with puffed-up cheeks who looks vaguely familiar, Spiderman, and what appears to be the disembodied head of Ben 10

34points