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As simple as they might seem in concept, the truth is that making a good toy is harder than it seems. Many toys that represent human figures tend to invoke the uncanny valley, but some are so creepy that it’s unclear what parent’s would look at it and think “my child needs one of these.” At the same time, parents are also forced to search through the veritable ocean of bootlegs.

We’ve gathered some spectacular examples of bizarre, creepy or just downright weird toy design fails from across the internet. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

#1

From What Level Of Hell Was This Retrieved?

From What Level Of Hell Was This Retrieved?

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#2

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

Kiekoes Report

#3

The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed

The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed

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On the face of it, toys really should not be creepy at all. Most folks would probably agree that playthings for children should, on average, be cute and inoffensive. However, toymakers also have to deal with the unfortunate reality that the items they make tend to be human or humanoid forms and, as it turns out, people have a weird aversion to this concept.

This is generally referred to as the uncanny valley, where “mostly” human figures make people nervous. We tend to be able to relate more to forms and figures that resemble us, but as these figures get closer and closer to perfectly resembling humans, there is a “drop,” or a valley which suddenly creates some revulsion.

#4

This "Hagrid" Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage

This "Hagrid" Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage

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#5

Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name

Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name

reddit.com Report

#6

The Not So Fantastic Four

The Not So Fantastic Four

UrameshiYuusuke Report

Some have, rather sensationally, suggested that this powerful aversion to “almost human” figures is some evolutionary response to alien doppelgangers. However, there is a significantly more logical explanation. It's the same reason rotten food, maggots and skeletons all, generally cause some degree of fear and disgust: being around dead things can be dangerous, and a corpse is perfectly in line with something “almost human.”

#7

Playground In Germany

Playground In Germany

CheekiAndTheBreeki Report

#8

Batman’s Face Is Priceless

Batman’s Face Is Priceless

UrameshiYuusuke Report

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#9

This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It

This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It

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In toys, the uncanny valley tends to show up most often in hyper realistic baby dolls. While it might not be as common of a toy anymore, there was a period of time when dollmakers were going through a sort of arms race to produce baby dolls. This included features like crying until it was “fed,” the ability to urinate and dynamic sounds, from sleeping to laughter.

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#10

Geocentric Solar System At A Public School's Playground

Geocentric Solar System At A Public School's Playground

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#11

My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans

My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans

yarge33 Report

#12

My Friend's Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This

My Friend's Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This

Kib717 Report

At a young age, this might all seem quite cool but as an adult, a very lifelike toy making noises and sometimes even “reacting” to movement and light (these sorts of features also exist) are probably the inspiration for horror movies about dolls and toys coming to life.

#13

Homer On Steroids

Homer On Steroids

jconja Report

#14

Bort Sampson

Bort Sampson

UrameshiYuusuke Report

#15

Oh No

Oh No

Any_Ad_9949 Report

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#16

SpongeBob Devourer Of Children

SpongeBob Devourer Of Children

The_Crow_33 Report

#17

Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy

Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy

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#18

Strange Dinosaur

Strange Dinosaur

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#19

Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose

Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose

NoobVanNoob234 Report

#20

I'm A Benign Girl, In A Benign World

I'm A Benign Girl, In A Benign World

doc_two_thirty Report

#21

Spooderman

Spooderman

UrameshiYuusuke Report

#22

“Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”

“Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”

yaboyfriendisadork Report

#23

Jamaicachu: "Jamaica No Problem"

Jamaicachu: "Jamaica No Problem"

UrameshiYuusuke Report

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#24

This Bootleg Captain America Toy

This Bootleg Captain America Toy

AsydBurn Report

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Technically, it's Captain Puerto Rico (just one star).

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#25

She Looks Like She's Had A Hard Life

She Looks Like She's Had A Hard Life

beanbugbee Report

#26

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

darkangel_aphrodite Report

#27

I Don't Even Know What To Call This

I Don't Even Know What To Call This

MonkeMan1244 Report

#28

Dora Did Not Like What She Explored

Dora Did Not Like What She Explored

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#29

Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle

Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle

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#30

I Have No Words

I Have No Words

UrameshiYuusuke Report

#31

What Am I Supposed To Call This? Lario?

What Am I Supposed To Call This? Lario?

R0bOtnix Report

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#32

Here Comes The Yellow Cat That Hates Saturdays: Barfyard

Here Comes The Yellow Cat That Hates Saturdays: Barfyard

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#33

Spotted This Chimera At The Mall

Spotted This Chimera At The Mall

Weevelle Report

#34

Blursed Avengers

Blursed Avengers

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#35

Adolescence-Deformed Karate Frogs

Adolescence-Deformed Karate Frogs

AnimatingPotato Report

#36

They Blocked The Middle Slide At The Playground

They Blocked The Middle Slide At The Playground

TAF_CJ_GAMING Report

#37

The Folks Installing The Playground Weren't Looking Too Closely

The Folks Installing The Playground Weren't Looking Too Closely

B34TBOXX5 Report

#38

I Think Wario Ingested A New Kind Of Mushroom. I Wonder What Mario Party He Went To

I Think Wario Ingested A New Kind Of Mushroom. I Wonder What Mario Party He Went To

ingeniuses Report

#39

A Transforming Dinosaur Robot Toy My Son Got

A Transforming Dinosaur Robot Toy My Son Got

Kittani77 Report

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#40

This Is A Toy That I Got Today. My Kid Removed It's Head To Reveal This. I Should Have Read The Text Properly, "Security And Non-Taxic". The Head Comes Off Very Easily, And It's Very Pointy

This Is A Toy That I Got Today. My Kid Removed It's Head To Reveal This. I Should Have Read The Text Properly, "Security And Non-Taxic". The Head Comes Off Very Easily, And It's Very Pointy

Organic_Pineapple_73 Report

#41

Any Idea Why My Kid Refused To Ride This?

Any Idea Why My Kid Refused To Ride This?

MsMaggieMcGill Report

#42

This Pikachu Off-Brand Found At Goodwill

This Pikachu Off-Brand Found At Goodwill

IndependenceOk508 Report

#43

"Quality" Toy I Found In A Claw Machine

"Quality" Toy I Found In A Claw Machine

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#44

Tele... Babies

Tele... Babies

GroupNebula563 Report

#45

Found This At The Mall

Found This At The Mall

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#46

This Toy Parking Deck Has A Battery Compartment Without A Battery Compartment

This Toy Parking Deck Has A Battery Compartment Without A Battery Compartment

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#47

Panda-Themed Children’s Ride

Panda-Themed Children’s Ride

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#48

This Burger King's Patrick Star Toy Is Actually Mr. Crab

This Burger King's Patrick Star Toy Is Actually Mr. Crab

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#49

Poor Woody And Buzz, What Have They Done To You?

Poor Woody And Buzz, What Have They Done To You?

MisterEd_ak Report

#50

I Found Some New Avengers Infinity War Figures. "Derp" Black Widow And "Calm But Clearly Not Amused Steve" Captain America

I Found Some New Avengers Infinity War Figures. "Derp" Black Widow And "Calm But Clearly Not Amused Steve" Captain America

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