Taking notes BP?

Pockets on Women's clothing...What Pockets? Oh This? No, This is designed to only Look like I have pockets. These don't actually open so they can't be used as pockets...

Touch screens. Period. Touch screens are a s**t UI in any context, and they have no business at all being installed in an unstable environment like a moving vehicle.

You still had half of the wipes in the box? Look, my top cap popped open and everything is dry inside.

What about sinks so tiny that you can't wash your face without causing a biblical deluge on your countertop???

If you don't have those lights how else am I going to be able to watch you sleep???

Omg YES!!!!

As planned by Dr Evil

Just fold it, or use a clip or elastic band. No need for even more plastic.

It was never cool

I have no idea what they're talking about. Have been an underwear wearing woman all my life.

Mine open it self.... No beep...

Yeah, but Fire Services recommend that you don't run dishwashers at night or if you are not at home. Can be a fire risk.

Mine has a light that shines on the floor whilst it is running. When the light goes out, it is done. I really am a fan of the Sound Of Silence! :D

and why do it even need to do that? It is not like the plates are spoiled if they stay in the dishwasher a little longer. You can pretty much empty it whenever you feel like it, it doesn't have to be right when it finishes.

there has to be a setting that deactivates the sounds. Look into the manual

Ikea sell the ones that open themselves when done.

Had a stacked apt sized dryer in the bathroom off my bedroom. Buzzer was so loud, you could hear it three stories down. Lasted for a full 8 seconds and no off switch. When I came home with my first baby, I downloaded the wiring diagrams, opened it up and spent 2 hours figuring out which wire to pull to disable it. Totally worth it.

Another case of devices wanting to take over the world

Specialy when the energy cost run up and you try to save money by running your machines at night...

If you read the manual (or look it up online) there is actually a way to disable that function. Because that actually did occur to the designers, unfortunately it didn't occur to them that consumers wouldn't check the manual to learn how to use all the functions and features of the machine they bought.

Find the noise maker, hit with hammer.

I'd be gutting that thing to silence it, pronto.

I have an old one with the turn dial, no beeps, no touch screens or anything digital, you can immediately tell when its done and it works like a charm.

screwdriver...> open chassis -> locate speaker -> clip the red wire.

Egg cookers. Why can't they just said beep, no, it's the horns of Gondor, contiously, until you switch it off. Just switch yourself off... All of them are like this, no matter how expensive

YES!!! Of course, you did FANTASTIC isolating which of 300 beeping appliances beeped. When 300 appliances attempt to communicate God-knows-what by simply beeping every once in a while, what are we supposed to do????

Must be a Bosch... Ours does the same exact thing 😣

Ours just beeps once when it's done. It's loud enough to hear a couple of rooms over, but not too bad.

Can you unplug or snip the wires to the speaker? I know it shouldn't be necessary, but could provide relief. I had a neighbor with an UPS that would beep so loudly when it lost main power ever so briefly that you could hear it across the parking lot - it persisted even after the mains were back until he reset it manually. It happened once when he was abroad for an extended period, and management had to call his friend with access to come over and reset it... Took him over a day... Then it happened again, but nobody wanted to wait, so we decided it needed to be silenced or disabled. He agreed (he couldn't not, without big fines and ultimate police entry), so I was able to just unplug the two pins on the speaker. No clue how his UPS performed after that (no hard resets after that till he got home)... But you can't terrorize a community with that nonsense!

My microwave's "Done" signal thinks it's a fire alarm.

Never heard of that. All dw have a silent function. Maybe take the dishes out? Sheesh 1st world problems

My dryer has a similar loud buzzing/beeping sound it makes. It would often wake me up in the middle of the night since it would go off every 20 minutes. Luckily I found a way to turn it off!

Mine beeps out some sort of little song and then is quiet. I never would have thought a dishwasher would be musical. Btw, what are those things in the silverware basket that look like sticks?

sheeeesh! gurl! this dishwasher needs to CALM DOWN. it’s being TOO LOUD.

Maybe open it then?! And don’t put it on overnight.

Worthless

As someone who works in product development, this is shocking

My two sons had a few toys like this. One of them was a "sleeping box", the thing you put on the bedside table to make sounds and lights to help the kid fall asleep. One volume setting, yelling. This was deliciously ironic. I just soldered a resistor on one of the speaker wires and the problem was gone. Maybe I should create a "quiet module" with a variable resistor and two screw type terminals so everybody can do this without a soldering iron?

I've yet to meet anyone of Latin American descent that uses latinx. Or even likes it. I've met plenty of virtue signaling Karen's that adore it though. Spanish (like other Romance languages) has a gender for everything including people. Don't like the one you were born with? Let me know and I'll use the other one for you. And yes, I'm of Spanish heritage.

Ones that claim you can do allsorts and they don't move. I can walk out of the bathroom and it's already shifted.

That’s not a bad design. They’re designed so that they can also be put in an oven as well as the stove top.

"Hello, Hal. I'd print this for you but I'm sensing you bought the purple printer cartridge on eBay."

And when you do get it open, after pouring out some content you can't close it back up because there's gunk in the zip