As simple as they might seem in concept, the truth is that making a good toy is harder than it seems. Many toys that represent human figures tend to invoke the uncanny valley, but some are so creepy that it’s unclear what parent’s would look at it and think “my child needs one of these.” At the same time, parents are also forced to search through the veritable ocean of bootlegs.

We’ve gathered some spectacular examples of bizarre, creepy or just downright weird toy design fails from across the internet. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

#1

From What Level Of Hell Was This Retrieved?

From What Level Of Hell Was This Retrieved?

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#2

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

They Should Have Thought About This Kinder Egg Toy A Little Longer

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#3

The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed

The Quality Check Was Clearly Passed

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#4

This "Hagrid" Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage

This "Hagrid" Doll I Bought 15 Years Ago In A Dollar Store Is Just A Repainted Lion From The Wizard Of Oz. Rocking His Mane, Ears, And Medal Of Courage

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#5

Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name

Off-Brand Toy With An Interesting Name

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#6

The Not So Fantastic Four

The Not So Fantastic Four

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#7

Playground In Germany

Playground In Germany

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#8

Batman’s Face Is Priceless

Batman’s Face Is Priceless

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#9

This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It

This Lamb I Won Out Of A Claw Machine. I Love It

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#10

Geocentric Solar System At A Public School's Playground

Geocentric Solar System At A Public School's Playground

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#11

My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans

My Favorite Show Is Called The Americans

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#12

My Friend's Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This

My Friend's Daughter Got A Veterinarian Kit For Her 4th Birthday, He Sent Me This

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#13

Homer On Steroids

Homer On Steroids

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#14

Bort Sampson

Bort Sampson

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#15

Oh No

Oh No

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#16

SpongeBob Devourer Of Children

SpongeBob Devourer Of Children

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#17

Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy

Found This Toy At A Random Store. Nothing Makes Sense In This Toy

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#18

Strange Dinosaur

Strange Dinosaur

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#19

Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose

Mario Grew A Mustache Above His Nose

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#20

I'm A Benign Girl, In A Benign World

I'm A Benign Girl, In A Benign World

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#21

Spooderman

Spooderman

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#22

“Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”

“Luigi, I Think Something Is Not Right”

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#23

Jamaicachu: "Jamaica No Problem"

Jamaicachu: "Jamaica No Problem"

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#24

This Bootleg Captain America Toy

This Bootleg Captain America Toy

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#25

She Looks Like She's Had A Hard Life

She Looks Like She's Had A Hard Life

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#26

You Had One Job

You Had One Job

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#27

I Don't Even Know What To Call This

I Don't Even Know What To Call This

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#28

Dora Did Not Like What She Explored

Dora Did Not Like What She Explored

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#29

Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle

Spiderman With His Famous Spider-Rifle

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#30

I Have No Words

I Have No Words

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#31

What Am I Supposed To Call This? Lario?

What Am I Supposed To Call This? Lario?

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#32

Here Comes The Yellow Cat That Hates Saturdays: Barfyard

Here Comes The Yellow Cat That Hates Saturdays: Barfyard

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#33

Spotted This Chimera At The Mall

Spotted This Chimera At The Mall

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#34

Blursed Avengers

Blursed Avengers

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#35

Adolescence-Deformed Karate Frogs

Adolescence-Deformed Karate Frogs

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#36

They Blocked The Middle Slide At The Playground

They Blocked The Middle Slide At The Playground

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#37

The Folks Installing The Playground Weren't Looking Too Closely

The Folks Installing The Playground Weren't Looking Too Closely

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#38

I Think Wario Ingested A New Kind Of Mushroom. I Wonder What Mario Party He Went To

I Think Wario Ingested A New Kind Of Mushroom. I Wonder What Mario Party He Went To

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#39

A Transforming Dinosaur Robot Toy My Son Got

A Transforming Dinosaur Robot Toy My Son Got

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#40

This Is A Toy That I Got Today. My Kid Removed It's Head To Reveal This. I Should Have Read The Text Properly, "Security And Non-Taxic". The Head Comes Off Very Easily, And It's Very Pointy

This Is A Toy That I Got Today. My Kid Removed It's Head To Reveal This. I Should Have Read The Text Properly, "Security And Non-Taxic". The Head Comes Off Very Easily, And It's Very Pointy

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#41

Any Idea Why My Kid Refused To Ride This?

Any Idea Why My Kid Refused To Ride This?

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#42

This Pikachu Off-Brand Found At Goodwill

This Pikachu Off-Brand Found At Goodwill

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#43

"Quality" Toy I Found In A Claw Machine

"Quality" Toy I Found In A Claw Machine

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#44

Tele... Babies

Tele... Babies

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#45

Found This At The Mall

Found This At The Mall

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#46

This Toy Parking Deck Has A Battery Compartment Without A Battery Compartment

This Toy Parking Deck Has A Battery Compartment Without A Battery Compartment

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#47

Panda-Themed Children’s Ride

Panda-Themed Children’s Ride

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#48

This Burger King's Patrick Star Toy Is Actually Mr. Crab

This Burger King's Patrick Star Toy Is Actually Mr. Crab

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#49

Poor Woody And Buzz, What Have They Done To You?

Poor Woody And Buzz, What Have They Done To You?

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#50

I Found Some New Avengers Infinity War Figures. "Derp" Black Widow And "Calm But Clearly Not Amused Steve" Captain America

I Found Some New Avengers Infinity War Figures. "Derp" Black Widow And "Calm But Clearly Not Amused Steve" Captain America

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#51

Darth Goblin: "You Know, I'm Something Of A Sith Lord Myself"

Darth Goblin: "You Know, I'm Something Of A Sith Lord Myself"

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#52

This "Cartoon Plush" On Temu

This "Cartoon Plush" On Temu

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