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We ran a little survey at the Bored Panda HQ, asking our colleagues what’s the one movie they couldn’t imagine Christmas without. Wanna guess which one was the unequivocal winner?
Yup, Home Alone. And seeing that we like it so much (so much, in fact, that some of the Pandas first came with a movie quote and then their answer!), we thought it was safe to presume that our readers also enjoy this movie and watch it over the holidays. And you know us, if we like stuff, we dedicate an article to it!
So, this is our selection of Home Alone quotes, which we are sure will bring you some awesome memories.
We’ve also always wondered what exactly makes this movie so legendary and came to a conclusion - Macaulay Culkin. Look, he was so genuinely adorable and witty, and he was just Macaulay in it that he became an unmatched legend of holiday movies.
Okay, also, the simple yet never-before-seen script helped a lot together with original jokes that have turned into famous quotes over time. Remember the one about washing your hands? If you do, you definitely know what to expect from these Home Alone movie quotes! And if you don’t remember it, know this - these funny quotes might just leave you laughing out loud.
We think that it’s right about time to ditch the introductions and skip to our selection of quotes from Home Alone. You know where to find them, right?
Once you’ve scrolled through them, be sure to show how much you liked these famous Home Alone quotes by giving them your vote by pressing that tiny little button under each submission. And lastly, don’t forget to share this article with your friends!
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#3
"Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back." — Kevin
#4
"I had a nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times." — Kevin
#5
"I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you." — Bird Lady
#7
"Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice." — Kevin
#12
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone." — Kevin
#19
"Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" — Kevin
#20
"This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can’t be a wimp. I’m the man of the house." — Kevin
#22
"Buzz, I’m reading through all your private stuff, you better come out and pound me!" — Kevin
#23
"This is Christmas. The season of perpetual hope. I don’t care if I have to get out on your runway and hitchhike! If it costs me everything I own, if I have to sell my soul to the devil himself, I am going to get home to my son." — Kate
#26
"I don’t want to sleep on the hide-a-bed with Fuller. If he has something to drink, he’ll wet the bed." — Kevin
#27
"Hey, I’m gonna give you to the count of 10, to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property, before I pump your guts full of lead! One, two, 10!" — Gangster Johnny
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