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Rockin' around the Christmas tree, let the Christmas spirit ring

Later we'll have some pumpkin pie and we'll do some caroling

That pumpkin pie is all I’ve been thinking about for the past three weeks. Well, the pumpkin pie, the gingerbread cookies, the fancy holiday cheeses, the eggnog, the Christmas roast and the mulled wine. Basically, the food is one of my favorite parts of Christmas!

But when it comes to holiday cooking, many of us tend to get a bit too ambitious. Oh, a new recipe that I’ve never made before with 50 steps? Sounds great for me! (Even though the most cooking I’ve done in the past 2 months was baking brownies from a box mix…)

It’s natural to want to impress our loved ones with holiday treats and to try to go above and beyond with our festive feasts. But it’s always important to know our limitations in life, or we might end up with Santa cookies that look like demons or cheesecake that appears to have been in a nuclear explosion. Down below, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious and tragic holiday cooking fails from this subreddit dedicated to painful food pics to help you pandas feel a little bit better about your slightly burnt Christmas turkey.

Be sure to upvote the pics that make you want to order takeout next Christmas, and let us know in the comments if you’ve ever experienced any holiday cooking fails that your family will never let you live down. Then, if you’re interested in viewing even more unfortunate fails people have experienced on Christmas, check out this Bored Panda article next!

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I've Been Thinking What To Cook For Christmas This Year???

I've Been Thinking What To Cook For Christmas This Year???

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    Getting Ready For Christmas With A Classy Gingerbread House

    Getting Ready For Christmas With A Classy Gingerbread House

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    #3

    Christmas Sweater Pizza

    Christmas Sweater Pizza

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    #4

    My Mom Made Jabba The Ham For Christmas

    My Mom Made Jabba The Ham For Christmas

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    #5

    I’d Just Like To Show Off My Christmas Pizza Before It Gets Fucked Up In The Oven 🙃

    I’d Just Like To Show Off My Christmas Pizza Before It Gets Fucked Up In The Oven 🙃

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    #6

    Christmas "Snowman" Cheeseball, A Holiday Treat That Requires A Little Imagination

    Christmas "Snowman" Cheeseball, A Holiday Treat That Requires A Little Imagination

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    #7

    My Daughter Asked For A Pancake Shaped Like A Christmas Stocking. I Very Much Failed

    My Daughter Asked For A Pancake Shaped Like A Christmas Stocking. I Very Much Failed

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    #9

    I Made Christmas Candle Salad For My Family. Because Bananas In Cranberry Jello Stars, Topped With Almonds And Dripping Mayonnaise, Were A Normal Thing In 1958

    I Made Christmas Candle Salad For My Family. Because Bananas In Cranberry Jello Stars, Topped With Almonds And Dripping Mayonnaise, Were A Normal Thing In 1958

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    #10

    Boyfriend Was Confused Why He Had A Tin Of Pineapple And Candied Cherries In His Stocking But He'd Told Me Once How Much He Likes Both, So For Christmas I Used Them To Make My First Ever Pineapple Upside-Down Cake For Him :)

    Boyfriend Was Confused Why He Had A Tin Of Pineapple And Candied Cherries In His Stocking But He'd Told Me Once How Much He Likes Both, So For Christmas I Used Them To Make My First Ever Pineapple Upside-Down Cake For Him :)

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    #11

    Cheesecake Buttholes For A Christmas Party

    Cheesecake Buttholes For A Christmas Party

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    LK
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem what so ever. Make a fruit sauce, or a ganache, and pour it over the little cheesecakes. They will look, and taste great.

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    #13

    My Mom's Christmas Cookies Didn't Come Out Like She'd Anticipated

    My Mom's Christmas Cookies Didn't Come Out Like She'd Anticipated

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    #15

    My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

    My 11 Year Old's Christmas Cookie

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    #16

    My Christmas Ham

    My Christmas Ham

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    #18

    I Had One Mushroom, Two Pieces Of Salami, Some Dough, Sauce And Cheese. Merry Christmas!

    I Had One Mushroom, Two Pieces Of Salami, Some Dough, Sauce And Cheese. Merry Christmas!

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    #19

    Tim Hortons Special Holiday Polar Bear Dream Donut. Nailed It!

    Tim Hortons Special Holiday Polar Bear Dream Donut. Nailed It!

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    #21

    Mum Kicked Me Out Of The House This Week And Cancelled Christmas. Here’s My Own Christmas Pavlova After Lamb Shanks At The Hotel I’m Staying

    Mum Kicked Me Out Of The House This Week And Cancelled Christmas. Here’s My Own Christmas Pavlova After Lamb Shanks At The Hotel I’m Staying

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    #23

    Christmas Leftovers - Sous Vide Lamb With Jarlsberg On Hashbrowns

    Christmas Leftovers - Sous Vide Lamb With Jarlsberg On Hashbrowns

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    #24

    My Mother-In-Law’s Contribution To Christmas Dinner. It Was Supposed To Be A Caramel Cake

    My Mother-In-Law’s Contribution To Christmas Dinner. It Was Supposed To Be A Caramel Cake

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    #25

    Only The Fanciest Hors D'oeuvres For Christmas Dinner

    Only The Fanciest Hors D'oeuvres For Christmas Dinner

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    #29

    Highlight Of The Christmas Potluck

    Highlight Of The Christmas Potluck

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    #30

    Merry Covid Christmas. Here's My Special Christmas Eve Dinner In Quarantine

    Merry Covid Christmas. Here's My Special Christmas Eve Dinner In Quarantine

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    #31

    My Girlfriend Bought An Xmas Chocolate Raindeer But It's Face Melted Off And Now It Looks Like A Haunted Evil Thing. She Wants To Know If We Should Still Gift It. I Say Yes

    My Girlfriend Bought An Xmas Chocolate Raindeer But It's Face Melted Off And Now It Looks Like A Haunted Evil Thing. She Wants To Know If We Should Still Gift It. I Say Yes

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    #33

    I Work At One Of The Best Funded Hospitals In The Nation And This Is The Christmas Dinner They Offered To Night Shift. It Tasted Just Like What It Cost

    I Work At One Of The Best Funded Hospitals In The Nation And This Is The Christmas Dinner They Offered To Night Shift. It Tasted Just Like What It Cost

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    #34

    Made Some Christmas Cookies Yesterday

    Made Some Christmas Cookies Yesterday

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    #35

    Delicious Xmas Snack

    Delicious Xmas Snack

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    #36

    Happy Holidays And Bone Apple Teeth! "Festive" House Made From Pretzel Bread And Cheese Dip

    Happy Holidays And Bone Apple Teeth! "Festive" House Made From Pretzel Bread And Cheese Dip

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    G o l d f i s h
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly looks delicious. probably more pleasant to eat than an actual gingerbread house! we should make this a thing!!

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    #37

    Local Grocery Store Has Some Festive (And Sad) Holiday Breads!

    Local Grocery Store Has Some Festive (And Sad) Holiday Breads!

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    #38

    This Japanese Make It Yourself Little Food My Sister Got Me For Christmas

    This Japanese Make It Yourself Little Food My Sister Got Me For Christmas

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    G o l d f i s h
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I LOVE THESE SO MUCH THEY ARE SO ADORABLE (not very good to eat, but fun nonetheless!)

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    #39

    One Of My Friends Relatives Decided To Go Full Out Jelly For Christmas

    One Of My Friends Relatives Decided To Go Full Out Jelly For Christmas

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    Auntriarch
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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if you put that in front of me I would eat it, because I was brought up to be polite. But it's setting off meteor showers of "why?" in my head

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    #41

    Christmas Has Passed, I Still Can't Get This Piece Of Shit Off The Plate, Because Of The Construction Grade Icing

    Christmas Has Passed, I Still Can't Get This Piece Of Shit Off The Plate, Because Of The Construction Grade Icing

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every kitchen should have at least one thrift store plate (bowl/casserole dish) considered disposable.

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    #42

    Hotdog Pie At The Office Christmas Party

    Hotdog Pie At The Office Christmas Party

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    #43

    My Brother Is Eating His New Cereal He Made From Broken Christmas Cookies

    My Brother Is Eating His New Cereal He Made From Broken Christmas Cookies

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    #44

    I Think I Found A New Christmas Tradition: Tomato Aspic In The Form Of Elmo

    I Think I Found A New Christmas Tradition: Tomato Aspic In The Form Of Elmo

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    #45

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirit!

    Getting Into The Holiday Spirit!

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    #47

    Husband's Xmas Dinner: Frozen Pizza Enhanced With Red And Green

    Husband's Xmas Dinner: Frozen Pizza Enhanced With Red And Green

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you wanted to enhance it with green and red, BASIL AND TOMATO/RED PEPPER. OMFG WHAT IS THIS

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    #48

    Xmas Snowman Cookie

    Xmas Snowman Cookie

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    #49

    You Already Know What's Going On Here. Old School Xmas Desserts Are A Total Thing

    You Already Know What's Going On Here. Old School Xmas Desserts Are A Total Thing

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    #50

    Two Grown Adults Underestimate The Difficulty Of A Task Designed For Children And Wind Up Raising A Swarm Of Holiday Gremlins. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

    Two Grown Adults Underestimate The Difficulty Of A Task Designed For Children And Wind Up Raising A Swarm Of Holiday Gremlins. Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animals

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    #51

    Chicken Tenderloin Tree, Happy Holidays!

    Chicken Tenderloin Tree, Happy Holidays!

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    #52

    Christmas Dinner Sandwich

    Christmas Dinner Sandwich

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    #53

    My Dad Was So Disappointed That He Burnt The Christmas Ham Until I Showed Him It Belonged Here On R/Shiryfoodporn. He Was Enthralled That There Was A Place For Such Food Misfortunes

    My Dad Was So Disappointed That He Burnt The Christmas Ham Until I Showed Him It Belonged Here On R/Shiryfoodporn. He Was Enthralled That There Was A Place For Such Food Misfortunes

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    #54

    Last Time I Got Tons Of Complaints About Using Too Many Sprinkles.. So I Added More This Time. Try Being Mean, I Dare You. And Yes, That Is Christmas Sprinkles, I Ran Out Of Rainbow

    Last Time I Got Tons Of Complaints About Using Too Many Sprinkles.. So I Added More This Time. Try Being Mean, I Dare You. And Yes, That Is Christmas Sprinkles, I Ran Out Of Rainbow

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    #55

    My Mom Wanted Us To Have A Special Dinner For Our Last Day Of Christmas Vacation So We Broke Out The Fancy Glasses

    My Mom Wanted Us To Have A Special Dinner For Our Last Day Of Christmas Vacation So We Broke Out The Fancy Glasses

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    #56

    Family Didn’t Show Up For Xmas Dinner So Made Sweet Potato Cream Burned Marshmallow Soup With The Groceries

    Family Didn’t Show Up For Xmas Dinner So Made Sweet Potato Cream Burned Marshmallow Soup With The Groceries

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    #57

    Made Some Soup From The Xmas Dinner Leftovers, Mostly Brussel Sprouts

    Made Some Soup From The Xmas Dinner Leftovers, Mostly Brussel Sprouts

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    #60

    Christmas Dinner

    Christmas Dinner

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    #62

    Christmas Eve Feast

    Christmas Eve Feast

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This just makes me sad because these folks can't or don't go all out. Maybe Christmas just isn't their thing. But I feel bad for anyone who eats this type of "food". Looks unappetizing and non-nutritious.

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    #63

    Refried Black Beans With A Green Sauce And Red Sauce. I Call It Black Christmas

    Refried Black Beans With A Green Sauce And Red Sauce. I Call It Black Christmas

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    #64

    Father In Law's Beef Christmas Day. He Said "It's Perfect"

    Father In Law's Beef Christmas Day. He Said "It's Perfect"

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    #65

    Work's Christmas Dinner

    Work's Christmas Dinner

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    #66

    Xmas Breakfast. Avocado Toast With Poached Eggs, Parmesan, And Beth's Kitchen Salsa Picante. Merry Chrysler!

    Xmas Breakfast. Avocado Toast With Poached Eggs, Parmesan, And Beth's Kitchen Salsa Picante. Merry Chrysler!

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    #68

    Cocktail Weenies Attached To A Styrofoam Christmas Tree With Toothpicks. Served With Barbecue Sauce, Mustard, Rosemary Garnish, And A Cheddar Cheese Star On Top

    Cocktail Weenies Attached To A Styrofoam Christmas Tree With Toothpicks. Served With Barbecue Sauce, Mustard, Rosemary Garnish, And A Cheddar Cheese Star On Top

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    #69

    A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas

    A Cheesecake I Tried Making For Christmas

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    #70

    Stuffed-Crust Christmas Dinner Pizza

    Stuffed-Crust Christmas Dinner Pizza

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    #71

    Christmas Morning Feast: Cheese And Olive Balls, Cheese And Sausage Balls, Pigs In Blankets, And Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets

    Christmas Morning Feast: Cheese And Olive Balls, Cheese And Sausage Balls, Pigs In Blankets, And Chick-Fil-A Chicken Nuggets

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    #72

    A Christmas Eve Staple At My Friend’s Home

    A Christmas Eve Staple At My Friend’s Home

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    #73

    I’m Somewhat Known At My Company For Baking Cakes For People. My Boss Asked Me To Make One For The Xmas Party But I’ll Be On Leave. I Still Wanted Him To Know Exactly What I Think Of Him

    I’m Somewhat Known At My Company For Baking Cakes For People. My Boss Asked Me To Make One For The Xmas Party But I’ll Be On Leave. I Still Wanted Him To Know Exactly What I Think Of Him

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    #74

    Gourmet Decorative Tootsie Cabin For The Holidays

    Gourmet Decorative Tootsie Cabin For The Holidays

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    #75

    Someone Sent A Pancake/Waffle Decorating Kit For The Holidays. The Kids Had Fun

    Someone Sent A Pancake/Waffle Decorating Kit For The Holidays. The Kids Had Fun

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    #76

    We Have All Types Of Good Stuff For Christmas Breakfast And My Fiancé Chooses To Make A Sandwich With An Old Chicken Cutlet, Onion Ring And Ketchup

    We Have All Types Of Good Stuff For Christmas Breakfast And My Fiancé Chooses To Make A Sandwich With An Old Chicken Cutlet, Onion Ring And Ketchup

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    #77

    On Christmas Day I Always Make My Brother-In-Law A Ramen Omelette. This Yeah The Assorted "Meats" Didn't Fit And Had To Be Served On The Side

    On Christmas Day I Always Make My Brother-In-Law A Ramen Omelette. This Yeah The Assorted "Meats" Didn't Fit And Had To Be Served On The Side

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    #78

    Christmas Breakfast Is Always A Special Thing

    Christmas Breakfast Is Always A Special Thing

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    #79

    Christmas Mac & Cheese Anyone?

    Christmas Mac & Cheese Anyone?

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    #80

    My Friend's Christmas Dinner

    My Friend's Christmas Dinner

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    #81

    Tried To Make A Jennie O Turkey Breast. I Didn’t Know Turkey Could Come Out As Goo. 🤔 Replaced It With Chicken Tenders For Xmas Dinner

    Tried To Make A Jennie O Turkey Breast. I Didn’t Know Turkey Could Come Out As Goo. 🤔 Replaced It With Chicken Tenders For Xmas Dinner

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    #82

    Junk Food On Xmas Party

    Junk Food On Xmas Party

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    #83

    Cross Section Of Xmas Frosting And Cake

    Cross Section Of Xmas Frosting And Cake

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    #84

    Merry Xmas Reddit! From Our Snowman To Yours

    Merry Xmas Reddit! From Our Snowman To Yours

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    #85

    I Made Both Sweet And Savory Jell-O Salads For My Friend's Xmas Party

    I Made Both Sweet And Savory Jell-O Salads For My Friend's Xmas Party

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Why tho. Why did you make this for a friend. Seems like something you make for the trash or an enemy.

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    #86

    Raw Beef And Onion Santa From The Holiday Party At A Bar Near My House

    Raw Beef And Onion Santa From The Holiday Party At A Bar Near My House

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    #87

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy... 😐

    Christmas Eve Feast When You're Working Second Shift In A Korean Academy... 😐

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    #88

    My Christmas Dinner

    My Christmas Dinner

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    #90

    Christmas Salad By My Mum

    Christmas Salad By My Mum

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    #91

    Merry Christmas From Shinjuku

    Merry Christmas From Shinjuku

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    #92

    Christmas Meat And Cheese Plate + Wine

    Christmas Meat And Cheese Plate + Wine

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    #93

    Saw This While Browsing Twitter. Happy Holidays!

    Saw This While Browsing Twitter. Happy Holidays!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    M&Ms are kind of my thing, especially at Christmas time, and this is a HUGE pass. (I collect M&M dispensers, which are big in the stores during the holidays, and makes me easy to shop for)

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    #94

    My Grandma Made This Disgusting Scrambled Egg Looking Lemon Cake After Christmas Dinner

    My Grandma Made This Disgusting Scrambled Egg Looking Lemon Cake After Christmas Dinner

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    G o l d f i s h
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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not nice, it looks fine other than that random block of other cake in it!

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    #95

    Our Family's Traditional Christmas Breakfast: Pickled Pork, Bread Soaked In Pickled Pork Juice, Oranges, Shot Of Gin

    Our Family's Traditional Christmas Breakfast: Pickled Pork, Bread Soaked In Pickled Pork Juice, Oranges, Shot Of Gin

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    #96

    Home Alone Xmas Ribeye. Only Set The Fire Alarm Off Once!

    Home Alone Xmas Ribeye. Only Set The Fire Alarm Off Once!

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    #97

    Thought You Guys Might Like My Friends Rather "Overdone" Xmas Turkey

    Thought You Guys Might Like My Friends Rather "Overdone" Xmas Turkey

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    #98

    Xmas Morning Breakfast!!

    Xmas Morning Breakfast!!

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    #99

    I Splurge On Xmas Eve

    I Splurge On Xmas Eve

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    #100

    My Xmas Morn Breakfast: Reheated Frijoles Mixed With Creamy Enchilada Sauce

    My Xmas Morn Breakfast: Reheated Frijoles Mixed With Creamy Enchilada Sauce

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    #101

    Xmas Tortilla (X-Post R/Pics) (Op)

    Xmas Tortilla (X-Post R/Pics) (Op)

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    #102

    Vegan Holiday Roast

    Vegan Holiday Roast

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    2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are way nicer vegan alternatives to whatever the hell this is. I suggest a nut roast, those things are delicious even if you're not vegan/vegetarian. Or if you have nut allergies, plenty of veg to go into a nice pie. ;D

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    #103

    I Go Off My Diet Twice A Year. This Christmas, This Sub Gave Me A New Idea

    I Go Off My Diet Twice A Year. This Christmas, This Sub Gave Me A New Idea

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    #104

    My Christmas Dinner! Good Bread Good Meat. Good God Let’s Eat!

    My Christmas Dinner! Good Bread Good Meat. Good God Let’s Eat!

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