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Life is unpredictable, and things are not always what they seem. Sometimes, you’re reading a seemingly innocent post on social media, and suddenly you encounter a shocking twist that has you saying, “Hold up… What?” If you live for those surprising moments, we’ve got the perfect list for you, pandas. 

Below, we’ve gathered some of our favorite posts from the “Hol’Up, wait a min” subreddit that might make you do a double take. Prepare to be saying, “I did not see that coming”, and be sure to upvote all of your favorite posts. Otherwise, Bored Panda might spontaneously combust... Hold up!

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    When I was in university, I had an acting teacher who drilled into us the importance of “Dukes of Hazzard Turns”. I know all of you pandas out there might not get the reference (don’t worry, I didn’t either at first), so I’ll explain what he meant by that. In the 80s sitcom The Dukes of Hazzard, there were many reckless driving scenes where the characters would take abrupt, sharp turns, so anyone watching could have never anticipated where the driver was heading. What my acting teacher wanted to see from us with “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” was sharp contrasts in our characters.

    It’s exciting to watch people quickly change their tactics in pursuing their objectives; audiences eat it right up. So I can’t help but think of that acting professor when viewing the photos from the “Hol’up” subreddit. All of these posts definitely have “Dukes of Hazzard Turns” within them. Some of them are surprisingly wholesome, while others get dark very fast. But as readers, we love these sudden plot twists, and we can’t get enough of them.   

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    It’s no secret that audiences love plot twists. We see them in films like Get Out, Gone Girl, Parasite, Scream and countless other classics. But what is it about these sudden turns that we can’t get enough of? According to Vera Tobin, a researcher at Case Western Reserve University, movies “exploit our natural tendency to anticipate what’s coming next.” So it can be extremely exciting when our expectations are proven wrong by a shocking plot twist and extremely disappointing when we somehow stumble upon a spoiler.

    Tobin explains that we all want to have some idea of what we’re getting ourselves into when we read a book or watch a film, so we’re interested in knowing the genre. But the “curse of knowledge” comes into play when we’re worried about something being spoiled. “You only have one opportunity to learn something for the first time,” Tobin writes. “Once you’ve learned it, that knowledge affects what you notice, what you anticipate – and even the limits of your imagination.”

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    #7

    What Predates On Tigers?!

    What Predates On Tigers?!

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    A Wild Bean
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I googled it, elephants and bears can sometimes be a threat to tigers

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    #9

    Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

    Koalas And Humans Has Almost Similar Fingerprints

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drug busts at unsanctioned raves. When a koala gets Chlamydia, they can't just go to the family vet because the wife will see the copay on the credit card bill and ask what's wrong.

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    Tobin goes on to explain that plot twists can also do a great job of pulling everything together in a story. “A major part of the pleasure of plot twists, too, comes not from the shock of surprise, but from looking back at the early bits of the narrative in light of the twist,” she notes. “The most satisfying surprises get their power from giving us a fresh, better way of making sense of the material that came before. This is another opportunity for stories to turn the curse of knowledge to their advantage. Once we know the answer to a puzzle, its clues can seem more transparent than they really were. When we revisit early parts of the story in light of that knowledge, well-constructed clues take on new, satisfying significance.”

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    #11

    The Coffee Is Free

    The Coffee Is Free

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my men like I like my coffee—sliding off the roof of my car as I drive away🙂

    Vanessa Richardson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait! I have a better one: I like my men like I like my tea—in a bag, under water😃

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    CringeGuy
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like people like I like coffee - I don't like coffee at all.

    OhnoI’vebeencensored
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funniest version of this I ever heard was: I like my women how I like my Starbucks. Weak, and with an unwieldy cup size.

    Id row
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those poor attendants probably deal with creeps way too often.

    A Jones
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude got a roast with their coffee. High five for 5-star service!

    Austin Sauce
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey you’ll never get arrested for buying some coffee at 3am.

    QuirkyKittyGirl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might if you stole a car and stopped at the restaurant the cops hang out at to get your coffee. Maybe not "for" but "when"?

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    K- THULU
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best version I've ever heard from a gay guy... He likes his women like he likes his coffee.... Nowhere near his genitals...

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    Pixie T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my coffee the same way I like my men, nowhere near my vagina

    Mary Ross
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my men scalding and bitter, so I guess that works for me...

    Danish Susanne
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish I had been smart enough to use this answer myself, but I would probably just have hurried away.

    Laura
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How old is this guy. I can’t believe he used that line.

    Sharon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if like my husband, good luck getting his mouth open. he only opens it to eat

    Epona
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody's going to refer to the Eddie Izzard stand-up comedy bit "I like my women like I like my coffee...in a plastic cup/covered in bees"?? Just me?

    Colin Leamon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My new saying - perpetual motion is difficult, it's women who are impossible!

    John G
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no I never pay for it I like my coffee old white bitter and smells funny

    Shelby Moonheart
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was on a trip with my uncle who replied, like my parents: black. I couldn't stop laughing for a minute and said, Grandma and Grandpa weren't black.

    Susan Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a co-worker who wore a shirt that said, “I like my women like I like my coffee-ground up and in the freezer”.

    Rinso the Red
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my women like I like my coffee; cold and bitter. It's an acquired taste true, but readily available almost everywhere

    Potato
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He likes his women like he likes his coffee... to burn him.

    Bubblegum Witch
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my men like I like my coffee! Sweet or I don’t like coffee ;)

    Der Kommissar
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my women like I like my coffee, in a burlap bag, slung over the back of a donkey

    Pablo Ramos
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she messed the punch line. Should've been::PAID FOR? Sorry sir. coffee is free.

    Brian “BB” B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my coffee like I like my women; sewn up in a burlap sack and tied to the a*s of a donkey

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    Easy Ways To Kill A Husband?

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    But the joy of being surprised doesn’t only come from plot twists in films and books. As this list makes very clear, we can have “Hol’up” moments in our daily lives at any moment, and our brains still love them, even when they’re not scripted. “It’s a strong neuro alert that tells us that something is important about this moment and we have to pay attention,” Tania Luna, the co-author of Surprise: Embrace the Unpredictable and Engineer the Unexpected, told The Takeaway, explaining the “surprise sequence”. “Our cognitive resources are basically hijacked and pulled into the moment. That’s one of the things that’s really uncomfortable for some people, but also exciting for some people because your attention is completely in the moment.”

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    And if you’re a person who considers a surprise party to be your worst nightmare, Luna says that it’s possible to become more open to the idea over time. “I think about surprise in two perspectives: Embracing it and engineering it,” she told The Takeaway. “You have to train your brain to be more comfortable accepting surprise, and by that I also mean surprise readiness—being comfortable with uncertainty, ambiguity and change. Especially these days, that’s an incredibly important skill.”

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    Even though she’s an expert on surprise now, Luna admits that she wasn’t always a fan. “I hated being surprised—I loved surprising others, but I hated being surprised myself,” she told The Takeaway. “[I hated] the feeling of loss of control and the feeling of vulnerability. As a kid, I had experienced a lot of change and my coping mechanism was to say, ‘I’m in charge. I control everything. Nobody controls me and I can control the world around me.’ I was protecting myself from negative surprises. But what I’ve learned is that I was also keeping out joy, wonder, and emotional intensity.”

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    Mario Strada
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember asking a question about this to the priest when I was in catechism. It didn't go well. I was put into an empty room to "pray and ask for forgiveness". I came out of that room an atheist. I was 11.

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    The element of surprise is a very important ingredient in comedy, and many of the people who were part of these conversations shared on Reddit had excellent comedic timing. From coming up with perfect comebacks to wording things in just the right way, these surprising posts went from mundane to hilarious in the blink of an eye. As comedian Dean Lewis explains in his article ‘The Anatomy of a Joke’, “A comedic surprise is a twist without serious repercussions.”

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    Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start

    Well. I Guess This Was Rigged From The Start

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    Hol’ Up

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    We all love a great “didn’t see that coming” moment, whether it happens in real life, is accidentally caught on camera or is found in a screenshot from social media. Surprise is the spice of life, right? (Or something like that.) So if you’re interested in adding a little bit more excitement to your daily life, be sure to mix up your routine or do something (harmless) to surprise someone else. Whether you believe we’re all plugged into the Matrix or not, your brain might appreciate being caught off guard every now and then. Plus, if you manage to get a picture of it, you can always share it on the “Hol’up” subreddit.

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    Hold up—How are you feeling about this list, pandas? Are you having whiplash from all of the shocking twists and turns that these posts take? We hope you’re having some fun being surprised and caught off guard. Remember to keep upvoting the posts that went in a completely different direction than what you expected, and let us know in the comments if you’ve had any “Hol’up” moments recently. Then, if you can handle being shocked by even more of these types of posts, you can find Bored Panda’s previous article featuring the “Hol’up” subreddit right here!

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    Sick Beat

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone probably already knows this, but the reason drummers were included in battalions was for morale, coordination on the battlefield, and signaling to soldiers when to reload and fire, which you might think sounds ridiculous, but back then armies worked in line formations, and muskets were slow-firing weapons, so to maximize firing, one line would open fire while the back line reloads, then the front line would kneel to reload giving the back line chance to fire, and repeat.

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    *sed Noises

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    I Love Duolingo

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    Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!

    Mans Been Legit This Whole Time?!

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    Indeed

    Indeed

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    JM
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah grammar! This reminds me of the book on punctuation called “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”

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    #35

    The Moment She Knew She

    The Moment She Knew She

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    #38

    One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else

    One Person Who Is 7x More Likely To Kill You Than Everyone Else

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    I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!

    I Dont Need Sleep I Need Answers!

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    AJay
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 90% sure that the answer is no it will not incriminate her and that it has something to do with needing the root of the hair to still be attached, but I can't quite remember.

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    Feels Bad Man

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually sad and true for a lot of those guys and girls

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    #45

    Oh 😳

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    panther
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that would mean actually going into a walmart, and I wouldn't want people to see me in a walmart.

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    Don’t Expose Him Like That

    Don’t Expose Him Like That

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a scene in Degrassi (next class I think) where the innocent new girl is introduced to the trans kid. He says he is trans and se thinks it means transient aka homeless. She ends up dating him though.

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    Neil Was Very Opinionated

    Neil Was Very Opinionated

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buzz and I think standing on the moon is overrated. Just thought we'd let you know, Michael.

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    #48

    Tyson Is So Sexy

    Tyson Is So Sexy

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote me if you will, but Mike Tyson is a woman beating rapist and I find nothing funny about him. However, the comeback on this post is epic!

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    Sorry Bruh

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone's wondering, Donnerstag = Thursday; Mittwoch = Wednesday; Sonntag = Sunday; Dienstag = Tuesday. Correct answer is C.

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    #51

    Just Don't Snap

    Just Don't Snap

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    #54

    Oh Happy Birthday

    Oh Happy Birthday

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the comment turns out to be true that makes this a whole lot worse considering she was only now turning 18

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    #56

    My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started

    My First Roller Coaster Ride Since This Pandemic Started

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    Just Curious

    Just Curious

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    Erdot
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Whenever in doubt, I just close my eyes and let Jesus take the wheel."

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    Makes Sense

    Makes Sense

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    Ansi
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought my friend lied when they said they had watched several seasons of LOTR when they were little... huh, shame on me I guess, for not beliving them. 🤷‍♀️

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    #60

    It Just Gets Weirder And Weirder

    It Just Gets Weirder And Weirder

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me assure you that after 4 years the grieving is most definitely not over. Hell, for one of mine it’s been 16 years and the grieving isn’t over.

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    #64

    Man Of Culture

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    The Curiosity Begins

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    How Did They Know?

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    #69

    Kind Kidney Donators

    Kind Kidney Donators

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty common. In fact, there are websites where people "trade" kidneys because they don't match their own relative. I'm A positive and you are B positive(inherited from mom) and both are dad's are the other one. I'll donate my kidney to your dad and you give a kidney to mine.

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    Astrology In A Nutshell

    Astrology In A Nutshell

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a bit into astrology when I was in my early 20's, but one sentence I will never forget about in one of my "Libra" books was: "If you want to end up as the victim in a murder investigation, date a Scorpio". LMFAO! Thanks for the heads-up, I guess! 🤣🤣🤣

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    #80

    Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?

    Holup… You Mean To Tell Me You Don’t?

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    SomePeopleCallMeMaurice
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s really unsettling to think not everyone has an internal dialogue, because I can’t tell which person would be psychotic.

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    Well We All Screwed

    Well We All Screwed

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    Jaya
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sick of people repeating this nonsense that only men watch porn.

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