That's ridiculous! We don't steal, we just borrow (and never return).

Hard to believe it's the same company that thinks water isn't a human right

The original bad-ass

Well focusing on a woman's sexuality as a way to undermine her legitimacy or achievements is common. Catherine the Great gets the same treatment. Elizabeth I has a whole chunk of the New World named after her not getting laid. And this is only the women who can't be effectively erased from the "Great Man" version of history. Thank god for gender, Queer, disability and minority studies for pushing to include historical actors who aren't white men in history and for revealing some of the most fascinating narratives out there.

Ein hausgemachter Kartoffelsalat mit vegetarischer Thüringer Rostbratwurst bitte.

Meanwhile, cats: "These humans still think they own us. How cute." :P

Invasion of India and Africa: "ahem"

Yes but Stonehenge is considerably older than the Pyramids.

I'm sure "overwhelming desire to beat someone with a chair" exists as a word in some language. At the every least the Germans can make it a word

We all got cell phones and netflix and just gave up.

"If you can name five Kardashians [...] you should probably re-evaluate your internet and reading habits" really explains a lot about the state of the education system.

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No one ever wins a war

It’s a hair on a goat, obviously

There's an old cartoon where a woman asks a conductor from an electrical tram if it's safe. His reply: As long as your one foot isn't on the ground while your other foot is touching the wires, you're safe.

Born in the Northern part, living in the Southern, I enjoy both.

I think since Canada is literally digging up mass graves of Native school children we can agree that this tweet is far from their most aggressive act.

A gentlemeow

You always have to stop on the top.

Ah, frogs killing frogs.

plenty time left for the other 22

Named Marion

True. The Angels in the bible were described as being, well, all over the shop. A mish-mash of animals here, some gold wheels there (Yes, interlocking gold wheels, plus eyes?).

And if they lived to the age of 92 they could still see a quick and awful defeat of the French against the Prussians, the fall of the Second Empire, the rise of the Third Republic, and a ephemeral attempt at forming an utopian socialist government in Paris, which would result in a bloody civil war... all of this in less than one year.

In my country, you are not allowed to sell or buy your blood nor your plasma... It can only be donated for free. I still do it anyway, but I am upset.

KFC publically said they use 11 spices, ig they are misleading us

Go ahead, make my day.

Raise your hand if you think Cary Grant could carry off frou-frou men's clothing from the 17th and 18th centuries!

I'm Welsh and this is so true

There are perks with being a god king

That's what automation will probably do to Amazon workers

Sure but show us how the common man lived in ancient Rome and then we'll compare...

Well, that escalated quickly.

the shadow feels on the tall side...

The wine belongs to the Stormcloaks!

"It is not wine, it is the Lord's holy blood !"

The man wearing a iron cross is a ww1 Jewish German veteran named is Richard stern. As an act of defiance is standing in front of his store.

And still spend billions to fight wars half way across the globe

It's ok to not know everything, but just keep silent when you don't.

*immediately plays Rasputin in mind*

Killed the natives, stole their lands, owned slaves, had racist laws, stole tea, betrayed Britain...

Not even good nicknames. What a wanker

Haha, this is me as a kid. Also had a grandpa who fought in the war and heard all the stories way before I was ready to really comprehend them.

Some dogs cannot take sounds of carhorns but bark like a fire alarm.

I'm sure if the indigenous people of America knew what would happen, they would have killed every stranger who set foot on their soil.

Rule #1 : it is not an "f", it is an "s".

Ouch.

#Justoverthrowntheprovisionalgovernment

Hey, they helped the USSR by invading Greece and delaying operation Barbarossa by 5 weeks into the winter months when they called the Wehrmacht for support - that was indeed quite effective

It's a little known fact that the Italian Air Force bombed England during the Battle of Britain. Their primary bomber was the relatively modern monoplane Fiat BR20, whose main fighter escort was the biplane Fiat CR42 (which had a slower to speed than the bomber). Neither did very well against the Spitfires and Hurricanes of the RAF!

If I recall, once they ditched Mussolini, they opened the back door to Germany and let the Allies in. Rock on, Italy!

They're kind of ineffective with their current regime. Not unlike us here in the states. Yes I said regime.

Did they not lose to Ethiopia ?