Now those are really great neighbors to have!

Go Alex and John! I'm sure they're happy during their lifetime. :

The Habsburg family tree is a wreath

My incestors built this country...🧬 🌪️ 🪕

"And this is my sister, who's also my cousin. She's about to marry her uncle...."

I like how he made fun of himself

I'm from primordial goo

The Habsburgs took "Keep it in the family" way too seriously.

i dont get it

If you went back to the signing of the Magna Carta, you'd have more relations than the earth had people at that time

Well that family tree didn't fork

Even my humble family has some wreath like characteristics. My grandparents were fourth cousins

Wow! I thought all the Habsburgs had died out! Where are they now? Are they still rich and inbred?

Or that of small-town Jews. My grandmother's mom's family was...erm. Facts: (1) my uncle, uh, didn't mention a few connections on the family tree, (2) a non-retired guy managed to write histories of four different families at once, 'different' being, of course, in quotation marks, and (3) it existed on the other parts of my family but not, as far as I know, to such a degree. It's fun when there are like ten Jews in the town so everyone's marrying their cousins because you're not allowed (societally or legally) to marry a non-Jew.

16 separate paths in the same region, yup

This is meme?

the inbred tree. There's even a genetic malformation of the chin with that name, all due to inbreeding

My ex brother in law was all about Scotland because that's where his origins were, aka somewhere far away in his family tree. Then my sister, who was his soon to be wife, researchers our family tree and guess what... We have a Scottish ancestor too *gasp*. They had a Scottish themed wedding, bagpiper and all. (Divorced two years later, Guy was in huge dept, No wonder he dreamed of living to Scotland... To escape it all i bet!) (i feel as much Scottish as i feel native american. And im belgian!)

Guys, 1990 was 34 years ago, not 10. Let the reality sink in and cry!

English captain: "Oh, just wait a bit. Ammunition is definitely headed your way."

"I wouldn''t say liberated, more like under new management"

Well he sealed his own fate

Fortunately, the Armenian Genocide is being acknowledged by more and more countries. Having said that, there are still a lot of genocides that need recognition, for instance the Nanking genocide by the Japanese.

Diogenes had a great sense of humor. When Alexander approached him, and asked if he needed anything, Diogenes replied " Stand aside to stop blocking the sun. "

This is in fact in the Jewish bible, and the reason it worked is because he was being watched over by god.

There was this curious criminal case in Germany. Woman's DNA showed up in *many* crime scenes, in wholly different parts of the country and so close in time that she wouldn't be able to travel to all of these places. Everybody was deeply disturbed, including considering paranormal activities. It turned out that one series of DNA sampling kits was contaminated by a factory worker. If you want more info, google Phantom of Heilbronn.

And conservatives pretend racism has just magically disappeared and now it's just over sensitivity and paranoia

Took a lot of balls to do that.

Replace the tree with the driver

Dammit this one gets me every time

Martin Luther, if he was still alive in 1930, could have successfully sued a well known antisemitist - THE picturebook antisemitist - for plagiarism in his most successful book. But, as time heals all flaws, everything and their Grandma still is named after him.

''Independance'' in post colonial French Empire was quite a point of view. Search for ''Jacques Foccart'', you'll learn

Indonesian here. He was a serial womanizer with countless wives and lovers. He was once married to a Japanese woman, and then not long after he married another Japanese woman. Because of that, the first Japanese woman ki11ed herself in anger and sadness. Not proud of him. Because of other things too.

How dare you bring Arthur Morgan into this!!

Out of curiosity, what happens when you overdose vitamin A? And would you be okay eating i.e. 1/20 of the liver every day, or would the vitamin build up in your body?

Proof that being a nice person who is fun to work with, is one path to success.

It's like when people say that Hitler was vegan, cause that clearly cancels everything else out

Dude grew conscience in prison.

That's not the only horrible thing they did to the disabled, the mentally ill and the native swedes (samerna).

But nobody wants to work anymore!

Unit 731 was a horror show! 😔

War is hell, period.

And some morons want to go back to that period in History.

It's not the monkey you have to isolate but the cruel scientist.