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42 Historical Facts Which Appear To Be Too Bizarre To Be True Yet They Are, As Told By Folks In This Online Thread
Of all the sciences created by humankind, history is probably the most flexible and ambiguous. As you may know, history is written by the winners, and you are unlikely to have any doubts that if, say, the South won the Civil War, today we would study from slightly different history textbooks. Yes, and "Gone with the Wind" would hardly have been written, let alone filmed.
And yet, even with all the relativity of historical assessments of different events, there are facts which, upon hearing them for the first time, we will definitely say "You cannot be serious!" However, any more or less careful fact-checking will confirm that this is indeed the case. History - you know, she's a very capricious old lady.
A few weeks ago, a new thread appeared in the AskReddit community, the topic starter of which asked people "What is a historical fact that seems unbelievable?" As of today, the thread has over 700 upvotes and almost a thousand and a half comments as well, containing both obvious fakes and really incredible but true things - as well as fierce disputes over how to separate the first from the second.
Bored Panda has carefully done everything ourselves. First, we thoroughly went through the original thread, selected the most popular and incredible facts and stories told in the comments, and then just as carefully and meticulously checked each fact apiece. If at least some doubt arose, the fact was mercilessly sent to the wastebin.
So now, meet our selection of the most incredible, but 100% true random and not only historical things. Please feel free to scroll to the very end and, of course, add some similar facts you know - but fact checking is definitely a must! Just have a good and amazing read!
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If we held a minute of silence for every victim of the Holocaust, the world would be silent for 11.5 years. It’s crazy to visualize the mass amount of human loss from this event.
Ancient Thebes once assembled an elite military force consisting of 150 pairs of gay male lovers. They were believed to fight better because they wouldn't want to act cowardly or unmanly in front of their boyfriends. They went undefeated in war for years.
Elizabeth II was on the throne for over a quarter of the United States' existence.
There were archaeologists in *Ancient* Egypt studying about *even more* ancient Egypt.
Read about this a few years ago:
In 1943 a group of German sailors on a U-Boat emplaced a weather station on the Canadian coast (Labrador) so the Germans could more accurately predict the weather for military operations (since weather in the Northern hemisphere generally moves west-to-east.) The weather station was marked with fake signs indicating that it was a Canadian military facility and for unauthorized personnel to keep out.
The weather station was eventually discovered by the Canadians....
...In 1977.
The first battle of the American Civil War was fought on land owned by a Mr. Wilmer McLean. After the battle he decided to move further out in the country to avoid the war...where four years later Gen. Lee surrendered to Gen. Grant in Mr. McLeans house. The war started and ended on his property.
We live closer in time to TRex than TRex did to Stegosaurus. Dinosaurs were here forever.
King George III known as the ‘Mad King’ apparently suffered severe mental illness the majority of his life. He was tied to chairs, gagged, bled, left in freezing rooms to try and ‘treat’ him.
In 2005, DNA testing on his hair found extremely high levels of lead and arsenic. Medications he was being given for other ailments sent him insane for a slow likely painful death
The entire country of Malta was awarded the George Cross for its efforts in WWII. It's still on their flag.
The rings of Saturn are younger than Stegosauruses.
Stegosauruses roamed the earth ~150-180 million years ago. Saturn's rings have only existed for ~100 million years.
Bobby Leach was the second person to ever go over Niagara Falls in a barrel. He survived, but his injuries kept him hospitalized for six months.
He died 15 years later from injuries sustained after he slipped on an orange peel.
The first 200 000 years or so of being highly sentient human beings are lost in history. We only know the last circa 2000-4000 years from texts.
The first recorded joke - a fart joke that is 4000 years old - uses the term "since time immemorial" (or the sumerian version). Even though one should not take that literally, it suggests that you could travel back in time to find people consider their civilization ancient already.
And it was. When that joke was written down in cuneiform, the pyramid of Djoser had already been standing for 700 years. And when **that** pyramid was built, the city of Catal Höyuk was 3000-5000 years old!
And still, that was built during *the latest 2.5% of human history*.
We have lost so goddam much that it hurts to think of it.
Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.
Load More Replies...Well, we had to refine our language enough to make a joke, then develop written language to write it down to remember it/pass it on/leave it for posterity—-or should that be “posteriority” in this case?
Trivia fact: in British law, "time immemorial" means "before 1187".
Just goes to show that farts are universally funny. Never doubt the power of the chainsaw ripper and the SBD.
I wonder if we ever will find out?! All the hidden settlements and treasures. Just look at the Aztec(?) in the jungle that have been found with LIDAR scans!
Just because there are no written records, it doesn't mean it's lost to us. There's lots of artifacts and artwork that predates writing by thousands of years.
That’s why we have archaeologists. It’s not all lost, you know, they can reconstruct a lot of things
What’s even more enraging than the fact we simply do not have access to most of our own history or that of the Earth is that so many people can’t deal with the uncertainty and fill in the blanks with God or aliens.
ikr!!! some just cant handle uncertainty and that there arent answers for everything so they just explain with god
Load More Replies..."We have lost so goddam much that it hurts to think of it." So you're saying that if we could somehow magically recover all lost knowledge we would have a treasure trove of additional fart jokes?
Well... i know someone who lived among hunter/gatherer tribes for a few years and he told me that fart jokes are a really big thing with them. So as the overwhelming majority of human history we lived a hunter/gatherers, we would in fact have an unbelievable amount of additional fart jokes.
Load More Replies...I looked it up and found a 3600-yr-old joke: "How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishnets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish." I had to read it three times until I realized they weren't talking about stockings.
Nope, it’s the one above, about the wife farting in a lap
Load More Replies...So unsatisfactory. I just wanted the fart joke but this post ended up being a stinker.
And Christianity is only saving people for eternal life for the last 2023 years?????
Yes, but nothing important happened back then. All humans did was walk around looking for food and water.
I read the whole text to find out what the joke was about and then there isn't any joke 😤
Something that has not been known since time immemorial, a wife who will not fart in her husbands lap.
Load More Replies...Sharks have been on earth far longer than trees. The first sharks arose over 100 million years before the first tree.
There are funguses that cover entire forest floors that work like a neural network, for both themselves and the trees. If the fungus is say, ingured by a dog on one end, trees on the other end will increase their bark for additional protection.
The head of German military intelligence during WW2 was providing the Allies with intel.
Between the 16th and 18th century, slave ships from Africa raided the Mediterranean and enslaved up to a million people. Sometimes entire islands were captured and taken away. Raids were made on seaside towns of Italy, France, Spain, Portugal, England, the Netherlands and as far away as Iceland, capturing men, women and children. It was so bad that people stopped living on long stretches of coast in Spain and Italy.
Australian Prime Minister Harold Holt went for a swim in the ocean and just disappeared. To honour him we now have the Harold Holt Memorial Swimming Centre.
In 90 years from 1841 to 1930 Ireland's population halved, from 8.4 million to about 4 million. The Famine started the decline, but emigration sustained it - Ireland's population didn't start growing again until the 1960s, and there are still about 2 million fewer people living there (Eire and NI) than in 1841.
Carrots don't improve eyesight, that's World War Two propaganda made up by the British to cover up the existence of radar
Joe Biden was born closer to Abraham Lincoln’s assassination than he was his own inauguration.
It took 60 million years for nature to develop bacteria that could digest trees. In fact that is where coal comes from
That there was a molasses flood in Boston in 1919 that was 25 feet high and killed 21 people.
There was a convent of French nuns that just began meowing one day for no particular reason.
It’s estimated between 70-85 million people died in WW2. It’s been estimated 300-500 million people died of smallpox in the 20th century alone.
The Universe is unfathomably young at 13.8 billion years old. Humanity is actually very early to the party and there is a good chance we may be one of the first intelligent life forms in the universe if not the first. This chance increases if we find Red Dwarves with habitable planets because unlike Sol, Red Dwarves will last up to 10 trillion years.
On a Universal scale we are right at the birth of our Universe and it could be why we have yet to find evidence of other intelligent life, outside of just sheer size.
Human spaceflight, laptop computers and mobile phones all pre-date the creation of the vertically aligned roll-aboard suitcase.
Cleopatra lived closer in time to the iPhone than the construction of the pyramids.
President Teddy Roosevelt was shot at point blank and gave his hour plus long speech.
The last known pneumonic plague outbreak in the United States happened in 1924 in Los Angeles. It was limited to a small area, hence why it was classed as an outbreak. It was thought to be either an STI, due to the patient zero complaining about a fever and a sore groin.
What happened was patient zero was cleaning out his house and found a dead rat. He dispose of it, not knowing it was infected with pneumonic plague.
However, officials soon discovered a strange increase rate of an unusual form of pneumonia. Given the field of Pathology was around, they requested blood samples and discovered the cause was Yersinia pestis.
With the information provided, measures were finally taken to deal with the outbreak, such as Rat extermination including allowing stray cats and dogs to hunt down any rat. In today's money, the cost would be around 5 to 9 million. There was also mass burning, common to control a disease outbreak.
In 1972, as much as 26 feet of snow fell on small towns in Iran killing 4000 people.
John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on the same day. July 4th. On the 50th Anniversary.
Wooly Mammoth were alive when the first Egyptian pyramids were built.
The cotton gin was a commercial failure for Eli Whitney.
During the Siege of Castle Ritter, American and German troops fought together against German SS troops.
In WW2, the Italian navy independently broke most of the major powers encryption codes, including their allies codes. They even broke the German enigma code before the British did.
Stalin knew about the American nuclear weapons before Truman.
Pope Gregory IX declared war on cats.
He believed that cats were agents of devil worshippers.
Andrew Jackson, while being president, said "John Calhoun, if you secede from my nation, I will secede your head from the rest of your body."
Quite interesting, although not as enlightening as I hoped it would be... If only my fellow pandas would keep politics out of the comments, it might even have been a pleasant read... *Sigh*...
About to read a book about lemon growing in Italy, with recipes!
Load More Replies...Not as many Deja vus as I was thinking, maybe my memory is going bad.
Quite interesting, although not as enlightening as I hoped it would be... If only my fellow pandas would keep politics out of the comments, it might even have been a pleasant read... *Sigh*...
About to read a book about lemon growing in Italy, with recipes!
Load More Replies...Not as many Deja vus as I was thinking, maybe my memory is going bad.