Truth

oh god yeah relatable

Can I say I thought I was the only one!

Sadly, true

I am a potato

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon

HOME: Where I can walk around nakey and not frighten the horses…

This is the truest thing, EVER

Doesn’t everyone do that?

My retirement lounge!

Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.

I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.

me

^ this ^

2022…Season Three or series finale…?

2022: The legend continues

We’ve already seen it.

Seen from 2022, that hasn‘t aged well.

2022 makes 2021 look like 1960's

2020 is actually a trilogy. Part 1 is “2020: Year of the Plague Rat” (2020 was, coincidentally, the Year of the Rat in China BTW!)- A new decade begins as usual, until a nasty disease begins ravaging the world, originating from China. Suddenly, “normal” things such as handshakes, buffets, and even leaving one’s home are considered unsafe and many governments ban them (or at least discourage them). Part 2 is “2021: 2020 Wins?” (“2021” sounds like “2020 won”)- A vaccine has been discovered for COVID-19, the disease that has ravaged the globe for the past year. Things are looking up, but COVID will not let the vaccines stop it that easily. New variants and constant misinformation all stand in the way of the world’s attempts to stop this nasty disease. And to make matters worse, the year started with a raid on the US Capitol and the subsequent banning of former US President Donald Trump from all social media.

I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want

Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent

I use this one on the frequent.

And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*

Foshizzle!

I'm using this.

Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit

Thats "people who wore pants at all"

Ditto!

So true

Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.

3 hours later...

YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes!! YES!!!

nothing but the truth

Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.

March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition

WHOO yeah that's true

I have a cousin who married the same guy thrice. Now she says that was 2x stupid.

first they said three weeks than a month and then a year

My toxic trait: I'm in love with my bed