Truth

oh god yeah relatable

Can I say I thought I was the only one!

Sadly, true

I am a potato

OMG IM A SALMON POTATO CABBAGE THING

I don't remember eating sour grapes and ugly fruit.

I am a cow now

so Jason is a stapler?

When the heck did I eat social anxiety?!?

I sure don't remember eating psycopathy.

When you eat parts of animals you eat anxiety < cowspiracy.com

Also what does that make me when I want to be 'on trend' and eat so called plant based products... They are made up of synthetic versions of actual fruit n veg hmmm???

Bwahahahah!!

i don’t remember eating brains smarts and not confusion

You ate the cow

I think I have been 100% carbs for a while now.

I am a Frappuccino

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon

HOME: Where I can walk around nakey and not frighten the horses…

This is the truest thing, EVER

Doesn’t everyone do that?

My retirement lounge!

Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.

I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.

me

^ this ^

2022…Season Three or series finale…?

I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want

Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent

I use this one on the frequent.

And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*

Foshizzle!

I'm using this.

Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit

Thats "people who wore pants at all"

Ditto!

So true

Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.

3 hours later...

YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes!! YES!!!

nothing but the truth

Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.

March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition