Truth

oh god yeah relatable

Can I say I thought I was the only one!

Sadly, true

I am a potato

Common sense is surprisingly uncommon

HOME: Where I can walk around nakey and not frighten the horses…

This is the truest thing, EVER

Being retired ROCKS!

Not having your cat be your alarm clock because they want treats

That feeling fills me with so much joy I almost cry

And then still waking up in time for work lol

Oh yes!!!

Most definitely. Then, I forgot to take the Sunday out of my 08:30 alarm over the weekend; of course, that woke us up. GAAAAAAAH!

Exactly!

Oh how I yearn for such happiness

Doesn’t everyone do that?

My retirement lounge!

Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.

I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.

me

^ this ^

2022…Season Three or series finale…?

I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want

Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent

I use this one on the frequent.

And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*

Foshizzle!

I'm using this.

Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit

Thats "people who wore pants at all"

Ditto!

So true

Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.

3 hours later...

YES! Yes, yes, yes, yes!! YES!!!

nothing but the truth

Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.

March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition

WHOO yeah that's true

I have a cousin who married the same guy thrice. Now she says that was 2x stupid.

first they said three weeks than a month and then a year

My toxic trait: I'm in love with my bed

Morning motivational speech

Gone too soon.

Can we get a free year or two extension on the expiration date?

So I can keep scrolling BP

#relatable

Or a gif that expresses my reaction perfectly, but doesn't misappropriate another race and is from a celebrity I like.

🙂

Other meaning "I don't care, I can't be fired."

It's a joke for all the couples to enjoy now.

Because meth x (cocaine)^2 isn't a wise option....