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50 Of The Funniest And Most Honest “Definitions” Of Everyday Words Explained In This Crowd-Sourced Online Dictionary
As a linguist, I gotta say, dictionaries are hella interesting, not just because of the obscure etymologies or weird words you can find in them, but because of the rare and unheard of meanings that ordinary everyday words can have.
But then the internet one-ups the lexical game and becomes home to collaborative dictionaries that deal with words you wouldn’t see in traditional dictionaries. No, I’m not referring to the Urban Dictionary, but that’s a treasure in and of itself too. I’m talking about the HipDict.
HipDict is a crowd-sourced dictionary that redefines regular, everyday words with meanings that make much more sense in reality. While most dictionaries define words in concept, HipDict focuses on the spirit and nails it spot-on.
We have already covered entries from this dictionary on several occasions, like on this one and on this one, but it’s growing, and so we present to you new and unique entries in this lexical compendium.
Scroll down, vote on your favorites, and why not share some of your definitions to otherwise very mundane words in the comment section below!
More Info: HipDict | Part 1 | Part 2
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#1
Unnamed Panda 3 years ago
For all I know they could say “you agree to hand over your entire bank account and all your assets”
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I read a couple years ago that it would take 17+ years of your life to read all the conditions and terms we're agreeing to. I don't know how they figured that out, I guess word counts from a lot of different sites. The same article said to scan the terms for numbers, and read those parts, but I don't even do that most of the time. One day, I am afraid we'll find out we agreed to terrible things!
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Robert Trebor 3 years ago
Don't watch flash mob music on YouTube. I have Ravel's Bolero worming me now.
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Even more unnerving. I have 2 tabs open. One is Facebook and the other is Youtube and my camera light mysteriously turned on. Until I close Facebook and it shuts off.
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Monique Heemskerk 3 years ago
Don't worry, did it today 3 times. Office called and I really didn't want to answer.
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Candia Lee 3 years ago
Many years ago when I was looking for work I got an answering machine so I wouldn't miss any calls. Turned out I wasn't missing anything.
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just another teen 3 years ago
ive just started answering by saying hi i have been trying to reach you about your cars extended warinty thank you for calling me back
tuzdayschild 3 years ago
I'm old so I'd rather talk to you for 30 seconds than text back and forth for 3 hours. But if you leave a message, it will never be heard by me.
Trophy Husband 3 years ago
I do this too... But that isn't a definition, it's an explanation...
buttonpusher 3 years ago
If I don't recognize the number I don't answer. If it's important enough they'll leave a message.
IAmNotAWoman,I'mAHalseyFan 3 years ago
I guess this definition doesn't really apply to me since no one calls me anyway😅
Rissie 3 years ago
That's because most people don't like calling anymore.
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Bradley Auerbach 3 years ago (edited)
Wasn’t “positive” a negative word even BEFORE 2020? Being “HIV positive” is actually a negative thing as well!
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
This always confused me. I eat chicken. I don't cluck and lay eggs. I eat eggs. I don't lay under a chicken until the farmer comes and collects me to be cracked or boiled.
Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago
Sorry to say that, but then you can't be a sour grape or ugly fruit!!
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Nubis Knight 3 years ago
I'd like to leave a comment about the current Situation in industrial livestock farming and industrial slaughterhouses. Big health issues and anxiety for the animals we eat... Just saying.
Helen Vertannes 3 years ago
Not in tge UK. We have some of years best farming laws in the world. Battery hens are barred. Admittedly some farmers still breed "barn hens" which is nearly as bad, but on the whole it's about animal welfare
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Sinead Kenny 3 years ago
Then I am a kebab when drunk, a watermelon when I'm trying to eat healthy and takeaway when I cannot be bothered 😖😜
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Paul C. 3 years ago
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a fruit, common sense is not putting it in a fruit salad!
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Santhe van der Meulen 3 years ago
This! I know a guy with a PhD in IMMUNOLOGY that refuses to get vaccinated against COVID. I didn't even think it was possible to be this stupid.
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Yup. Once someone starts questioning your credentials and brag about theirs, it's a good chance they're the ones lacking education.
Andrew Dunford 3 years ago
All of the Most Ignorant people I have ever met have been University Graduates!
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Yes... and I am very afraid Ron Death Sentence with be the next president. I wouldn't have thought it possible, but then we got Danger Cheeto, the bankrupt reality show guy...
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Trophy Husband 3 years ago
Horses... This opened up more questions than it answered!
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Isn't it annoying when people come a knocking on the door, you shout JUST A MINUTE and then they knock louder as if they think you're just stalling to hide a drug stash or something more questionable?
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I always heave a huge sigh of relief when I can come home and take my hard pants off and put on something ugly and stretchy!
#8
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
You may change your mind when you are forced to retire!
Load More Replies... Robert Trebor 3 years ago
Mine is quiet, just insistent: You wanna sleep, well good luck.
Load More Replies... HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
Not having your cat be your alarm clock because they want treats
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
You'll miss this alarm clock. Trust me. I'd gladly wake up to my cats meowing in my ear in the morning over "I've been walkin.. in the middle of the... I've been walkin... in the middle of the... I've been walkin... in the middle of the...I've been walkin... in the middle of the... In the middle of the niiiiight.... I've been walking in my sleep..." Not that it's a bad song. Just would much prefer my Beansters.
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
The best part of retirement for me so far is that I can go to bed and get up whenever I want! I am LOVING retirement.
tuzdayschild 3 years ago
Also, you ordered dinner and it's exactly what your mouth was craving, every single bite. this happens to me about once a decade.
#9
Zophra 3 years ago
The real juggling price act is when it's "buy one, get one free" with stock of mixed prices.
Sanne H. 3 years ago (edited)
Haha yes. Or 2 + 1 free. But those items on sale are usually not the cheapest ones. If I look one shelf lower, the budget version of the product is usually still cheaper than the “buy one get one free” item. Luckily in most supermarkets the label on the shelf tells the price per liter or kg nowadays. Makes it easier to compare.
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Auntriarch 3 years ago
And if there is a half price one when you get to the checkout, taking the £11.16 one back to the meat section
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Rhon Young 3 years ago
Adulting would be not buying chicken in a package but from the deli because the packaged chicken could be off!
Victor Botha 3 years ago (edited)
You ever buy frozen or fresh chicken or do you only buy cooked chicken from the deli? More likely to get Ill from cooked food that's been standing compared to cooking frozen or fresh meat as the high cooking temperatures are likely to destroy any bacteria. Also, I don't think any supermarket worth it's name would risk selling spoilt meat or poultry for fear of legal action.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Many years ago I read that someone famous (name escapes me) said "to build character, you should do two things every day that you don't want to do". My two have always been go to bed/get up. For those of us with non-traditional internal clocks, it's a real struggle. Now I am free and can follow my own natural rhythm... heavenly!
#11
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Eldest child : the one who does all the chores and gets no love and no attention.
Fluffy_wolfy 36 3 years ago
As the oldest child in my house, I can somewhat relate.
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Reagan Maher 3 years ago
Or as I like to say, test subject, guinea pig, one who gets blamed for fighting even if they are in the other room, has the highest expectations for everything, and the one who wonders how their siblings got so messed up
Rosalind 3 years ago
yes.. all of us eldest should assemble ; form an eldest union ::::: with loooove :(
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MockingbirdTheWolf 3 years ago
The Eldest child = the cat who I call sister and is the couple of months older then me.
Dollymix Devine 3 years ago
As the youngest child of 2 with two parents. I actually have 3 parents
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
I'm shamelessly overly truthful. But that's okay. I wouldn't want to work with someone who prefers dishonesty and plays games.
Sanne H. 3 years ago (edited)
Indeed! Better to present yourself as you are, so you will only end up in their company if your personality and skills matches the company’s needs. Less chance to become unhappy at work.
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Yours truly 3 years ago
I don’t feel comfortable with the definition of myself on there. How did you find my secrets?!?! 🤔🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂😂
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Everyone texts me, they only call when there's trouble. So if my phone actually rings, I damn near wet myself
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Lennah Palbachm 3 years ago
I want to start a petition to add 8 extra hours in a day to do whatever we want
Henry Russell 3 years ago
i have a better petition to make the lyrics of igot a feeling by black eyed peas true
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Frostfirefox919 3 years ago
I want to start a petition to add another 36 hours to the weekend.
DogGoneOlive 3 years ago
Wednesday should be a day off. People would be SO much more productive because they had two days of work/school and then only two days more.
#17
Pinkcorgi(Undercover panda) 3 years ago
Oh my gosh wait- it actually does! Except I hear the person ordering in like a French accent
Timothy McLaughlin 3 years ago (edited)
its actually Spanish i think but also ye ur right
Load More Replies... Reagan Maher 3 years ago
Well just like you can't even understand her in her songs, just like a Starbucks barista asking you your name
IAmNotAWoman,I'mAHalseyFan 3 years ago
Hello, may I please have one Ariana Grande with an extra shot of espresso?
Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago
Is this the girl that licked donuts in a bakery? I'm old - and lazy..
Ray Carrillo 3 years ago
Or an Opera term, like get ready for the Ariana Grande before intermission.
#18
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Me too I've been diagnosed with CRS Can't Remember S**t!
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I am glad to know there is a secret society of us out there. After a few minutes with my accountant, my eyes glaze over and I find myself just smiling and nodding...
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Everyone always uses this on me. But it's more of a less than impressed "Oh" but in person they're all "ooooooo" There isn't really a good way to go ooooooo in text.
#19
Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago (edited)
And you also get their salary, right? *chuckles nervously without real hope*
Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
But don't worry, they won't burden you with all the extra money or praise.
#20
LeeBreezy 3 years ago
sorry if i spizzle the trizzle to my frizzle, my nizzle...can i say nizzle?
Load More Replies... Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
Yup. Telling my best friend is like telling my brain. Of course my brain is gonna know about what someone just told me.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Except there are probably more exceptions than that... my sister... my besties... my SO...
#21
Otter 3 years ago
THERE IS NO CURE, THERE IS ONLY PREVENTION. I'm an ICU nurse and take my word for it... you *want* to prevent this disease.
Chris Osborn 3 years ago
I'm a Respiratory Therapist and I agree with you 1000%.
Load More Replies... HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago
New Florida Surgeon Gen. of Florida and Gov. DeathSantis YELLING at people to stop wearing them because there is no scientific evidence they help. All the national news stations covered it, as did Seth Meyers last night.
Paula McNeely 3 years ago
Right up the wit Marjorie Taylor Green & Laura Bobert.
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Bitz_Please! 3 years ago
Including the absolute MORONS who put their mask(s) below their noses but over their mouths! Like, REALLY?!?! *facepalm* x10,000
#22
Russ Kincade 3 years ago
Netflix definitely needs a filter to block: 1) Movies I've already seen and don't want to see again 2) Movies I started watching and decided were crap 3) Gratuitous gore 4) Incredible stupid $hit
Kurt Ramsey 3 years ago
Agree. Also, quit listing the same 10 movies in 3 different categories. No matter where I scroll, I scroll the same offerings.
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
This problem has been exacerbated by my ever declining attention span. I can't even watch a whole TV show without pausing in the middle to do something else, and my "continue watching" list is a testament to how easily I am distracted.
#23
Zophra 3 years ago
Ah, but a well-dressed psychopath. That counts for something!
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Bobbie Meyers 3 years ago
It's the only option to be dressed. Though a few days did see Pj's only.
malenchki 3 years ago
I just wore whatever clothes I wore the day before, and the day before that, and the day before that….
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GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I put my pants on just like you, mister! Reluctantly. When the doorbell rings.
#24
New Everywhere 3 years ago
"You're so quiet during meetings". NO, I'm just waiting for all the people who love to hear themselves talk finally get to the point. Then I can insert actual facts and get tf off this call.
Auntriarch 3 years ago
Because I have nothing to say. A bit like the rest of you, except that you say it anyway
Load More Replies... MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
I, I really don't care about Pokemon this and anime that, or that bread you made last week. No, no I don't want the recipe, really. You can give it to me but I know I won't use it.
Sam J 3 years ago
No, I don't care about this random Tik Tok. No, I don't think it's funny but I'll pretend to laugh so you don't think I'm being rude. No, I don't want to watch another. Yes, stop using Tik Tok when you're at my house to hang out with me.
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Terry Butler 3 years ago
Sitting in an ICU waiting room, desperately trying to focus on Bored Panda to avoid hearing the conversation. 🙄
Firestorm Glow 3 years ago
YESSS this is so true I'm making this the background of my computer now UwU
-logansucrose- 3 years ago
THIS. i am definitely not shy at all but everyone thinks i am bc i just dont give a f**k and prefer to listen to my music and talk to my closest friend instead of talking to people i dont know as well
#25
NO NO NO But yes 3 years ago
The Earth is closed today: go to the moon we don’t have time for you people
#26
Wondering Alice 3 years ago
Yes. Also seems to be a point for some (myself included) when you start using a foreign language more than your native tongue and you completely forget words in your own language before mastering the new one. You would feel stupid, if you could remember a word - any word- for that feeling.
Emma Jolivet 3 years ago
It's also quite funny when you know French, German, Swedish, Italian, and English and constantly smash together sentences with all sorts of the language.
Lyyyy 3 years ago
This. When I try to use Swedish or German, I just end up smashing Swedish, German and English together. None of these are my first language, and it’s hard to keep these languages in correct order. 😂
Load More Replies... Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
I have been forgetting more and more words in my native language, unwillingly replacing them with English words.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
What your native language, Ryan? Your first name suggests Irish/Gaelic and your last French.
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Ponyo (they/them) 3 years ago
I speak english, portuguese, spanish, italian, french, and arabic. I try to have some conversations with myself in these languages or else I would be byelingual. (sometimes i scare people when Im talking to myself in a different language)
#27
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
It's amazing how I can sit down to answer a few emails and conduct some business, and suddenly it's 3 am and I am still on BP
Helen Vertannes 3 years ago
It's now 3.42. I was only going to read 1 article at 12pm
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Minus the social media part for me and substitute two movies in a row for a season of TV shows
Julia Mckinney 3 years ago
Wait! I just finished my book and need to find a new one for tomorrow. (an hour later) I need a new book!
#28
Chancey 3 years ago
Yes a few months ago and formed an official group to investigate unexplained sightings.
Load More Replies... Lyyyy 3 years ago
Ufo= unidentified flying object, so Pentagon confirmed that there was something flying they didn’t identify.
RedMarbles 3 years ago
People do seem to equate UFO with alien spaceship.
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Quasar 3 years ago
shhh the reason no one is talking about them is because the ones that did were murdered
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Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Yes. Also zombie tropical storm Pauline, and Covid-infested zombie minks.
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Sofia Gonzalez 3 years ago
Pentagon: quick! Get home! The aliens are invading Earth!! People: Meh Pentagon: Aren't you gonna run home in terror? People: Can't I go get ice cream first? I mean, it isn't a big deal with the aliens
#29
New Everywhere 3 years ago
Is anyone else already recalling memories as before 2020 and after 2020?
RoseTheMad 3 years ago
In the UK we were back in Lockdown for Christmas.. except Boris and his partygoers e_e
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Aisling Raye 3 years ago
Cat: a small but powerful murderer so adorable that you love, house, and feed it. See also: Stockholm Syndrom.
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Cat~ the one who sees better that I & stalks a dust bunny making me think something alive is creeping around
Load More Replies... Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago
One of God's most perfect murder machines stuffed in a tiny fluffy body.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
When a cat makes blinky-eyes at you, it’s sending you a love telegram❣️
Francine Govan 3 years ago
I loooooove it when my void gives me the slow-blinky eyes! 😍
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Philly Bob Squires 3 years ago
Maybe the reason cats are so pissy is because they’re God’s perfect killing machines but they weigh only about 10 to 12 pounds and we keep picking them up and kissing them?
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Emma Jolivet 3 years ago
March 2022: The time when we start watching Cats (2019) because there's nothing else and we have to resort to Taylor Swift Furry Edition
ZAPanda 3 years ago
in a country far far away, the evil emperor Palputine prepared his tanks to invade one of the last remaining independent countries of the outer soviet territories. Little did he know that the rebel alliance was waiting for him. The gallant leader, Luke Zelenskwalker, fresh from his stint in comedy, prepared his troops for battle...
Load More Replies... Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Has anyone done anything stupid since 2020 like purchased a daily planner!
#32
Kiss Army 3 years ago
How's this for weird? At 21, I was engaged to be married, working at a prison and living at home still having to ask to stay out past curfew.
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
That time in your life when you still have no clue as to how life actually works.
Bradley Auerbach 3 years ago
Alternatively, a decade that was once “roaring” and successful, but then was the exact opposite the next time it occurred 100 years later.
#33
Robert Trebor 3 years ago
I have a cousin who married the same guy thrice. Now she says that was 2x stupid.
Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Well folks marriage is an institution and who wants to spend the rest of their life in an institution!
Eagle Girl 3 years ago
Bhahahahaaaaaa!!! Laughed way tooooo hard at this!!!! Not bc I did it but bc my X's ex took him back & thought he changed!!!!! Hahahahahahaaa!!! Nope, good luck with That!! Hahahahaaa!!!
#34
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
If only there hadn’t been a 🍊🍄💩 in the White House, Americans would have gotten through this a lot earlier…
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Amy Bindokas 3 years ago
In my case lockdown was three weeks the border was closed to the rest of Australia and the world We have cases now since the border reopened not so long ago and it would’ve been bad if there wasn’t vaccines
𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋!(new account) 3 years ago
Yea, I never got to properly say goodbye to any of my teachers or classmates :\
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Kyra ALIMIN [4A] 3 years ago
mine is that I say that i will stop scrolling through my whatsapp in 10 mins. 2 hours later: "Now for my instagram!"
Load More Replies... Brian Bennett 3 years ago
Well you know 15 minutes of vigorous activity deserves long breaks - yes typing counts!
this violent end (she/her) 3 years ago
the history paper i swore i would write today:…. me: don’t look at me like that
Gitte Scheipers 3 years ago
Agh yes I will clean the room..., sitting down checking Facebook video's jumping up 3 hrs later when someone enters that room :-0
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Valentina Lattante 3 years ago (edited)
at least it's not expensive like my yearly public transport subscription... T_T
BakuDeku Shipper 3 years ago
*Me waiting for that one person who will say "what? I thought it was useful" in all seriousness
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Or a gif that expresses my reaction perfectly, but doesn't misappropriate another race and is from a celebrity I like.
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thEBOrdeSTpaNDA 3 years ago
I have this WhatsApp sticker that has a picture of to blue ticks and says 'your message has been read and ignored successfully'
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creative user name 3 years ago
as an asexual, and aromantic, can relate, no couple drama for me, just me, a huge bowl of ice cream and binging Gordan Ramsey hell's kitchen!
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I wasn't single forever, but I have been for a while now, and I have to say, I am delighted with my life. In my circle of friends, the single women are the happiest of the group, all the married ones have a lot of drama.
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
BEST FRIEND: The person who tells you your problems are more than she can handle and then hands you a piece of paper with the name and phone number of someone she’s had recommended by a different friend. Based on a true story!
Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
I'm sorry about that! I hate my ex-BFF with a burning passion. Glad for quarantine because it ended our friendship for me.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
My best friend spot in life is currently empty and has been for the past 6 months. With all my past best friends i have never trusted them enough to reveal any of my problems
Magentablu 3 years ago
Mine too. But since almost 15 years. Don't miss anything, my mental peace has higlhy increased. Plus netflix
Load More Replies... malenchki 3 years ago
Idk why you’re downvoted i have real besties but I don’t wanna trouble them so I make up my own. Highly recommend, all you need is a brain and also good music is suggested 👍
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AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago (edited)
BEST FRIEND: girl you met at 11 and shared every part of your lives until age 37 when she drops you like a hot stone because when your stood up for her to get ex-husband then they got back together and he told her if she stayed friends with you, he'd leave her.
-logansucrose- 3 years ago
my "best friends" always leave the second i start going through a hard time
Frostfirefox919 3 years ago
Best Friend: person who is always there for you. Exept on Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and anytime between 8:00 pm and 8:00am.
GoddessOdd 3 years ago
I have a few very dear friends, but only one BFF. I don't think BFFs are meant to last forever, because life changes, minds change, people grow (or not). A few years ago, I went thru three besties in 18 months... it's just that way sometimes.
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Batgirl Kitty 3 years ago
Alternate definition, the hours of school in which feel like an eternity.
MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
Ever pack a lunch and think a sandwich, fruit snacks, fruit, a granola bar, passion flakey and juice box wouldn't be enough and you'll just starve to death all day?
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I use family members and deceased pets. (I’d also use current pets if I had any.)
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
The way youth is so touted as the height of joy is really a disservice…nobody talks about how hard it is when you’re first on your own, how challenging it can be to make and keep new friends, how uncertain everything can seem. I didn’t really start to relax into my life until I was in my 40s, and it’s all been uphill since then!
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Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
Oh my gosh, I just forgot what year it is. My brain has died over these last few years. It IS 2022, right?! RIGHT?!?!??!
Load More Replies... GoddessOdd 3 years ago
Sadly, I think we're never going back to the way it used to be. Too many things falling apart at once.
Bob Belcher 3 years ago
Everyone jokes this is a trilogy like it's Star Wars or LOTRs or something. Noone wants to talk about hiw Star Wars now has like 6 more sequels and another 1000 spin offs.
Whatshername 3 years ago
Maybe nature is trying to tell us something. Or just to wipe us off the earth asap to make a new start.
New Everywhere 3 years ago
The years just keep coming in hot. No hotter and hotter. How close are we to the sun????
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Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago
The Sunday night of a child that has a test on monday
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RoseTheMad 3 years ago
1918 was probably really shitty... There was WW1 AND the Spanish Flu Pandemic... seems like history may be repeating itself. (WW1 ended November 1918, the Spanish Flu pandemic started february)
Paula McNeely 3 years ago
Now we're 3 years into the pandemic And world war lll.
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
Yeaaaaaaah, this year isn't turning out the way I wanted it to. And I don't even care about quarantine. I've had, like, five military planes fly overhead in the past hour and a half, and I'm not even in Ukraine or anything, I'm literally in the U.S. Midwest.
Robert Trebor 3 years ago
I'm glad you are literally there. It'd be tough to be imaginary.
Load More Replies... Adam Zad 3 years ago
Yeah. I've completed my free trial and I'm not interested. Please cancel my subscription.
Seanette Blaylock 3 years ago
Can we just return the last three years for a refund? So far, the 202x decade is shaping up highly defective.
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Nina MacDonald 3 years ago
last year was 2020 won, this year is 2020 too, lets just hope next year we’re 2020 free.
Sour TheWizard117 3 years ago
2020: COVID-19, Various natural disasters, Stupid lockdown because we thought this would help. 2021: Vaccine for COVID-19, new types of COVID-19. 2022: more types of COVID-19, mini World war 3.
Linda Lee 3 years ago
How 2022 feels: Hi Sour, this is your boss. Yeah, I know WW3 has started but we're gonna need you to come for a double shift. Now don't give me any s**t, we've all been through Covid and lock downs. This war thing, nothing to worry your pretty little head about. Your shift starts in 2 hours. Your welcome. /s
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AppleDragon 3 years ago
I complained loudly about being single so my crush would notice me. I am no longer single :)
Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago
Well done, young Jedi. (I wish I could do that lol)
Load More Replies... MuddyPuddles 3 years ago
I'm single by choice and am not complaining. That doesn't mean I don't occasionally miss some parts that come with being in a relationship
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
I’m single by choice and therefore would never dream of complaining about it. I only wish I could afford to move back to San Francisco, where I spent nearly all of my adult life…
User# 6 3 years ago
I'm single by choice, but that doesn't mean I don't complain about missing the good bits about being in a relationship. Prety much the same way people in a relationship complain about missing the good bits of being single.
Load More Replies... Helen Vertannes 3 years ago
I'm afraid that's me now. I've been single for a while, I love not having to cook, the remote control is mine! I could go on and on but I think you get it
Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago
I'm aro ace, there's no reason on earth why I'd want to be in a relationship
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Spikey boi 3 years ago (edited)
Here's a foolproof equation for these people. Multiply T by 2 when T=the time they say they'll arive. Then all 20 mimnutes. Finally multiply (2T+20) by N when N equals never.
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
When someone still loves you before you brush your teeth in the morning.
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ChariotLee 3 years ago
I have announced that I would rather stay single. This has been met with "aww don't say that, there's gonna be a man for you," and "you'll change your mind, trust me." Yeah...what gives you the right to predict my future.
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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago
Months used to all have 30 days, but then they had days left over so the gave some months 31 days. I don't know what happened to February. So we could go back to twelve 30-day months, and five days at the end that we just spend sitting around with blankets and cats.
Crouching hippo hidden panda 3 years ago
My birthday lands in there, can confirm I’ve never celebrated it. At least no-one else wants to anyway
Moosy Girl 3 years ago
Me too Crouching hippo hidden panda, me too. :/ We just need to find some friends who can keep a party going for 8 days instead of needing to ‚rest from Christmas’ or ‚prepare for New Years’. :p
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Joshua Russell 3 years ago
Official "accomplish absolutely nothing" days, aka the best days of the year.
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malenchki 3 years ago
No mine gives me a, you have 30 secs before this powers off and I’m sitting at the dining table. On the bottom floor. Of my three story house. My room is on the top floor. THAT is an extreme sport
Camilo Madrigal 3 years ago
Oh man, one time my phone was at one percent and i have never run so fast in my life
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Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago
Then you need to find one with money salary too so you can afford the other things 😁😜
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
And employers make you think they're needing someone to construct the most complex formats and use the most difficult formulas, by requiring "Expert, proficient knowledge" into the job description.
Jessica Cifelli 3 years ago
I understand it to an extent. But ask me to make a spreadsheet and all of a sudden I don't know how anymore
CelticElff 3 years ago
Excel is a dangerously powerful program. I'm okay with the majority of folks being happily ignorant.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
My exams are near and i have strict indian parents so wish me luck
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
My half-Asian niece scaled back her plan to be a doctor rather than the Nurse Practitioner that she is because she didn’t want to risk getting anything less than perfect grades at Johns Hopkins University
Evil Little Thing 3 years ago
That's a shame. Lousy med school students become doctors all the time.
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I have my Terra Nova (5 day standardized testing) in 7 minutes. I’m so nervous :|
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gellert grindlewald 3 years ago
my cousins were on the other side of the world, then one came to college near me.
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Madeleine Flowers 3 years ago
Cousins live at least, like, 100 miles away or something. Got two my age and a bad family relationship. We probably were never partners, but there was crime involved.
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Rylee Evergreen 3 years ago
And the covidiots (hey, a vocab word!) frequently do go out
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Kyra ALIMIN [4A] 3 years ago
Yeah... I was at my friend's house staying for a few days and then I forgot to do the assignment from our teacher. My friend was like "No worries! I haven't started it either." And then I felt much better, because then I wouldn't be the only one. When we got back to school, we realized that 80% of the kids in my class haven't done it. We all got a detention :)
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User# 6 3 years ago
Nah, usually it means "I have a distinct preference and if you choose the wrong one I will never forgive you"
Kyra ALIMIN [4A] 3 years ago
When I say it I actually mean " choose yourself ,don't bother me because I have better things to do. "AND mind that you choose the one I want because If you don't There will be hell to pay. " *death look*
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Valley Girl 3 years ago
Big shout out to the guy (can't remember his name) who introduced me to hibachi! I'll never forget you!
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
And the year before that was a bloody nightmare…at least if you’re an American
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MyOpinionHasBeenServed 3 years ago
A sign my sleep schedule is screwed up again. I'm either sleeping for much of the day or I'm going to be going to bed before evening.
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
3:00 AM is my favorite time, which is why I’m about to have breakfast at noon.
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Victor Botha 3 years ago
Only started happening to me in my 40's. Gave up on the baby makers as soon as they started making them.
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WatermelonTheDutchie 3 years ago
we dont talk about bruno no no no we dont talk about brunooooo
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Lukas-not-Luca (he/him) 3 years ago
We don't talk about 20-20, no, no, no, NO~ We don't talk about 2020~ but! It was a normal year (supposed to be a normal year) We all had plans and there wasn't a problem in sight (no problems allowed in our sight) COVID comes in and changes our lives (QUARANTINE) You telling this story or am I?! (I'm sorry, Mi Vida, go on~)
RandomX123 3 years ago
COVID says it looks like pain (Why did he tell us?) All our plans right down the drain! (Sad times for all of us) Lives lost more than any hurricane What joyous days... But anyway
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We don't talk about 2020, no, no, no, we don't talk about 2020..... but! it was new year's day, we were getting ready to ditch our goals in record time (in record time).... covid walks in with a hideous grin (quarantine) YOU TELLING THIS STORY OR AM I?
Ms. Who 3 years ago
BUT its was my wedding day (it was our wedding day) we were getting ready and there was not a virus is the sky ( no viruses is the skyyyy) covid walk in with a a mask and a grin (COVID SHOTS) you telling this story or am I (im sorry wear a mask and we will be fine)
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Some of us have perfect pitch—I just wish I were one of them…
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Fails the Un·person 3 years ago
Lol that game is why I almost failed geometry in 8th grade.
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Chinmayee Kalghatgi 3 years ago
I never needed an alarm, for some reason just thinking about waking up at a certain time i do wake up then
Bradley Auerbach 3 years ago
I am only 23 and this year (really this whole DECADE) has made me so worried that I wake up naturally and even have trouble falling asleep at times!
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
This will be the first time I don’t renew my passport in 40+ years. I can no longer afford to leave the country unless I’m going to Canada or Mexico.
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GenXandEarnedItAll 3 years ago
Is it wrong of me to start with the wine in the morning and then use the coffee to stay up later while binging Netflix?
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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago
Parents and whoever is older than you / has any authority on you never apologize. They are too arrogant to do it.
Jeweled Dragon 3 years ago
Whenever I get into an argument with my dad and I'm right, he says "sometimes its better to be kind than right" in order to guilt trip me into backing down
Bettie-Jean Neal 3 years ago
I just started shouting yes and then had to hide my screen from my momster.
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IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago
I was born on a monday in January and have 13 letters in my name. I didn't stand a chance.
Natasha 3 years ago
Some with December. I have my birthday on the 3rd then I get ready for Christmas and than there is Christmas and then New Years! It’s a month of parties!
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Carsten Petersen 3 years ago
In Denmark a double "a" actually forms the letter å - which is last in our alphabet - so a computer would put you last in the list ;-)
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Trophy Husband 3 years ago
That's right! The city of omelette du fromage in France!
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CelticElff 3 years ago
Q: “Why do the French have only one egg for breakfast?" A: “Because one egg is an OEUF” (in English, it sounds like "enough")
Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Ryan…you should have answered in French. Honestly, dude, I despair for you sometimes!
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Mary Rose Kent 3 years ago
Being young is hard. It’s touted as the best time of your life, but it isn’t…even if you’re living the dream it still likely isn’t.
Luccan 3 years ago
Thank you, I wish I told someone that when I was younger.
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