*literally anything that's alive and not a human*

This hits my deepest insecurities

What is the little guy supposed to be?

gta sa cheat codes XD

so true

GTA san andreas HAHAHAHA

No. You should always use animal friendly language. So say, "bring home the bagels". -peta

WcDonalds!

Me during a bad mental health period

You're doomed if this is you going on a vacation... Where will you charge all of that?

Pffffft.....I can't watch any movie without a cover. For example, Horror movies: to keep the monsters away; Action movies: to cover in case of an explosion during the movie; Sad movies: To make sure nobody else can see me crying rivers.

is not the size that matters, its sharing the size you have ;-)

The other article about having pets over kids is starting to make juuuuust a little more sense... Haha jk please don't kill me

Or when you're waiting in line and haven't rehearsed your order in your head and you just PANIC

My husky pups love eating other dogs poo 💩🐶🙄

Please explain, how are dream catchers supposed to "catch dreams".

I'm sorry I said sorry when I wasn't supposed to

This is me, I'm the whitest white person and I get sunburnt so quickly

Yup I totally have this happen to me. I don't understand why socks escape my feet. Also sleep masks (I've already lost 3). Often they're buried deep within my bed.

Every man ever.

JUST, Just, just let it hap...*snore*

Is it jsut me, or did it seem sexual?

Thats deep...

Anyone else’s dog do this???

Love Red Dead Redemption, my bro's fav part is dragging random citizens with the lasso

Did anyone else read “Bork Bork Jork” in the voice of the Swedish Chef??

This is adorable.

You should have stayed in the bed! POOR BOY YOU POOR POOR BOY

Someone please call 911

Couldn't the ghost just pass right through the window without opening it? Hmm...

Never judge a gift by it's wrapping

If there isn't a driver, why is there a driver's seat?

Better apologize to your stomach also.

Just say “baby”!!

Are there mushrooms growing out of the pizza?

A good reason to release the hound(s)

the best kind of dunk

Get the level out and fix it (at least that's what my dad, the extreme perfectionnist would do)

I like how all friendships, family bonds, and relationships turn to dust under the fiery gaze of He Who Searches for The Remote

Imagine if in a parallel universe, frogs played jumphuman

WHAT!!!! they did surgery on a grape XD

This is how I feel with my husband sometimes. I still feel stuffed from whatever meal and he's like "I'm starving! You hungry?" >_>

Ugh

hanzo is good if you know how to use him. which 90% of people dont.

Ahhhh I can't BEAR the pain ahahahahahaha no I don't deserve life

Did he put the water in the toaster ?

Doggo seems to like them.