The coronavirus is still spreading around the world. As are all the jokes surrounding it. Humor has turned out to be essential during these difficult times. Shared laughter has been giving us strength in adversity, helping us feel a little bit more in control when the future looks so heckin' uncertain. Most importantly, the jokes and memes about the pandemic bring us together and help us to feel connected, from one isolation pod to another.

So, Bored Panda continues to collect the funniest gags about the Coronapocalypse from around the Internet so that you have at least some sense of comfort in this tiring fight against our common microscopic enemy. Continue scrolling and enjoy our list, and if you finish it wanting more, check out our earlier posts on the topic here, here, and here.

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Scagsy
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did her name start with a 'K' and end with 'aren'?

Flare
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nah, it starts with 'en' and ends with 'titled'

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Brandy Grote
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I just start coughing. (Asthma, allergies, & recovering from bronchitis). Lol.

Meyer Weinstock
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do that at work. Still waiting to be sent home...

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Eredyn IreMist
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice come back! And thank you for your service in these trying times.

Angela
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha I'm a nurse too and I'm totally nicking that! Brilliant x

Damon Gates
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the beauty is, anyone can use this response -- it's not like they'll ever know!

Linda HS
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would totally use this line if I meet a karen

ebony1k124 touch
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I could have been in that grocery line, lol!! I would have loved to have seen the look on that lady's face when the nurse told her that.

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Jokes aside, there are some good coronavirus-related news stories and lately, the thing everyone's talking about is the Oxford vaccine. The BBC reported that data from early-stage human trials of a COVID-19 vaccine developed by Oxford University has positive results. It appears safe and triggers an immune response. Trials involving 1,077 patients showed the injection led to them making antibodies and T-cells that can fight the coronavirus. It is, however, still too soon to know if this is enough to offer protection and larger trials are underway.

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    #2

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    carlissc Report

    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. This should be higher too!

    Dan Buczynski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we tired from all this winning yet?

    RitaGG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you have a typo. Do you really mean winning, or do you mean whining?

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    Cheryl Zandt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means where your fingertips reach on your thighs when your arms are hanging at your sides.

    Nicky OldfieldDesciple
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a no uniform day at school once. A girl wore a T shirt with the letters F**K on it standing for French Connection United Kingdom. She was sent home because our headmistress said that it looked too much like the "F" word.

    Lady Clare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you realize we breathe out the toxins that our body can't process, and when you wear a mask you keep breathing in the toxins you breathe out (let's see how many downvotes this comment gets)

    phantom buni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I was in junior high, wearing a short skirt (I’m pretty tall so it was above my knees). I was wearing tights and everything, but I had to get water right as some idiots came out of the men’s locker room. I knelt to get water and some loser wolf whistled. I thought it was my fault so I ran into the library and hid. Two years later, I wasn’t wear short skirts, but I got the same person making rude comments. I WAS WEARING SKINNY JEANS AND A SWEATER. How is that fair?

    Ellen Daniels
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not having to wear a mask in a public health emergency is NOT a constitutional right!

    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was no "pandemic" haha yall should stop with the stupid already

    backatya
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    And today she's a stripper s**t

    phantom buni
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you’re the sleazy loser who can’t get a date if he had class and tact, so you hate on women who love themselves because they’re fine with being gorgeous in a society you help implement that tries to put us down

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    The vaccine, which is called by a name that could very well be a gamer's nickname, ChAdOx1 nCoV-19, isn't the only one that's providing us hope. The New York Times reports that researchers around the world are developing more than 160 vaccines against the coronavirus, and 26 vaccines are already undergoing human trials. Typically, vaccines require years of painstaking research and testing before reaching the public, but scientists are racing to produce a safe and effective vaccine by next year.

    Until then, we'll have to make do with jokes and memes.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this posted by anti-maskers, but without the last pic.

    SuGu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lit! There couldn't be a better reply.

    Aleksei
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yaaaaaaaaaay, the insultor got anihilated

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the Karens are so offended. "You can't be rude to me!!! I'm only allowed to be rude to you!!"

    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing is - there was no rude comment as far as I can tell.

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    Kenny Kulbiski
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things I never thought I'd say; yeah Wal-Mart.

    steven
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    has anyone found the part in the constitution that says it is their right to not wear a mask ?

    Isabella R.W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never thought I'd say this but...Yay wal-mart!

    Martz Migraña
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was actually a real good answer! You come here, you gotta wear a mask. If you are "medically " impedes to wear a mask, shop online!. If their major argument is that they don't wanna wear it 'cause they "can't breathe", then shop online. Nowadays you can get literally everything delivered at your doorstep.

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE the internet shopping...shows up in 2 hours and I stay in budget since I'm not walking by little stupid things and buying them

    Sandra Mason
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true Michelle! I never get out of there without spending a hundred bucks when I only went in to buy toilet paper.

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    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also have no idea which constitutional right they think wearing a mask is violating. But the fruit licking is covered under the Interstate Commerce Clause which allows the government to regulate trade, including how fruit can be sold

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wal-Mart officially rocks

    John-Paul Bitler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to hate Walmart, but this just won my heart

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    Donna Rakowiecki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wussy whining cry babies. We ALL hate wearing masks but we do it because it stops unknowingly sick people from spreading germs on everything and making germs harder to avoid.

    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't generalize. I don't hate wearing a mask. At least any more than wearing pants.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an European I'm highly amused by those photo's of American men standing in shops with assault rifles on their backs like they are in the middle of some zombie-apocalypse. I, mean, seriously dude, how microscopic small is the d**k that you are trying to compensate?

    Random Internet Person
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort-laughed while reading this. Thank you, I needed that!

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    Mary Swanson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you love how people confuse inconvenience with oppression.

    FloC
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes old ladies are more badass than big men...

    Aimee P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. It’s just not that hard. The few minutes of minor inconvenience at least allows those around you to feel more comfortable, and potentially protect you from them or potentially them from you.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuses excuses....................................... .

    SuGu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not only protecting you but the other people around you and vice versa.

    Kurtz Frausun
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ex smoker of ten years, wear an N95 with work gloves in a warehouse 9 hours a day without AC in Texas summer heat doing shipping. The "Karens" of this country can handle 30 minutes in Whole Foods wearing a handkerchief.

    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well said oldish lady. older and wiser!

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    CasaDeWaffle Report

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TA B, you're an idiot. You can still talk and have a VERY hard time breathing. He was saying he couldn't breathe because the f*****g cops were crushing his neck! He was literally using whatever last breathes he could bring out just to say that.

    Mary Swanson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one down there doesn't get it...

    Aria Whitaker
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, ironically, he does not seem to realize you can talk whilst holding your breath, and also underwater. Neither of those scenarios will allow you breathe...but they will allow you to talk. It is "basic science". I can literally talk and read his entire paragraph out loud while not breathing. SMH

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    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. I saw a video recently where a couple of different doctors were hooked up to pulse ox (level of oxygen in the blood) machines. Even after putting on SIX surgical type masks, their oxygen levels never decreased. Nobody LIKES wearing them (especially if you wear glasses!), but that LYING MORON in the White House has s**t for brains and his followers (cult members) think he knows more about Covid-19 than scientists and medical professionals. Seriously hope you ALL catch it.

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    #7

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    City of Tuscaloosa Report

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a nice answer but an understandable one. Being nice doesn't always work.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Nice is nice, but being a b***h gets results" a very sweet, ladylike old lady in my grandma's nursing home, to one of the nurses

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    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll just add "visit Tuscaloosa" on my bucket list. Next up: figure out where it is.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is where Alabama football (a big deal around here. Not for me, I couldn't care less.) But in the South football is huge. Wonder if the team was there and got covid. Auburn and Florida would be happy. Not really, hopefully.

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    Mary Swanson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If people understood the difference between inconvenience and oppression, we wouldn't be having these arguments about masks. You can't fix stupid so why try and reason with it? I like this response. Direct and to the point.

    Nathan Jones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a shame you didn't give Lloyd a chance. Especially after he drove all the way across the country just to bring you your briefcase. You would've liked him, he's a funny guy.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American Madness: Georgia Republican governor Brian Kemp issued an executive order that overrules cities and counties in Georgia that had instituted mandatory face mask requirements to stop the spread of the novel coronavirus that causes COVID-19.

    Abby Michl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not really from the city of Tuscaloosa. It's from a parody site of the city

    Computernaut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Serious question though, when was the last time any political entity cared about anyone but themselves?

    John Braines
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the approach. You cannot have a conversation with covidiots who do not listen.

    Captain Awesome
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This statement can be just as easily applied to literally every decision made at any level of government

    Jennifer Schrimpf
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think an "about this mandate" would have been a good addition unless this is the general stance on all issues.

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    friska-freak Report

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Children are monsters. I mean, look at what happens when one never grows up, and becomes POTUS?

    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please do not put my children in the same basket as that disgusting evil piece of c**p.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my day it was cooties.

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks adults will social distance at bars and not have huge parties with lots of touching has never met adults.

    Colin L
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a policy of treating young children like very small drunks. I can expect the same level of coherence and intelligence from both...

    Thalia Lovering
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta say though, all the kids I know act more responsibly during the pandemic than many adults I see around.

    Billy The Kid
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have older kids that will listen to instructions then yeah OK but then you get young kids that finds it hard to sit, listen and understand. It must be difficult for the teachers.

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already bring every know disease from school, so right, let's add coronavirus to the list!

    Kimberly Greenock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put my kids in that basket either. My kids are awesome

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    #9

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    groby Report

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an open letter from rich people asking their government to let them pay more taxes. https://en.mercopress.com/2019/06/25/in-an-open-letter-us-super-rich-want-to-pay-higher-taxes. NOTE: "The letter pointed out that fellow billionaire Warren Buffett has said he is taxed at a lower rate than his secretary."

    Kasia Siwa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I doubt that letter has Steve Bezos attached to it

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    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 100% fine with the idea of redistributing billionaires' money for the people. Killing them? Eh...Only if they don't surrender their fortunes when asked.

    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really like this one. I realllllly like this.

    Anna Kalita
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Economy is more than GDP. It's also supply chains. How many people would die from broken supply chains? From being unable to buy medicines or other necessities?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump is more than happy to let the virus roll thru and it hits the two income and social groups the hardest. Which are ironically the same two groups of society that he initiated cuts on first thing into office.

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All of the wars the US has fought since WW2 did just that

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    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so fun watching small minds think so hard on a issues that wasnt even real, its so cute watching your liberal minds try so hard but yet fail everytime

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After stairing at your reflection long enough you can file a formal complaint ... on facebook.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That logo: what is the company? Can we patronize this business?

    Samantha Robinson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never thought a mirror could burn so good!

    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Other people aren't and weren't my responsibility so their deaths weren't really for me to care about, Oh wait there wasn't any deaths all propaganda given to you by local and big government haha its funny watching you liberals try hard with your stupid.

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    RogueIdentity Report

    John-Paul Bitler
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the KKK masks! When it's in the name of racism masks are fine

    William McGivney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it's in the name of racism it is necessary. 😠 Cause bullying is always done best by the cowardly

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    Martz Migraña
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've read and heard so many people saying "carbon monoxide" instead of "carbon dioxide". They don't even know the difference nor they care about it. Just wanna complaint using this random words they've just saw on Facebook 😂

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They believe all this nonsense they read on the internet. Power of suggestion. Worse than that, they share it.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This needs to be printed up and made available to all businesses

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't hear anyone complaining that their skin-tight jeans are preventing their skin from breathing.

    Lara Bird
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh,... i can't wear those things,... my thighs can't breathe!! bwahahaha!!!

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to Foxtrot Oscar Karen. Get off my internet.

    Thomas Turnbull
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bitter truth. If masks where harmful let’s see you been operated on by a surgeon nor wearing one and breathing into your open wound.

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    Tennesseine Report

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't go to hospitals but social media instead. Social media site are still the best address to treat your injured ego.

    Max L.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Socials are the new psycopaths refugee. Masks, dogs adoptions, trump supporters or different opinions about the convenience of getting an electrical car aren't fundamental, the important is to flush menthal disturbance with little to no help. Whenever case you explain them and they see they're wrong, they just disappear looking for another satisfactory message to complain about.

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    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Masks hurt souls. Hospitals don't fix souls. Perhaps they are rushed to churches instead?

    Josiah Macchi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's the most sense i've heard come out of my hometown

    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh ... maybe THIS one is my favorite ...

    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look another failure that failed at the covid game, Lol screaming over something fake doesn't make it really this post I'm sure this has bruised your ego little man

    Lady Clare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no I heard about the 8 year old who died from lack of oxygen

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    foodandstuff101 Report

    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its called forcing me in submission and I'm sorry i don't let my small mind control me I don't jump to the will of my government they don't have a say in my life.. But hey its good to know there is stupid in this world like yourself that does it makes my life easier.. Plus I don't give a s**t about your health or what you're going to yell and scream about.. try harder princess.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I cant even imagine being a student today. I was a kid in the 60's. We had bomb drills in case an enemy country decided to bomb us. For kids today, it is domestic threats That's way scarier.

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew this was normal in the US, but it takes me by surprise every time. I would feel like I was in prison or some country with dictatorship. It's so scary.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that the number of school shootings in the dictatorship of North Korea is 0 in the past 25 years?

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    Be Potato
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's really something wrong with the US. Honestly, it is so sad that they have to do all this even though it shouldn't even happen that way.

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    reddit.com Report

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big words only make you think you sound smarter.

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hereby contradict your conspicuous assertation that elongated phraseology insinuates a lack of authentic intellectual reflection.

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, the guy performing an 8 hour surgery is doing so oxygen deprived? Good to know

    AntiMatter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Insert "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent" meme here.

    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn straight. This needs to be higher.

    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not wear deep sea diving suits with oxygen tanks and masks? Handy if it rains too.

    Lalie Beneke
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got new respect for firefighters during a course I did for work - being rigged up with mask and oxygen tank and related gear is not for sissies. Cloth masks are a walk in the park.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it's not even the particle size that matters, since the weave in most fabrics is quite a bit larger than what it's filtering. It's not a strainer, it doesn't need to catch every side of the virus to be effective, it just has to have a single fiber touch the virus.

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If masks block oxygen, why are doctors and other medical professionals able to wear them for HOURS?

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And masks don't even stop those 0.125-micron particles, they just stop virus-laden droplets that are 1~5 microns.

    Bettye McKee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That argument only works if they are using duct tape for their mask. Otherwise, they will get plenty of oxygen while wearing a mask.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also. For the mathematically challenged. How are your lungs being filled with just the air behind the mask? Try breathing in with plastic wrap blocking your mouth. Now that is able to actually block oxygen molecules and will provide you with the actual experience of oxygen and co2 not flowing. Please remove it within a few seconds though...

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or maybe not. (Alright, that was snarky.)

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    Aimee P.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Jezebel is condemned in the Bible, but plagues are sanctioned, by God. Duh 🙄

    Aimee P.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait. Maybe it’s a plague, sent by God, as punishment for allowing our daughters to wear spaghetti-strap tank tops to school - one cannot disprove this theory.

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    Shelby P
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god! Don't show your shoulders because boys can't control their privates...

    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can threaten their lives, but never their morality! Better to lose your life than your soul, by showing off those dirty, sensual shoulders.

    🍿WhErE iS mY pOpCoRn🍿
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a rule because apparently our shoulders are “distracting” like what

    Electric Ed
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just wait till someone wants to wear a hijab!

    Camila PerezDuran
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when your shirt goes up the slightest bit to show your belly when lift your arms

    Earl Handy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey the boys would love to see the girls tits so the can wank off

    Pobin Rice
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 student vs 30 students... A slight difference no?

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My view is that the American public has been conditioned (or brainwashed, it basically amounts to the same) to respond emotionally to political questions. This makes it easy to influence them in order to keep them occupied with emotionally laden issues, abortion being one example, while the ultrarich and the powerful mega-corporations quietly go about their business. Trump was/is a weirdo made-in-heaven president for them, a true master at distraction as he is.

    Anxious Pansexual Nightmare
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just reminding you that not all Americans are like that. We have a lot of intelligent people here, It's just that the worst ones are the loudest. Not trying to be aggressive or mean, but those f*****g idiots give us all a bad name.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Science: "You can accept facts, change a few minor habits, and help the world!" _____ HUmanity: HELL NO!

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you manage to change each and every real issue into a political thing, you made sure that there will never be a solution to any of the problems.

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If nothing else, at least they are immune to facts. It's something :D

    Damon Gates
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H. L. Mencken said it best: "There's no underestimating the intelligence of the American public."

    Debbie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sad sad sad and so true

    Grumble O'Pug
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man that is painfully true. The US has embraced stupidity at the behest of the rich and they perpetrate their stupidity on everyone else.

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I want one now, Daddy. Get me one now!"

    Doggo Georgia
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it now, Daddy. Get me power over government so I make a law against masks! Get me it now!

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that... is funny 'cos it's true

    Tiny Dynamine
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My human cull idea is only partly tongue-in-cheek.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? You can have a very mild case or not show symptoms for a few weeks, but still be contagious. I have asthma and early COPD - so you coughing/sneezing/breathing in my face could very well cause me TO DIE. How very f*****g patriotic of you, you entitled self centered pussy.

    Liesa Yopp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Up voted for the excellent movie reference.

    Fixin'Ta
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this one is my favorite...

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    David Kohn
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep i feel ashamed it was the alligators on meth, and i knew it all along xd

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    Shelp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the three most populous states

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't New York have more people that Florida?

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    California is now on lockdown. I'm in Texas. Our Governor might do the same. We are on a mask mandate already. I live in a small town, and.there was recently an event with hundreds of participants, most without masks.

    Barry Patterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the fine state of Arizona. Our US rep (Andy Biggs) won the Publishers Clearing house so obviously was the best choice for congress.He says the Covid-19 is a hoax.State Senator Kelli Ward is saving us from contrails.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come over here. We're just across the river. Take I-8, I-10, or I-40. We're still hiring. Barstow would be just like home.

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    Ian Smith
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, you forgot NY. Still has the total.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing these states have in common is that they all border an ocean or gulf. New York was hit hard as well.

    kitk4t
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are the largest States

    Hotdogking
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just waiting to see this scene as a meme. Didn't realise it would be for this though

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    Monika Soffronow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they the ones that are usually against free access to safe abortions, too? And for capital punishment? And against free high-quality education for all? How about that?

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most "Pro-lifers" really only care about the unborn. Once you're born, you're out of luck.

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    Daria Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beg to differ: as a foreigner, I genuinely think that all lives matter AND wear a mask.

    Tracy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans recognize that all lives matter/are important. The Black Lives Matter movement isn't trying to say that ONLY black lives matter. Rather it is trying to make black lives a focus because of the way they're treated as though their lives DON'T matter. There's a great cartoon that uses an analogy of a house being on fire and the fire department focusing on putting it out. Someone else says "all houses matter," which is true, but the point is to take care of the house that's actually on fire.

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    Stannous Flouride
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the ones who swore they only owned automatic weapons to prevent government tyranny but are silent about what's happening in Portland.

    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really mean to say "My life matters."

    John-Paul Bitler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro-Life definition: Black Lives matter No Capital Punishment Much less guns No abortions Anti-Discrimination Pro-Free Services Honestly do any of you fit that description? I'll take a wild guess, no. That's because you shove in all the propaganda your political party gives you.

    Michelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do consider myself pro-life, but not in the same way that most people view it, and definitely not in the same way it fits in the political definition. (I wish Bored Panda would let me expound without cutting off the text box!) Absolutely, Black Lives Matter! Yes, wear a mask for goodness sake! How can we possibly get upset about the government infringing on our rights by telling us to wear masks but not protesting the killing of citizens for suspicion of... buying Skittles? Playing with a water gun? Selling untaxed cigarettes? Being claustrophobic and maybe not recognizing a counterfeit $20 (which I wouldn't either most likely)? What of the 5th Amendment - that no one shall be deprived of LIFE without due process?

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    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the t-shirt, "All lives matter-wear your freaking mask!"

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re the people who don’t realize that, while all lives mattering is of course the ultimate goal, it cannot happen while some lives—-specifically wealthy, WASP, male ones—-are still allowed to matter more than all the others.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be nice to all protesters as they're propping up the placard industry

    Cori
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly! And reasoning with them is like screaming into the void.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My niece seems to do much better at school since they went online.

    Lillukka79
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for my niece, the only thing she missed were friends.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but, but, If you don't believe in the virus, aren't people that you know immune to it??? *facepalm*

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds of the Sergeant Major who's advised that one of his cadet's has just lost his parents in a terrible accident and should break it to the lad gently. So all the cadets are lined up for inspection and the Sergeant Major goes "All of you who have a mum and dad step forward", without missing a beat he adds "Not so fast Corbett"

    Éva Nemes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the LIFE... Not a dream ;)

    Lara Mig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. And then add more and more and more deaths to the list as the pandemic goes on.

    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved learning online as a kid... it was nice and quiet for me to learn. The other kids- and some teachers- did most of the trauma for me. But of course everyone is different. Sometimes you also just have to try things and see how it goes. :) Be open to ideas!

    acid coast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but I'm getting my a*s kicked by calc 1 online. learning via zoom doesn't work for me and I'm pretty sure I failed my test today. I personally can't wait to be back on campus with or without extra social distancing precautions. I'm trying to get an education. And math via ODU lite isn't helping.

    Lara Mig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try online tutoring. One on one instruction is way better and a good tutor can really help.

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    Be Potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOF. Personally, I really enjoyed online classes. There are so many things that you don't have to do before you go to school, such as choosing what clothes to wear and so on. The side effect is that I feel less motivated to study and I'd often find myself drifting away, doing other things.

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    Aimee P.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So real. I’ve tried so many that have been recommended, but none seem to work. I just have to intermittently put my glasses on my head, until I actually need them again.

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    Freezer Burn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A trick I learned, pull the mask as high as you can on the bridge of your nose before sliding on your glasses. It may feel a little weird at first but works like a charm.

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. I will continue to wear my mask and gloves when I go out in public, and just deal with the foggy glasses. Honestly, I want to go back to normal just as much as the anti-maskers. But let me tell you this; if you continue to refuse to wear your mask and keep prolonging my torture, I will take action, call you out and shame you VERY PUBLICLY for being such an a*****e. If that makes me a busybody, so be it—-I will be a live busybody long after you’re a dead a*****e.

    mph seti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the mask is somewhat sealed around your nose and cheeks, fogging doesn't happen. You can put a wire, twist-tie, etc. in your cloth masks to mold them around your nose. It works. -Glasses wearer.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just breathe normally. I literally cannot see without my glasses and everyone's been asking about them fogging up. Yes ... for about a second!

    Stefan Jankovski
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prevent your glasses or goggles from fogging up with a little bit of household dish soap. Apply a few drops to a clean cloth, and rub it on the lenses, both inside and out. Once the soap has dried, buff it off with a cloth, and you'll be seeing clearly again, without fogging :D

    M. Sabbe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i wear glasses and i just need to find that sweet spot on my nose so i can wear the mask and my glasses don't fog up

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-fogging glass lens cleaner. Available at my optometrist. Thank God.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tried this and it left blurry grease-like streaks. Could you give me the brand? Maybe mine isn't very good. Thank you!

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    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You people do something wrong. I use <50cent surgical masks, and this doesn't happen to me.

    Ian Osmond
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wrong. And I wear mine anyway. (If you get a good seal around the top, around your nose, it's not AS bad. Generally, if your glasses are fogging up, your breath is getting out and other people's breath is getting in unfiltered, so if you can get a better seal, it makes the whole thing work better, besides fogging your glasses less. But it's annoying anyway.)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    /sarcasm = on/ We're not ignoring doctors and scientists, we're just saying that they don't know anything compared to that random strange dude on the internet that never left his cellar but knows all about 5G radiation, vaccinating mind controlling chips into our body and how masks are meant to shut us up. /sarcasm = off/

    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfff you forgot chemtrails.... Shows how much you know...😏

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a nerd, I feel this one too much.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I called ahead and asked and they said, "We only insist that you wear a mask." They didn't say a word about pants and now I'm in handcuffs on my way to jail.

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we need to send the rich white kids back to school so they can learn to bully others, so one day they can be politicians.

    Lu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s not like doctors go to medical school and learned anything, that the internet can’t tell me in 30 seconds! What do they know???!!

    Lady Clare
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer homeschooling myself

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    Houssem Hammami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ohh so that's why they called the police on me the other day

    SirPatTheCat
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but it was mostly bc your mouth wasn't covered tbh

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well clearly the second example doesn't cover the mouth.

    Izuna Kazuki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bank have good sense of humor, i like it

    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love this! So its OK to rob a bank with a mask on? "your nicked sonny for robbing the bank" " but Mr officer i was wearing a mask!"

    Laura Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they usually dont like motorbike helmets either my bank has banned them

    Peter Spencer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Balaclavas have their drawbacks, even at the moment

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the end we all will be fat and hairy.

    Haley Krystal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironic cuz my eighth grade was cut due to corona

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if you can fake 9th grade, apply to your local community college. Start now. They'll take you, and you can finish college sooner. -from a retired college professor

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    Peter Spencer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last time he had this much fun was at Woodstock back in 1969

    AP Harrington
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    5 years ago

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see 'The Hairy Bikers' budget has been cut again

    Be Potato
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OOH. Hopefully, it wouldn't take THAT long. I heard Oxford University has pleasant news recently regarding the vaccine :)

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all know that almost all bank robberies go wrong because they usually faint before they get to the end of "Put the money in the ..." Several scientific studies have shown that an alarming amount of bank robbers have early-onset dementia because of a repeated lack of oxygen while practicing in front of the mirror. NO! Do Not Quote Me On That!

    Nanibanani
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we all know that almost all bank robberies go wrong because they usually faint before they get to the end of "Put the money in the ..." Several scientific studies have shown that an alarming amount of bank robbers have early-onset dementia because of a repeated lack of oxygen while practicing in front of the mirror. NO! Do Not Quote Me On That! -Monika Soffronow 2020

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    Mama Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I see my surgeon keel over me, then there is a much bigger problem and it's not his mask!

    Keley Babs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or HER mask. Surgeons can be a "she"! I am one!

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Air is polluted anyway. Why would you want any of that ? :D

    Tracy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course that's why we see all those kids fainting on Halloween.

    Cuddles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this one is pretty good. I still laugh about the cowboys just falling off the horses. "Just cowboys...layin' everywhere out in the pastures. It's awful. We gotta take the wagon 'round to collect 'em up. Horses gone everywhere, the cattle ran off...it's a mess."

    les
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, i thought the dental hygenist just fainted from my bad breath

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brides faint in the aisle because the corset is too tight. Oh, but say yes to that (2-sizes-too-small) dress...

    Rachel Dupré
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do cowboys wear masks? I have NEVER seen one wear them.

    Susan Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! My years in the OR and I’m still here to talk about it.

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Pandemic Team was created after the Ebola crisis. In other words, when politicians finally realized just how much modern global trade and travel contribute to diseases spreading worldwide before we even realize it. They understood how keeping an eye on rising disease spread, using reliably reported data to track them, statistics to predict potential paths of the spread, and sending trained professionals to help contain it, can help us either prevent—-or at least prepare for—-possible global outbreaks, since prevention is our best protection, especially if the disease has no cure/vaccine. You know, like COVID-19.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just picking up a history book should have been enough to make anyone with half a brain realize we were going to have a pandemic at some point. These things hit every 100 years or so . . . some scientists have been warning us for years that we were due an outbreak.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disaster Preparedness. A POTUS should be prepared for any catastrophic events.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I had 2 emergency management courses at uni, an internship with an agency, and was certified by FEMA. Anyone of us can learn to do this. There has been pandemic plans since the 1970s, based on nuclear recovery plans since WWII. This stuff is out there, and can be updated easily. And I am a retired teacher...

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    Csaba Hegedűs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I remember correctly, George W Bush in like 2006 already talked about the necessity of having a team that can handle such situations, because the question wasn't if a global pandemic will occur or not, but when it will.

    N G
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nostalgic for Dubbya... How far the world has fallen

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, you had an expert team at hand. But since that team was created under the Obama administration, Tweety the tangerine toddler fired the team and destroyed the only means of defense in case of a pandemic. But he's not responsible for over 140 000 dead Americans.

    Shane Wilkins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the teams defense was what again? Did they have butterfly nets they would have caught Covid with, and sent it back to China?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pandemic is ALWAYS probable. The only question is... which disease?

    Bill
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump doesn't read. He watches the news and goes by gut instict. Paraphrasing what he said

    Tracy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He watches Fox "news," which isn't actually news.

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    Lily Lu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 2019 the USA was rated as No.1 in pandemic preparedness among all nations by John Hopkins University. The US had excellent plans and failed to use any of them.

    hobbitly
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same like fire drills, you hope it will never be needed, but youre glad someone thought about it when it actually happens.

    Brandy Grote
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there were horrible illnesses threatening the world before, but by following the steps laid out, they reduced/stopped the threat. Duh.

    tuzdayschild
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It wasn't a playbook for this pandemic. It was a playbook for any pandemic. It was intended to be proactive precaution instead of the hot reactive mess we're in now.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each person has the right to a posthumous Darwin-Award.

    Analyn Lahr
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if the mask mandate is still going on come Halloween time, are we gonna be seeing those freaky things? I hope so. By the way, my local Rite-Aid is starting to put out Halloween candy.

    Izuna Kazuki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plague doctor wear a mask that similar to modern day gas mask but they never never said " i cAn'T BreATHE.."

    Viv Hart
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Plague came from the fleas on the rats, so infected blood was the cause.

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    Aria Whitaker
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I am so sure that the Plague that killed 70-200 million people had very little to do with it....

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude. Don't confuse the covidiots with facts. It doesn't work. -from a retired teacher

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our government should have put the U.S. on lockdown except for essential businesses. They should have issued a mask mandate, provide money to live on to the most needy, and made Covid testing.available to everyone. They should have paid essential workers bonuses. They are under a lot of stress especially doctors and nurses who are trying to keep people alive while putting their own lives at risk. And they are seeing patients die every day.

    price mitchell
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Teachers also failed, they went along with the lie of covid

    Shane Wilkins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, thanks Nancy Pelosi for no stimulus funds

    Bobbie Kooiman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our government is not responsible for keeping us fed. WE ARE! It’s no wonder everything is falling apart. Grow a pair and get it handled!

    Zoe's Mom
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You really can't put freezes on rent; the owners too have mortgages to pay. Many don't understand that; they think all Landlords have buildings mortgage free; that's not the case with most.

    Liesa Yopp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree on almost all of this except the more unemployment. We had 1/3rd of our workforce not come back and flat out TELL US it was because they wanted to get that extra unemployment bonus. Not because we weren't providing all the essentials to keep them safe but flat out laziness and greed. Needless to say they all got marked as do not rehire.

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where was that? Not in the U.S. Republicans use that story to block any extension of unemployment subsidies.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Dippen Dot: Well said about the retail workers. They should not have to be dealing with all that.

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    Irina Rachow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I own retail stores and I support this message!

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You play, you pay. Be a grownup, own your mistakes, accept the consequences of your actions, and—-for once in your life—-learn from them.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Karen next proceeds to lick the shops windows and door....

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then gets arrested for making terrorist threats!

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    Sherri Haight
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder how many of these folks took the dude of the bakers during the gay wedding cake scandals.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The U.S. should have closed the.borders early on.

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make an a*s of yourself in public, end up on YouTube.

    David Martin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You just activated my trap card!"

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    Parmeisan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't feel bad about it. There is no end to the stream of bad news from around the world, you now need to worry about what used to be simple things like buying groceries, and to top it off you are being deprived of normal healthy activities like walking to your office & occasional interaction with other humans (yes, even for an introvert this is difficult). Your body is in fight-or-flight mode and it's been there for so long that you can't even notice it any more but it's still happening. If you are eating more, sleeping more, doing less, whatever your stress response is, it's okay. Even if other people have it worse and appear to be doing better, your reaction to a bad situation is still normal and you should try not to feel guilty about it. Try to be as patient with yourself as you would be with a close friend going through a divorce / death of a family member / a global pandemic... You're living through hard times and it's okay to be affected by it.

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    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Killing virtual zombies is technically a skill.

    Emerald Joanna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I hadn't of been working all through lockdown, this would have been me!!! That hippo is gorge!!

    Brandy Grote
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has to sell those turnips.

    Linda HS
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You become a hippo? I'm loving it...😂😛😁

    Orange Knight
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in this picture and I don't like it

    Bettye McKee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reality would be a fat Chewbacca.

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    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL This is hilarious... they think it will be over by December? XD

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With it mutating like it is, we don't know what to expect.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True. Intellectually, I know that it is July right now, but, secretly, inside, I am not so sure if it is June, May or September. Weird year.

    Zophra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is optimistic.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doubtful we’ll be back to normal by December even. Especially since the present administration won’t be hauled off in shackles until late January. After that, we can work on mitigation logically and scientifically, instead of using denial, wishful thinking, and magic. So, a conservative estimate would be spring 2021.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s not outside the realm of possibility either.

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    Pretty Pangolin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My state just started allowing/requiring reusable shopping bags again (you can still get a paper bag, but they're 10 cents each). I think it's a little early since it's a low priority compared to a deadly pandemic. Hopefully I'm wrong and it won't cause a spike in cases.

    Aimee P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep thinking it’s June 🙄

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I reckon the dog got it right first time and the other pics are just staged to make humans look brighter

    Animal lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the dog can wear it, we can wear it.

    Angelfinn2181
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog is better at wearing a mask than some "hoomans".

    StealTheFruit
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a doggy is able to sit and have the mask put all over their ears and face, then humans can do it, too.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Puppy says, “I want to star in a PSA about wearing a mask!” And we say, “Yes!” This is the updated version of “A Star Is Born” that we really wanted!

    Billy The Kid
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even a dog can get it right eventually

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have about 10 masks. I can coordinate some with my blouses

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    Alexandra Ghobrial
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Covid is temporary, the drip is forever" is going into my wise sayings notebook.

    Kitty Fenerty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does “the drip is forever” mean/refer to?

    Liesa Yopp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey I have masks with matching T-shirts. Both have the same snarky saying on them :)

    pusheen buttercup
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    matching masks and ties... nice! I like it.

    yes.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "the drip is forever" god....

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he wishes he worked in an air conditioned building.

    John Doe AKA &quot;READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!&quot; 5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole f*****g point of wearing a mask is because it's spread not just by contact but through spit, coughing and sneezing. Also, "If your mask works, why do I need one?" is one of the most selfish, narcissistic things you could ever say! Your bastard a*s is literally saying "if you're putting up with a minor inconvenience to protect me, why should I do the same to you?" You made the b***h move. You decided you should have the right to be a bad person because you don't think you owe anything to anyone. Humanity can't afford to have such people like you act so childishly and if you don't understand why, look up the tragedy of the commons.

    J 3lack
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn glad i don't have his job but I work in a clean room where we wear a mask between 8-12 hours for half the week, our jobs are physically demanding and we seem to do just fine. Masks don't suffocate you, and though they can be uncomfortable you get used to them like a pair of glasses. Most importantly it's not about protecting you so much as it is about protecting your environment from you. Humans are disgustingly efficient at spreading disease, even if we aren't showing symptoms we spread the infection through how much we communicate and don't even get me started about how we touch everything all the time and rarely wash our hands.

    Izuna Kazuki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Respect for every hardworking person😇

    Jayce Marcin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He means Todd's but I will not judge

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'aint gonna take my rights away and tell me what to wear in space!!!

    SirPatTheCat
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *inhales* *space vaccuum crushes my body and I also freeze, but with independence and freedom*

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    Honeybuzz
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me laugh out loud 😂😂

    HOT CHOCOLATE <3
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    heeeeeeeeeyyyyyy! im an american and i wear a mask EVERY SINGLE TIME I GO OUT so why are there all these offensive stereotypes like this is mean to americans that wear masks and follow all the guidelines!!!

    Peter Kovak
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a well known phenomena: US Americans are confused between democracy and chaos. In a democracy you can't do what you want, it's not the way it works.

    Dragon girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BWAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

    Lady Clare
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we Americans defy the rules of "health experts"

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    Brandy Grote
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, we can't get to salons for a wax. Masks are cool!

    Carol Taylor
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    today as l looked in the mirror whilst applying my mask l realized something..it sure does hide the whiskers I've been to slack to pluck on my chin..chuckles..SEE!! they are useful..

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    Angell Harding
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10/10 Attractive before and after,

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who did his brows? I'm jealous.

    NoodleBear
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is it that she actually looks decent with a mustache? 😂

    Laura Crawley
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes did a zoom meeting and realized my menostache had come in nicely!

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the thing that all your smarts were stored on ! Put it back cause it already shows !

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that from Minecraft?

    Martz Migraña
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How come they came back negative?! Though they infect you with the virus while doing the test, so they could pump up the cases and make it look worse! (At least, that is the favourite conspiracy theory at my country, gosh, I don't know what is worse, if the chips theory or the "covid injections" at hospitals..)

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a surface-mount chip. It won't do anything unless it's soldered to a circuit board.

    Electric Ed
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn - who forgot to solder that chip to the powersource & antenna?? You might want to have another big sneeze there buddy. Get it all out.

    Aimee P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they mean the whole image. Like, a 4x6 home-office photo printout. That had to have been painful 😫

    Barry Patterson
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should not put your finger in your nose. It is gross.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why you are still around to shout your well-functioning lungs out, come next summer!

    Edyta Z
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What are you waiting for?!" For people to act responsible enough

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    Come ooooon.. really? this is worth posting?

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influenza... the predecessor of Corona. Where they've been, Corona follows.

    ISAAC HARVEY
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Corona Beer's actual original name was Influenza Beer?

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    Earl Handy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea I'll bet she slurps lots of c***s through that hole!

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, in my city, they are still allowing restaurants to open, but mandating masks. Except when eating/drinking. What's the point of that??

    qwerty
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't even need that, you can just put the straw underneath the mask and sip it that way. Try it, it works.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need a cocktail that badly, you have much bigger problems.

    Debbie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, sterilizing the virus in her mouth

    Sandy Kavanaugh
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a hole in her head, too. Where there should be a brain.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband is British, and has continually considered, then put off, going for US citizenship. Used to bother me, but now I’m glad. I sponsored him to come here, now he can sponsor me to go with him to Canada if our last chance to fix this mess we’ve been dropped in is totally flushed down the toilet in November.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he have a single brother? Asking for a friend. Really

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    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only i lived in one of those countries. But it's too late to escape now i guess.

    John Doe AKA &quot;READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!&quot; 5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone please make a time machine so we can get George and the bois to tell off every single one of these entitled a*s b*tches.

    Hotdogking
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How that place isn't a Baron wasteland at this point is far beyond my comprehension

    Not That Again
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it funnier that no one has commented to this post yet lol

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, we just watch the news and make sure we don't miss Tweety's press meetings. They are even funnier than the Simpsons. Press-meet...f4b6a0.jpg Press-meeting-5f17096f4b6a0.jpg

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty close to biological warfare.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Presidential plan: Let's stop testing for Covid. There will be no new cases and some day it will just have been disappeared. Even my son in law says so.

    Henry Cheves
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your son in law is an uneducated potato and I am sorry you daughter/son married him.

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    Kady Maree Mcgrath
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we just said no corona would be over *face palm*

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same person, to his friend who has been run over by a car and writhes in agony on the asphalt with multiple fractures in both legs: "Oh, get up and walk away, there's no need to feel sorry for yourself. You are well if you want to!" (Do think about this scenario the next time you feel tempted to tell someone with depression that all they need to do is to go out and have some fun...)

    Houssem Hammami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately Covid-19 won't take No as an answer

    Tor Rolf Strøm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm.. this is like having a baby make an argument, and then having a professor making fun of it because its dumb.

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    fubukifangirl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They likely failed because the teacher gave them a zero for cheating, not because they got the wrong answers.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Using Discord for interfacing: first clue...

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    History says at least a year, probably two. Three if we continue being as foolhardy as we already have been. Just look up the 1918 Spanish Influenza and 1969 Hong Kong Flu to see how long they stuck around, how many times they mutated and started spreading around the world again, and how they finally abated all those years later.

    Hotdogking
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of something I saw on telly last night

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    REAL experts ( As in people that actually have studied the subject and know what they are talking about) have come to the conclusion that it's here to stay. It will mutate and it's not ever going to be "over" or have "disappeared".

    Flower Boy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh, thats when i would walk in the room and say "yes, yes i am" just for the fun of it uwu

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine when it does end... we'll go back to our dull, meaningless lives but with nothing to b***h about except other people's dull, meaningless lives. I say keep the virus.

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    Aimee P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve always chosen Mileena, so I guess I’m sticking with that bad b***h 👊🏼

    Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, Raiden would still be there, he's a god after all. Petty human problems are probably just entertainment for him.

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    Aimee P.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WuTang Forever! Looks like the Killa Beez destroyed the Murder Hornets too 🐝

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...ain't nothing to f*ck with! lol

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm literally touching my face as I read this.

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a clan and as Michelle said... ain't nothing to f*ck with.

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because Trump still doesn't fully believe in the virus, he certainly believes in protecting slave owner statues, and remember he's also "the least racist person you've ever met"

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The statues are tangible to him. He can easily see them, so they exist to him, and he will pay attention (good or bad) to something he believes exists. Microscopic germs, on the other hand, are intangible to him. He can’t easily see them, so they don’t exist to him, and he ignores what he doesn’t believe exists.

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever makes the T-rump look like less of an a*s, in his own eyes only.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump's stormtroopers are there to protect your security and your right to keep silent. Very much like the Chinese troops are protecting Hongkong.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ain't no darn virubug getting in my face Cletus. Ha! This'll learn em

    Shelp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how terrifying it would be if the virus actually was that big

    Izuna Kazuki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh nice .. I think i will wore a chain mail mask in case is that damn virus carrying a sword

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This 'mask' seems to be a mirror image of his brain scan.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, his cage isn’t big enough to contain him, so his criminal germs don’t migrate and infect innocent people. How about we let anyone who doesn’t want to wear a mask move to an island, where they and all the other anti-maskers can ignore social distancing suggestions, and infect each other with wild abandon. Of course, before they get there they will have to sign waivers of medical treatment. However, they will be supplied with crystals, bleach, and Lysol—-probably unnecessary because, you know, herd immunity. Once the last one dies, we can disinfect the whole place then block it off until tests show it’s safe to go back.

    Celia
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is only a joke. Im right, right??

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. But there really are people wearing ridiculous masks.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the last pictures of Billy-Bob before he got his ventilator.

    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the bright side this looks painful, so at least he is sort of punishing himself for his own stupidity

    Pensive
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see an ironic expression with a half-smile and raised eyebrow: I think this guy is trolling the anti-maskers.

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    Houssem Hammami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at the end, the main actor will fistfight the virus in an epic final battle and they will end the movie with a dance

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy to say, when you wrote the script yourself...

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... what am I missing?

    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this soap opera is so popular they just kept filming with masks instead of pausing filming

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless Nickleback for playing their part in fighting this virus.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gave Canada a dime to start a band...I want my nickel back....

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand them but Photograph is still my favorite way to sing Benedict Cumberbatch's name.

    AlphaPuck
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who speaks and sprays this much? You shouldnt be friends with this person

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sound like Jurassic Park after some carnivorous dinosaurs have escaped.

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the alternatives, not being able to dunk our butts in a pool for one summer is a small price to pay for survival. Once we’ve finally got COVID-19 beat, we can do as many celebratory cannonballs as we want. Until then, just quit being a spoiled brat, quit your whining, grow up, grow a pair, grit your teeth, and keep (properly!) pushing through this, like the rest of us are doing. You are not special.

    Ice cube
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the struggles of autocorrect.

    Debra Timah
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that 5 times before I noticed lol

    William McGivney
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly what our HOA did. And there was almost a civic battle over it. 😡😱😷🤒💀

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago

    Flesh-eating bacteria?

    BusLady
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    5 years ago

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    Ian Osmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's 2020. I'm not ruling out the possibility that this is correct.

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I'm vegan and have a boyfriend...

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were just normal guys hanging out when all this started

    Isabella R.W.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a statue should wear one, you should too, Karen

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    Andrew Gibb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps the American's could vote for a president who ensures health care for all...

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's radical-left demmy-crat socialist talk! What about my FREEDUM?!

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    Donna Rakowiecki
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can thank Trump for that. Caving to insurance companies and dropping insurance from poor and sick. Because it a rich mans world, and only they should live.in their minds it's rich healthy living wonderfully and poor sick dead and invisible. Sadly 97% are to be the dead and invisible and that means you average folks too. For many 1% high wealth folks if your not in their club you one of the poor 97% to die.

    Ray Heap
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Heck, how can you guys live in such a backward country?

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because we've been lucky enough to be healthy and/or wealthy. The rest of us are already dead.

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least, thanks to Obamacare, people who lose their health insurance due to job loss can enroll in an Obamacare plan.

    Kady Maree Mcgrath
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be doing it tough in America man Donald Trump is an Idiot

    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This helps to reduce the overall costs of the healthcare system. Sick people wont go see a doctor because they cannot afford it.

    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This helps to INCREASE the profitability of the healthcare system. And the insurance companies.

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still would rather trust a rough estimation by a doctor more than the wishful thinking of a politician.

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    Hunter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not gonna lie i heard price saying all these XD LMAO

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    Julie C Rose
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d just Stay The F**k Home™ until the rona is gone. Screaming is part of the fun.

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay The F**k Home™ is perfect for all your physical and mental health needs.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just screaming? No mention of riders with weak or overly full stomachs (who have no business being on the ride in the first place) puking all over the place?

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s still being said, just between gritted teeth...

    LOttawa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can't talk, busy, trying to make it look like an accident

    Katherine Boag
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best part of quarantine was my husband working from home :)

    LottieH
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily my hubby still had to work. But the kids being home and homeschooling, well that's a different matter......

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    Monika Soffronow
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The land of the free? With a dictator ruling by decree? It would be soooo funny if it was not so scary.

    AntiMatter
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... I can't even... What has America become?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone please tell me this is a joke?

    Connie Hirsch
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, no. Trump's signature move is to put out lies about things he's actually doing himself.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have relatives that survived actual strongmen-dictators and came tothe USA. They now wish they hadn't. Nuff said.

    Kady Maree Mcgrath
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think no offence but Donald Trump is racist because he is always hating on China

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Donald Trump is a racist. Period. And no one is offended because everyone knows he's racist except he. But there's a hell of a lot more that he doesn't know.

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    CatM
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong but proper good at same time. I'd love to wear that! Be right funny walking round tarn and past all crack heads just watching their confused faces

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    bryguy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Car faster than virus bye bye

    Pensive
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My late great aunt would have done this in 'cool granny' style and cruised off laughing!

    LottieH
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this petty? Petty would be not buying her a gift surely? I wouldn't bother next year, they seem ungrateful..

    Blue of the yams (They/He)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that you don't realize that throwing a gift at someone out of a moving car without slowing or saying hi worries me.

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    Chyppa Homer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dumb is strong with this one

    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, Karen, then let me ask you this: If the brakes on your car work, why would you care if mine don’t? Your brakes work, right?

    AlphaPuck
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    That would be a valid point except its literally illegal for you to drive without brakes. Its not a law to wear a mask. Its a guideline

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    Samantha Lomb
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans fundamentally understand nothing about communism.

    earringnut
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sarcasm* That's when there is only one party, right?

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just works the other way round. Your mask protects me.

    Shelp
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're driving sober, why would you care if I'm drunk driving? Your sobriety works, right?

    Mama Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you cough and sneeze into your stupid hands and then you have to friggin' touch everything douche b***h, that's why!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stay 6 feet away from me Karen.

    Kady Maree Mcgrath
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many brain cells have been lost in the making of this poster

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    chi-wei shen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to increase the bellies.

    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubby lost two inches off his. So stir-crazy he's done triple the time on the exercise machine in our basement. (Even dusted it off!)

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His hair is shiny and looking great. Must be that all in one shampoo for hair, face, body, motorbike and car.

    SoozeeQ
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks miffed that his hair looks better than hers!

    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to Cut Your Own Hair 101

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's as close to a holiday pool as I'm gonna get this year

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm picturing putting the trees behind your ears like glasses.

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    Eglė Bukauskaitė
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty talented staff yet faraway from their skill set

    M. Sabbe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats the most people get out of an art degree

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    universal waffles
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know right! Everyone else is saying all Americans are dumb because of a small part of us.

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    Ian Osmond
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look, I don't know about you all, but I'm keeping my masks after all this is over. You can mouth bad words at people, you don't have to smile, it's easier to fake like you're paying attention to people ...

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    bored human
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *furiously attacks power off button*

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    Houssem Hammami
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really enjoy wearing the mask despite the fact it gets really hot because I live in a tropical country but it's nice to go outside and no one recognizes you, it's a blessing, less talking

    A Random Panda
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, quoting my mom, "If you look like terrible, your co workers won't recognize you!"

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be better if it was believable. I mean, Karens? In a library? Where books and knowledge are stored? Knowing where the fiction section is? Or what it is? Acting like they can read and comprehend? Bah! Preposterous!

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Kens & Karens that I meet do something like this: saying that certain books are immoral and they need to be burned. Fact: many public libraries have banned books displays year-round. As a reference librarian, I curate the display. Sometimes I'll wear my collar at work to challenge their thinking. -Rev Dr M, retired professor, 9 years as a librarian

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    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do libraries actually have books on COVID-19? Typically it takes months (if not years) for a book to get published.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In our public library, we print out the county and state manuals on it, the local declarations posted on the walls, and have the links for all governmental information on the website's homepage. Anyway, as the reference librarian, I'll be sure busy in a few months, when the published forms of materials (books, etc) come in and we have to have them ready for reading.

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    Hotdogking
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be silly. They would put all the books from the fact section into the fiction and vice versa

    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *"Stealing books about Covid-19 to burn them" There, I fixed it for you.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares about an anime background? We're in the middle of a pandemic.

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    Kathy Baylis
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t f*****g use a pandemic as an opportunity to price gouge. It will not end well for you. We have other choices. Using my own car: price of a gallon (or less) of gas. Walking: price of time and exertion, but no money.

    K.Kobayashi
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how Americans claim to be for free market, and yet have such hatred of "price gouging." It's one and the same.

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    Anna Kalita
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these people with gaps. If you insist on wearing a mask, wear it right.

    Elizabeth Wilkins
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most dont fit perfectly. Ive done my best to find different styles that work, but there is always some kind of gap.

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    Robert Bailey
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm not mistaken, one of these two is going to be killed by a predator pretty soon.

    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I went to India. Heard that had a deli and a new deli...where's my roast beef sandwich?