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A lot of stock photos are notorious for their ridiculousness, and sometimes, it really does feel like they’re made this way on purpose.

The fun goes even higher when these pictures try and fail to depict something you’re closely familiar with. For example, some professionals online shared some absurd stock photos that just couldn’t get their jobs more wrong, and it’s absolutely hilarious. Scroll down to check them out!

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Asmodeus Hare
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually been zoomed on an EMS stretcher to the OR before they notice I am there not from a car crash with mangled limbs but a head injury that would need xray or CT scans.

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Regardless of these pictures’ reputation, many companies still use stock photos for their websites and advertisements. Curious about why that is the case, why it isn’t good for business, and what the best alternatives are, we did some research and came across an article by Business.com that told us everything we needed to know.

To begin with, the article first explained that stock photographs are created by third-party professional photographers and sold online for use by other companies. Most of them cost no more than a dollar a piece and only grant permission to use.

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Asmodeus Hare
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom's gyno used the thumbs up to signal end of exam with nothing troubling. But she never mentioned creepy smiling.

John O'Donnell
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never want to see the words pelvic exam and thumbs up in the same sentence again.

Lotekguy
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it weren't for the picture, I'd have made the same assumption as you.

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a pap scan in prison. The doctor got me up in the stirrups, and left the room. The problem was, he didn't shut the door behind him. I frightened several people that day.

Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You probably did more than the prison service ever could to persuade those people not to break the law again. :p

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Hilary Mol
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He's giving a thumbs up while holding a speculum backwards. All the while this poor woman has her legs nearly hoisted up on hydraulic lifts, her upper half left to swing helplessly against the back of the exam table if the angle of the rest of her body is anything to go by. Still better than some of the experiences I've had.

dejadru
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just noticed Dr Jen Gunter’s profile icon and it… well… good design for and Ob-gyn. 💗

Justin Walsh
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When your frat brother, Kyle says he's going to be a gynecologist in 4 years...

Dread Pirate Roberts
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I busted up laughing the second I saw this LMAO all I can picture that guy saying is, "Nice vag!" 😂🤣😆

MarsFKA
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially when wearing my stupid looking beard cut. I look like that creepy game master in The Hunger Games.

RL R
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Ok ma'am, this is the thumb I am going to use to finger you..."

JLo
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I avoid eye contact with my Dr. at all costs while I am in this position. I'm in my "happy place" in my head instead!

Xitxarel•lo Panda
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

S**t .....I was getting very frightened seeing the photo, cause I don t understood it and had not ide what the hell was bad stock photo. I only understood seeing the name of the OP : Jennifer Gunter, that calme me down because I was like this 😳😳😳😳🕠

Robin DJW
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is holding her right leg up? It's certainly not the leg rest. So much for blood supply to her toes.

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If a person or a company wants something that’s not featured anywhere else online, they can also buy high-quality images with exclusive rights to them. However, with this option, the price goes up significantly, and a license for a single picture might rise to thousands of dollars. 

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Since the first method saves time and money, it may appear to be a good option. But if we look at the research and the numbers, it shows that the truth is that companies’ visuals have a much more significant impact in this digital age than one might think.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha jokes on you this is an extremely realistic photo where the woman is actually holding the thingy thing and has very flexible wrists

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The main problems with stock images start with being overused, inauthentic, and out of touch. As mentioned before, they cost little and are easy to get, which is why you can find the same pictures featured in many different places online. 

In addition to that, these images are rarely made for a specific purpose, focusing more on having just enough to connect to the basic idea, which makes them generic and makes you seem disconnected from your clients and your own business for using them.

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Another thing is that while more and more diverse and inclusive stock photos are making their way online, this wasn’t always the case. In the not-so-distant past, most of these images were primarily focused on white people, making it challenging to find the right fit if a company tried to show its diversity and inclusion or simply be proud of its roots.

Lastly, it’s no stretch to say that these pictures are often cliched. They might be intended to be relatable and make you imagine yourself in the situations they depict, but more often than not, due to their lack of uniqueness, they only inspire mockery and laughter. 

But you don’t have to pay thousands of dollars to have a few good images on your website and ads, because the article suggests better ways to get them. For example, you can hire a professional photographer or a talented graphic designer to make something that captures the essence of your company and the idea you want to pass on and creates something unique that no one else has.

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You could even encourage your customers to take and submit pictures of your business and use what they send in. This will not only reduce the money you spend but will also provide you with photos that will probably be a lot more authentic and relatable than anything made professionally. 

But if none of that seems like the right choice, there is nothing wrong with using quality stock pictures. It just requires a little extra effort to find the good ones that are not being used by anyone else. Who knows, you might just hit the jackpot.

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Ultimately, there are a lot of factors that can impact a company’s decision regarding what kind of pictures to use for their representation. Even some of the ridiculous stock photos can be the right choice in some situations.

However, the most important part is to calculate the importance of this decision and act accordingly. After all, you don’t want to use images depicting your profession so absurdly that they make fun of them online.

How did you like these pictures? What’s your opinion on stock photos? Come down to the comments and share!

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somebody take this kid out back and remind him why we use our "indoor words" in theaters.

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Phil
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved my carpenter's calculator! It worked in fractions and could really take a licking.

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Phil
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thanks to West Wing, all government meetings must be use the Walk and Talk method.

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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do you really grow long arms from the map-pointing? I always assumed that having long arms meant you had to be a geographer, just like being really tall and in the US you gotta be a basketballer.

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Robin DJW
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yeah. And I always milk the snake in an unstable jar that is covered with plastic wrap (really?) while using only one hand.

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Tucker Cahooter
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That one is actually representative of 95% of the staff in government offices when the latest email from the boss has just arrived in the inbox

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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget to also look at it upside down, just in case your client is actually a sloth hanging from a tree

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Mark
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is it possible to rent out a warehouse and have a battle in it? Maybe if I ask nicely?

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Phil
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder where the curator could be hiding? (quiet curator giggles) I don't have any idea where they are! (louder curator giggles)

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Lisa Peterson
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10 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought she was drawing on a tablet. I have one specifically for graphic design and illustration. I would look a lot like this. 🤷‍♀️

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