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Life can always find a way to surprise us, where the most simple, straightforward, and mundane task sometimes goes awry and you are left sitting there and wondering how exactly did this happen. The blessing and curse of the 21st century is that there will always be someone around to document it for posterity. 

This online group documents the painful and sometimes inexplicable fails they have encountered “in the wild,” so be sure to upvote the posts where you really do not understand how someone failed at the single thing they needed to do and comment your own experiences if you aren’t afraid. 

#1

Looks About Right 👍

Looks About Right 👍

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NickTheDuck
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you lie on your resume and still get the job

Amy Manning
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but this kitty looks like she's perfectly capable of doing the job anyway! Good kitty!

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Abel
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks it has the attitude for the job.Angry🐈‍⬛

Frances Pitchounetta
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course you are. Continue your good job 😉

Nicole
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love their little face. They look like they mean business 😠

Julie Snelling
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks fierce don't mess with this dog

Id row
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dare anyone to tell that cat he's not a security dog.

Ambry Petersen
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2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats actually make great guard animals.

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    #2

    Protecting Someones Privacy

    Protecting Someones Privacy

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bob- is that your reflection on the car?

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But which side is his true face?

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like him better with the squares on

    sbj
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    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HaHa! Didn't see it at first, but now

    Sea Squirrel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously BP also doesn't care about this man's privacy.

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking at a medical book, and saw a picture of a man that walked like an ape. This was many years ago, and I don't remember what the condition was called, but the picture showed the man standing next to your average ape. To protect identity, both had a black box over their faces.

    Marnie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you knew this person, very likely you would have recognized even the pixilated version. That's why I despise anything like this. They need to blur the entire person. And shame on BP for posting this! Thanks for helping to make this worse for the guy!

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    #3

    Bright But Brief

    Bright But Brief

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future is bright, just not long

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hits you faster than you'd assume

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Follow my train of thought. Go towards the light. And future so bright gotta wear shades.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a hidden message here? Do all recent graduates feel like they're walking into a moving train?

    Angelina Leal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure about a hidden message but to me the whole picture is a horrible joke because there have been accidental deaths involving graduates taking their senior photos on train tracks. I remember hearing about one, don't remember when it happened, where the person accidentally died after a train hit him during the photo shoot.

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    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone tell me why is she wearing heels on train tracks-this is a tripping hazard

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My future is SO bright it's blinded me to the fact I'm STANDING ON A TRAIN TRACK hope my ears still work

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High heels on a train track? That is the horn of opportunity! Stay right there...

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a light at the end of your future.

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    Even in the smallest, most seemingly easy jobs there needs to be some level of quality assurance. If you disagree, scroll through this article a bit and see if it changes your mind. Consumer protections against questionable quality do go back to the Medieval ages when various guilds were responsible for making sure the things their members produced were up to scratch and wouldn’t discredit the entire profession. Now if a company messes up, its competitors are no doubt gleeful at the opportunity. 

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    Modern companies do use more statistical methods and will generally have an idea of how many units per thousand or million will have some issue. Fixing every single one is generally not considered worth it, so an unlucky consumer down the line will just have to “eat” the company's mistake. On the bright side, if you do end up with a misprinted shirt or some other mistake, you at least get to stand out from the crowd. 

    #4

    Whoever Edited This Advertisement Never Saw A Human Foot

    Whoever Edited This Advertisement Never Saw A Human Foot

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    Carrie Laughs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't see what's wrong - if their feet are like that they need all the help they can get.

    RaroaRaroa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exact;y. It does say "whatever problem" and that is one hell of a problem.

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    Lauora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that's deliberate - spot the smiley

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has your foot suddenly flipped upside down? Come see us.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It didn't specify that feet must be attached to body during therapy

    Julie Snelling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah maybe you just leave your feet there go off and do your shopping and then pick them up later.

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    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not an expert, but I think I see the problem with your foot, ma’am.

    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever the problem is? Yeah, i see they are already working.

    JK
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever your problem - even if you're feet are on back to front

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well....it says "whatever the problem"... So I guess if your toes are on backwards, and you're ok with it, you won't need their services.

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    #5

    Really, Frankenstein Is An Author Now?

    Really, Frankenstein Is An Author Now?

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    Astrius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They took Frankenstein was the creator too literally.

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Few people know that Frankenstein wrote his own bio.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love only the books written by Alice while adventuring in Wonderland. Some of her books while through the looking glass are just too self-reflective....

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So were Mrs Dalloway & Tom Sawyer

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read Mary Shelley. About this chick hanging out with a couple poets. 6/10

    mandy the capibara
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    6/10? 😉Her life was fascinating! The OG goth girl. Famous parents, losing her virgnity on her mum's grave, wild elopment with a married guy, hanging out with Byron, losing her husband in a storm, a possible lesbian dalliance later in life. Mary Shelley was Wild, 10/10 at least

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    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fronkensteen! I just watched that movie. 😂

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    Bill McDowall
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't read the book, do so! "Mary Shelly" is one of the scariest books ever written! 😳

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mary Shelley was the doctor's pen name. He chose that because Bic had already been copyrighted by a fortune teller poised for future royalties.

    Sofa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frankenstein presents: Mary Shelley!

    Lindy Mac
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book "Mary Shelley" is terrifying.

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    #6

    Never Do Your Best, Quit!

    Never Do Your Best, Quit!

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    Stardust she/her
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This inspires me to make a sticker like this and give it to my friends

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need a sign to tell me to do this, I've been doing this for years.

    Couragetcd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this tattooed onto the soul of every Gen Xer?

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always, never needed a sign, thanks!

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So what you're saying is I should say "screw it" to the chores I was supposed to be getting done today and just go back to bed? Okay, I think I can handle it. Zzzzz....

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    Of course, some issues come down to human error, be it a typo, or misreading some instructions. In our private lives, these at most cost us some money and our dignity, as friends and family are likely to constantly bring up some mistake we happened to make. But in the “real world,” mistakes will inevitably cost as much as some lawyers can squeeze out of a jury or the legal system, as most places have a set of rules to define damages from negligence

    #7

    Yes. Effort Definitely Involves No Effort

    Yes. Effort Definitely Involves No Effort

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    Fire Singer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll meet you halfway. I already have a big "Eff" ready for you.

    Junior Farrell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making the sign did not require effort.

    DelvianBlue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.E. I don't have to give you a raise even if you do all of these.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Effort does not require effort? 🤔

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, someone was trying so hard to get 110% out of their employees. They just didn't put in enough...effort.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw such an aggressive message in my workplace, i would kick off and walk out!!

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These all ABSOLUTELY require effort.

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    #8

    Which Floor Was It Again?

    Which Floor Was It Again?

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so uncorrect!!! It should be Ast, Bth, Crd...

    Rats Inc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But i was convinced that it sound be Bnd?

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bored floor, but not just for pandas.

    Bruce Ferrier
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's too many feathers in here, I'm going to dog floor

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    #9

    Bill Nye Is More Evil Than You Think

    Bill Nye Is More Evil Than You Think

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll tell you what... FLAT EARTHERS!

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, it was the anti-vaxers that really put hm over the edge.

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    Stephanie Case
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon and Netflix do this kind of thing all the time. My personal favorite was when they recommended i watch Schindler's List... based on my interest in Blazing Saddles.

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Nye presnts "The Nazi Science" Very educative. DONT MISS IT

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE when the title descriptions are wrong on Netflix!

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was jealous that Dolph Lundgren has way more academic degrees than he does, so Sweden had it comming in his opinion

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bill Nye has publicly come out denying the Ideal Gas Law, something anyone in a place with varying temperatures could prove....

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    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't anybody ever proofread for content before they publish?

    Elita One
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yelling "Bill! Bill! Bill!' but in fear.

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, we already knew Bill wasn't human.

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    As much as business owners and manufacturers may dislike it, these laws do protect us, consumers from them. Even a CEO is also a consumer at times, so it’s important not to be short-sighted here. The origins of the law involved Scotland, a ginger beer float, and a snail. A woman named May Donoghue ordered the aforementioned item and was shocked to discover a dead, decomposed snail in the liquid. This led her to sue the manufacturer of the ginger beer in 1932.

    #10

    I Did Not Know There Were 11 World Wars

    I Did Not Know There Were 11 World Wars

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    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the future- should read 3939-3945

    Jennifer Checki
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so optimistic that you think it will take that long.

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    Kristiina
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might have been if you start the count from year 3000 bc. The civilised world was much smaller then.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did a star wars and released the sequels before the prequels

    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So depressing to think this plaque actually might be needed one day. Pop it in storage.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After it been corrected. The proofreader really dropped the ball on this.

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    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”

    Frances Pitchounetta
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    World War 11? Didn't they learn Mrs. Crabapple's lesson? Rocky II and Rocky V, that's Rocky VII, Adrienne's Revenge!

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was that the one with ants vs roaches?

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure whether to feel depressed on the prospect of eleven world wars or optimismic on the idea of humanity surving more than three of them...

    Mysterie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold on...what happened to 3-10?

    NoNamePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't write "In *loving* memory"...

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    #11

    Made That Breaking News Banner, Boss

    Made That Breaking News Banner, Boss

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    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what if the first nato stands for national anemone talking occult

    Phyzzi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Normal Amenities Terminate Offers, Nucleic Acid Telomere Ordering...

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    Foffy Skrimshaw
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's about time.. took long enough.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it's about Finland or Sweden. Funny how Putin shot himself in the foot.

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "THE AVENGERS DECIDE TO JOIN THE AVENGERS"

    Becklass
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the it crowd…never type google into google

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    #12

    Mph? I Prefer Fahrenheit

    Mph? I Prefer Fahrenheit

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    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 degrees Fahrenheit, you're gonna see some serious s**t"

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK. I'm from a country that uses the metric system, so I'm only doing 29.

    Tiramisu 🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I prefer bananas per revolution, thanks. It’s much more consistent.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually pretty cool for a car and means you're allowed to go faster. I assume.

    Trophy Husband
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We would do anything to avoid metric!

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    In this case, judge, Lord MacMillan ended up creating a new sort of tort, which is just a legal term for a civil wrong, the sort that they can pursue legal action for. In Donoghue v Stevenson (the latter being the manufacturer of the ginger beer and snail combo,) Donoghue did not outright win the case, but it did create a shift in legal thought about the responsibilities of manufacturers, particularly for food and beverages. 

    #13

    Are Lizards Going To Start Falling From The Sky

    Are Lizards Going To Start Falling From The Sky

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    Victorya Chase
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, Florida I think. When it gets cold iguanas fall from the trees

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    ThatRandomGuy
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is the band King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard gonna start playing?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was then that Rincewind saw his future.

    Dorothy Reiser
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ventura Highway? Alligator lizards in the air....

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it isn't a heavy now. I hate moods like that.

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    #14

    Handle With Care

    Handle With Care

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    Donkey boi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here. It says 'Ragile Handle Ith care'. I don't know what language it is, but clearly it means 'Sorry for damaging your box'.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    USPS at their best! My sister sent me 3 boxes for Christmas labeled "fragile" and "this side up" and they came upside down and looking like they had been through a war zone

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for shipping with FedUp.

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Who the heck is Care and why do I have to handle this box with him? Also, what's "fra-gee-lee" mean?"

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few years ago, the UPS guy brought me a box that was completely mangled. I wouldn't except it. All he could say was: "I'm sorry. All our packages look like that."

    Kris “ADHD_Carrier” Dudoich
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have gotten many of these and you can tell what happened is that your box got put on a truck first and then other heavier boxes got put on top of and next to it and as the truck was driving around, the weight shifted and your box got smooshed

    Nadine Debard
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not only the drivers' fault. Very often, when I receive a damaged package, the whole thing was badly protected by the shipper or the box was too big.

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    #15

    So, Uh… Wanna Tell Me What Went Wrong With This One?

    So, Uh… Wanna Tell Me What Went Wrong With This One?

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    Caro Caro
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The piano needs tuning 😁

    David
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it did not get adhered correctly and then got moved. Some of these are not from a can of paint. They are like a sort of plastic strip. They lay them down, then they heat them with a propane torch to make them sort of melt and adhere to the ground. And I assume before they do that part (which I've seen) they also clean the road a bit to get rid of dust / debris. Somebody maybe did a half-A job and one of them didn't stick well.

    Ari Maranichi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its like trying to use a ruler and you were doing great until your ruler went *SKRRRRRT*

    everett
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "guys, is he crossing? I wanna see!

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    The result is that anyone who does not take “reasonable care” to protect a third party can be held liable. This started with food and drinks but quickly expanded. So a doctor giving bad advice can be sued just as effectively as someone selling you a defective drill. As with so many things in life, this basically comes down to money. If a company or person wrongs you, they are now compelled to compensate you financially. 

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    #16

    Oh Costco, Are We Jewish, Or Pagan?

    Oh Costco, Are We Jewish, Or Pagan?

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    Shirley Heyn
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you answer "yes" to two very different questions?

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    JK
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Despite the other commenters, I see your pun and thoroughly approve!

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    Nonna_SoF
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Culturally Jewish, religiously pagan.

    Praea Kitten
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife likes to say, "I'm Jewish and I'm Jewish, but I'm not Jewish or Jewish.". She's referring to cultural, religious, ethnical, and Orthodox, not necessarily in that order

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    Xane Tamiso
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house actually celebrates Pagan and Jewish holidays and has learned about the history since me and my siblings were little. My mom is Pagan and my dad's side of the family is Jewish, so we shine light on both sides of the family. This cake would be perfect for us.

    NoNamePanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the idea, but please find a better decorator before you order it...

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    Chris B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like it's about to jump up and start singing "be our guest, be our guest..."

    Dekker451
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    2 years ago

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    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funnier when edgy people accidentally get a star of David tattoo.

    Niki B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment section is so funny. But no way I'm showing that picture to my grandfather lol

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    #17

    Ahhh Yes,the Nutritional Info I Needed. I R I S H

    Ahhh Yes,the Nutritional Info I Needed. I R I S H

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    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That'll be Guinness then.

    David H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nishika Levana means "White Kiss", which I assume is some sort of drink. But I doubt it is just water

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    http://www.cocktailhunter.com/recipe/white-kiss-tropical/

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    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody makes water quite like the Irish.

    ThatRandomGuy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibals are very picky these days

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irish water? Soooo straight up alcohol?

    Queen Mab
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard the Irish are gluten-free and rich in protein.

    MoMcB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm definitely gluten free, bit more fat than protein

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    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm getting drunk then

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    #18

    Julian Are You Ok?

    Julian Are You Ok?

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    King Itchy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mort made him so mad he became over 9000 degrees through sheer anger.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this forecast on my local news station and got really alarmed over Thursday's temp. 349-degree...17fffa.jpg 349-degrees-646bd5417fffa.jpg

    Dogcat vet (retired)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else can Julian bake all those apple pies on the sidewalk?

    Aisling Raye
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So glad to see someone mention the apple pies!

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    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Julian's just powering up. Give him a couple more episodes and he'll be fine.

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    #19

    Installed The Ac, Boss!

    Installed The Ac, Boss!

    kokokolia-rus Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This must be photoshoped. I cant believe it!

    Julia Taro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its in russia. In right red plate is in russian.

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    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you DO have enough money to heat the whole outdoors

    Suutashi
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤔 I'm going to assume that this is New York and the a.c. is for Spider Man.

    Lisa Hathaway
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I assumed it is Miami and that door is the club entrance. Makes perfect sense if you've ever lived in FL in the summer.

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's next level incompetence.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this was temporary while they waited for longer cables...jeez...

    Labellesouris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit, I'm not gonna air condition the whole block!--says my dad

    Sandy Kavanaugh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cooling unit, as well as the motor, are both outside the room. The cooling unit belongs inside the room to cool it.

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    #20

    If Only There Were Something In The Nest That Started With The Letter E…

    If Only There Were Something In The Nest That Started With The Letter E…

    mopeiobebeast Report

    Walter Black Bill
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eggs, embryos, evolution. Three things inside that nest. Easy

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    #21

    Looks Like #tacobell Couldn’t Find The Inside Of A Taco

    Looks Like #tacobell Couldn’t Find The Inside Of A Taco

    carlewurtz Report

    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taco Bell, Think Outside The Taco.

    Sarah K
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't wanna tacobout it.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had this happen. I walked them back up to the counter and the guys were like, "Shìt sorry, we're so stoned right now!" Got more tacos, not a big deal.

    Stephanie Goadsby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty pathetic looking portion all the same.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone is a little too stoned back there

    aartdesigns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fillings, On the side, Please.

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    #22

    ‘Anti-Graffiti’, Huh? (Waterloo Bridge)

    ‘Anti-Graffiti’, Huh? (Waterloo Bridge)

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    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the paint guys, it makes people think it's already done

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "An anti-graffiti coating is a coating that prevents graffiti paint from bonding to surfaces." So fast cleaning with pressurized water will remove the graffiti.

    Joe Gallagher
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK. So how do they remove the anti-graffiti coating so people can paint regular graffiti that won't wash off?

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    Coyote Osborne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anti-graffiti paint doesn't typically make paint unable to be applied, it just makes it easier to clean off. Some local businesses near me put anti-graffiti paint on parts of their building and invite locals to put art on that gets wiped off and replaced. It's kinda cool that they hack it into pro-graffiti paint.

    Phil Green
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the artists have barely touched the sign at all.

    David R.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the sign is the asset.

    bottomless.abyss.of.bordem
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that wall is your most important asset....let it go

    Niki B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks pretty graffiti to me

    Mystery Egg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're asking for trouble by putting that sign there.

    Sabs
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ant graffiti paint just means it will power wash off instead of sandblast/repaint.

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    #23

    Since 14 Together 20 / Together Since 1420

    Since 14 Together 20 / Together Since 1420

    Some-Faithlessness75 Report

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what you're talking about, I'm Totally Not A Vampire. It literally says in my bio that I'm not a vampire. I'm a totally normal, uh... hoomen? Hamun? Oh, human, that's it! I'm a totally normal human who is definitely not a vampire!

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    Ms Meow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were their ages.

    Ashlyn Ward
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh it’s backwards It says “together since 2014” 😆took me little bit to get that🤦‍♀️

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if they were the other way around it would still be creepy.

    Celesta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to mean together since 2014. But just... fail all the way

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    Allison O'Brien
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's supposed to be Together Since 2014

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    #24

    Ah Yes. Everything Is Fine Here

    Ah Yes. Everything Is Fine Here

    TheAngloLithuanian Report

    Danni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You print these labels off yourself in tesco! This was done on purpose

    Bobby G
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irish must be getting desperate idk

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely a bored customer, these self-service scales print anything you choose

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "bored" AKA "cheating" as potatoes cheaper than watermelons per KG (in the UK).

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    Mark Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aside from taking forever to oven bake, that is so not gonna work with beans and cheese...

    Amy Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's an expensive jacket potato

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But will be so fine with a bit of chopped onion and sour cream

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    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re fine, I’m fine, everything is fine!

    That one capybara
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the potatoes being baked inside the melon?

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    #25

    Yup That's How Acronyms Work. Job Well Done!

    Yup That's How Acronyms Work. Job Well Done!

    Annoying__Usernames Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High school offers Klingon language class?

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    Christopher Rossbach
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Champs stands for conversation, help, activity, movement, participation and success. The students would already know that, the words merely describe how the students should behave in relation to each concept.

    ЛеснойКороль(ForestKing)H/H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cuiet Conversation, Heacher/Hofficer on duty, Arriving to class on time, Miskly walking to class, Pake care of your business, success

    Jody Whitmarsh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C- can't hear myself think.. shut it H- He's watching.. big brother is ALWAYS watching A- Arrive M- move your a$& P- take care of business(I see nothing wrong with this one) S- SUCCESS

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You sure this is a school?

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wharton School sounds familiar, an ex-president maybe? I don't think it was a genius.

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    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conversations quiet please Helpers trying to teach here Àsses in your seats at the ding Move along so you make it there on time Please put your nose in your own business SUCCESS

    Hlon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    C- conversation, H- help, A- activity, M- movement P- participation. This is a common way of establishing expectations in school.

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhmmm, should be ctawbs as I read it. Suppose to match letter with activity.

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    #26

    Fork That Wasn't Cut

    Fork That Wasn't Cut

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    memeju1ce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this makes me irrationally uncomfortable

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for being the first to say it! I was wondering why I felt weird about it and if anyone else did as well.

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    Spanish Cat
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    2 years ago

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    Thomas Klobucnik
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this is an example of the rare and elusive foon.

    Praea Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the fork's identity is being concealed... Good thing it's not being arrested on the trunk of a car

    Rahul Pawa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's awesome! I would keep it!

    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not a fork... it's an eating spade

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bougie spork, oooooooo.

    Lefty_1987
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whar am I looking at... 👁️👄👁️

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    #27

    When It's Close To The End Of The Shift

    When It's Close To The End Of The Shift

    reddit.com Report

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this should be forced to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw every day for the rest of their life.

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite the same but a neighbour jetwashed their blockwork drive and it's beginning to look a bit like this as the bricks now move and some have broken. We share an entrance to our drives and he was so annoyed when I told him not to do it to the part we shared.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now walk on it, IN HEELS.

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Done by someone who would rather be getting unemployment. . .!

    sbj
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This screams 'I've had enough'

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    #28

    How To Stay Awake

    How To Stay Awake

    timwilks13 Report

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Niether of these will help you stay awake but they will cause a spectacular accident wherever you happen to be at the time.

    Kitsune
    Community Member
    3 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes it does. sleeping will help you stay awake later\

    Susan Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the way to stay awake is go to sleep?

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    #29

    Laid The Pipe Down, Boss

    Laid The Pipe Down, Boss

    Rambos_Beard Report

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine. It's in Australia.

    Peppermallow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says NMOpap!SS!HL, and is the wifi password for the contractors

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you never hire somebody else to lay your pipe.

    Justin Thyme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh-- I work with these guys....

    sara fulmer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no exclamation point. It's fine

    Ella Kate Colwell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's down on the ground, does that count?

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    #30

    Filled The Bins, Boss

    Filled The Bins, Boss

    Many-Ad5016 Report

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy fix. Change the graphics.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But… they match in colors?

    sheetzy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am pretty sure this is intentional. Some people just want to watch the world burn.

    Jen M
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's color coordinated this way, looks nice, lol

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mashed onions and slices of potato on a sandwich.

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    #31

    I Can’t Believe My Dad Bought This!

    I Can’t Believe My Dad Bought This!

    DullAttorney228 Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest I’d buy this just because

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is hilarious, I would buy it

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See now I just want to know what their Dad meant to go there...

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A present for my preferred desktop publisher.

    Seamus Crumley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a dad, and I wouldn't settle for anything less than Times Roman, bold, italic and double underlined. Size 30.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'll rock it. That's a nice beanie.

    OWEN CASH
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    2 years ago

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    #32

    Make Sure You Use The Left Lane Cause Left Lane Closed

    Make Sure You Use The Left Lane Cause Left Lane Closed

    Ben_Over420 Report

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intelligent motorways are only as intelligent as the clown typing the messages.

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    chatGPT did it. Statistically the left lane is supposed to get you there faster. Artificial very much, intelligent is a matter of opinion.

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s a major accident because someone followed the sign. There could be another one.

    Jen F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work this job. Putting messages on the dynamic messaging system or DMS signs. People change them in real time as traffic moves, as lanes are blocked or unblocked, as idiots rubbernecking cause 3 more accidents...etc. They also monitor several counties of roadways. That s**t can get difficult very quickly. Just a little food for thought before ya are quick to b***h about something like this.

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make sure to use the left lane. WHY DID YOU USE THE LEFT LANE!!!!

    bluegal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you! I will try. *CRASH*

    Trish
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use the leftier left lane.

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yield to the right of yield.

    Queen Bee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again! Who writes this stuff?

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    #33

    The People Who Thought That This Bathroom Was Ethical

    The People Who Thought That This Bathroom Was Ethical

    CynicalAndImpatient Report

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Batgirl goes in and out a skylight perhaps.

    Aaron Proctor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And does her business in the tub because there is no way to reach that dispenser from the toilet

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    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind "ethical", how about physically plausible? How is that door supposed to open?

    Kristiina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned what's behind the shower curtain. Mighty dark shadow.

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts reflected exactly. Shadows should not be that intense or dark…

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    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never mind the bathtub situation. Who left the plunger out?

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the lever that opens the real door.

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    Aballi
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was wondering about the choice to use this word also...

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    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the longer you look at it the worse it gets

    ThatG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a Murphy Tub

    Layna Andersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep making that bathroom in the Sims.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if the door doesn't pïss you off the objects all being on a different plane should...

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the f**k designed this and where can I find them

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    #34

    Just Saw This Jem On My Jobsite Friday !!!

    Just Saw This Jem On My Jobsite Friday !!!

    JeffAASecurity Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it leads to batgirl’s bathroom

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone wondering, no this door does not open inward based off those hinges...

    kly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jem? Pot calling kettle black much? :)

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no pin in the hinge anyway. Perhaps a non-used door? ETA: there's a screw hole on the left side of the door, so it probably isn't intended to be a working door with a goof.

    TurquoiseTzarina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the railing is there to keep door secure and from falling in on someone.

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    Jane W.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They told me to install the bar, and I did. What's the complaint?

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    #35

    It Would Be Easier To Get The Right Flag

    It Would Be Easier To Get The Right Flag

    Digsants Report

    Jack
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m richer than the US! I have $25! 🤣

    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this what they mean when they say "the wonder down under"???

    Gypsy Lee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would $23 buy the correct flag?

    Fakus nameus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk which is worse the flag or the fact that we spent all our money on a chain link fence

    Jen F
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess I'm richer than the U.S. by 38 bucks.

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually the amount that all companies and billionaires reported on their income tax returns combined...

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the United States of New Zealand is the richest country, with 23 dollars

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    #36

    Bought A Chocolate Milk But They Forgot To Add Chocolate I Guess?

    Bought A Chocolate Milk But They Forgot To Add Chocolate I Guess?

    IceCoffee64 Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They accidentally milked a normal cow instead of a brown one.

    Caffeinated Hedgehog
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They accidentally milked the cow's udder instead of the other end that produces the chocolate milk.

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White chocolate milk maybe

    Take me to dinner first
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boss once made a latte caramel without the coffee, it was milk and caramel lol

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an albino cow, okay?

    Frank S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they drank it and refilled with normal milk for interwebs points

    Angela C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's white chocolate milk! Duh!

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    #37

    Photoshoping Can Be Hard

    Photoshoping Can Be Hard

    LeapofAzzam Report

    scag$y
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude just sneezed while they were taking the picture. It twanged back onto his face a second after this was taken. He swore quietly to himself, but carried on as if nothing had happened. Or it's the photoshop thing.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like “twanged back onto his face”

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    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "it's fine, no one will notice anyways"

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SUCCESS. The irony...

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mhhh, maybe they've used Word instead.

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh oh, someone didn't merge layers before moving the people.

    Gmaddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he's just an anti-masker

    Lisa Tetlow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy only wears the mask some of the time.

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    #38

    Labeled The Fruitables Boss

    Labeled The Fruitables Boss

    Skaitavia Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thing is going through a crisis of sorts

    Ba-Na-Na
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let it be what it wants!!!

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When bae is giving you mixed signals.

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what is it with getting potatoes and watermelon mixed up??

    Sara MacFarland
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same guy who put potatoes in the onion bin...

    Mia Johansson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't have anything big enough to boil them in, a barrel perhaps.. But onions, pastry, potato/melon tasty!

    Bobby G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the irish are getting so desperate

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You find a bin big enough for watermelon in back, Broke rule #1 though- always change the price before putting on floor.

    aroace mamabear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bro this must be the same store as the watermelon labeled as potato

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    #39

    To Paint A Sign

    To Paint A Sign

    Flapu7 Report

    IDidntChooseReality
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep those two seem to have had their intentions previously decided

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randy disabled persons parking only

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I'm going to hell for this but is that how you do it in a wheelchair?

    Vyxsin (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the size of it! No wonder he's in a wheelchair!

    P.C.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made me look a second time and I saw something I wish I never saw. Sigh

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    Bobby G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean when u gotta go u gotta go idk

    Julia H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where to join the sea level club. Bahaha

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    #40

    Mcdonalds, You Know That Chicken Is Not A Drink. Right?

    Mcdonalds, You Know That Chicken Is Not A Drink. Right?

    VictorAFurr Report

    Randi (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chicken can be a drink if you put it in a blender

    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might explain why the shake machine is always broken.

    Sami-Jo Ross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last I checked this still wasn't fixed.

    FROGGO DOGGO
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    liquefied hot and spicy McChicken. Yummy.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is hot and spicy enough, then it will be when it comes out

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend would go to McD's and order a Walnut milkshake. When the staff would say they didn't have one, he would reply, "Yes you do, it's the new special," and point to the menu above the register. The cashier would then turn around and stare at it for about five min like a deer frozen in headlights.

    Rebecca Easter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bc food service workers really need some douche to exasperate them for personal amusement. Your friend sounds like a turd.

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    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The perfect beverage to go with those watermelon potato onion hybrids

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    #41

    Vegan Noodles “Contains Pork”

    Vegan Noodles “Contains Pork”

    Cloudly_Water Report

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Error I presume. There are no pork extracts in any of the ingredients. Mind you, this is a sticker from a product that can be imported into Malaysia, where companies have to warn for non-halal ingredients. This might just be printed onto a standard "non-halal" format sticker.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t know… “Flavor oil” is a bit vague…

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    A Wild Bean (they/them/any)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The noodles themselves are vegan... not everything in the meal, though

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My vegetarian brother and I were at a Chinese restaurant. He asked the waiter if the dish he wanted to order was vegetarian "Vegetarian yes, just a little pork" 🤔🤔

    Diolla
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local Chinese restaurant considers chicken, fish, shrimp etc. to be vegetarian.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alcohol helps you to forget about the pork.

    Megan Lauhon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last year I went to the EPCOT food and wine festival they had a vegan savory pie. That was then topped with pork sausage.

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    #42

    New Security Cameras After A Sa At Work! 🙃

    New Security Cameras After A Sa At Work! 🙃

    schmungeon_schmaster Report

    Loverboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly i'm just happy they tried, this was probably fixed after the photo was taken anyway.

    foryouwhynot IB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed, probably taken while the installing crew were making final adjustments…

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    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No, we didn't get an image of the suspect, but we got an exceptionally clear image of the Eufy logo."

    Angelina Leal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sa is commonly used as an abbreviation for sexual assault. These cameras were installed after a SA happened (the letters should've been capitalized to make more sense) but that is just scary

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I almost did this same thing when I installed my Blink cameras. I intentionally left the film on so I wouldn't scratch the lens/surface during the install process. It wasn't until time to aim one did I realize that I left it on. Doh!

    LadyJaye(she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an overthinker i just thougt "what if this is a thing and the film is fake and you can like still see and it's just there so people won't THINK it works" And then I thought "oh wait, the forgot to take off the film

    Jods
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What my dad forgot to do when he fitted my outdoor solar lights. Took me ages to fathom out why they weren’t working.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they can't read this then.... you know they didn't read the manual either.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best to leave it on...it keeps the lens from getting scratched. 🤣😳

    Robert Sumner
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good security should help make you feel safe. “Film? Don’t remove that until time to watch the tape!”

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    #43

    While Shopping At Costco-This Caught My Eye. Well, I Guess It Looks Nice

    While Shopping At Costco-This Caught My Eye. Well, I Guess It Looks Nice

    WhenMaxAttax Report

    Janet Howe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's all ok until a 4 year old walks by.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YUP! mayhem pending soon at a Costco near you.

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're trying to guilt you into buying one before the display tips over.

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do you guys live? My Costco is great. Your Costco is making satanic cakes and workplace injury hazards. It's Florida isn't it? Ya'll are in Florida. I knew it!

    Truice Zer0
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this was stacked by the same person who sees the estimated arrival time in Google maps and says... Challenge Accepted

    Maureen Rouse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess someone never passed arithmetic in school.

    Kerry Miller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ones at the bottom look like they sunk through the floor already.

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    #44

    Child Car Seat Installation Instructions

    Child Car Seat Installation Instructions

    wRojtheoriginal Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

    Killashandra Lux
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Find the difference game! Oh wait...

    The Other Guest
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pfft, this one's easy! The one on the left has a green check instead of a red X, and the one on the right is missing the "of 104" in the upper corner.

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    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not buy any baby seat that has 104 pages of instructions

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    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically it is saying "Dont travel with kids. They are annoing".

    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Driver in first picture does not have a kid. Driver in second picture forgot their kid.

    Phil Boswell
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm, no discernable difference, for those still staring…leik whut?

    C Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is exactly how those instruction manuals are tho

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    #45

    Wait I Remember That Character, It's Super-Man!

    Wait I Remember That Character, It's Super-Man!

    Beautiful_Fishing569 Report

    Nicky
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Superman on Halloween

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's gonna tell superman he can't be spiderman?

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    JL
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not Superman, this is Superman superman-l...19dbd2.jpg superman-lighter-646b92119dbd2.jpg

    everett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶super man, super man, does whatever a super can.🎶

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweeps the stairs, checks the pipes, lets the meter guy in once a month, hey there, there goes the super man

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    Dogo lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn’t remember him having such a big nose

    Cybele Spanjaard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cares which hero it is a great looking soap

    TurquoiseTzarina
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was soap, too. I finished scrolling down and read the comments to discover it's a lighter.

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    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a brazen mistake on a zippo-like lighter.

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    #46

    How Not To Install A Metal Roof

    How Not To Install A Metal Roof

    Xander395 Report

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they drilled in the risen area and not, like 99% of DIY would do, in the lower part

    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, why does that matter? I dont know what im doing with construction.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How didn't they realize this when the first screw went in without any resistance?!

    Pamela Christie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfair! This was taken before the project was completed. The next step would have consisted of fitting a second beam, with pre-drilled holes, over the screws and snapping it into place.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They make chalk lines for a reason

    David Gabby's Daddy Jackson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when a DUD falls off the shed roof, and impales himself on loose screws. They need to mark where the body landed.

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    Maggie Lewis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yep, that really makes a difference.

    bernie bulk
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm..........nothing wrong here...mine looks the same

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    #47

    All Of The Bar Stools At Our Air Bnb Were Assembled Backwards

    All Of The Bar Stools At Our Air Bnb Were Assembled Backwards

    Era_Glassworks Report

    Dak Janiels
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you even be able to put your feet on the footrest with that ridiculously extended seat?! And there is almost NO back - design flaws galore!

    Miki
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are for riker maneuver

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They thought they were hydraulic barbers' or dentists' chairs.

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I stopped renting from Air Nbn.

    Nooseneck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more aerodynamic if you mount the foot rest in this direction! Didn't you know!?

    Blackheart
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one's a$$ would fit if it were the other way round

    Sarel Seerower
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The mean it must turn horizontally not vertically

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    Talis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's for the reptilian overlords, of course!

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    #48

    Scammer Talking To Herself

    Scammer Talking To Herself

    kalshassan Report

    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least create another profile

    Cassi Lyris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you "Sara Taylor". I love free money from "insert brand here". Could you give me that "very safe link" again? Thanks, Babe!

    BeepBoop is Lonely (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's always Sarah. Facebook got a Sara Taylor and we had a Sarah Elizabeth

    Vyxsin (she/her)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lazy scammers are the best kind of scammers. Isn't that right Sara?

    Goblin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best kind of scammer 🤔

    Fred Bigox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They always do that its infuriating

    Mickie Shea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you're the only one liking the product.

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    #49

    This House Costs $2m+ And They Think This New Driveway Is Fine

    This House Costs $2m+ And They Think This New Driveway Is Fine

    colonelcasey22 Report

    Remi Flynne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My house isn't worth that much and I'm not going to be happy with that drive either.

    Jennifer Checki
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One trip over that giant drop off would have me calling the contractor. And my car isn’t as nice as whatever a person owning a $2m house is driving.

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That white railing trying to do a Homer into the hedge. lol

    Frank S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see the listing

    OWEN CASH
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging from how dirty and faded it looks, I doubt that's a new driveway.

    Will Cable
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local government dropped the kerb (add all other spelling options dependant on area) to gain access to our property, it is now so bad it damages our car as it has collapsed and has been worn away and they refuse to fix it.

    Jane Cortez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After two million dollars, lines of credit at every financial institution in every state, there wasn’t any money left so Dorthy and Bob decided to roll up their sleeves to install a cobblestone driveway as quickly as possible in order to pay for their new tent in the ravine.

    WFH Forever
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure they are not in a van down by the river? (Only US who watch SNL will probably get this reference).

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    Hiram's Friend
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when you don't tear out the old driveway and just put the pavers on top of the old surface.

    Helen Taylor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t be happy with that garage either. It’s a garage and a $2 million house?

    Ms Meow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they have a lifted Mini, for the tiny garage.

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    #50

    Installed The Explenation Boss

    Installed The Explenation Boss

    tobixxxxxxxxxl Report

    Tinaaa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *explanation-sry i had to

    Praea Kitten
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't I might have had to. Thank you for saving the rest of us 🤣

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    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks the one guys being given a wedgie.

    Nikole
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “You switched the [signs]!”

    Strahd Ivarius
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and the QR codes are upside-down...

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of playground has explanations on posts? Can't kids figure stuff out on their own anymore? Has that knowledge been lost?

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    #51

    In 1731 The King Of Sweden Sent A Taxidermist His Pet Lion Who Died. This Is What Was Sent Back. It’s Currently On Display At A Formal Royal Residence

    In 1731 The King Of Sweden Sent A Taxidermist His Pet Lion Who Died. This Is What Was Sent Back. It’s Currently On Display At A Formal Royal Residence

    JohnnyRico92 Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1731, the dey of Algiers presented King Frederick I of Sweden with a lion, one of the first lions in Scandinavia. When the lion died, it was stuffed and mounted; however, the taxidermist and the museum-keepers had never actually seen a lion before, and did not know how they were supposed to look.The taxidermist mostly based the reconstruction off of historic artwork of lions. As a result, the resulting mount was especially anatomically inaccurate, most apparent in its face.

    Sid
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What troubles me about this is that they had the body right there... Did they look at it and think pshaw.. That can't be right, let's fix it?

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do we know that this isn't the way the lion really looked????

    Naomi Cline
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    taxidermy has come A LONG way since the 18th century

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing lost few... a lot of chromozomes in the process.

    Anička
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The meat museum in my town has a collection of 'monsters' that were stuffed and carted around (e.g. rabbita with fangs, ducks with antlers,etc). a lot are actually quite good, but i forget the years, 1800s?

    Joe Standford
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well , what did you expect in the .middle ages? This was probably the height of excellence then.

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    #52

    Op's Apartment Installed New Siding And Choked Their Ac Unit By Enclosing It

    Op's Apartment Installed New Siding And Choked Their Ac Unit By Enclosing It

    Sorry_Sorry_Im_Sorry Report

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    #53

    Math, Not Even Once!

    Math, Not Even Once!

    dearlyneighbor778 Report

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My woes are multiplying because of all the division. Does that count???

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be going off on a tangent, but some might regard your remark as a radical expression and a bad sine to the worst degree. Try to integrate some congruency into your life by differentiating between positives and negatives and knowing about limits.

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    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyscalculia is a thing. I've got it, it DOES make life pretty rough XD

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mila Kunis has trouble with addition.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always seen addition as a positive

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've got a serious math problem

    Landithy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel this. I'm bad at math too.

    #54

    This Is At My Blind School. Really Accessible

    This Is At My Blind School. Really Accessible

    thegunner137 Report

    Roborowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's entrance 9 3/4. You have to run 🏃

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has a dark sense of humor

    Miss Mali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever did this is going to hell!!!

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm legally blind but I can still see.

    #55

    The Roundest Table I Ever Did See

    The Roundest Table I Ever Did See

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the Deadpool Wolverine tables

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    #56

    I'm Sorry, But Something Went Wrong In Product Development

    I'm Sorry, But Something Went Wrong In Product Development

    reddit.com Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when your patient can’t pay

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American health care system, don't play. 😳

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    Nikki Bastian
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the obvious, but .. are those bowling pins?

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The gun Is not even the weirdest thing here

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoot the ducks and while juggling bowling pins. Then you qualify for surgeon kit.

    Jrdiver
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be the Team Fortress 2 Doctor....

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when your patient breaks their leg!

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vintage* doctor kit. It cures communism.

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    #57

    Damn Printing It The Right Way Around Was Too Hard

    Damn Printing It The Right Way Around Was Too Hard

    RedTrian Report

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who made the sign did not speak English so the bin didn't stand a chance.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not that’s the problem.

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    #58

    Terrorizing The Children With This One

    Terrorizing The Children With This One

    professionalNEIGHer Report

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In more ways than one. Or is that a carrot with ears?

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it looks like some big smiley club smashed the elephant's face in. XD

    #59

    A Professional Wiring Of A Satellite Dish

    A Professional Wiring Of A Satellite Dish

    throwaway4gta2000 Report

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Direct tv had a 3rd party contractor come out to do an installation, this is exactly what he did, he told us he’s not going to get paid for the job because he was 1 hour over schedule

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo..Direct gets to replace the window...right?

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    Aquarium Fuzz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it take 8 tries, or does a satellite dish really need 8 cables?

    Celesta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe there were 8 devices/receivers it needed to go to

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    #60

    Men Clothes

    Men Clothes

    RoiHurlemort Report

    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it could be for trans men or men with big chests?

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't George Costanza's dad "invent" this? I think he wanted to call it the "mansier" and Kramer suggested calling it a "bro"...

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes the perfect gift for my uncle. A lacy bra.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought for a minute the joke was the 2 men with 1 arm & hand between them!

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the bro section from Seinfeld

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    #61

    Concentrating The Rain Into A Refreshing Seated Shower

    Concentrating The Rain Into A Refreshing Seated Shower

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    Jed
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The double railing prevents anyone from sitting on the bench anyway.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seated shower, or standing up dry-ish, which do you prefer?

    #62

    Trains Too Big For Tunnels

    Trains Too Big For Tunnels

    Set_in_Stone- Report

    James016
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, they caught this in the design stage, none of these trains had been built yet.

    Tanya Venter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In South Africa trains were bought for millions of Rands and do not fit on our train tracks. Our counrty can not afford this! No one resighned or was fired!

    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The new buses were too tall for the bus stations in DC. Discovered after the buses were purchased.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a common problem during the 19th Century in every country that had trains.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something the T in Boston would do.....

    Uncommon Boston
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The T is better than many transit systems. Seriously.

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    #63

    Floor In My Apartment Building

    Floor In My Apartment Building

    cekosfranz Report

    mhoulden
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fixed that for you.The original isn't perfectly square so this is the best I could do Tiles-646b...09-png.jpg Tiles-646b3c2ed7e09-png.jpg

    Ur worth it
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would annoy me to DEATH!!! 💀

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a flaw in your floor.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People must do this on purpose, right?

    Vasana Phong
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought maybe it was a spare for the floor, but never mind

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    #64

    When I Tried To Cut The Cheese…

    When I Tried To Cut The Cheese…

    After-Boysenberry-96 Report

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    #65

    Just Looking For An Accident

    Just Looking For An Accident

    Browndog888 Report

    zububonsai
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😳. But... but.... Uff. I'm not a craftsman but even I can see that there are two options to install the stairs and *t h i s* is the wrong one. 🫣

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably because the other side didn't have an overhang and they couldn't figure out how to attach it.

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are the stringers upside down?!

    #66

    So... How Does It Work?

    So... How Does It Work?

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Schrödinger’s artificials

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one you can trust more than Nestle.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The picture is at an angle where you can't see the asterisk beside the "no artificials" part - see the part beneath the circle that says " *No artificial colors or sweeteners. Added colors from natural sources."

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The flavour is articial, the ingredients are not - Artificial vanilla flavour for example is created by mold that feeds on wood, which technically is a natural ingredient

    Sherry Errera
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural color from crushed beetle carcass...maybe.

    #67

    I Don't Think They Even Tried

    I Don't Think They Even Tried

    mmmmmmmmmmmo Report

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once a pupil's mother sent me a text and ended it with the word: 'mum'. My toxic mother died over a year ago and seeing a text like that made feel weird. The texting mother is from Ukraine, so Polish is a foreign language to her, but still.

    BarBeeGirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    called my boss mum once by accident and now she refers to my paycheque as my allowance-- @suecorvette

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find it really funny that people will want their titles named all the times but this one doesn't. If a reporter was writing something about soccer and a lady, he would call her "soccer mom"; a guy went into election here with "dr." on his adverts; they are a patient in an hospital and want to be called doctor even they are not a medical doctor. If someone was complaining about some weirdos in the children's park, they say "Mother of two, Sarah Whiteley ..." - I don't see anything wrong with it. But HERE? Wow, that's hilarious.

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, the Metro is a free newspaper and even then it's over-charging.

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: One of her kids wrote the article.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That playground thing is wrong.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very first word of the subtitle starts by calling her "Mum" .. the very thing she was complaining about.

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    #68

    They Put The Lamp... Under The Ceiling

    They Put The Lamp... Under The Ceiling

    B0dis Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they put the lamp OVER the ceiling.

    Con O Cuinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe up and down are different there, but to me that seems to be above the ceiling

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This engineer was clearly autistic. This is cozy lighting

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an ugly lamp...they didn't want you to see it.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To filter the harmful fluorescent rays.

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    #69

    Did They Really Not Think Before They Wrote That Down?

    Did They Really Not Think Before They Wrote That Down?

    NotSpanishInqusition Report

    Delta Dawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    look there are exactly two choices: non-binary haircuts for women and non-binary haircuts for men /s

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda makes sense? Like enbys who were women? (if this is offensive sorry! I'll delete it)

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didnt know the meaning of non-binary

    Mia G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downwote me as much as you want but I really think this no binary no gender etc has gone way too far

    Leigh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Non.binary means a person who doesn't identify as a gender.

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it? Ive been told by a lgbtq+ friend that certain haircuts are reserved for them.

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are, but this says 'for women'.

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    #70

    To Promote A Beard Friendly Sunscreen

    To Promote A Beard Friendly Sunscreen

    koios1031 Report

    Nurichwersonst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its invisible-beard-friendly. Nothing wrong with this.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have ALL been invisible for well over 50 years tho...

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    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was supposed to be invisible beard, friendly sunscreen

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sunscreen comes with a box to keep your beard in when it falls off so it is safe

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone says something funny.

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    #71

    Mittens, No!!

    Mittens, No!!

    Hugosimpon Report

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps the cat is trained not to sit on the sofa (yeah, right lol).

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not grey, either. Probably not even soft.

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    #72

    This Is Acceptable :(

    This Is Acceptable :(

    bitchy_buffoon Report

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    #73

    My Girlfriend's Boss Gift

    My Girlfriend's Boss Gift

    Ruzzo3_14 Report

    Lame Llama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look again! It's not about the motivation quotes.

    bi_mushr00m
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw that... i may or may not be blind.... took me 10 MINUTES

    madeline
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe she sleeps from 12 am to 12pm

    Deta Rossiter
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    keep Chugging................................

    Abel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds awful and very very wrong

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's very pretty... but the lines are totally useless.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goal is to get the boss a dictionary

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 8, 9, 10 &11 are supposed to be AM and then at 1pm you refill and go to the next column... good luck getting any sleep... you'll be going to the bathroom all night.

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    #74

    Designed The Restaurant Menus, Boss

    Designed The Restaurant Menus, Boss

    nochancess Report

    MasterProcrastinator
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love their Entree Here. It only costs Price Here

    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And have you tried the Add Drink Name Here? It's at a really amazing price of only Price Here!

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    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to think the name of the restaurant is "Logo Here". XD

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're having dinner at 'Restaurant Logo Here' tonight. Apparently it cost them a fortune to change the sign outside.

    #75

    Is The Ink Edible?

    Is The Ink Edible?

    jarajara1861 Report

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, at least some supermarkets in Germany are busy with developing this. Have seen this on apples.

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    #76

    Percy Jackson And The The Last Olympian??

    Percy Jackson And The The Last Olympian??

    Nitroid_X Report

    Leanna Krys
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took me forever to notice the 2 'the's...i was wondering how Olympian was spelled wrong, lol

    JoNo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't even notice it in the heading lol.

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    Annabeth Chase
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just checked my copy and it’s the same, can’t believe I didn’t notice it

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually such a common typo, especially with the new ones that are made by a robot. both my friends and myself have books with this typo.

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    #77

    Yuppa. That Looks About Right For A Girl's Height [crosspost From Facebook. Not Op]

    Yuppa. That Looks About Right For A Girl's Height [crosspost From Facebook. Not Op]

    tyw7 Report

    Tiramisu 🇵🇸
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much any physics problem be like:

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone thought that five feet is the same as 5 meters. 😁

    #78

    Kit Kat Without The Wafer

    Kit Kat Without The Wafer

    SpicyTortillass Report

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got one of those once. It was amazing. Felt like Charlie Bucket or something, I tell you whut. I bore my friends about it to this day whenever the subject of chocklit bars comes up.

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are the neurodivergents gonna eat it now?? Iykyk

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a Kit-Kat I can eat, I can't have biscuit because I'm celiac. (Can't have gluten.)

    Seymoura Butts
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like he has Marfans syndrome. Might just be the angle but it looks like it.

    #79

    Exactly What I Asked For!

    Exactly What I Asked For!

    Magical_Potat0e Report

    Red Wyvern Emperor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like even google is fed up with America's imperial system. XD

    Máté Jancsek
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    google urges you to finally use the metric system

    Charley128
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Designing the length of the Guillotine when the revolution comes?

    nbfresh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you are simply referring to bozo(s), the second biggest blemish on the butt of global society, the greediest and most vile man in the world, and not to all americans in general.

    David Wambold
    Community Member
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    5.6 feet Ugly American

    E Eng
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you saying Americans are ugly or he is ugly

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    #80

    To Drive A Truck

    To Drive A Truck

    TheOnlyVibemaster Report

    Mary Peace
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That wouldn't work, because they'd seen the paper and discussed the questions and answers.

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    #81

    We Don't Care If You Like "Avatar" Or If You Like "Avatar"

    We Don't Care If You Like "Avatar" Or If You Like "Avatar"

    My_Redditor_Username Report

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The graphic on the front is from the James Cameron movie series, "Avatar". But the label inside refers to the animated cartoon "Avatar: The Last Airbender". They are not even remotely connected/similar to each other, but the company who made the shirt screwed up XD

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    Kitten of Flames (she/they)
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... AtLA is clearly better... how could they have sinned like this?? (the way i say this having not seen the blue people avatar XD)

    VonBlade
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've seen Pocahontas it's that but with blue people and 12 hours long.

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    #82

    One Of My Coworkers Accepted This As A Looney (Canadian $1)

    One Of My Coworkers Accepted This As A Looney (Canadian $1)

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    #83

    My Ice Cream Sandwich Only Came With One Chocolate Part

    My Ice Cream Sandwich Only Came With One Chocolate Part

    Pokegamerguy Report

    Nikki Sevven
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a Danish ice cream sandwich, obv.

    Dreaming Spirit
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    High five from Poland! Our sandwiches have only one piece of bread at the bottom, too :)

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    #84

    “Hung Up The Flags Boss”

    “Hung Up The Flags Boss”

    Phantom-pheonex Report

    Lakota Wolf
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But what else is good at WcDonalds if not the Big Wac?!

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    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    International sign for distress, so is it the franchisee, or the employee?

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Internation sign for the ice cream machine isn't working again.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I know, but we've just been sold to Wendy's."

    SeaJaySea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wc'Donalds!!! What are your orders everyone?

    NonFiltered GoldFish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because they are sponsoring a new thing. I think it’s Wicked? Correct me if I’m wrong.

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    #85

    Something Isn’t Adding Up

    Something Isn’t Adding Up

    IndependentFresh6865 Report

    FreddyB
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulations on a 1000 years Disney!!!

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1 jan 1920 till 31 dec 2019 = 100 years

    White Sauce Hot Sauce
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is that it says 100 decades, which would be 1000 years.

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    Nurichwersonst
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100 Decades are 1.000 years... 🤭

    Natalie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn’t even 10 decades…. It started in 1920s so it would be 100 years in the 2020s

    Jameer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there are 2 things wrong with this. 1. 2020's not included 2. "Decades" is written and not "Years"

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more you look at this the worse it gets.

    Lindy Mac
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see what they made but they do not see what they did.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if DeSantis has his way.

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    #86

    Modern Art I Guess

    Modern Art I Guess

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    Stardust she/her
    Community Member
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can see the emotions being conveyed by the artist in this splendid display of street art

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dis-junction of the paint mirrors the dis-junction of the artist's soul

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    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    DIY pavement, for jigsaw addicts.

    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a handicap sign but the guy had too many shots that day and could not put it back as it was.

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depiction of the fragmentation of the individual in modern society. Or else a depiction of a modern screw-up.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leftover bricks from another job?

    #87

    News Images

    News Images

    Rouge_Writer Report

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And of course, politicians are once again blaming videogames..... when will it stop!!!! jk

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    #88

    Something’s Wrong, I Can Feel It

    Something’s Wrong, I Can Feel It

    HotGarbage2020 Report

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    #89

    What In The World Network…

    What In The World Network…

    4reddityo Report

    Atero
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Central signal distribution would be my guess. Crashing it would mean what as soon as device detects no signal on one of the displays it either throws warning on all of them or blanks them for some sort of confirmation. Saw something similar in cheap multi display controllers (when you have multiple displays arranged in clusters to display one big image). If one cable goes bad or disconnects - whole cluster blacks out.

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    Vexorg2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet someone tried to plug in their Fire stick

    Gabby Ghoul
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in IT and this sounds dubious.

    Matthew Smyth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It crashed coz the driver was a loaf of bread.

    deejak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops that was me, sorry.

    #90

    One $10m Chance To Make An Appropriate Mlk Statue

    One $10m Chance To Make An Appropriate Mlk Statue

    casmith12 Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knows it is not a flexible penis, but what is it?

    Amanda Rose
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's supposed to be a depiction of MLK hugging his wife.

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    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that title as "milk statue" and was hella confused. :)

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t believe it was approved in the spec stages.

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embrace

    #91

    iPhone 14 In The Apple Store Shows “Let’s Explore iPhone 13” When Tapped

    iPhone 14 In The Apple Store Shows “Let’s Explore iPhone 13” When Tapped

    AppleGuySL Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "God damn it, Nigel! You were supposed to reset the version to 14 at the same time as installing the obsolescence software. This won't be fixed until we release the iPhone 400"

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    #92

    I Don't Think Thats Quite It

    I Don't Think Thats Quite It

    melonemann2 Report

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the national animal of Germany is Satan?

    Colin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    European lions were hunted to extinction over a thousand years ago, so yes England did have lions at one point (same with wolves and bears). The three lions, as shown on the national football team logo, is probably in reference to the three lions that Fredrick II gave to Henry III.

    Lord of the laserprinter.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically it is a German flag. Just not a recent one.

    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention how many lions we DON'T have wandering around the UK ... (I know it's the national symbol of England,, but all the others here depict animals which are found in that country).

    Jude Corrigan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scotland has a unicorn though, so I don't think that the country has to have the animal living in that country, for it to be the national animal.

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    °CORLEONE°
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like the Iraqi flag if I am not mistaken.

    Matthew Smyth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All they need now is a picture of putin holding the russian flag

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People may think it's the outdated flag of the German Reich - but in fact they put the wrong country under the picture, it should be Yemen

    STress
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not only the German flag is outdated, it's also upside-down...

    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not upside down, it's just the flag of Yemen

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    #93

    Weirdest Straws I Ever Saw

    Weirdest Straws I Ever Saw

    vaminion Report

    Glengoolie Blue
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like they're mislabeled.

    Katy Cordeth
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha ha, someone put the things in the wrong thing! By way of explanation, Pandas, the ketchup cups should have been placed in the left thing, whereas conversely the straws should be in the right thing! Classic comedy right here. I'm gonna tweet this to Greg Gutfeld.

    #94

    They Could Have Made It 20 But They Did Not

    They Could Have Made It 20 But They Did Not

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'cos 20 is just that little bit too loud innit

    Alicat Wombat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re saying the halfway point of the volume range should be an even number

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    #95

    I Mean, It's Not That Bad

    I Mean, It's Not That Bad

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They became obsolete before they could open the last box

    Verena
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the problem? Without context, could be delivery for work or school, even though it seems to be a private garage

    Lakota Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Reddit: "We ordered a grill. Got 300 iPads"

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    GPZ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just realised that they don't include the charger cable

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