When you lie on your resume and still get the job

Bob- is that your reflection on the car?

The future is bright, just not long

Don't see what's wrong - if their feet are like that they need all the help they can get.

Not only did Dr Frankenstein reanimate a human body, he wrote a book about the woman that wrote his story. It's a real mind trip.

On my way right now! Thank you for the sign, universe

Ah yes, because effort doesn't require effort

The famous bird floor

I'll tell you what... FLAT EARTHERS!

From the future- should read 3939-3945

How nice of them!

Hot Wheels

Let me guess, Australia??

I see nothing wrong here. It says 'Ragile Handle Ith care'. I don't know what language it is, but clearly it means 'Sorry for damaging your box'.

The piano needs tuning 😁

Yes.

That'll be Guinness then.

Mort made him so mad he became over 9000 degrees through sheer anger.

I solved global warming, Boss!

"Eagles"

Upvote for the title 😂

That's the paint guys, it makes people think it's already done

Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

You print these labels off yourself in tesco! This was done on purpose

Wharton High School QTABTS

this makes me irrationally uncomfortable

Whoever did this should be forced to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw every day for the rest of their life.

Go asleep to stay awake.

It's fine. It's in Australia.

Easy fix. Change the graphics.

Sounds like something a dad would do

Intelligent motorways are only as intelligent as the clown typing the messages.

Batgirl goes in and out a skylight perhaps.

it leads to batgirl’s bathroom

I’m richer than the US! I have $25! 🤣

They accidentally milked a normal cow instead of a brown one.

Dude just sneezed while they were taking the picture. It twanged back onto his face a second after this was taken. He swore quietly to himself, but carried on as if nothing had happened. Or it's the photoshop thing.

This thing is going through a crisis of sorts

They knew what they were doing

Chicken can be a drink if you put it in a blender

They were vegan pigs. So it's ok.

Error I presume. There are no pork extracts in any of the ingredients. Mind you, this is a sticker from a product that can be imported into Malaysia, where companies have to warn for non-halal ingredients. This might just be printed onto a standard "non-halal" format sticker.

The noodles themselves are vegan... not everything in the meal, though

The alcohol helps you to forget about the pork.

The last year I went to the EPCOT food and wine festival they had a vegan savory pie. That was then topped with pork sausage.

and alchohal?

Where's the alcohol?

I don't think I want pork in my alcohol.

Interesting that the ingredients don't list pork...

Just the noodles, not the entire soup

Probably correct. . . the noodles are Vegan. . . ?

Alcohol?