When you lie on your resume and still get the job

Bob- is that your reflection on the car?

The future is bright, just not long

Don't see what's wrong - if their feet are like that they need all the help they can get.

Not only did Dr Frankenstein reanimate a human body, he wrote a book about the woman that wrote his story. It's a real mind trip.

On my way right now! Thank you for the sign, universe

Ah yes, because effort doesn't require effort

The famous bird floor

I'll tell you what... FLAT EARTHERS!

From the future- should read 3939-3945

How nice of them!

Hot Wheels

Let me guess, Australia??

I see nothing wrong here. It says 'Ragile Handle Ith care'. I don't know what language it is, but clearly it means 'Sorry for damaging your box'.

USPS at their best! My sister sent me 3 boxes for Christmas labeled "fragile" and "this side up" and they came upside down and looking like they had been through a war zone

"Who the heck is Care and why do I have to handle this box with him? Also, what's "fra-gee-lee" mean?"

I have gotten many of these and you can tell what happened is that your box got put on a truck first and then other heavier boxes got put on top of and next to it and as the truck was driving around, the weight shifted and your box got smooshed

Ragile, sounds Italian...

oh so im not the only person who does this

EXACTLY WHY I NEVER PUT FRAGILE ON A PACKAGE....

Crushed with all the care they could give it!

I've gotten a few too many like this. Ouch.

I've had that happen more than once!

At least it arrived on time,.

Its giving Fed Ex

Well that's definitely going back to where it was ordered from!!!

Every one knows, If you put Fragile and Handle with care stickers on any parcel. It is an open invitation to bash them and toss them around.

Ace Ventura Delivery

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Unless that was an actual accordion I want a damn return!

Fra-gi-le. Must be Italian

Ace Ventura delivered this!

some settling of contents during shipping and all that.

Once a delivery guy left my damaged parcel in front of my door, didn't ring the bell or knock and just ran away.

THIS is why you don't put "Fragile, Handle with Care" on your packages. They deliberately WON'T.

Is this FedEx?

The piano needs tuning 😁

Yes.

That'll be Guinness then.

Mort made him so mad he became over 9000 degrees through sheer anger.

I solved global warming, Boss!

"Eagles"

Upvote for the title 😂

That's the paint guys, it makes people think it's already done

Tell me you're a vampire without telling me you're a vampire

You print these labels off yourself in tesco! This was done on purpose

Wharton High School QTABTS

this makes me irrationally uncomfortable

Whoever did this should be forced to complete a 1000 piece jigsaw every day for the rest of their life.

Go asleep to stay awake.

It's fine. It's in Australia.