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#2

I Hate Having To Explain To Everyone Why I Wear A Hijab But If Everyone Must Know: Voldemort Has Possessed Me And His Face Is Living On The Back Of My Head

Final score:

96points

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Josie Coffman 7 years ago

I love her. lol.

37points

#3

High School Was Easy. It Was Like Riding A Bike. Except The Bike Was On Fire & The Ground Was On Fire & Everything Was On Fire Because It Was Hell

Final score:

93points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

And those are supposed to be the best years of your life.! :O

19points

#4

I'm That Nigerian Prince That Keeps Emailing You

Final score:

91points

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Marika Stanway 7 years ago

Lol!

23points

#5

The 's' Is Silent

Final score:

83points

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Pamela Chang 7 years ago

lollllllllll

33points

#6

I Went Through Four Years Of High School Without Having Bad Hair Day

Final score:

80points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

Alopecia... the plus side.

26points

#7

Just Because You're A Trash Doesn't Mean You Can't Do Great Things. It's Called Garbage Can, Not Garbage Cannot

Final score:

80points

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Sarah Laurent 7 years ago

L.O.V.E.

22points

#8

Master Has Given Megan A High School Diploma, Megan Is Freeeee!

Final score:

76points

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Jackie Huffstutler 7 years ago

until Megan goes to college...

25points

#9

We Are Not Related

Final score:

74points

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Michał Stuczkowski 7 years ago

I am curious what is above Theresa :D

36points

#10

No, I Did Not Have A Farm

Final score:

72points

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Greta Bu 7 years ago

Never too late though

19points

#11

The Happier We Get, The Less We See #asian #life

Final score:

63points

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Marika Stanway 7 years ago

Giggle 😂

16points

#12

I Got A Haircut And No One Noticed

Final score:

62points

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Débora Gualberto 7 years ago

The best part is that it looks like she's smirking, wich goes very well with the quote XD

23points

#13

'don't Use That Stupid Lumberjack Photo' -Mom

Final score:

61points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

:D Hahahahaha.! Attaboy.

16points

#14

I Am Not Amith. I Am A Legend

Final score:

61points

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pay1370 7 years ago

the mustache is what makes it perfect

26points

#15

I Am Not Vegetarian Because I Love Animals; I Am A Vegetarian Because I Hate Plants

Final score:

58points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

That's a far better reason.

18points

#16

I Got Kicked Out Of Hogwarts For Using Black Magic

Final score:

55points

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Hello Sīyī 7 years ago

What a cool name this wizard has!

19points

#17

I Like My Coffee Like I Like My Women, I Don't Like Coffee

Final score:

55points

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Lauren Southwood 7 years ago

Should be "I like my women the same way as I like my coffee... I drink tea..." 😅

16points

#18

I Was Planned. I Was Not.

Final score:

54points

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Pamela Chang 7 years ago

ha!

19points

#19

Of Course I Dress Well, I Didn't Spend All The Time In The Closet For Nothing

Final score:

54points

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Megan Mashedpotatoes 7 years ago

Majestic.

17points

#20

"Why You No Doctor Yet?" - Dad

Final score:

53points

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Pamela Chang 7 years ago

lmao

22points

#21

I Hear Everything

Final score:

50points

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Joara Torres 7 years ago

I'm crying here. Help.

8points

#22

"No, Xenia, Your Senior Quote Can't Be 'fries Before Guys.'"- Dad

Final score:

50points

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Julia Wolfe 7 years ago

Go Xenia!

15points

#23

I Started High School With Straight A's, Now I'm Not Even Straight

Final score:

46points

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Megan Mashedpotatoes 7 years ago

THAT. IS. SO. ME. XD

14points

#24

The Next Quote Is A Lie. The Previous Quote Is Telling The Truth

Final score:

46points

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Shauday Smith 7 years ago

it's like that riddle from the Labyrinth.

11points

#25

Why Fall In Love When You Can Fall Asleep

Final score:

44points

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Khanh Phan 7 years ago

Good point

16points

#26

I Asked God For A Bike, But I Know God Doesn't Work That Way, So I Stole A Bike And Asked God For Forgiveness

Final score:

44points

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Michael Schnoor 7 years ago

does this guy look like chris tucker to anyone else lol?

16points

#27

Ctrl + C , Ctrl + V

Final score:

43points

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Erza 7 years ago

"Darwin and Dollar, because I want one smart son and one rich son."

55points

#28

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I'm Black

Final score:

40points

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Konstantinos Argyriou 7 years ago

Black Ryan Reynolds?

8points

#29

My A's Turned To B's And So Did My Grades, God Bless

Final score:

40points

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Kristi Zoebelein 7 years ago

This one took way too long to figure out LOL.

13points

#30

Waking Up Is The Second Hardest Thing In The Morning

Final score:

39points

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Lunar 7 years ago

I don't get it?

8points

#31

Education Is Important But Big Biceps Are Importanter

Final score:

39points

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Crnka Belgia 7 years ago

you convinced me alright :D

9points

#32

I've Been A Ho My Whole Life

Final score:

38points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

That's what deed polls are for.

5points

#33

You Got To Enjoy The Little Things In Life, Like Blowing Bubbles. They Call Me Bubbles In The Classroom, Because I'm Always Rising To The Top

Final score:

38points

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Khanh Phan 7 years ago

"the little things" 😂

17points

#34

Honey! Where Is My Super Suit!!!

Final score:

38points

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Joelyn Kitzmiller 7 years ago

Perfect!

12points

#35

I Hate My Name

Final score:

37points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

You can change your name. Unfortunately, you can't change your parents.

10points

#36

I Spent 113,880 Hours Of My Life For A Paper And A Handshake

Final score:

37points

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Thi Bu 7 years ago

That sounds like a waste of time...

8points

#37

It's Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male

Final score:

36points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

That is hilarious. Zachary, you the man!

3points

#38

I Had To Put My Grades Up For Adoption Because I Couldn't Raise Them

Final score:

36points

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Thi Bu 7 years ago

Genius!

8points

#39

I Would Like To Thank My Arms For Always Being By My Side. My Legs Forh Always Supporting Me And Finally My Fingers; Because I Could Always Count On Them

Final score:

34points

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Lauren Southwood 7 years ago

You only have one finger? 😅

6points

#40

Yes, That Is My Actual Last Name

Final score:

33points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

Plus I look like Matthew Broderick.

3points

#41

'just Give Me My Diploma And Pronounce My Name Correctly' - Every African Kid Ever

Final score:

32points

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WhiteFox 6 years ago

thats me with people pronouncing my last name

5points

#42

Daniel And The Cooler Daniel

Final score:

31points

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Just Sonya 3 years ago

KANYE WEST WHO?!?

1point

#43

I'm Only 3 1/2 Minutes Younger... Best 3 1/2 Minutes Of My Life

Final score:

29points

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Steve Bowman 7 years ago

You only understand this if you are a sibling.

11points

#44

Knock Knock. Who's There? Not The Triplets. We Graduated

Final score:

29points

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Miriam L 7 years ago

Nice coordination and team effort!

8points

#45

"What Is Better? To Be Born Good Or To Overcome Your Evil Nature Through Great Effort?" - Paarthurnax, Skyrim

Final score:

28points

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Lauren Southwood 7 years ago

She's got an Emma stone smile 😁

17points

#46

Bet You Didn't Know This Was Even An Option

Final score:

27points

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Mashed...you expext it to be potato but NO it will be...KFC 7 years ago

Did it

9points

#47

"You Can't See Me" - John Cena

Final score:

27points

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Patrick Bateman 7 years ago

Freedom of religion. Read a book.

5points

#48

I Always Knew Brooke Would End Up On Top Of Me

Final score:

26points

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Annie 7 years ago

Win!

8points

#49

Sometimes When My Neighbor Is Gone, I Roll Around In Her Garden And Pretend I'm A Carrot

Final score:

24points

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pay1370 7 years ago

life goals

11points

#50

I Look Better In Person

Final score:

22points

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Abigail Franlkin 2 years ago

cheers mate

1point

#51

I Do Have A Soul

Final score:

22points

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Thi Bu 7 years ago

It tasted delicious!

6points

#52

"you're An Asian, Not A B-sian."

Final score:

16points

Vinny Arciaga

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PyroarRanger 6 years ago

Sounds like me.

1point

#53

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulphur Iodine Mendelevium Oxygen Neon

Final score:

6points

Ansdim

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Ahyran J Mat 7 years ago

F*****K Bi Tc He S I Md O Ne

17points