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Let's face it – animals rule the Internet. No matter how much new and authentic content there is online, we always come back to cute pictures of pets. Whether they're cute, acting derpy or looking slightly threatening. Cats and dogs will always be on top of the world of the Internet. The same goes for Bored Panda as well.

This time, we're featuring the best new contributions to the "What’s Wrong With Your Dog" subreddit! And don't get alarmed – I'm sure most of these dogs are just acting foolishly to have some fun. Nothing at all is actually wrong with them. So are you ready to see some pooches acting weird and silly? Then, without further ado, scroll down and see these doggos in some nonsensical places and positions.

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Shhh, She Thinks She’s Hiding. You Gotta Act Surprised When She Comes Out And Say “There You Are!” And She Will Do Happy Zooms

Shhh, She Thinks She’s Hiding. You Gotta Act Surprised When She Comes Out And Say “There You Are!” And She Will Do Happy Zooms

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Please Rest Your Gaze On This Majestic Creature

Please Rest Your Gaze On This Majestic Creature

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Dogs do weird stuff, that's true. That's also one of the reasons we love them. Interestingly, many of these odd behaviors are fairly logical and explainable. Ever wondered why your dog likes to eat grass so much? Why is the bathroom garbage so appealing to your pooch? 

Read on and find out what's the reason behind these and other strange behaviors our dogs exhibit. Below you'll find some things dogs do that we, owners, find peculiar, but that have very reasonable explanations behind them.

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My Allergic Baby

My Allergic Baby

Poor baby has allergies and needs to use an asthma inhalor twice a day. We taped it to a bottle so the air wont get away, and also put tape around the edges so it wont cut her nose. She alway gets the zoomies after

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Tabitha
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You should patent that design, if one doesn’t already exist (if it does, it’s probably expensive, so your workaround would be a bargain).

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“Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls”

“Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls”

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Let's start with the intense eye contact. There are three instances when your dog might look at you in an unusual way. When they get scolded, when they're pooping or they're just watching you getting ready.

The guilty look in a dog's eyes is a response from an immediate or past negative reaction from the owner. They give those guilty eyes as they await a response. If your pooch is looking at you while they're pooping – they're looking for signs of danger. 

At that moment, they trust you to defend them. And the constant looking at you at home is just always being ready for affection, treats or food. A dog behavior expert Madeline Friedman told The Dodo that some dogs also might expect a reward for doing their business outside.

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What Kind Of Dog Is This? It Really Likes The Doghouse

What Kind Of Dog Is This? It Really Likes The Doghouse

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#8

Clyde Trying To Remember Where He Left His Last Brain Cell

Clyde Trying To Remember Where He Left His Last Brain Cell

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#9

Went Inside For A Beer, Came Back Outside To An Intervention

Went Inside For A Beer, Came Back Outside To An Intervention

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What about the crazy running around, back and forth either inside or outside? The "zoomies," as professionals call them, are random bursts of hyperactivity. "They are bursts of energy like a volcano. Energy builds up then there is the expression and release of that energy," Certified Applied Animal Behaviorist Jill Goldman, Ph.D., told the American Kennel Club.

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My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture

My Sister Just Sent Me This Picture

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Double Standards

Double Standards

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Alexia
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're the head of the "pack". You don't lick faces, you receive licks :)

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This next one is why most cats in cartoons look down on dogs as dumb – chasing their tail. There are two completely benign reasons for it: either they're looking to expend some energy or want the owner's attention.

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But it also can become something worth serious concern. Veterinarians say some dogs might do it because they have OCD. If a dog does it excessively or injures himself, go see a vet.

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My Parent's 110lb Cane Corso Likes To Sit On The Center Console Like A Cat

My Parent's 110lb Cane Corso Likes To Sit On The Center Console Like A Cat

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Our next category is the munchies. The first one on the menu – grass. Many owners might become concerned when their pet starts crunching the green stuff, but it's not always a red flag. Dr. Leanne Jakubowsky, DVM told Business Insider that dogs use grass as a purgative.

Apparently, it helps them "clear out foreign bodies and parasites due to the high fiber content of grasses." Some might also start eating it due to nutritional deficiencies, yet it's less likely since dog food nowadays is well-balanced.

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So Pleased With Himself (Second Photo For Comparison)

So Pleased With Himself (Second Photo For Comparison)

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Trying Work, Get Interrupted By This

Trying Work, Get Interrupted By This

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Some dogs like to munch on non-food items. Toilet paper, stuffed animals, homework – hardly anything is off limits. The behavior when dogs eat things that are not foods is called pica.

PetMD writes that the most common reasons behind it are mental: boredom, depression, anxiety or extreme hunger. It mostly occurs in high-energy breeds (like Labradors) who don't get enough attention and exercise, and lack socialization with other dogs or humans.

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My Dad’s Watering Can Is His Dogs Favorite Toy. I Gave Good Boy A Treat Today And He Couldn’t Decide…

My Dad’s Watering Can Is His Dogs Favorite Toy. I Gave Good Boy A Treat Today And He Couldn’t Decide…

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Gussy Is Unfazed By Stella

Gussy Is Unfazed By Stella

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Gia SDP
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My pitties play like this all the time! I thought they were the only crackheads that did this.

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Other Dogs Give Puppy Dog Eyes. This Is Mine Trying To Charm Me

Other Dogs Give Puppy Dog Eyes. This Is Mine Trying To Charm Me

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The most extreme (and gross) case of pica is when a dog eats its own poop. Coprophagia is the medical term for it and is common with young puppies and nursing females. In fact, it's pretty normal for dog moms – they ingest the stuff while cleaning their pup or stimulating their bowel movement.

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Her Reaction When I Wouldn’t Let Her Crawl Onto My Lap

Her Reaction When I Wouldn’t Let Her Crawl Onto My Lap

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A Picture I Took Of My Dog And Two Dogs I Was Babysitting. (Mine Is The One With Her Head In The German Shepherds Mouth)

A Picture I Took Of My Dog And Two Dogs I Was Babysitting. (Mine Is The One With Her Head In The German Shepherds Mouth)

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Tabitha
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You must know the little dog is the director of this entire scene, and has always been the total boss of the German Shepherd.

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that Shepherd doesn't want this. It isn't inhaling head of small dog. that small dog is headbutting the Shepherd's tonsils.

glowworm2
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course the OP's dog is the one trying to be a lion tamer.

Sharon Kapon
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you were just ok with that? haha XD haha the white one behind is like- "go on, go on, show him what you got"

Barbara R
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dogs do that to the kittens. They never get hurt...wet,,,but never hurt.

JessieJ&LilyLovebug
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11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yep, I can see the decay, sir, and it looks like you will need a filling."

PrettyJoyBird
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Third doggies look means "keep it down you two rascals im tryna watch my show here!"

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Let's move on to some weird behaviors that aren't so stomach-turning. My puppy stashes food and toys in his secret hideout. What's up with that? With all types of hoarding, it comes down to instinct.

Animal Behavior College Dog Trainer Deborah Fenton told the AKC that "most of the time when dogs hide things, they do so because they have an instinct to hoard or guard their food and possessions."

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#25

Everyone, This Is Charlie. She’s Not Always The Most Photogenic

Everyone, This Is Charlie. She’s Not Always The Most Photogenic

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He Doesn’t Trust Me When I Say I Don’t Have Any More Treats

He Doesn’t Trust Me When I Say I Don’t Have Any More Treats

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What Didn't Make Into The Final Photoshoot

What Didn't Make Into The Final Photoshoot

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If there's one thing dogs love, it's marking their territory. That's the reason why they start kicking right after doing their business. Preventative Vet writes that it's how they send a message to other dogs.

"There are scent glands on and in between your dog's paw pads. Scratching the grass after urinating or defecating helps spread the pheromones secreted by these glands around the area."

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He’s Not Allowed On The Couch

He’s Not Allowed On The Couch

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PlatinumThe8-BitCat
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hate that my dogs aren’t allowed on my couch, my mom doesn’t like dogs being on the couch so instead they just lay like this

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#30

That's A Funny Looking Bird 10' Up In That Tree

That's A Funny Looking Bird 10' Up In That Tree

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The last one: splooting. It's a funny resting position where a dog stretches their hind legs while lying down, resulting in a pretty comfortable position.

Experts say that it's a way for doggos to stretch their hip muscles and relieve pressure on their lower and back hips. That's especially true with older dogs.

Another reason can be to cool off – the position exposes more of their skin. My beagle, for example, used to sploot on the cold tiled kitchen floor after coming back from long walks in the hot summer. So that one’s definitely true!

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It's Very Important That Italian Greyhound's Have Their Teeth Brushed

It's Very Important That Italian Greyhound's Have Their Teeth Brushed

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She Went For A Wee But Now She Can't Get Back Because There's A Wee On The Path. Took Her 3 Or 4 Minutes To Psych Herself Up To Walk Over It

She Went For A Wee But Now She Can't Get Back Because There's A Wee On The Path. Took Her 3 Or 4 Minutes To Psych Herself Up To Walk Over It

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#35

She Always Fetches Her Frisby Like This, Can Never Be Normal

She Always Fetches Her Frisby Like This, Can Never Be Normal

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#36

Chloe's Favorite Pastime Is Beating Up Henry. Henry's Favorite Pastime Is Being Beaten Up By Chloe

Chloe's Favorite Pastime Is Beating Up Henry. Henry's Favorite Pastime Is Being Beaten Up By Chloe

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#37

What Is That

What Is That

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Greenmantle
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh my, what a sombre fellow. He would like wonderful with a bowtie and/or butlers cap

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My Dog Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night, Walks Into The Bathroom W/ My Cat, Scratches Furiously At The Bath Mat And Then Walks Back To Her Bed To Sleep. Wtf Is Going On?

My Dog Wakes Up In The Middle Of The Night, Walks Into The Bathroom W/ My Cat, Scratches Furiously At The Bath Mat And Then Walks Back To Her Bed To Sleep. Wtf Is Going On?

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Tabitha
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nightly ritual. Neither of them can get back to sleep without doing it.

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#39

He Loves To Sit In The Car Like A Hooman

He Loves To Sit In The Car Like A Hooman

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Layla Always Insists On Bringing A Toy Outside When She Goes Potty. Anyone Else’s Dog Do This?

Layla Always Insists On Bringing A Toy Outside When She Goes Potty. Anyone Else’s Dog Do This?

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Deborah B
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pooping is a vulnerable time. Just bringing a friend along to stand guard.

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#42

Someone Decided To Eat Our (Non-Toxic!!) Pond Dye

Someone Decided To Eat Our (Non-Toxic!!) Pond Dye

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#44

How My Boyfriends Dog Greets Me

How My Boyfriends Dog Greets Me

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Another Doofus That Lives In My House

Another Doofus That Lives In My House

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#51

He Let Out A Big Sigh After Getting “Comfortable”

He Let Out A Big Sigh After Getting “Comfortable”

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She Refused To Move Until We Took It Off. She Stood There Perfectly Still For 10 Minutes

She Refused To Move Until We Took It Off. She Stood There Perfectly Still For 10 Minutes

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Jay Scales
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if she's ever over-active, you'll know how to calm her down :)

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Persi Refuses To Sit, Lay Down, Or Look Out The Window Like A Normal Dog

Persi Refuses To Sit, Lay Down, Or Look Out The Window Like A Normal Dog

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Put It On Him As A Joke And He Slept Like This For A Solid 30 Minutes

Put It On Him As A Joke And He Slept Like This For A Solid 30 Minutes

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#57

My Foster Dog Scrunches Her Nose Against The Window To Get A Better Look

My Foster Dog Scrunches Her Nose Against The Window To Get A Better Look

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This Dog. Who Does Not Have A Job. Who Doesn't Know What Taxes Are. Who Got To Visit The Garden Center Today. Just. Sighed

This Dog. Who Does Not Have A Job. Who Doesn't Know What Taxes Are. Who Got To Visit The Garden Center Today. Just. Sighed

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#59

Found Him Napping After Calling For Him For An Hour

Found Him Napping After Calling For Him For An Hour

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Tabitha
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11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t let him get used to this. Dryers aren’t beds, and if he burrows down in a pile of clothes you might not see him when you turn the dryer on, doesn’t matter that he’s not a tiny dog.

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Very Sweet Dog We Adopted Back In September

Very Sweet Dog We Adopted Back In September

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