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Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer caught in the headlights, desperately searching for a snappy reply? But here's the thing: that clever comeback doesn't always arrive when we need it most. Instead, it often sneaks up on us when we least expect it. We've all been there, haven't we? But today, let’s pay a tribute to the champions of banter.

Introducing the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, a treasure trove for “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments”. We’ve collected some of the most brilliant ways people have ended disagreements. So buckle up and get ready to dive into the art of winning an argument with style.

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Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush

Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush

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A Congratulations At Least

A Congratulations At Least

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They Didn't See This One Coming

They Didn't See This One Coming

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The subreddit r/MurderedByWords was created back in 2016 and it didn't take much time for it to attract a significant following. Currently, they have a whopping 2.8 million members who share and admire the art of clever comebacks.

"The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished. Now, obviously, there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," the moderators of the subreddit have previously told Bored Panda.

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Look Who Just Discovered Consent

Look Who Just Discovered Consent

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M**dered By Tasty Words

M**dered By Tasty Words

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Aussies Would Like To Have A Word

Aussies Would Like To Have A Word

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While ruthless put-downs might be entertaining online, things work differently when you argue with someone face-to-face. As tension rises and responses become quite personal, you might find yourself seeking common ground rather than tearing each other down.

Arguments can happen unexpectedly in various places: between partners, friends, family members, at work, or even with strangers you've just met. When emotions run high, it's not always easy to keep yourself from losing control. Nevertheless, the wise choice would be to exercise restraint and self-control in such situations.

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Musk Fan Getting M**dered

Musk Fan Getting M**dered

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Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life

Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life

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One Hour Dry Burgers

One Hour Dry Burgers

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Clever put-downs or comebacks might end an argument for good. However, have you ever found yourself re-running the same fight with your partner or family member? It sounds too familiar, right? According to Linda Blair, a chartered clinical psychologist, you don’t have to go on like this. There are many ways to stop the endless quarrel.

Blair, in her insightful piece for The Guardian, suggests six techniques to consider to bring closure to a seemingly endless argument:

  • The DIY approach - Let go of the things that bother you by realizing that the problem lies not in your partner's actions, but in how you react and get annoyed by them.
  • The digging-under approach - If you want to figure out what your argument is really about, your job is to discover the underlying difference that is causing it.
  • The ring-fencing game - You can have an argument at set times and for a set duration.
  • The balancing act - Each partner chooses a behavior they find annoying in the other and suggests a positive alternative. Then, whenever the argument comes up, both partners agree to act in the positive manner instead of arguing.
  • Fifty shades of grey - To approach your argument more calmly, agree to take a break whenever it starts. Wait for at least 20 minutes to let emotions settle down and clear your mind. Then, come together and each suggest five ways the other person could behave or react that wouldn't be upsetting. Keep talking until you find a compromise that works for both of you.
  • The debating game - Both individuals should try to see things from their partner's perspective. Take turns arguing from the other person's side, spending about 10 minutes or until you feel you've explored all perspectives. Then share with your partner what you have learned from this exercise.
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#10

Grandma's Taking No Prisoners

Grandma's Taking No Prisoners

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On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

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Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

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The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

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You're A Figment Of Imagination

You're A Figment Of Imagination

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Without Support From Mom And Dad

Without Support From Mom And Dad

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It's Not The Piece Of Plastic

It's Not The Piece Of Plastic

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When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

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Self-Made Success Story

Self-Made Success Story

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Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer

Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer

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Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?

Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?

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Breed Some Friends

Breed Some Friends

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Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

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Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting

Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting

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It’s Okay Jesse

It’s Okay Jesse

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Parental Disparages

Parental Disparages

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Red State vs. Blue State Problems

Red State vs. Blue State Problems

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People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

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Courage Is All You Need? Huh?

Courage Is All You Need? Huh?

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Seriously? Ireland?!

Seriously? Ireland?!

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Idk If Repost But

Idk If Repost But

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Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil

Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil

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Largest Landowner Gets Owned

Largest Landowner Gets Owned

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Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

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In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

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Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

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Yes, She Deserves Better

Yes, She Deserves Better

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Science V Politics V Religion

Science V Politics V Religion

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He Seems To Be Struggling

He Seems To Be Struggling

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Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

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What's Your Excuse?

What's Your Excuse?

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#41

Education Is Important

Education Is Important

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This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

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Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

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Checkmate, Atheists!

Checkmate, Atheists!

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It's In Her Title

It's In Her Title

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Muh Freedums!!1

Muh Freedums!!1

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He Has Superhuman Reading Speed

He Has Superhuman Reading Speed

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"My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

"My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

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Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

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And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure

And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure

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#51

Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

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That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

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#53

The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

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M**der With Receipts

M**der With Receipts

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Two Flies With One Stone

Two Flies With One Stone

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Nature Is Beautiful

Nature Is Beautiful

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It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

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#58

Maybe Stop Tweeting

Maybe Stop Tweeting

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No, That Can't Be It

No, That Can't Be It

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Absolute Savagery On The "Woke" Battlefront

Absolute Savagery On The "Woke" Battlefront

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And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord

And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord

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Anything But That!

Anything But That!

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We're Like A Family Here

We're Like A Family Here

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Those In Glass Houses

Those In Glass Houses

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President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

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An Inspiration To Us All

An Inspiration To Us All

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Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

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Fanboys Will Fan

Fanboys Will Fan

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So Smart He's S***ting In Buckets

So Smart He's S***ting In Buckets

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It's Almost As If

It's Almost As If

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Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out

Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out

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Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On

Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On

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All Women Are Italian Women

All Women Are Italian Women

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A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office

A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office

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To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

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I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids

I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids

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This Is What I Get For Trying To Facilitate A Bond Between My Dad And My Boyfriend

This Is What I Get For Trying To Facilitate A Bond Between My Dad And My Boyfriend

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“To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”

“To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”

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How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

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The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts

The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts

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Not That Kind, The Other Kind

Not That Kind, The Other Kind

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Yum!

Yum!

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Does This Count As A M**der?

Does This Count As A M**der?

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Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit

Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit

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Brilliant Context

Brilliant Context

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Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

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Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

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He's One Of The Good Ones

He's One Of The Good Ones

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Gyad Dayum

Gyad Dayum

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She Went On A Rampage

She Went On A Rampage

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