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Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer caught in the headlights, desperately searching for a snappy reply? But here's the thing: that clever comeback doesn't always arrive when we need it most. Instead, it often sneaks up on us when we least expect it. We've all been there, haven't we? But today, let’s pay a tribute to the champions of banter.

Introducing the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, a treasure trove for “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments”. We’ve collected some of the most brilliant ways people have ended disagreements. So buckle up and get ready to dive into the art of winning an argument with style.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention people need time to relax. Yes you CAN spend 2 hours a day working on a skill and make noticeable improvements over time, but if those 2 hours are the only leisure hours you have you're just going to burn out.

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    The subreddit r/MurderedByWords was created back in 2016 and it didn't take much time for it to attract a significant following. Currently, they have a whopping 2.8 million members who share and admire the art of clever comebacks.

    "The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished. Now, obviously, there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," the moderators of the subreddit have previously told Bored Panda.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It worries me that there are actually a few people that believe America has some super special rights the rest of the world doesn't. Sure there are countries with significantly fewer rights, but most of the western world have very similar human rights.

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    While ruthless put-downs might be entertaining online, things work differently when you argue with someone face-to-face. As tension rises and responses become quite personal, you might find yourself seeking common ground rather than tearing each other down.

    Arguments can happen unexpectedly in various places: between partners, friends, family members, at work, or even with strangers you've just met. When emotions run high, it's not always easy to keep yourself from losing control. Nevertheless, the wise choice would be to exercise restraint and self-control in such situations.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a smart guy (allegedly), Elon can often be an indescribable moron.

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    Clever put-downs or comebacks might end an argument for good. However, have you ever found yourself re-running the same fight with your partner or family member? It sounds too familiar, right? According to Linda Blair, a chartered clinical psychologist, you don’t have to go on like this. There are many ways to stop the endless quarrel.

    Blair, in her insightful piece for The Guardian, suggests six techniques to consider to bring closure to a seemingly endless argument:

    • The DIY approach - Let go of the things that bother you by realizing that the problem lies not in your partner's actions, but in how you react and get annoyed by them.
    • The digging-under approach - If you want to figure out what your argument is really about, your job is to discover the underlying difference that is causing it.
    • The ring-fencing game - You can have an argument at set times and for a set duration.
    • The balancing act - Each partner chooses a behavior they find annoying in the other and suggests a positive alternative. Then, whenever the argument comes up, both partners agree to act in the positive manner instead of arguing.
    • Fifty shades of grey - To approach your argument more calmly, agree to take a break whenever it starts. Wait for at least 20 minutes to let emotions settle down and clear your mind. Then, come together and each suggest five ways the other person could behave or react that wouldn't be upsetting. Keep talking until you find a compromise that works for both of you.
    • The debating game - Both individuals should try to see things from their partner's perspective. Take turns arguing from the other person's side, spending about 10 minutes or until you feel you've explored all perspectives. Then share with your partner what you have learned from this exercise.
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    #12

    Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

    Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homosexuality is a fantastic way for nature to slow down population growth. Given how overpopulated some parts of the world has become I'd say we'd be better off as a species if more people were homosexual. Now if we can just get rid of b******t laws that make it hard for gays to adopt we could reduce the number of kids in the foster system too.

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    #13

    The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

    The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

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    Without Support From Mom And Dad

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one who confuses Socialism with Communism. Oh dear. 🙄 "In brief, Communism backs full control of the Government across all standards of production and other resources. Socialism exercises adaptable forms of controlling the State."

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    #16

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    #17

    When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet xexxe69 was seething that he couldn't get a rise out of her, she totally murdered his arguments.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bought our first house, was gifted our first house. It's sort of close.

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    Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I saw a gap I a resume I’d ask about it because you never know when they took that time to do something amazing that would help with the role you are looking to fill. A missing year? Did they travel? Learn a new skill? Become stronger in themselves? I once interviewed someone who didn’t put down education he did because it was not in my country, everything counts and makes you the person you are. The gaps count in all sorts of ways, some bad, some amazingly good.

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    #21

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadness and confusion? Have you met my cats? They are a delight! And my niblings and godchildren are lovely too!

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    Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

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    It’s Okay Jesse

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The country is at a place where two parents who love each other also love their children? That sounds fantastic!

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    Red State vs. Blue State Problems

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    People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm very glad that I live in a country where a kid that unnecessarily travelled 100's miles away from home, armed like a soldier, to a protest and then proceeded to shoot people to death in a claimed 'self defence' would not only be convicted of several counts of murder, but would be serving a whole life sentence. I hope the USA can join the civilised world one day.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Dekker451, Rittenhouse was in a state where he didn't reside, with no valid reason to be there, in possession of a weapon that, due to age restrictions, was illegal for him to possess in that state. The miserable little fúck went there with the deliberate intent to kill someone, and he accomplished his goal. Self defense had nothing to do with it. You are a fúcking imbecile.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fuckking hate this kid! And pretty much anybody who supports him!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kyle Rittenhouse is a coward b***h sniveling p**s-a*s waste of space.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He may have gotten away with murder in a legal sense, but the little bastard will have to watch his back for the rest of his miserable, worthless life. There are plenty of people out there who wouldn't mind the opportunity to administer a little home-grown justice.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People like this are why I'm a liberal with an AR15. I f*****g HATE it, but when s**t hits the fan, I'm not going to be outgunned.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do unto others .... I for an I, maybe Kyle will manifest his kingdom come when confronted with a good guy with a gun with a faster draw.

    Ididn'tknowyoucouldaddspaces
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to be inconsiderate, but did anyone else read this as "Blessed are the cheesemakers"?

    Anna Chandler
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little effing murderer Rottenhouse probably worships Dahmer and finds that comeback a compliment.

    Karen Lyon
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dare that little twit spout off about being a peacemaker? WTAF.

    I give up on society
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok going to get down voted. Here it goes did a pastor touch him in a special place. Cause I watch him on TV and made me wonder.

    Persephone
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I keep upvoting everything then I'm like "omg this 1 is even better!!!"

    Gmaddles
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who even in the Bible would be considered a peacekeeper? Most of the stories end in someone doing something petty and then being brutally murdered for it

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The very best comeback to date! Thank you Ryan Pinesworth. I need to follow you on Twitter. KR is just another piece of trash that is littering our beautiful nation.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, wasn't his whole thing that he killed two men in self defense after they invaded his home? I cannot remember all the details, but that's what it was, no? edit: can you like, not downvote me for literally asking a question?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. There were riots in Kenosha (my hometown, where this took place.) he randomly shot 3 people on the street. He was 17

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a POS murderer. IIRC, he crossed state lines (from Illinois to Wisconsin) and shot 3 people on the street. At the time, he was 17. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the snowflakes come out in drones when they see someone defend themselves from criminals. Justice served and not one s**t given for those that attacked him.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phucking a-hole went out of his way to confront people and killed them is talking about "peacemakers". Almost as ironic as naming that particular Colt handgun was.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Calling LGM-118 missiles “children of God” is pushing it a bit.

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    Ya know, say what you want, but the jury still found him innocent. Public opinion has a flawless track record, on the other hand.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultra-conservative judge guaranteed that result. He refused to allow the prosecution to refer to those who were killed as victims. He invited Rittenhouse to sit with him on the bench. He belittled the families of the victims. Other judges, even the conservative ones, said that his behavior was reprehensible.

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    Seriously? Ireland?!

    Seriously? Ireland?!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imperialism is a hell of a drug, but nothing compared to the Krokodil that runs amok in the Russian political and military high echelons

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    Idk If Repost But

    Idk If Repost But

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If these are the Vietnamese ones, my friend (who is from there) says they are rice patty rats and totally different to what westerners perceive as a rat, and they taste good. I want to try them still so bad

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he was never going to fail there. Rolled a natural 20 on his charisma check.

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    Largest Landowner Gets Owned

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    Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

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    In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

    In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a Brit so I have no idea who these people are (except Biden. I know he’s the president of America).

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    Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

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    Yes, She Deserves Better

    Yes, She Deserves Better

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the caste system so much! In the past it wasn’t rigid so you could do intercaste marriage but then all this corruption made it rigid

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    Science V Politics V Religion

    Science V Politics V Religion

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    Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

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    What's Your Excuse?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone can just become a talented sculptor. I tried it at art school, and sucked at it. My wife, on the other hand, exhibited (and sold) her sculptures in art galleries.

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    Education Is Important

    Education Is Important

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus digital copies of assignments exist. You can't use a digital condom though.

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    This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

    This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an Italian friend and he told me a rather interesting story once. The most famous depiction of Christ is based on the salvator mundi by da vinci 15th-16th century painting of his and that is the origin of how why he was always painted white moving forward but the fun little spice to this is that da vinci used to get his lover to pose for him. So basically everyone's been kneeling in front of a the picture of a gay renaissance Italian model asking for forgiveness. Fox News will have a f***ing fit.

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    Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

    Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

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    It's In Her Title

    It's In Her Title

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you want to bet this man thinks women can control their periods and/or that they don't have them in the summer months?

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    Muh Freedums!!1

    Muh Freedums!!1

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the freedom to be arrested count as freedom? Cause technically....

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    "My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

    "My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

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    Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

    Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

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    jiajun xiao
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I would say if you're over 25 and is still dating Leonardo DiCaprio that could be a problem. /s

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    #51

    Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

    Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This should be higher, this one I feel is a lot better than some of the ones on this list.

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    #52

    That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

    That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

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    The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

    The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

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    M**der With Receipts

    M**der With Receipts

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No don't go to Facebook! There are people there that would DEFINITELY believe him!

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    #55

    Two Flies With One Stone

    Two Flies With One Stone

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine if he was offering cash. You take the money, stow it away where he can't get it back. Have him sign a piece of paper stating the money is now legally yours. Then you take off your mask and proceeds to hack and cough for the entire flight until he asks you to put it back on again!

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    #56

    Nature Is Beautiful

    Nature Is Beautiful

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My aunt regretted waiting until her wedding night. Apparently after 2 years of dating and 1 year engaged with him saying the whole time he wanted to wait until they married to make it special... he was impotent, and not just had a little trouble getting it up, but abject failure and as useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. He "forgot" to mention it to her. Always try before you buy ;-)

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    #57

    It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

    It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon ... you had so much potential, you could've done some real good to this planet, but instead you chose douchebaggery. Shame.

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    #58

    Maybe Stop Tweeting

    Maybe Stop Tweeting

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ororo does not deserve this disrespect of being associated with that user. 😔

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    #59

    No, That Can't Be It

    No, That Can't Be It

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    #60

    Absolute Savagery On The "Woke" Battlefront

    Absolute Savagery On The "Woke" Battlefront

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, 100% of Europeans agreeing on one thing. Definitely something that happens.

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    #61

    And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord

    And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord

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    #62

    Anything But That!

    Anything But That!

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    #63

    We're Like A Family Here

    We're Like A Family Here

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a tweet I saw… Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama landlord: the cost of rent has gone up businesses: that's a natural part of doing business suppliers: the cost of materials has gone up businesses: that's a natural part of doing business worker: the cost of my labor has gone up businesses: listen here you little s**t

    #64

    Those In Glass Houses

    Those In Glass Houses

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    #65

    President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

    President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems to me that free speech would also include advertisers deciding NOT to advertise...

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    #66

    An Inspiration To Us All

    An Inspiration To Us All

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    Anne Jones
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a good idea. Once property prices rise (and they always do eventually) the co owners can sell for a profit and invest in something for themselves. It worked for someone I knew about 40 years ago. Defo worth a try.

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    #67

    Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

    Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

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    Fanboys Will Fan

    Fanboys Will Fan

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the apple superiority people. All that's different is the OS and subsequently which apps are available and where you download them from. If you prefer using apple then that's fine, but not acknowledging that there are dozens of other brands on the market that offer the same features is just dumb.

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    #70

    It's Almost As If

    It's Almost As If

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But how can they build cöck shaped rocket ships if they pay their workers properly?

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    #71

    Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out

    Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem I have with this is: LET THEM CHANGE IF THEY'RE TRYING TO! They don't have to stay bad forever!

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    #72

    Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On

    Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney got so broke from the conservative's boycott that they posted the 4th consecutive yearly revenue increase, exceeded the 2023Q1 growth forecast by 50 million and had a long-term stock value increase of 16%

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    #73

    All Women Are Italian Women

    All Women Are Italian Women

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    #74

    A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office

    A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really telling that even mentioning a Muslim holiday makes you woke to these weirdos

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    #75

    To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

    To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't a failing on the chain's end if they can't attract a customer base?

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    #76

    I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids

    I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still waiting for someone to just give me free LSD when I'm walking down the street.

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    #77

    This Is What I Get For Trying To Facilitate A Bond Between My Dad And My Boyfriend

    This Is What I Get For Trying To Facilitate A Bond Between My Dad And My Boyfriend

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    #78

    “To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”

    “To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in my mind, Shaq's post had another loooooow voice??? How could this ever be???

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    #79

    How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

    How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

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    #80

    The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts

    The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts

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    #81

    Not That Kind, The Other Kind

    Not That Kind, The Other Kind

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    Yum!

    Yum!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we sure this guy's not a parody account? I mean every single tweet he puts out is incredibly dumb.

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    #83

    Does This Count As A M**der?

    Does This Count As A M**der?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we normalize dads showing affection to their kids please? Whether you kiss your kid when he's 3 or 23, it's the same thing.

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    #84

    Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit

    Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't manufacturers recycle the parts instead of dumping them to rust and possibly pollute? It seems to be a thing: 78c2c54a-9...39bf06.jpg 78c2c54a-92a2-423e-b3f5-84bfb58899ff-1-6482f3a39bf06.jpg

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    #85

    Brilliant Context

    Brilliant Context

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Extra context: The King doesn't get to rule anything more complex than what they serve for dinner in the palace. And even that's a maybe

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    #86

    Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

    Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact. The writers of the script for Top Gun 2 worked with a US Navy commander and a US Navy captain; they asked the consultants to come up with the hardest, most risky mission a US Navy air squadron could be required to do in case of an armed conflict with a Russian-backed enemy country, namely Iran. The mission in the movie is exactly that: the US Navy worst case scenario mission, except that they ditched the "while flying at night" part for cinematic reasons.

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    #87

    Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

    Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this made me audible chuckle. I wonder if she spelled that by herself?

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    #88

    He's One Of The Good Ones

    He's One Of The Good Ones

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