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Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer caught in the headlights, desperately searching for a snappy reply? But here's the thing: that clever comeback doesn't always arrive when we need it most. Instead, it often sneaks up on us when we least expect it. We've all been there, haven't we? But today, let’s pay a tribute to the champions of banter.

Introducing the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, a treasure trove for “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments”. We’ve collected some of the most brilliant ways people have ended disagreements. So buckle up and get ready to dive into the art of winning an argument with style.

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    The subreddit r/MurderedByWords was created back in 2016 and it didn't take much time for it to attract a significant following. Currently, they have a whopping 2.8 million members who share and admire the art of clever comebacks.

    "The way we see it, a murder should (but doesn't always have to) be more than a quick response or retort. The best murders are well-constructed, thought-out responses that leave the opening argument completely without any ability to reply. In other words, their point has been totally demolished. Now, obviously, there's more than one way to murder with words, and sometimes a quick rapier thrust or stab to the heart (a short, swift reply) can be just as deadly as a drawn-out murder, and you'll frequently see both types in this sub," the moderators of the subreddit have previously told Bored Panda.

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    M**dered By Tasty Words

    M**dered By Tasty Words

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    Aussies Would Like To Have A Word

    Aussies Would Like To Have A Word

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    While ruthless put-downs might be entertaining online, things work differently when you argue with someone face-to-face. As tension rises and responses become quite personal, you might find yourself seeking common ground rather than tearing each other down.

    Arguments can happen unexpectedly in various places: between partners, friends, family members, at work, or even with strangers you've just met. When emotions run high, it's not always easy to keep yourself from losing control. Nevertheless, the wise choice would be to exercise restraint and self-control in such situations.

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    Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life

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    One Hour Dry Burgers

    One Hour Dry Burgers

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    Clever put-downs or comebacks might end an argument for good. However, have you ever found yourself re-running the same fight with your partner or family member? It sounds too familiar, right? According to Linda Blair, a chartered clinical psychologist, you don’t have to go on like this. There are many ways to stop the endless quarrel.

    Blair, in her insightful piece for The Guardian, suggests six techniques to consider to bring closure to a seemingly endless argument:

    • The DIY approach - Let go of the things that bother you by realizing that the problem lies not in your partner's actions, but in how you react and get annoyed by them.
    • The digging-under approach - If you want to figure out what your argument is really about, your job is to discover the underlying difference that is causing it.
    • The ring-fencing game - You can have an argument at set times and for a set duration.
    • The balancing act - Each partner chooses a behavior they find annoying in the other and suggests a positive alternative. Then, whenever the argument comes up, both partners agree to act in the positive manner instead of arguing.
    • Fifty shades of grey - To approach your argument more calmly, agree to take a break whenever it starts. Wait for at least 20 minutes to let emotions settle down and clear your mind. Then, come together and each suggest five ways the other person could behave or react that wouldn't be upsetting. Keep talking until you find a compromise that works for both of you.
    • The debating game - Both individuals should try to see things from their partner's perspective. Take turns arguing from the other person's side, spending about 10 minutes or until you feel you've explored all perspectives. Then share with your partner what you have learned from this exercise.
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    Grandma's Taking No Prisoners

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    On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

    On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children's Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

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    Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

    Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

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    The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

    The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

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    You're A Figment Of Imagination

    You're A Figment Of Imagination

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    Without Support From Mom And Dad

    Without Support From Mom And Dad

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    It's Not The Piece Of Plastic

    It's Not The Piece Of Plastic

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    When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

    When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

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    Self-Made Success Story

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    Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer

    Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don't Owe Anyone An Answer

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    Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?

    Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?

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    Breed Some Friends

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    Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

    Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

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    Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting

    Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting

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    It’s Okay Jesse

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    Parental Disparages

    Parental Disparages

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    Red State vs. Blue State Problems

    Red State vs. Blue State Problems

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    People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

    People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

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    Courage Is All You Need? Huh?

    Courage Is All You Need? Huh?

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    Seriously? Ireland?!

    Seriously? Ireland?!

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    Idk If Repost But

    Idk If Repost But

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    Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil

    Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil

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    Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

    Twitter Is Amazing... Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

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    In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

    In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

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    Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

    Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

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    Yes, She Deserves Better

    Yes, She Deserves Better

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    Science V Politics V Religion

    Science V Politics V Religion

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    He Seems To Be Struggling

    He Seems To Be Struggling

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    Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

    Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

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    What's Your Excuse?

    What's Your Excuse?

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    Education Is Important

    Education Is Important

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    This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

    This Is What You're Getting Upset About?

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    Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

    Boss Makes A Dollar, I Make A Dime

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    Checkmate, Atheists!

    Checkmate, Atheists!

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    It's In Her Title

    It's In Her Title

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    Muh Freedums!!1

    Muh Freedums!!1

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    He Has Superhuman Reading Speed

    He Has Superhuman Reading Speed

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    "My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

    "My Name Is Andrew, And I'm A Misogynist"

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    Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

    Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

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    And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure

    And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure

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    Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

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    That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

    That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

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    The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

    The Entitlement Is Over 9,000!

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    M**der With Receipts

    M**der With Receipts

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    Two Flies With One Stone

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    Nature Is Beautiful

    Nature Is Beautiful

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    It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

    It's In Zambia, According To... (Checks Notes)... Elon Musk!

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    No, That Can't Be It

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    Anything But That!

    Anything But That!

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    We're Like A Family Here

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    Those In Glass Houses

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    President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

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    An Inspiration To Us All

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    Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

    Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disney got so broke from the conservative's boycott that they posted the 4th consecutive yearly revenue increase, exceeded the 2023Q1 growth forecast by 50 million and had a long-term stock value increase of 16%

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conservatives are insane in this country. Because of their anti-LGBTQ rhetoric and their focused attacks on businesses (Target being the newest), employees in Target are being harassed by these idiots for the "crime" of Pride displays and clothing. And they are self-styled as the party of "law and order" and the "moral majority". My A S S.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not just pride clothing, those idiots 'boycott' for a rainbow, f*****g rainbow which is just a beautiful set of colours that happens when it rains and sun is shining. Do they shout at the rainbow to stop being gay when it shows in the sky? Sounds like Saudi Arabia and Qatar, not USA.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local Michael's location has a Pride display every year, and even if we don't buy anything from that display, we still like to support them because they're showing support for my communities! Also it's like the only craft store near me but shush

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A friend of mine is a manager at Target and they've had inclusive policies for a VERY long time, policies they actually put into practice. That doesn't seem to have put a dent in their profits before now, and I can't imagine there's much that would convince most Americans NOT to shop at Target.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is death looking for the body of the republican party that seem to have been drug out of the first two rooms?

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    All Women Are Italian Women

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    To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

    To Be Fair, They Aren't Really Good Food

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    I Only Share With My Friends, Not Random Stranger Kids

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    How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

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    Not That Kind, The Other Kind

    Not That Kind, The Other Kind

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    Does This Count As A M**der?

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    Linkedin Has Become A Cesspit

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    Brilliant Context

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    Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

    Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

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    Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

    Expose All The Algorithms! All Of Them!

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    He's One Of The Good Ones

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    She Went On A Rampage

    She Went On A Rampage

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