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A person with enough confidence and charisma can pull off pretty much any outfit, no matter how weird and fashion-forward. However, that doesn’t mean that the design itself is anything to write home about. At times, clothes designers get so wrapped up in their artistic vision that they forget about their customers.

And that’s where one popular Facebook group, ‘You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress,’ comes in. It’s a collective that documents some of the most bizarre dresses that ever got made and then proceeds to criticize them, ever so gently. Scroll down, upvote your fave worst dresses out of the bunch, and always remember that the only thing anyone’s criticizing is the outfit—never the person.

We got in touch with Kelly, one of the administrators running the community, and she was kind enough to answer our questions. Read on to see what she told Bored Panda!

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

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King Itchy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never fart while wearing these types of "clothes" or else this will happen.

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I Love Björk, Her Music Is Awesome And I Get That The Quirky Fashion Thing Is Her Deal. But Did She Not Dress Like Covid

I Love Björk, Her Music Is Awesome And I Get That The Quirky Fashion Thing Is Her Deal. But Did She Not Dress Like Covid

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CHRISTY SMITH
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She looks like something you’d find in a lab while looking through a microscope.

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According to Kelly, one of the two administrators running ‘You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress,’ the Facebook group is so popular among internet users because of the amount of fresh content that gets posted there, daily.

"I think it’s so popular because, every day, there is a new fashion fail," she told Bored Panda that this is what keeps people engaged and entertained.

We were curious to get the administrator's thoughts on why some clothing designers fail to see just how bizarre their ideas are.

"I think sometimes they do see it, but sometimes fashion is a form of art," Kelly told us that designers have specific artistic visions in their minds. "I’m sure they see how strange it is, but we didn’t make the dresses, so I’m sure it’s art to the designer."

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#4

Kanye West And His Wife, Bianca, On The Way To Sunday Service

Kanye West And His Wife, Bianca, On The Way To Sunday Service

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#5

I’m Just.. So Confused!

I’m Just.. So Confused!

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King Itchy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The chest park looks the part of the massage table where you put your face.

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The admin added that, "At the end of the day, if you enjoy your own canvas, that’s all that matters."

Meanwhile, Bored Panda wanted to find out how someone might diplomatically tell their friend that the dress they've picked out really isn't working out.

"I’m very a honest person, so I think everyone should just be honest," Kelly, the administrator at ‘You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress,' told us. However, she added that nobody should go overboard with their criticism.

"You also shouldn’t push it. If what they're wearing is kinda ugly, and what they want to wear, then so be it," she said. "You shouldn’t sit there and try to convince them that it’s ugly/not the vibe."

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#7

That's One Way To Wear Your Dress

That's One Way To Wear Your Dress

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#8

I Hope This Is Allowed, Because While It’s Not A Dress It Is One Of Our Frequent Flyers! Not Covering Her Face Because She’s Well Known

I Hope This Is Allowed, Because While It’s Not A Dress It Is One Of Our Frequent Flyers! Not Covering Her Face Because She’s Well Known

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scag$y
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a bit of a horsey theme to this thread because here's the tail and, unless I'm mistaken, Sam Smith is a horse's a*s.

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tw 72
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No kidding - ever since Kanye, she will do absolutely ANYTHING for attention.

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Robert T
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the inverse of a dress. It covers all the bits it doesn't need to and none of the bits it should!

Kimbowa
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attention seeker. There’s no other reason that my mind can accept for why one would dress this ridiculously.

Budcot
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are certain types of parties where you would wear this type of thing. Don't look it up.

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Daniel Atkins
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she known for the way she dresses? Or that she gets through security with a tail?

Bouche, Audi, and Shyla, oh my!
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*pounces the tail* Sigh. Come back here! You don't know where that thing has been! *rescues Audi, smacks him for being stupid, and washes all the germs off him*

Tyranamar Seuss
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I kind of like the tail. I think this is the nicest thing I've ever seen her wear.

Sara Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This that Julia Fox lady that dated Kanye? She may be "well known" now, but his "sense of fashion" isn't for most people

Tee Rat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like she's into pony play. She should have her own bridle and bit head gear with blinders. It's an odd fetish, but to each their own.

Ropre
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She loves wearing stupid sh*t so she can get attention.

Celtic Pirate Queen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I "used to" have a gay friend. He went to a Halloween party dressed as a Fawn (like from Narnia). He was basically wearing a thong with his junk covered by a flash of goat's hair, bare a*s, big fat hairy belly exposed and "hooves". I noped and went home.

Bill Swallow
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you're a horse's a$$ without telling me you're a horse's a$$.

Anna Stephenson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The horse tail is giving me flashbacks to a niche 90's movie called "Preaching to the Perverted"!?

Gypsy Lee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the look they were going for was “a*s” they pulled it off. - Hard to believe the Virgin Mary willingly rode one.

Chicken Sandwich
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's with the lack of pants around the uh 𝕓𝕠𝕥𝕥𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕒? Making sure farts don't get trapped??

JayCee
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a student who regularly came to class dressed similarly. One day she was out, and the others revealed the tail was a butt plug. They could have been making that up. I have no idea. Just to clarify, I am a college professor.

Tiny Dancer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All the pearl-clutching going on over kids wanting to be cats, but THIS is allowed out in public?!

Donglens
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How's the horse tail staying on? Where is stuck to? Or up?

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i was just reminiscing to my sister how the NYC Meatpacking District used to be. tons of assless chaps. i, moving from Clique 'n' Drag to the Village Idiot cowboy bar to keep up the drink. ...those purse horse legs look great for hiding bottles.

Arenite
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chaps by definition just cover the legs to protect them, with nothing behind. Will everybody please stop saying ‘assless chaps’!

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shawn mckinney
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My first thought: Prince. I loved him but does anyone else remember those pants with the @zz holes?

PenguinQueen
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OHHH GOD no! New Fettish unlocked. Ffs thanks BP. Messing me up this way. Wwwhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy 😵😭

David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is she going trick or treating? Also I don't know who that is - and don't really care

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1 year ago

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P.C.
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s not even wearing clothing. Who the quack decided it would be stylish to take the fabric from the butt and lower torso for the sleeves??

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Trends seem to follow cycles and something that was old-fashioned one decade can make a sudden, rather unexpected comeback when you least expect it. According to Loretta G. Breuning, Ph.D., it’s not a coincidence that high fashion “looks eerily similar” to the clothes people wore when they were young.

“It’s the circle of life: Grandma’s clothes end up in a thrift shop. Hipsters patronize thrift shops. High-end designers imitate hipsters,” she writes on Psychology Today.

The Facebook group is currently run by two administrators, and anyone hoping to become a member of the style-loving collective has to agree to abide by the group’s rules.

“Dress shaming ONLY!” the admins note. “We do NOT shame bodies, or people. Especially on things that cannot be changed. We also are only shaming dresses. No shoes, hats, shirts, pants, etc.,” they note, adding that hate isn’t welcome in the community.

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#10

Julia Fox At Cannes, With Stars Added So The Photo Doesn't Get Zucced

Julia Fox At Cannes, With Stars Added So The Photo Doesn't Get Zucced

Rebecca Mis Report

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Finally Have Something To Post Not Blurring Face As She’s A Top Model But This Dress Geeezus

Finally Have Something To Post Not Blurring Face As She’s A Top Model But This Dress Geeezus

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#12

Some Girl From My College Wore This To Formal

Some Girl From My College Wore This To Formal

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that weirdo in ur closet
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if it had somethin on underneath it then it wouldn't look THAT bad (and if she changed her shoes)

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What’s more, the team running the show asks its members not to post their dream dresses. There’s a specific thread dedicated to that, so you can do it there. What’s more, the entire point of the group is to shame ugly dresses—there is no need to tell anyone whose outfit it actually is. So, if you mention that it’s your BFF’s wedding dress, your post may actually get declined! That also means covering all faces and identifying information in the pics.

Stating the obvious somewhat, but if you post a photo of a dress in the group, it will get shamed by the other members. “Don’t get [angry] if you post a dress you like/wore and people make fun of the dress. That’s your issue, not ours. It’s a shaming group. Stop being so soft,” the admins note. What’s more, it’s up to the team to decide if a dress is ugly enough. If your post isn’t approved, “find an uglier dress.”

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The group was created in mid-April of 2020 and, at the time of writing, has grown to house 61k members. For a previous feature about ‘You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress,’ Bored Panda had spoken to the original founder, Mary Waldron. She walked us through the history of the group and why she believes it grew so large, so quickly.

"I noticed the group gaining more popularity about 6-7 months after I created it, and it was honestly out of nowhere. I never expected it to be such a big group, but honestly, I should have because, at the time, shaming groups were a big trend on Facebook," she told us back in 2021.

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Lily No Report

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What The Hell Is That?!

What The Hell Is That?!

Guy Zohar Report

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I Don't Understand Boutique Clothing. Who Would Wear This And Where Would They Be Going And Why The F*** Would Anyone Pay Over $3000 For Horribly "Reworked" Levi's?!?!

I Don't Understand Boutique Clothing. Who Would Wear This And Where Would They Be Going And Why The F*** Would Anyone Pay Over $3000 For Horribly "Reworked" Levi's?!?!

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"Looking back, I think the thing about shaming groups in general that brings people together and really resonates with them is the idea that there are things so bad out there that they feel compelled to share them with everyone for a good laugh, just like when a group of kids in school will see a teacher with a really bad tie and make a few jokes. To me, it’s that same concept, just on a much larger scale, that really makes these groups what they are,” Waldron told Bored Panda.

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Guy Zohar Report

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King Itchy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember to always clean your navel or else plants will grow out of yours too.

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#21

At First, I Thought It Was Ai

At First, I Thought It Was Ai

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Sleepy children love Moon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the bottom looks kinda pretty, and I like the colors on the top, but what the hell is that top? she's basically blind now and can't eat lol

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"The group name was actually inspired by a comment on a post in the group, ‘That’s it, I’m wedding dress shaming,’" she said.

"The group was originally just a wedding dress shaming group called ‘You Can’t Slap On A White Skirt and Call it a Wedding Dress,' but over time, as more and more people joined, I decided to allow other types of dresses,” the founder shared how, eventually, she expanded the scope of the community.

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On A Shein Ad. I Have No Words

On A Shein Ad. I Have No Words

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David
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you want to get away with murder so you buy her a dress and tell the detective you don't know how she tripped down the stairs.

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

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"The dresses I tend to really gawk at are the ones that look like they could fall off, tear, or just completely malfunction at any given moment. But outside of the group, I try to keep an open mind when it comes to fashion because a person’s taste is as unique as their own,” Waldron said that impractical dresses, for her, are what deserve being poked fun at. However, everyone should take the dress wearer’s opinion into account, too.

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Lisbeth Bengtsson Report

"At the end of the day, if a dress makes you feel happy when you wear it, then you wear it relentlessly because your body is your own to dress how you want to,” she said that the most important thing for the dress wearer is that they, themselves like the way they look. It's important to embrace that, no matter what some internet users might think about the outfit.

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#28

For Sale On Etsy If You Have A Couple Of Hundred Dollars

For Sale On Etsy If You Have A Couple Of Hundred Dollars

Ella Edison Report

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Lily No Report

For some more fantastically horrid (and sometimes so-ugly-they’re-beautiful) dresses, check out Bored Panda’s previous features about ‘You Can’t Just Slap Some Fabric Together And Call It A Dress’ right here: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, and part 5.

In the meantime, feel free to share your honest opinions about the dresses you’ve seen so far in the comments, dear Pandas. And if there were any designs that you’d genuinely love to wear in public, let us know which ones they were!

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I Finally Found One In The Wild! Never Screenshotted Something So Fast In My Life. Why Fb Decided To Show Me This Ad I Will Never Know

I Finally Found One In The Wild! Never Screenshotted Something So Fast In My Life. Why Fb Decided To Show Me This Ad I Will Never Know

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

honestly the top is pretty cute, but the skirt slots are pushing it

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Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Marilyn Lawson Report

#36

Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Lisbeth Bengtsson Report

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Krystle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the winter when you wake up and wear your comforter to the breakfast table

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Finally Found One! Thought It Was Posted In This Group When I Saw It! Not Blurring Because She's Verified. It Looks So Awful!!

Finally Found One! Thought It Was Posted In This Group When I Saw It! Not Blurring Because She's Verified. It Looks So Awful!!

Robyn Murphy Report

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The More I Look At This The Less I Hate It But Wow! I Feel Bad Because It’s A Wedding Dress But Girlllllll

The More I Look At This The Less I Hate It But Wow! I Feel Bad Because It’s A Wedding Dress But Girlllllll

anon Report

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#41

How Is This Possibly A Bodycon Dress?

How Is This Possibly A Bodycon Dress?

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#43

Dear God

Dear God

Karin Adele Report

#44

Found On Shein

Found On Shein

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THEVibingShark92
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

stop putting too high of standards for Shein! Let them destroy fashion in peace

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I Could Never Wear Something Like This Honestly

I Could Never Wear Something Like This Honestly

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A Bi-Cycle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Words cannot describe how gorgeous this dress is… but numbers can. -100000000000/10

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Oh My

Oh My

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Duck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just. Ew. The ugly red top! And whats with the first pic?! Like is that clothing??

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#48

Can We Just Stop With The Aluminum Foil Moment, Please 😫 It Doesn't Look Good On Anyone!

Can We Just Stop With The Aluminum Foil Moment, Please 😫 It Doesn't Look Good On Anyone!

Lyn Beavers Report

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#50

Look I’m Sorry But Beyoncé Looks Like She’s Wrapped In Tin Foil. I Know She’s Beyoncé. But This Is Terrible. Lizzo’s Isn’t *great* Either But It Isn’t Nearly As Bad

Look I’m Sorry But Beyoncé Looks Like She’s Wrapped In Tin Foil. I Know She’s Beyoncé. But This Is Terrible. Lizzo’s Isn’t *great* Either But It Isn’t Nearly As Bad

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#51

I Was Looking At Wedding Dresses And This Was Suggested 😬.. It Looks Like It’s Made Of Hefty Bags

I Was Looking At Wedding Dresses And This Was Suggested 😬.. It Looks Like It’s Made Of Hefty Bags

Amber Nicole Varner Report

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Duck
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wanna wear a funeral dress made out of trash bags on your wedding day? We hot you covered!

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#52

I’m All For Thinking Outside Of The Box & Coming Up With Fresh Ideas But I Can’t Get Behind This One…

I’m All For Thinking Outside Of The Box & Coming Up With Fresh Ideas But I Can’t Get Behind This One…

Kennedy Heath Report

#53

I Have So Many Questions (Not Blurring Bc She’s Famous)

I Have So Many Questions (Not Blurring Bc She’s Famous)

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#54

Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

Lily No Report

#55

Weird Looking Clothing

Weird Looking Clothing

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#56

UK Premiere Of Little Mermaid. I Saw A Photo Of Her At A Different Premiere And She Looked Beautiful And Fit The Mermaid Vibe But This One Looks Cheap I Think. She Could Look So Much Better

UK Premiere Of Little Mermaid. I Saw A Photo Of Her At A Different Premiere And She Looked Beautiful And Fit The Mermaid Vibe But This One Looks Cheap I Think. She Could Look So Much Better

Samantha Smith Report

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#57

Both Of Them Are So Gorgeous And Talented But Wtf Is She Wearing

Both Of Them Are So Gorgeous And Talented But Wtf Is She Wearing

Asher Cronus Report

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Krystle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The perfectly wrapped sheet in every movie "bedroom" scene

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#58

Part 1 I Wanted To Post A Collection Of Met Gala Looks So We Can Discuss And Shame Where Shame Is Needed

Part 1 I Wanted To Post A Collection Of Met Gala Looks So We Can Discuss And Shame Where Shame Is Needed

Lily No Report

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Bandi259
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That caption is aggressive. I’d rather ‘Shame’ cruel people but you do you. Weird flex is all I’m saying.

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