Why are they like this?!

I am too sober to read this one

I’m a bottle of rum pirate.

But maybe using FINesteride?

It really is funny how quickly they learn the ins and outs when they can't read yet.

If anyone wants an explanation - pigeons are domesticated rock doves. Rock doves are cliff nesting birds, so they only need to make sure that the egg doesn't roll off the rocks. You'll see similar nesting or lack thereof in other cliff birds like kittiwakes. Cliff bird not need no fancypants nest like some kinda tree bird.

I simply give up and google it later or ask someone else

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Attila the Hun shares it.

I'm im that picture and I don't like it

their instead of it's (and it would be "its" anyway). A teacher is a person. Source: a teacher.

Even worse scenario. Third (missing) sign: Welcome to Australia

The “picture” of the planet is most likely just cgi and the only way we can figure out the chemical composition of the planet’s atmosphere is just analysing the light that passes through it

Awww f**k

sphere-f****d?

Eleven eleven

Because of this: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Qxohw-X4wDM

You never know when you're going to need chicken seasoning.

Sugar, humans eat unnatural amounts of sugar

Chat is this real?

The bloodhound gang made a song about this.

"I'm loving it"

This is what I would answer

Third choise: Bored Panda 🙃

Yet, the tent still fits inside the tent bag ...

The Pikachu looks like it just ate a sour candy

The jet fighter wheel REALLY makes the shark and the statue (???) look like some sort of dinosaur head, with the wheel as its eye.

I assume it's a panorama picture where the cat didn't move, but the tail did causing this

as long as i dont have to pay larvae support...

Still can't convince me to study or want to have anything to do with physics

Untitled goose game!! Honk Honk! I am goose.

I guess this requires a bit of explanation: That dude was a fitness influencer who claimed to have attained this physique with regular workouts and a specific diet (animal liver basically) only. He was found to abuse anabolic steroids, ending his career and showing that about nothing about him is natural.

The people with weapons will take your harvest by force. First, weapons; second, planting

This happens to me all day

Why? I think she was doing better than her successor

And it was the cutest thing ever!

Why did I think this was a picture of serial killers hanging out together?!

You could remove the top panel and this would hit even harder.

White lettering gives my vision a funky a*s afterimage that I can't stand.

EXPLAIN IT, COWARDS

"Magnets"

Awe, that's sweet. One day. First I need a crush lol

I do not like this picture

Oh no, my child is acting up because they're bored. Let's make them even more bored!

AKA as clear as mud

“Wait. This changes everything.”

Not true. If everyone has one child, then the population stagnate. If every couple has one child (and they stay a couple), then the population decrease.

I thought at first it was "typing insetead" that they were afraid of. They should be, it looks atrocious.

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