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We humans are a fascinating bunch. We’ve split the atom, painted masterpieces, and sent robots to Mars. But give us a door with a “pull” sign, and we’ll push every time.
Maybe that’s why the world is full of oddly specific warnings and disclaimers. Because when common sense takes a day off, someone has to write the label that follows. Here are some of the funniest ones people have spotted.
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
If the *b a s t a r d s* didn't euthanize the animal after it did us a favor by removing a mindless, hairless ape out of the human gene pool (like morons who take selfies with wild buffalo), I would totally agree with you.
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Child of the Stars 8 months ago
There was a story last year about a guy who got drunk and punched (or maybe kicked? I don't recall exactly) a bison. The bison responded appropriately and the guy went to the hospital, then was arrested for it. I showed the article to my 12yo (who wants to be a park ranger, knows not to go anywhere near wildlife, and also knows I've been sober since before she was born), and she responded with, "Now I know why you said alcohol made you do stupid things, Mom."
A dude who likes to drum 8 months ago (edited)
LMAO, THIS IS AT CUSTER STATE PARK IN SOUTH DAKOTA AND THERES A VIDEO OF IT. I live in Sioux Falls, SD and I knew about this the day it happened omg, it happened a few years ago during the Sturgis rally I believe
BookFanatic 8 months ago
We saw a few fluffy cows last summer. One of my idiot friends wanted to get out of the car and get closer. Her husband hit the child locks so she couldn't open the door. Smart man.
CartoonCasey 8 months ago
Those are nice signs, but they are ineffective. Nobody identifies with the crossed out cartoon figure. Especially tourists. It happens to other people, but not them. Instead, play videos of the animals beating the c**p of the tourists that got too close to them. At the very least, parents will make better effort to keep their kids from being mauled by bears after seeing a video of it happening.
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Mike K 8 months ago
"An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience." -Mitch Hedberg
Tim Douglass 8 months ago
Just a small caution to the "broken escalator is just stairs" crowd. If you encounter an escalator with a sign closing it don't try to use it as stairs. In some cases the drive mechanism will have failed and putting weight on the steps will cause them to rapidly and uncontrollably run down to the bottom. You can be easily injured if that happens. If someone is working on it at the time you might also injure them in the process. So, while a broken escalator may *look* like stairs, please don't use it as stairs.
Robert T 8 months ago
A broken elevator is just a closet. A broken escalator is just stairs.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Funny sign, but y'all know that a broken escalator is just a stairway, right?
Bill Kubeck 8 months ago
I once knew a guy (online) who was a "senior escalation engineer." I wonder if his next promotion would make him a "senior elevation engineer?"
Warning signs and labels exist on a spectrum. At one end, they serve their purpose, warning us about actual dangers. Straightforward stuff. But swing to the other extreme, and you’ll find labels that make you stop and think, “Really? Someone needed to be told that?” Like when a bag of peanuts kindly informs us it contains... peanuts. Groundbreaking.
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Baali Venomax 8 months ago
I knew someone once who said, she read the book and figured it was too tame. She said, I kept hearing from people it was a very graphic book but I kept waiting to see if it was going to shock me and it never did. I wonder what she considers graphic then if that book is based on abuse.
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LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
Because of sensitive snowflakes who scream loudly, causing businesses to avoid placing ads on sites where "such nasty words can hurt my precious boo-boo," which then leads to overactive AI programs to *** **** *** even when it's completely ********.
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Panda-sized Potato 8 months ago
"Buy 1 Get 1 1/2 Price". Why would you buy 2? 1 is already too much.
BookFanatic 8 months ago
Had a mom and a 12 yr old come up. 12 wanted to check out 50 Shades of Grey. As a librarian, I cannot tell the 12 yr old no. What I can--and did--do was ask the mom to open the book to any page and read a chapter. Mom turned all sorts of colors and told her daughter she wasn't allowed to read it til she ws 90.
LauraDragonWench 8 months ago
I give a million kudos to whomever wrote this sign - brilliant and truthful, a double whammy!
The thing is, human behavior, let’s call it adventurousness to be nice, can be unpredictable. And occasionally expensive. When common sense goes out the window, lawsuits often walk in. That’s why companies slap on these hilarious-sounding warnings: sometimes to prevent disaster, but just as often as damage control after something already went wrong.
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Stannous Flouride 8 months ago
Definitely, but I have seen a trail I want to explore more.
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Uncle Panda 8 months ago (edited)
“Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry.” ~Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
Child of the Stars 8 months ago
"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they never stopped to consider whether or not they SHOULD."
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Joe Reaves 8 months ago
Just like a lot of ER visits start with 'Watch this', a lot of Search and Rescue missions start with someone saying 'I wonder where this goes'
Child of the Stars 8 months ago
In my experience, a lot of ER visits start with "Hold my beer."
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Pferdchen 8 months ago
The White Ridge mountain trail in Pennsylvania. I've found different descriptions. One described it as "13 mile out-and-back trail, 2621 ft. elevation change, estimated 6.5 hour hike." Other's describe it as a shorter loop. This is an excellent page on the trail: https://www.purplelizard.com/blogs/news/white-mountain-ridge-trail-an-adventure-in-bald-eagle-state-forest-1
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
You take your chances eating outdoors, which anyone with 3 or more brain cells would realize. For me, it was an unexpected gust of wind on what had been a calm, sunny day. One moment I was enjoying my meal, the next I was watching it fly across the patio whizzing past other customers' faces. I laughed so hard I nearly fell out of my chair. The gulls had a good time with that.
Take one of the most well-known cases: the 1994 lawsuit between Stella Liebeck and McDonald’s. You’ve probably heard about it before—someone sued because their coffee was hot. But the real story is a lot more serious. Liebeck suffered third-degree burns after spilling coffee that was served between 180–190°F. The jury found that McDonald’s hadn’t done enough to warn customers just how dangerously hot that coffee was.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago (edited)
Humans have gone from being stupid to being pathetically stupid. We are our own worst enemy.
Shelley Dawson 8 months ago
Like the morons who stayed in an recently inverted plane that crash landed, just to get their hand luggage out of the overhead lockers!
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Jane Jayne Jain Jeign Jein 8 months ago
Love this. I always leave a spider ladder in my bathtub (OK, it's just a towel draped over the side)
michael reid 8 months ago
I have a slab in my pond, like this, because one night I had to fish a hedgehog out. I didn't know they could even swim
Lynchamigsakta 8 months ago
Well I would never knowingly hurt or kidnap a lizard so I appreciate the warning
Dave Baxter 8 months ago
I have to leave a stick in my watering can so that mice who fall in can climb out.
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Zoey Bear 8 months ago
But what if it's an emergency situation and you don't have time to check? 🤔
Child of the Stars 8 months ago
The NPS really knows how to employ some cheeky people. Check out their Twitter; it's hilarious.
Julia Mckinney 8 months ago (edited)
This is why I always have kleenex in my purse. Well, that and my constantly running nose.
Argle Bargle 8 months ago
This literally happened to me yesterday. I had to use the restroom at a large factory I deliver to. I went into one of the 3 stalls and it had no paper. I went to the end stall and it had paper. . The middle stall neither had a door nor paper and is used for #1 only. As I'm in there another guy comes in and goes into the stall with no paper. I chuckle to myself, finish up and toss the roll under the stall to him mad said "always look before you leap buddy!' He dies laughing and thanks me.
The case became a turning point. Coffee cups all over the country began sporting big “CONTENTS HOT” labels, often right on the lid. In McDonald’s case, they already had a warning, but it wasn’t visible enough, and the court wasn’t impressed.
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lovemy suffolk 8 months ago (edited)
My road. But reccomend no more than 10 mph or you'll likely bottom out on the potholes.
Snazzy Smurf 8 months ago
Potholes are like ants after a rain where I live.
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Bill Kubeck 8 months ago
Oh I so love the word work that gives us young animals instead of wild animals and wild children instead of young children. Whoever did this sign understands animals and children far too well. :-)
Microwaved Robot 8 months ago
Is it always 20 young animals and wild children or can there be less or more AND are there any young children or wild animals around too?
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Child of the Stars 8 months ago
I get the joke, but as someone who lives up against a national forest that does, in fact, have actual cougars, please, PLEASE take signs like this VERY seriously. Big cats are absolutely NOT to be messed with!
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
There was a guy who I believe was new to Colorado and was using a trail for his runs. Saw something watching him one day. Next run it was closer, and he thought it was a mountain lion. Next run still closer. Anyone surprised that it attacked and mauled him one day? Yeah.
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Karen Menard 8 months ago
I'd say tgo head, ravel in a large group but make sure you are not at the end!
Srihitha Utukuru 8 months ago
She finds men under 30 attractive and eats them up before their wives
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Matt Blakeley 8 months ago
Well, they were drinking the mustard, so it's not that insulting after all.
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Major Harris 8 months ago
Closing time, one last call for alcohol So, finish your whiskey or beer Closing time, you don't have to go home But you can't stay here
Beak Hookage 8 months ago
So gather up your jackets, move it to the exit - I hope you have found a friend. Closing time - every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
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Ashtophet’sRevenge 8 months ago
Should have a local taxi #, or how about an Uber QR code?
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Robert Trebor 8 months ago
That is nice, but if the staff judge wrong, there could be a volcanic eruption.
Ironically, much like many warning labels, the Liebeck case itself is often misunderstood. People still joke about it, not realizing the extent of her injuries—she needed skin grafts on her inner thighs and elsewhere. And while hot coffee should be hot, it shouldn’t be served at near-boiling temperatures that can cause life-altering burns in seconds.
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Janissary35680 8 months ago
Back when plate glass doors were nowhere as common as they are now, there were some truly horrendous accidents because of people unheedingly attempting to move through them at speed. One happened at school when I was in sixth or seventh grade. There was blood everywhere. 🤢 You'll still see examples of these doors marked with a big red "X" or some other indication of their presence.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I'm sick of people telling me what to do. I'll decide if I want to walk through plate glass, so mind your own business.
Nancy Parker 8 months ago
My kit of chain sharpening files says, "be sure chain is stopped before sharpening." And a set of instructions on a flat of plant starts that came in the mail said if they got frozen let them thaw slowly in a cool area. "Do not thaw in microwave. This warning would not be here if someone hadn't done it."
Peter Kovak 8 months ago
In the country I live in, such entrances (in public places) have to have stickers on them, so that visitors won't kick that glass.
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OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
I just watched a documentary about an avalanche and learned how some ski areas do preventative maintenance to prevent them. I had no idea how much of a risk they were or how long it can take to find those unfortunate enough to have been in their path.
AnnaB 8 months ago
I think this is referring more to the people intentionally going out-of-bounds instead of staying on the designated areas of the slope.
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Matt Blakeley 8 months ago
Running down a mountain with 2 by 4's strapped to your feet is just a bad idea, whether you're on a course or not.
Ace 8 months ago (edited)
These signs are everywhere in North American ski resorts, marking the boundaries of a controlled ski area. 99% of the time they are not warning of anything specific, just covering the árse's of the resort owners who can turn round and say 'not our fault'.
I Need More Espresso 8 months ago
At the resort where I patrol it's a definite "risk of death". There's extensive avalanche control in bounds. Somehow at least once a year, someone ducks a rope to go out of bounds. The backside of the mountain has some light fluffy snow. And then cliffs. And then rocks and cliffs. Removal of said people sometimes requires a helicopter with a long line. If you make it down and are still mobile it's a roughly 5 km hike to a road.
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Yeah, this is serious business. The ski bunnies (both male and female) who visit here mostly have no clue just what daredevils they are.
Emil Wikgren 8 months ago
Sorry, not amusing. My family skis in avalange terrain. If you dont know what you are doing or when the avalagne prognosis tells you not to you may get hurt. 2 people died last weekend in a valley next to my oldest.
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 8 months ago
The road will continue if the government decides to use eminent domain.
Today, hot beverage warnings are common, but not universal. There’s no global rule that says all coffee cups must have them. So if you’ve heard that every cup now carries a warning because of the Liebeck case, well, it’s kind of a myth.
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Argle Bargle 8 months ago
LMFAO. It's hilarious and disgusting all at the same time
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Oi, parents, put your kids on a leash so they don't fall into pens. It's not right that the animal is put down because you're bad at your job.
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Janissary35680 8 months ago
"Ah, my little darling, it is love at first sight, is it not? We shall make beautiful music together!"
Child of the Stars 8 months ago
My mom's dog lived until she was about 14. She never did figure out the striped kitties don't make good playmates 🤦♀️
Susan Reid Smith 8 months ago
You'll need at least a quart/liter per load of laundry. I learned the hard way.
Load More Replies... pfeils wife 8 months ago
Ya know... she does look like she smells really bad. I've never said something like that before. How does someone LOOK like they smell bad? I don't know, but she certainly does!
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Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Never heard this nickname before. Funny, but way off. They're not rodents, like squirrels, but related to weasels. Like, oh, otters & wolverines.
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John Dilligaf 8 months ago
according to my mom when I was around 2 or 3 I took off running toward a skunk shouting "kittie" . Fortunately mom was a bit faster than me.
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I have bad eyesight. I had a cat with similar markings of a skunk. It was dusk. I was walking towards my cat. At the last second I realized the situation I was in and hightailed it back into the house.
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Was sitting on the back porch talking to someone when one of the roommates came walking up the dirt road towards the house. About that time one of the skunks that lived under the house popped out and was heading down the path towards him. We thought he'd see it. Nope. Closer and closer...and then just when we thought disaster would strike, somehow they passed each other within inches. Looked like somehow the skunk had gone in between his stride. He refused to believe there was a skunk. This happened waaay before mobile phones with cameras were a thing.
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Dawn Marie 8 months ago
I LOVE crab and I have some rude children from the park you can use as bait. Let me know and I will tell you where and when!!
Bill Kubeck 8 months ago
Woot! Best update of this theme since "Unattended children will be added to the stew." And yes, I did the medieval recreation thing, so this is where I come from. :P
ronniebeaton00 8 months ago
I once saw a sign at my local model train exhibition that read "Unattended children will be dismantled into their individual component and sold as spare parts."
April Pickett 8 months ago
There are toes and fingers. These appendages are small enough for the crabs to enjoy.
And that wasn’t the last time a lack of labeling caused trouble. In 1996, Judy Dunne sued Wal-Mart after an exercise bike collapsed under her weight. The bike had no label indicating its weight limit, which turned out to be 250 pounds. Dunne weighed 500. She won the case, and that’s how we learned: yes, sometimes you really can be too big to exercise (on that specific bike, anyway).
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Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
Common courtesy on the trail, 100 feet away "Coming up!", if they are walking a dog, 200 feet.
veryvenasaur 8 months ago
My routine is first I ring the bell then if I get no response I politely yell "On your left/right" then as a last resort I shout "Oi BEHIND YOU!" It is a flawless system.
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Doug Moyer 8 months ago
No one does that when riding their bikes on the freaking sidewalks around here (especially these really fast e-bikes). If one of those bast@rds hits my wee little pup, I will put aside my passivism in an instant...
Riley Quinn 8 months ago
I would holler "on your right (or left)" to let people know I was passing them. Seemed easy enough.
Jeremy Bolanos 8 months ago
I work/live near a University. The safest place to walk in the bike lanes.
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Just Another Karen 8 months ago
at least the sign is still visible. flood won't catch people by surprise
Then there’s the time Apple was sued in 2006 by a man named John Kiel Patterson. He claimed his iPod could damage his hearing. Not because of the volume itself, but because there wasn’t a clear enough warning. While Apple had buried a note in the manual, they later added an actual pop-up alert and a volume-limiting option. And that’s why your phone kindly reminds you that blasting music for too long might not be the best idea.
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Baali Venomax 8 months ago
Useful if the individual cannot read English. Images are universal.
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Krd 8 months ago
Actually, it's quite hard to light gas on fire with a cigarette. You either need a legit flame, or for the gas vapor to be perfectly mixed with air in order to ignite the gas. Go take some gas and cigarette, and try to light it on fire with it, it's not going happen. I know this from first hand experience. All those movies where people flick the cigarette and cause an explosion are totally unrealistic.
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago
Wooden dock. Hot day. Spilled pool of gasoline. Want to take that chance?
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Michael Figueiredo 8 months ago
I don't understand the "absolutely". Is there a middle term between smoking and not smoking? Like, just a puff, then put it out?
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Edgar Rops 8 months ago
This one is easy. Probably some venue that does equestrian events. Someone's clean, groomed and brushed horse found a dirtiest spot to roll in, as they tend to do. And there was little time to get it clean, so shower it is.
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Earthquake903 8 months ago
I once found a woman washing her "bits" in the sink at Walmart. One foot on the counter. Splashing water on it with her hand...I'd rather have seen a horse.
Gen X Feral 8 months ago
Oh my gawd 🙈 Ya go in for groceries and end up needing therapy ffs
Load More Replies... Verena 8 months ago
Most likely livery or a shared stable with a full bathroom for convenience. It is tempting, and I would do so, if there is no sheltered area with warm water to bath the horses. Usually I do it outside, with cold water. But one of the adopted horses came in winter and was absolutely filthy, giving it a proper bath was impossible, because we also don't have closed stables.
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WindySwede 8 months ago
"How could I have known! I just bought a squarish box!"
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sbj 8 months ago
This is a sad reflection on our society today that signs like these are needed
Joe Reaves 8 months ago
It's more a case that it's easier to write a law that says if your product contains any one of these allergens you must warn for it than to draft one that has exceptions for 'obvious' products without leading to loopholes that cause confusion.
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MotherofGuineaPigs 8 months ago
I have seen a bag of shrimp with the warning - Allergen: shrimp
So what’s the lesson here, besides a few laughs at the expense of poorly labeled products? Just because something seems obvious to you, doesn’t mean it’s obvious to everyone. And that idea goes far beyond warning labels, it’s something worth remembering any time confusion or miscommunication creeps in.
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ohjojo (you/your's) 8 months ago
please cancel your appointment. and if you have not canceled 24 hours before you pass, you will still be charged for the appointment.
Baali Venomax 8 months ago
have an oujia board on hand to cancel if necessary.
Load More Replies... Bill Kubeck 8 months ago
After noticing the fine print under the image, I *seriously* need to hear the story behind this.
murmelinpaiva 8 months ago
In spite of my having told them several times, I keep getting text requests to make an eye appointment for my husband who died over a year ago.
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The Doom Song 8 months ago
it does make you wonder how many times this has happened before they had to put up a sign
Robert T 8 months ago
They watched the episode of Top Gear where Clarkson took a Peel P3 on a little joyride round the BBC, specifically the bit where he drives into the lift with Fiona Bruce!
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Verena 8 months ago
Caused by stupid tourists feeding the "poor birds" and getting upset when locals ask them not to. Then getting upset because they cannot eat their food while sitting on a bench, looking at the sea. Then getting upset because the locals did not warn them. Tourist season started yesterday. Yay.
Joe Reaves 8 months ago
I live in a town known for its shellfish and can say from experience, seagulls are a******s. Unfortunately, we're also near a breeding ground so they're protected.
Asmodeus Hare 8 months ago
I was not... pity the poor gull that tried me. I did something I will never accomplish again. I saw a gull going for my hotdog and the next thing we both know, the gull in on its back on the sand. I am sure someone has a video of me air suplexing the gull.
Load More Replies... Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
Or as my wife said at Clearwater pier: "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! MY PIZZA SLICE!"
Anxious Aardvark 8 months ago (edited)
I watched a kid burst into tears as a seagull walked up and snatched whatever he was eating out of his fingers and make its getaway. As his mother began to lecture him, another gull swooped in and snatched her sandwich out of her fingers. Beaches with tourists have trained sneak thieves with wings.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
Potatoes are the way to go. They fit better in your hand, easier to throw, they're pretty hefty, and will leave a welt.
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Andy Frobig 8 months ago
Why doesn't it say "please DONUT touch the glass? Missed opportunity...also when I was three, my dad held me up to watch a guy make donuts, and when the guy saw me, he threw a handful of dough at the window between us! Pretty sure I cried
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Jeremy Bolanos 8 months ago
The emergency exit is on the roof and the loading dock is down the street.
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Kayla Warren 8 months ago
I never thought I would relate to a piano on such a genuine emotional level.
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
This is oddly specific. Only Dachshunds are not permitted in the store? Harsh and very discriminatory.
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Littlemissgiggles165 8 months ago
My Mum carried Grandad's ashes around his house after he died so she got told to put Grandad down. Never thought I would ever tell someone that.
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General Anaesthesia 8 months ago (edited)
I'm pretty sure the owner would say, "none of your fornicating business" while swinging the bat. :)
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ninjaTrashPandaBoom 8 months ago
Yeah, what exactly is going on in these Art Now exhibits? And how much are tickets?
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Emma London 8 months ago
I was once in a party after which the venue introduced a strict "No glitter Ever" rule.
Geoffrey Scott 8 months ago
As a former school custodian, whoever invented glitter should be summarily executed.
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Brian Droste 8 months ago
All places that have any type of gatherings for such events including restaurants should have smoething similar.
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OpheliaPoe 8 months ago
Which "Town of Madrid" is this? Because it seems very fitting for my nearest Madrid (NM, USA).
Fry Day 8 months ago
Or, what about non-sticky vortexes and rich leprechauns?
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Chris the Bobcat 8 months ago
If this were New Madrid, Missouri, earthquakes would also make this list.
MotorcycleDoggo 8 months ago
Large or small Centaurs, as well as financially stable Leprechauns, are still covered.
Sonia Ceacero 8 months ago
All these things happen in this Madrid? In comparison, my Madrid (Spain) is very, very boring. Need to visit.
Karen Menard 8 months ago
Since the first problem is UFOs, yeah, probably NM and close enough to Roswell NM to spit on it! And Bigfoot isn't a presence in Spain, is it?
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 8 months ago
I must confess that I'm responsible for something similar... when I was at uni, we went clubbing and, after a few drinks, I got up onto one of the speakers and was dancing there for quite some time. The next time we went there were signs asking people not to dance on the speakers...
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Sue Denham 8 months ago
I'm mainly concerned about the chocolate donuts. Who would even do *that*?
Fellfromthemoon 8 months ago
I'd hope chocolate donuts is not an euphemism in a bathroom.
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Verena 8 months ago
For those wondering where the toilet paper should go then: Greece is one of the countries where the plumbing in some areas cannot process toilet paper, so it goes in a bin next to the toilet. I don't know if this is caused by the type of paper. The other items could refer to the size of number 2
Brittania Kelli 8 months ago
What I'm getting from this is that adult elephants can go for a swim in the loo with custard donuts, handguns, old fashioned saws and your current boyfriend.
StrangeOne 8 months ago
Baby Plucky would like to know if wallets and keys can go down the hoooooole
Rose the Cook 8 months ago
Dispose of your ex boyfriends and baby elephants humanely elsewhere, thanks.
Camber Hollywood 8 months ago
So I have to get fElon to let go of the chainsaw before flushing him? OK
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
You can't flush toilet paper down the toilet? I'm guessing this has something to do with the plumbing, but if it can't tolerate 1 ply tp, then I'd be really worried about going #2 and clogging the system.
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Sue Denham 8 months ago
Doesn't clarify who's smacking whom. Child's smacking distance is closer than adult's.
Karen Menard 8 months ago
This isn't, like, Disneyworld, is it? I heard they were suffering thru some hard times...
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Papa 8 months ago
I've heard of people sneaking into a cemetery to bury a loved one's ashes. I assume that's what has happened here, and probably not someone burying an intact body.
Load More Replies... Matt Blakeley 8 months ago
Don't worry. I, Dr. Frankenstein, am just here to do some unburying.
Karen Menard 8 months ago
No cats or parakeets in shoe boxes.. ever! I wonder if they would dig up an undocumented gravesite.
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MushroomHead22 8 months ago
this pool treating isolation better than most governments during covid.
Jane Hower 8 months ago
Our condo pool has a sign saying no babies in diapers allowed. So some stupid mom took her baby in WITHOUT the diaper and thought that was ok!!! OMG, the level of stupidity!!!!
Gracie Mae 8 months ago
i just want to know if the info is voluntary or is someone taking entrance surveys...?
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Beak Hookage 8 months ago
My life of crime began when I touched a "DO NOT TOUCH" sign. Today, the spree of heinous illegal acts continues.
Uncle Panda 8 months ago
To throw the authorities off your trail, I just cut the tag off of a pillow.
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Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
This sign needs to be posted more frequently, for those who tend to have walls jump out in front of them.
Lynchamigsakta 8 months ago
Ya I would definitely hit this wall whenwalkingthis corridor, probably everyday if I worked there
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sbj 8 months ago
If my experience of Subway is anything to go by, eating the wrapper would be preferable
Hippopotamuses 8 months ago
Really? Presumably someon'es tried to sue, for having done exactly that.
Nancy Parker 8 months ago
I would never mistake a printed wrapper for a tortilla, but I guess that's just me.
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L Norton 8 months ago
Don't know. But I have been looking for something to hang on the wall in the bathroom 🤔
Judy Reynolds 8 months ago
In my family, we hang the ancestors in the bathroom. Okay, only their pictures!
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Lynchamigsakta 8 months ago
Who wouldn't with a rowdy little Raccoon baby to care fore, moma needs a smoke break
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Riley Quinn 8 months ago
There are as many signs on the emergency exit doors in my building that, when opened, sound an alarm requiring someone to come in to shut them off. Guess how effective all those signs really are, esp. in the middle of the night.
Verena 8 months ago
It is for people (old or disabled) who cannot push a door open. Often seen in hospitals, doctors, nursing home. It ensures that the door is closed again, too.
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Random Jackass 8 months ago
Enough that it's no longer known as "s**t smashing".
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Leigh Tanner 8 months ago
Who in God's name does this? I mean, how vile. And waffle stomping??? There's a name for this??? Society's finished.
Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
TIWIDL- Today I wish I didn't learn about this phrase or that it's even an issue. 🤢
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Beak Hookage 8 months ago
Actually yes. Though usually the sign will say "this BATHROOM uses recycled water; do not drink from the taps". It'll be rainwater collected from the roof.
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Forrest Hobbs 8 months ago
This one's not completely crazy, because some electricians' tools are insulated so as to be safe to use on certain live circuits.
Zoey Bear 8 months ago (edited)
Yeah I'm not getting this one myself either. I actually have that exact Milwaukee wire s******r tool. Never mess with live wires. Edit: holy heck wire strípper come on bp
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WindySwede 8 months ago
perhaps a word not to talk loudly about now when the new one is president? 😬😮
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Corwin 02 8 months ago
it is a free service in Amsterdam Who can get tested for STIs at GGD Amsterdam? Lijst You can only get tested for STIs at GGD Amsterdam if one of the following points applies to you: you are under 25 years of age you are a man or trans person who has s*x with men you have symptoms or a sexual partner has been diagnosed with an STI you experienced sexual abuse you are a s*x worker you are from a country where STIs are common And although maybe arbitrary , 25 is indeed the age where we expect you to be able to afford your own tests and not leech from the community
Krd 8 months ago
Except shouldn't the priority be to stop the spread of STD's/STI's, and not be worried that people are "leech(ing) from the community?! I mean they aren't super expensive tests, and the taxpayer cost for taking care of infected people/pandemics is much higher than any possible cost these tests can cause.
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Child of the Stars 8 months ago
I think it's on a bus. You push the button to tell the driver to stop at the next bus stop.
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Camber Hollywood 8 months ago
Idiots need to install a net in front of the window, not a sign.
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Bi.Felicia 8 months ago
Sucks to be WPCAI, everyone else is apparently welcome to publicly display their affection.
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Beak Hookage 8 months ago
They have signs like these at my university. It's for the benefit of international students who aren't familiar with our kind of toilet.
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Daniel Atkins 8 months ago
Our town has a dedicated truck turnaround because the Gps send the drivers away from the Wal Mart DC. Too many depend too much on GPS since the DC is visible from the exit ramp.
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veryvenasaur 8 months ago
This is obviously a bit different but in the locker rooms at the pool they have one of those put at head height and it's am excellent way to dry your hair.
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Chocolate llama 8 months ago
for some reason I initially read "we just don't sell hotdogs" and was even more confused
Mark Wilson 8 months ago
Maybe we're misunderstanding and the hot dogs are especially righteous
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Vylnce NA 8 months ago
Possibly legal in some jurisdiction. Not the greatest idea, but legal.
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Stephanie A Mutti 8 months ago
He does not sound like someone you want to talk to. I imagine it's a lot of him telling you how smart he is.
Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
A person might be afraid to open a window, especially if pulled over by an unmarked car, or in a remote are, etc.
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Papa 8 months ago
Many years ago I had a coworker who was a beekeeper, and his truck broke down near a prison back in the days before cell phones, so he started walking to get some help. Apparently a large man wearing white coveralls walking down the road caused the local residents some concern.
Leg less In Minneapolis 8 months ago
I have seen a version of this on the highway into McAllen TX
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Robert Trebor 8 months ago
There used to be in San Jose area, California, a two-lane road which was the outflow of a four lane divided road, and one would come around a curve to confront a sign that said Speed Limit 14. And they meant it, right after that was a very serious speed bump, which if you were going any faster, would cause you to seriously wonder if your car was intact.
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Child of the Stars 8 months ago
I'm guessing this is near a swimming pool or at a water park or beach.
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Not-a-Clue (she/her) 8 months ago
That looks like Robin Hood's Bay in North Yorkshire. I'm pretty sure I saw that notice when we visited last year. There's no vehicles allowed along that stretch of the road under any circumstances. There are really beautiful views if you can manage the walk.
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Beak Hookage 8 months ago
Doesn't look like something your dog would enjoy anyway. Mine certainly wouldn't have.
Milady Blue 8 months ago
Putting a harness on my cat would not end well for the hands of the person attempting to put that harness on him.
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Rosecrucian Roeth 8 months ago
We are not what you think, nor what we say, we are................period, sort of
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Alex Boyd 8 months ago
I've probably told this story here before, but the desk calendars we got at my workplace in 2020 were defective--you tore off February, and it was February again. If the mistake had been with March, it would have been so eerie. (We got the replacement ones in maybe a week before we went home for the 10 days that lasted 6 months.
Apatheist Account2 8 months ago
I got a calendar that had the fifth month removed. I was dismayed.
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Uncle Schmickle 8 months ago
Silly me .... I thought that was the purpose of a handle ..... for lifting !
Ace 8 months ago
Looks like a washing machine or some other domestic appliance, with a handle to open the door but which is not strong enough if you're needing to move the machine itself..
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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 8 months ago
How long does one have to be stationary before they become an exhibit?
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Ace 8 months ago (edited)
Err, no, it's common practice for some people to walk up or down moving escalators. For example, go to any London Underground station and you'll see 'stand on the right' signs to ensure you leave space for walkers to pass you on the left.
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Carl Roberts 8 months ago
Translation: We don't want to pay our employees more, so we're making the customers do it. At $23 for fajitas, they can afford to pay their employees more.
Vylnce NA 8 months ago
Maybe. Depends on the local. In rural Wisconsin, yes. If that is in the Bay Area, no.
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This is where the American spelling of 'cheque' can be confusing. Do they mean it's added to everybody's bill, as in "check please" or just those guests who are paying by cheque/check?
Child of the Stars 8 months ago
It's added to everybody's bill. It's highly unlikely they accept a personal check/cheque for payment as most places no longer do.
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Verena 8 months ago (edited)
"Please do not pick up the (baby) goats". Looks like a petting are in a zoo or farm. Maybe too many people dropped them and they got injured. Or in general, goats are not stuffed toys to be csrried around. Obviously popular by German speaking tourists, German is at the top, but incorrect. It should be "Bitte die Ziegen nicht aufheben/tragen. Vielen Dank".
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Lady Eowyn 8 months ago
My aunt from California visited us in Maryland one time and did this. Yuk.
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Beak Hookage 8 months ago
I am now basking in the smug glow of having instantly gotten that reference.
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Koala_Tralala 8 months ago
Shut up, you greedy goblins. It's YOUR job to pay your employees decent wages. Sincerely, customers
Chris the Bobcat 8 months ago
I expect that I will tip based on the level of service I am given. I don't like tipping culture, but I also don't like rude treatment.
Michael Largey 8 months ago
Something tells me that this management is taking part of the servers' tips.
Uncle Schmickle 8 months ago
Another example of employers expecting customers to make up for miserable wages.
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Chris the Bobcat 8 months ago
I was at a plant nursery recently. The warning sign had a pictogram that indicated not to touch the leaves of some particular plants. The text simply read, "I am Groot."
Rick Murray 8 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/NYYeGVll.jpg I saw this at a local supermarket. The woman at the information desk assured me that there was a reason why this sign existed. 🤮
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some of them are made just to bring awareness to possible situations, but I'd wager that MOST of them are because at least ONE person did something ignorant...like what was on the sign!
Chris the Bobcat 8 months ago
I was at a plant nursery recently. The warning sign had a pictogram that indicated not to touch the leaves of some particular plants. The text simply read, "I am Groot."
Rick Murray 8 months ago
https://i.imgur.com/NYYeGVll.jpg I saw this at a local supermarket. The woman at the information desk assured me that there was a reason why this sign existed. 🤮
JB 8 months ago (edited)
People, please don’t click on links like this. It might be benign but export=download is a potential red flag for malware. Especially when this is a personal drive, not public domain. I repeat, do not click on the link. ETA: by all means keep downvoting but the original posted link has been updated from a link to a personal drive with exe capabilities. You’re fůcking welcome that someone on here has the technical knowledge to spot a potential malicious link and warn you.
Load More Replies... Gracie Mae 8 months ago
some of them are made just to bring awareness to possible situations, but I'd wager that MOST of them are because at least ONE person did something ignorant...like what was on the sign!
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