x Facebook shareFacebook Pinterest sharePinterest Twitter shareTwitter FunnyMay 18, 2024 50 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Had People Cracking Up Justin Sandberg and Mantas Kačerauskas Open list comments 3 Vote arrow up Vote arrow down 128 Open list comments 3 Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Checkmark Link copied! Share icon Share Publish Not your original work? Add source ADVERTISEMENT Good jokes tend to be short, a punchline doesn’t hit the same if you have to wade through an endless mire of text. This is perhaps why X (formerly Twitter) was such a hub of humor, memes and hilarious posts, since a limited character count is like a secret hack for humor. We’ve gathered some of the funniest and most relatable posts by women on X (formerly Twitter) that might make you chuckle. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts, feelings and experiences in the comments section below. This post may include affiliate links. #1 Share icon amydillon Report Add photo comments POST ano nym ano nym Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Amen! Vote comment up 76 76points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu Modal close #2 Share icon alyssaleann Report Add photo comments POST Patrick H Patrick H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report This is the best feeling! Vote comment up 65 65points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #3 Share icon elle91 Report Add photo comments POST flower petals flower petals Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report The first step is easy, it’s keeping it up that takes work.. Vote comment up 56 56points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu While women have been attempting to try their hands at comedy for as long as comedy has existed, unfortunately most ancient societies had a pretty dim view of female humor. The ancient Greeks, for all their literary and playwriting talent, would still use male actors for female roles.Indeed, the common belief among ancient Greek men (which in some forms persists to this day) was that a woman’s sense of humor was based on her enjoyment of male jokes. However, they seemed to also be perfectly ok limiting a woman’s access to the stage to actually test this hypothesis, which might be pretty telling. #4 Share icon alice_x_daniels Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I applaud you! And you, and you! All of you people sitting indoors while it's raining, I applaud you! Vote comment up 57 57points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #5 Share icon Lottie_Poppie Report Add photo comments POST Jennik Jennik Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Like drinking the mouthful of your tea/coffee/wine without realising it was the last bit so you can be emotionally prepared for it. Vote comment up 64 64points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #6 Share icon alisontheread Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Poison butt sword... why are these not the official words. Who wants to sign my petition to change stingers to poison butt sword? Vote comment up 196 196points Vote comment down reply H G H G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signer. Vote comment up 16 16points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... flower petals flower petals Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signer 2. Vote comment up 13 13points Vote comment down reply This panda says ur worth it This panda says ur worth it Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signer three Vote comment up 11 11points Vote comment down reply ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signer four. Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply Bored something Bored something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report And agreed. Paperwork in process. Vote comment up 12 12points Vote comment down reply Orang lord Orang lord Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report *signs aggressively* Vote comment up 12 12points Vote comment down reply Amanda Moore Amanda Moore Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Definitely will sign 😃🐝 Vote comment up 13 13points Vote comment down reply shootthemoon shootthemoon Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report 📝📝signing📝📝petition📝📝📝📝📝 Vote comment up 11 11points Vote comment down reply Diana Schlafer Diana Schlafer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signing Also, who wants to join my band: Poison Butt Sword? Vote comment up 10 10points Vote comment down reply Bored something Bored something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I'll be a groupie. Trust me, you don't want me in the band. Vote comment up 5 5points Vote comment down reply EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I can sing and play the spoons 🥄 Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ ⨺⃝ ~Just-A-Black-Cat-Lover~ ⨺⃝ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I play the clarinet! I will! Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply Kwahli Naazim Kwahli Naazim Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report SIGNED Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply TheGoodBoi TheGoodBoi Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signed! 🐾 Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply Titanoboa Titanoboa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report VENOM butt sword, but yes. Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply Michael Largey Michael Largey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Sorry, signing petitoons gives me hives. Vote comment up 7 7points Vote comment down reply flower petals flower petals Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report 😆😂 Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Peyton4ever Peyton4ever Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report *signs* Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply Maartje Maartje Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report *Signs and upvotes while nodding fiercely-* Vote comment up 5 5points Vote comment down reply Jess Smith Jess Smith Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signed. Also, who thinks bees should be called Wielders of the Poison Butt Sword now? Vote comment up 5 5points Vote comment down reply River wolf (she/her) River wolf (she/her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Yassss Vote comment up 2 2points Vote comment down reply Valek Fermiga Valek Fermiga Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Got the appointment with No. 10 all set up for next week - We will hand deliver the petition.... Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply BMXemplary BMXemplary Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Achievement, dammit! It's pollen season and I've got signers issues. Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply River wolf (she/her) River wolf (she/her) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Me Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply 🦄 Unicorn Princess 🦄 Unicorn Princess Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Count me in! Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 EmAdoresHerKats🇮🇪🇵🇸🇩🇿 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I'm definitely signing Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply james stevenson james stevenson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report And Calvin wants to change "the big bang" to "the horrendous space kablooie" Vote comment up 2 2points Vote comment down reply Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report im in Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Mauve Mouse Mauve Mouse Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report All of us Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply StrangeTrout StrangeTrout Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Me, I will! Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Jude Laskowski Jude Laskowski Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I'll sign! Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply JustYourAveragePANda JustYourAveragePANda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report *signs and upvotes, all the while nodding and telling my little bro to call it this* Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply That Person That Person Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Signed. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Nichole Harris Nichole Harris Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report OMG take my vote!!!!! Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Definitely a Human Definitely a Human Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Just wait til you find out about Greek / Latin prefixes and suffixes. Electroencephologram = electric head picture Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Gaerwing Gaerwing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Bumblebees are friends if you're gentle! They don't want to sting because it hurts them too. You can deffo pick them up and pet them, they are very fluffy and sweet. Go forth, pet a bumblebee, pick her up and put her on the most polleny flower you can find, make her day. Vote comment up 15 15points Vote comment down reply Virgil Blue Virgil Blue Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report If I come across one that looks tired, I do just that. Makes me happy to see their little tongues come out once they sense the pillen and nectar. Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Marcellus II Marcellus II Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Indeed this post was nonsense! Cats also have claws, and they'll be used if you 'cuddle' wrongly. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Hakitosama Hakitosama Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Even if you cuddle them right (why ho why are you massaging my leg like that if you're happy dimit 😭) Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Slytherin_4_LYF Slytherin_4_LYF Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report It actually doesn't hurt a bumblebee to sting. Unlike a honeybee, they don't have barbs on their stinger so they can sting multiple times. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Maartje Maartje Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Yup, I have done that. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply similarly similarly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report A lot of bees and wasps and hornets won't bother you unless you're too close to the nest, or you accidentally stepped on one. I heard somewhere that if you crush a bee or wasp, it can release pheromones that might make others more aggressive. I live in Japan, and we get giant Asian hornets sometimes where I work, but I find they're really docile if move slowly, stay calm, etc. They used to get in through the open window and then couldn't find their way back out, so I'd get them to crawl on something so I could help them to the window. Honestly, people are too big for them to worry about. Most are pretty good. Except yellowjackets. They're just mean and hostile! Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply Stephanie Did It Stephanie Did It Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Yellow Jackets! Few things are more eerie than realizing you are near a nest, and when they notice you looking at them, every one slowly rotates on the nest until they're all staring at YOU. Back away slowly. Ignore them and they'll ignore you. Vote comment up 5 5points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Titanoboa Titanoboa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report ughhhh I hate yellow jackets Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Verena Verena Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Once found an exhausted wasp/hornet during early spring. Fed it water and jam over night, it was shiny and lively the next morning. Had not a single wasp problem the entire summer, as if this one instructed the others "good person, leave it alone". Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply similarly similarly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report During summer, they need water. Sugar's not usually a problem, but water definitely is, which is why they come to pools, and will even come get friendly if I sweat too much. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Farnzy Farnzy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report POISON BUTT SWORD NEW BAND NAME I CALL IT! Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply Mike Loux Mike Loux Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report That's right up there with calling woodpeckers' beaks "face knives". Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply LeMurierBonjour LeMurierBonjour Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I think the cruellest trick nature plays on humankind is that dogs have shorter lives than us. Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply tee-lena tee-lena Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report This one right here. Cats too. I've had one cat who made it to 20 years. Purely on ornriness. I know the spellings wrong but I'm being lazy Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... flower petals flower petals Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report If the kindest hearts were awarded the longest lives, dogs would outlive us all. 🐶 Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Susan Teter Susan Teter Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Poison butt sword...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Vote comment up 2 2points Vote comment down reply amy harvey amy harvey Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I got stung by both a wasp and a bee, wasp stings are worse. They feel like burning gasoline and their stingers aren't left on you so they can sting you many more times, I got those 3 times. A bee, only once, and the stinger part was the part after the sting. Vote comment up 1 1point Vote comment down reply Alpacas_Are_Life Alpacas_Are_Life Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I like bumblebees because they are so cute and they won't hurt you unless you pinch or hurt them somehow. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply somnomania (she/her, queer) somnomania (she/her, queer) Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report most actual bumblebees are pretty chill, but carpenter bees (which look like bumblebees but not fuzzy) can and will sting you for trying to interact with them Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Sheryl Thompson Sheryl Thompson Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report " Poison butt sword 😂😂😂 Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Zoey Rayne Zoey Rayne Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I learned this the hard way at age three, when assuming bumble bees were as harmless as woolly caterpillars. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Annabel Again Annabel Again Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Try nicely petting their fuzzy softness when you see one eating from a flower if you're intimidated. Do not panic make loud sounds or sudden movements. It flies away don't give up be very gentle and try again. Then you can graduate to picking them up if you like. I don't know a single single person on this earth was ever ever been stung by one ever. I'm sure somebody exists, but they're very docile and just want to eat there, especially as the summer wind down to fall Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Dee Rutherford Dee Rutherford Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Bumblebees don’t sting. Honey bees on the other hand…😖 Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Multa Nocte Multa Nocte Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Queens and workers can sting, but males, who are fewer, smaller and found near the end of the hive's development, can not. Unlike honeybees, a bumblebee does not die after stinging, and can sting more than once (similar to a wasp). The good thing is that bumblebees are generally pretty relaxed and peaceful. -https://www.biobees.co.nz/pages/safety-around-bees Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Ladedah Ladedah Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report OK, I'm loving the whole "poison butt sword" 🤣... now the real question is: why arent we talking about carpenter bees (which bore into wood)? ... and look an aweful lot like bumble bees. One year - way back when and out sunning myself on a brand new wood deck - these damn bumble bees were everywhere... except, they weren't. After I googled the carpenters that I liked to call "Wood Bees", I discovered that only females have stingers. Buzzed (hehehe) on wine, I started asking the bees "wood you bee a male or a female... ah, you're male... well... you wood bee a problem, but you don't have a stinger" 🤣🤣🤣 Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Robin DJW Robin DJW Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I got jabbed by one of those bumble bee poison but swords. It caused a hard pecan-sized lump that lasted and itched for weeks. I always try to maintain a respectful distance. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Samsquatch & Monko Samsquatch & Monko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report THEY ARE NOT HUGGABLE THEY ARE TERRYFYING MONSTERS Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Eric Williams Eric Williams Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report However, it's only the Queen's and the workers that have stingers. Um, well who else is there? Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Tom Brincefield Tom Brincefield Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report The drones. You know, the males. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Sprouted Tater Sprouted Tater Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Me—me I Would!! Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Kraneia The Dancing Dryad Kraneia The Dancing Dryad Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I don't think bumbles have stingers do they? They can bite tho. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Bored something Bored something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Bees don't bite. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Titanoboa Titanoboa Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report they do, I was in an outdoor pool once, a bee fell in, I picked it up out of the water, it bit me. no signs that it was a sting, and it more startled me than hurt. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply ElfVibratorGlitter ElfVibratorGlitter Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Wasn't a bumblebee, just a normal one that got into my house this morning, but my cat actually ran and hid. 😊Guess she's met a bee before. Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Spicy raisins are delicious, but you gotta be careful pouncing them. Vote comment up 4 4points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Cin Cin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Bubbles don't have stingers Vote comment up 0 0points Vote comment down reply Jk Jk Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Not sure where you heard this, but they certainly do have stingers. They just rarely sting people. Vote comment up 6 6points Vote comment down reply Load More Replies... Domi Lee Bjelka Domi Lee Bjelka Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Common myth. My biology teacher told the students that bumblebees don't have stingers until I brought him one 😂 He is doctor of natural sciences 🤦🏼♀️ Vote comment up 3 3points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu Part of the issue was that much of the paying power and thereby demand was skewed against female comedy. However, as women entered the workforce, they gained both the ability to “work” in comedy and to pay to consume it, like both arms of a set of bellows fanning a fire. By the 1920s, general demand for mass media, including comedy, finally gave some women the chance to shine. #7 Share icon raewolff_ Report Add photo comments POST François Carré François Carré Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Yes ! Also, caryatids and telamons. Vote comment up 53 53points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... 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View more commentsArrow down menu However, let’s face it, it’s not like the media we consume is now a perfect and fair representation. In Hollywood, for example, there are roughly 2.24 male characters for every female character in all types of films, not just comedy. This same study also found that roughly only 30% of women's roles even involve speaking. ADVERTISEMENT #10 Share icon goldengateblond Report Add photo comments POST ZuriLovesYou ZuriLovesYou Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Maybe I shouldn't have kids. Vote comment up 84 84points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... 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View more commentsArrow down menu However, unlike the old, focus-group-worshiping executives deciding on who gets to star where, social media is a tad more democratic. Indeed, you don’t need to somehow try open mic after open mic, if you want a shot at comedy, you can simply make a post here and there and see what gains traction. #13 Share icon belhanawelshefa Report Add photo comments POST Bored something Bored something Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Books too. Sometimes I have finished it and then gone right back to chapter one so I don't have to leave. Come on Mr Rothfuss, I need to know what happens to Kvothe and Denna and how he meets Bast. Vote comment up 68 68points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... 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Vote comment up 45 45points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT This is perhaps why, as of 2023, online comedy is popular among female comedians, with 92% of them using Instagram and 89% using Twitter. The internet is full of comedy gold, so perhaps take note of the posters who tickle your fancy and give them a follow. #16 Share icon superkeara Report Add photo comments POST I_imagine_even_worse_w***s I_imagine_even_worse_w***s Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report This! plus my sister always told me I'd be kicked out of a cult for being far too annoying. That ans that kidnappers would return me pretty quickly! Vote comment up 75 75points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #17 Share icon FoucaultFanatic Report Add photo comments POST Gaerwing Gaerwing Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report How do men not realise how fücking creepy this sort of behaviour is? Vote comment up 171 171points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #18 Share icon Lilblack_heart Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Well yeah, the intense music and life stories and stuff, honestly I can relate half the time. Vote comment up 36 36points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu Despite the clear and present evidence that women are, very regularly, funny, there still are sizable gender imbalances in comedy as well. UK comedy panel shows are, regularly, two thirds male, for example, limiting potential exposure for female comedians. The silver lining is that this is still a vast improvement from the 1980s, where women were just 3% of guests. #19 Share icon natalievdavila Report Add photo comments POST M S M S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report It's funny in German too. Tot ist German for dead. Or more like saying happily "deaad". Vote comment up 87 87points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT #20 Share icon courtneyhalltv Report Add photo comments POST Savannah Farmer Savannah Farmer Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report When the time comes the me that was cool with the plans is long gone. Day of you've reached hermit me that just wants to hibernate at home. Vote comment up 42 42points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #21 Share icon CynicalTherapi1 Report Add photo comments POST ZuriLovesYou ZuriLovesYou Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report When you put it like that... Vote comment up 63 63points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu Similarly, in the US, most comedy club lineups will still be male-dominated. For example, in 2014, New York comedy club Carolines featured only 20% female performers. These numbers have improved since then, but 2014 was only a decade ago, women have been in the arts, one way or another, for centuries. #22 Share icon sensualitay Report Add photo comments POST ElfVibratorGlitter ElfVibratorGlitter Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Hahaha. It couple. Thanks dad Vote comment up 41 41points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #23 Share icon yeeeerika Report Add photo comments POST Mrs. Dearly Regret Mrs. Dearly Regret Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report The cicades will join me screaming Vote comment up 43 43points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #24 Share icon oneawkwardmom Report Add photo comments POST Patrick H Patrick H Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I worry about whether I should give the correct answer when it's blurry but I can still sorta tell what it is. Then afterward, I discover that I was actually wrong, anyway. Vote comment up 61 61points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu Often, the female comedians of the past, like the legendary Phyllis Diller, had to resort to self-deprecation to draw a laugh. She would mock her own physical appearance and, at times, call herself ugly. Self-deprecation isn’t anything new in comedy, but it’s telling that female comedians were forced into this mold until quite recently. ADVERTISEMENT #25 Share icon peaaachesxx Report Add photo comments POST Peppy Peppy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I think I’m better as a theory Vote comment up 44 44points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #26 Share icon dietz_meredith Report Add photo comments POST Amanda Moore Amanda Moore Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Over 40 and still say tummy just because I can...so 😝 to you!!! Vote comment up 36 36points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #27 Share icon x_zaich Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Just a little nap. A teensy weensy 25 hour nap that I can take and then resume yesterday. Vote comment up 56 56points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu Some have even gone as far as to argue that stand-up comedy is a male-dominated medium. Braggadocious stories, tales of exploits and aggressive language and punchlines all are still quite popular. Women are slowly changing this mode, but viewers still see the male elements of comedy as core components of it, not just things that have become normalized. #28 Share icon surajdukhii Report Add photo comments POST similarly similarly Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I doubt this very much. In my experience, the genuinely stupid don't know they're genuinely stupid. Far from it, they frequently assume they're the smartest person in the room. Vote comment up 86 86points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #29 Share icon ciaraelliss Report Add photo comments POST Peppy Peppy Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Ahh beer goggles, the soft focus lens of life 🤩 Vote comment up 71 71points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu See Also on Bored Panda Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?” Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women #30 Share icon maddyismad4 Report Add photo comments POST I_imagine_even_worse_w***s I_imagine_even_worse_w***s Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I'm not sure how many hearing "everything happens for a reason" moments I have left before someone is punched. Vote comment up 75 75points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics) “Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way This is why, despite some recent issues, X remains a heaven for comedy, intentional or not. The character limits foster creativity, you can get immediate feedback and folks can riff on each other's work in the replies. Plus it never hurts to see someone express in words something you have always felt deep down. #31 Share icon ollkorrect0 Report Add photo comments POST trollingergirl trollingergirl Community Member • points posts comments upvotes 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I wish I could do that, too. Vote comment up 42 42points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #32 Share icon Kristen_Arnett Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report They need to send it fast so that I have more time to write mine Vote comment up 16 16points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #33 Share icon superkeara Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report We can twin for that second! 🤗 Vote comment up 15 15points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #34 Share icon AlannaBennett Report Add photo comments POST StrangeTrout StrangeTrout Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Knackered is a fantastic word and it is enormously descriptive. You know immediately what someone is experiencing with themselves, the car or whatever. It is also a great name for gonads - knackers, as in, "Silly fool got kicked in the knackers.". Always makes me snork! Vote comment up 2 2points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #35 Share icon tenderlettuce Report Add photo comments POST She speaks poniards She speaks poniards Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Sounds like a philosophical question to start with, but I suppose one might answer it literally, as well... 🤔 Vote comment up 8 8points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #36 Share icon sixfootcandy Report Add photo comments POST Mia C Mia C Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report especially in the morning Vote comment up 15 15points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda 50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics #37 Share icon RiotGrlErin Report Add photo comments POST Lauren S Lauren S Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Did it play in anyone else’s head? Vote comment up 102 102points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #38 Share icon Nicebutcrazyred Report Add photo comments POST Bonesko Bonesko Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report 💊💊💊💊💊💊It's not working! I don't feel emotionally supported! And my back still hurts. Vote comment up 33 33points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #39 Share icon visionbored2 Report Add photo comments POST moggie63 moggie63 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Shoplifting has its perks. Vote comment up 17 17points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #40 Share icon ettesalveregina Report Add photo comments POST Pan Narrans Pan Narrans Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report A fruity AirTag, some spending money and a religious picture. Your mom is trying to keep you safe from different kinds of harm. Do you have a track record to warrant this? Vote comment up 55 55points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #41 Share icon mom_needsalife Report Add photo comments POST H G H G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Taylor Swift has everything else covered! Vote comment up 15 15points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #42 Share icon 4RlDA Report Add photo comments POST IYAAYAS64 IYAAYAS64 Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I swear to all that’s holy that feeling comes from hormones. When you get older you wake up one day and it’s gone. It’s wonderful to no longer GAF. I think it’s just one of those things we don’t openly discuss with others Vote comment up 29 29points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #43 Share icon genmxn Report Add photo comments POST Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Nope. Light blue eyes. I'm absolutely in love with Marc Harmon's eyes. Vote comment up 42 42points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #44 Share icon AbbyHiggs Report Add photo comments POST flower petals flower petals Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I believe they are called Cumberbit*hes. 😊 Vote comment up 41 41points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu ADVERTISEMENT See Also on Bored Panda “Everyone Went Dead Silent”: Family Dinner Ends In Tears After Woman Announces 7th Pregnancy Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out #45 Share icon lolennui Report Add photo comments POST H G H G Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report It's the printer, we rage against that specific machine.... Vote comment up 57 57points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #46 Share icon nikkiii_x0 Report Add photo comments POST David Martin David Martin Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report This suddenly makes me want to go to literally ANY occasion where you wear a "Hello, My Name Is..." badge, just to stick one of these right underneath it and enjoy the reactions Vote comment up 29 29points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #47 Share icon sonofalli Report Add photo comments POST Undercover Undercover Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report You can't safe everyone 🤷🏻♀️ Vote comment up 13 13points Vote comment down reply View more commentsArrow down menu #48 Share icon KimmyMonte Report Add photo comments POST Boredest Panda Boredest Panda Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Taylor writes a lot of songs about breakup and relationships but how about we start writing songs that the single pringles can relate to Vote comment up 32 32points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #49 Share icon superkeara Report Add photo comments POST Nosirrow Nosirrow Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report I have one male pupil, 9 or 10, whose handwriting is so unbelievably beautiful. I don't understand, a boy writes prettily? He wants to be understood? That's crazy. Vote comment up 42 42points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu #50 Share icon lethalrejection Report Add photo comments POST Betta Fish Betta Fish Community Member • points posts comments upvotes FollowUnfollow 5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017 Round attention Svg Vector Icons : http://www.onlinewebfonts.com/icon Report Is that bad? I mean 77 percent of house builders are still men... (shoutout to women for doing that 23! Thats great!) But idk a lot of those guys build houses and say hiii Vote comment up 31 31points Vote comment down reply View More Replies... View more commentsArrow down menu Note: this post originally had 80 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes. Anyone can write on Bored Panda. Start writing! Follow Bored Panda on Google News! Follow us on Flipboard.com/@boredpanda! Modal close Add New Image Modal close Add Your Photo To This List Please use high-res photos without watermarks Upload from computerUpload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Not your original work? Add source Publish Modal close Modal close Upload from computerUpload Photo Ooops! Your image is too large, maximum file size is 8 MB. Upload Upload Edit Image Error occurred when generating embed. Please check link and try again. 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