Now that is funny!

ROTFL I love her sense for humor and her outlook on life (finding the positive side of things). And yes, commas are important.

she killing it just with the status, yet along how cute she is

"She suffers from poor choices." Don't we all.

Introvert Level 100

So, childhood trauma is already out of the way even before meeting 👍 :D

who typed the bio? asking the real question!

HA! Yes!

"Nocturnal", same here

and still looked good and happy

Fair enough. But that gun seems threatening

I often have every intention of freezing a portion for later consumption...always end up eating the whole damn lot!

Reletable

Is it strange that what I find most irritating about this is that she can't hang her dish towels up properly?

He's attractive also!

One dangerous girl to know.

Ashley, I like the way you tinder

'i want to be like her when i grow up' says me as i sit in my bed while I could be doing something productive like saving the world

Witness Protection Program, MI-6 or CIA?

Tinder

This is gold. XD

Anyone else have the miasion impossible theme song going through their heads

I'm in love...Has gorgeous blue eyes and drinks from a pint glass!!!

She likes dogs, Rick and Morty, and getting drunk...she's a keeper

Don't worry, I'll carry you in my arms and we can sit my the sea.

Really like this one

Is it possible to sue your parents for making you a perpetual target for bad jokes...? Okay, I'm (kind of) joking, but...poor girl!

Shame, you're missing out seeing that lovely face in the mirror every day.

Awwwwww <3

Ya, I can't reach the top shelf either... but it could be a good way to meet new people. Just yesterday, at home depot, I couldnt reach what I needed, guess I looked ridiculous trying because the employee came up to me laughing asking if I needed help.

You will also give me a nasty rash after few months.

same

For those who don't get it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE

I had a friend (who shared a name with a fruit) who is deaf. Whenever someone was annoying her she just turned her hearing aids off. She also looked like Maya Matlin from Degrassi.

Or... "I need someone to be my right hand, man"

I never get this ad. If 9 out of 10 recommend it why do they all in the ad act that all 10 do. Shouldn't 1 at least be a grumpy cat. I don't get it

Lets weave subtle hypnosis techniques in to my bio...You are feeling sleepy, I am the one...

˙sʇǝʞɔod ʎɯ ɟo ʇno ƃuıןןɐɟ sdǝǝʞ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ןןɐ ,ʎʇןnɐɟ ǝɹɐ sɹǝsnoɹʇ ʎɯ ,uɯɐᗡ

I'd do it....which email address?

Look like best buddies.

I want to upvote this more :)

Ooh it is cuute! I really hope he finds his anty-mat-stepper:P girlfriend

Disturbing.

good taste in music, 'tho....

But did any of them get the job, or at least an interview??

Baby daddy in some real trouble!

II wonder if she's one of those people who cuts out old faces from pictures and pastes in new ones.

I may need some sort of explanation on that.

red & freckled....sure!

Well... she has the body to be one...

Clever this Armenian...

she won

So can I just have the cat and just skip the whole thing?

The tall girl on the left isn't Annabeth. It's volleyball player Dana Rettke. She's 2,03m (6'8").

and uses Comic Sans?

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Well that's a start...You're a bit quirky aren't you.

Don't look down on yourself. Remember, the sky's the limit!