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The world went from “love is in the air” to “love is on the screen” very fast. If you’re still transitioning, you need some guidance. While having everything just a click away might be very convenient, the competition is a huge challenge. With so many Internet users, it’s quite hard to present yourself memorably. Some people have already figured out the cheats of the online dating game (especially on Tinder), and the winning strategy includes having funny things to put in your bio.

Bored Panda has collected funny profile descriptions that made their authors stand out. From embracing their disabilities to poetically insulting their name, these folks are excellent teachers of bringing out the best of yourself with the help of hilarious Tinder bios. Scroll down and upvote those who you think have winning Tinder bios.

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    The Difference A Comma Can Make

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROTFL I love her sense for humor and her outlook on life (finding the positive side of things). And yes, commas are important.

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    An Example of Funny Tinder Bios for Girls

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    DateCheri

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    How to Create the Ideal Tinder Bio

    The first thing to do to stand out among Tinder users is to sell or advertise your dating profile cleverly, and you have to do it well. Funny Tinder bios are a smart move to attract potential dates when they’re swiping in the app. They know there are plenty of good Tinder bio lines to choose from, so in order to stand out, you need to come up with a funny bio for Tinder. Modern times call for modern solutions. 

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    Here's a quick wrap-up of the expert tips from the latest Women’s Health Magazine publication. When crafting the best bio for your Tinder account, consider these 5 important aspects.

    1. Keep your bio short, sweet, and highlight key aspects of yourself.

    2. Cut the nice-cliche and be upfront about what you're looking for.

    3. Share tidbits that invite others to engage with you in conversations.

    4. Share meaningful aspects of yourself instead of generic statements.

    5. Focus on expressing what you want rather than what you don't. Be open and write positive lines in your Tinder bio.

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    Marco Polo

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, childhood trauma is already out of the way even before meeting 👍 :D

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    #7

    The Perfect Bio Doesn’t Exist?

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    #10

    I Thought Her Bio Was A Joke. It Wasn't

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    Current Relationship Status: I Can Relate

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    Ginge
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I often have every intention of freezing a portion for later consumption...always end up eating the whole damn lot!

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    #14

    Don't Always Trust 5 Star Ratings

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    Chicago Kitty
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it strange that what I find most irritating about this is that she can't hang her dish towels up properly?

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    #17

    It's Tough Being A Single Mom

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    Gary
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in love...Has gorgeous blue eyes and drinks from a pint glass!!!

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    #18

    Girl Of Your Dreams: A Brief Presentation

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    Matched With A Disabled Chick Today

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    #21

    This Poor Woman

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    Xandra
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it possible to sue your parents for making you a perpetual target for bad jokes...? Okay, I'm (kind of) joking, but...poor girl!

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    #22

    Didn't See That Coming

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    Gary
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shame, you're missing out seeing that lovely face in the mirror every day.

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    #23

    I Was Swiping On Tinder And This Came Up. Someone Give This Man A Medal, My Heart Is So Warm

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    A Friend That Cares

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    LOttawa
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya, I can't reach the top shelf either... but it could be a good way to meet new people. Just yesterday, at home depot, I couldnt reach what I needed, guess I looked ridiculous trying because the employee came up to me laughing asking if I needed help.

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    #25

    Best Tinder Tagline

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    Found One

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    #28

    What?

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    Sage Jay
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend (who shared a name with a fruit) who is deaf. Whenever someone was annoying her she just turned her hearing aids off. She also looked like Maya Matlin from Degrassi.

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    #29

    I Had A Good Chuckle When I Read The Bio

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    Laughed Hard At This

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    Luna Rose
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never get this ad. If 9 out of 10 recommend it why do they all in the ad act that all 10 do. Shouldn't 1 at least be a grumpy cat. I don't get it

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    Bio Gold

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    Gary
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets weave subtle hypnosis techniques in to my bio...You are feeling sleepy, I am the one...

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    I’ll Admit, The Anthem Made Me Chuckle

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    Gary
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ˙sʇǝʞɔod ʎɯ ɟo ʇno ƃuıןןɐɟ sdǝǝʞ ǝƃuɐɥɔ ʎɯ ןןɐ ,ʎʇןnɐɟ ǝɹɐ sɹǝsnoɹʇ ʎɯ ,uɯɐᗡ

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    #33

    One Of The Best Tinder Profile Description I Have Read So Far

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    I Guess It's The Greatest Tinder Picture I've Seen So Far

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    #35

    Amazing Bio, Relevant Name

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    Hi. I'm Mat

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    I Changed My Tinder Bio To This A Few Months Ago And I Get Emails On A Regular Basis From Guys Applying To Go On A Date With Me

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    #40

    Someone Is In Trouble

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    Smart and Funny Bio Ideas Combined With Profile Pics

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    II wonder if she's one of those people who cuts out old faces from pictures and pastes in new ones.

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    #47

    That Type Of Girl

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    Oh, Wow

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    Mimis Nachbarin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tall girl on the left isn't Annabeth. It's volleyball player Dana Rettke. She's 2,03m (6'8").

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    Funny Dating Profile Bio Examples for Females You Can Consider

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    Good To Know, Becca. Good To Know

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    Gary
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    6 years ago

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    Well that's a start...You're a bit quirky aren't you.

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    #51

    Definitely My Favorite Profile In The Last Few Months

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    Would You Swipe Right?

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    Jaguarundi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Registered, researched the candidates and issues on the ballot, voted, DONE!

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    I Just Liked Her Bio

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    Ryan-Michele Eagleton
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fascinating how some men are so bothered by a woman knowing that she's attractive. Looks to me like she's got a self-aware sense of humor. I dig that.

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