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76 Hilarious Thanksgiving Tweets Perfect For Sneaky Scrolling Under The Table

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Have you counted your blessings for the upcoming Thanksgiving, dear Pandas? Chances are, family is at the top of the list for quite a few of us. However, family time isn’t always equal to relaxing time. Due to various reasons, holidays tend to bring up unaddressed tensions, dramas, and other challenges that make it anything but worth thanking for.

To get prepared for this Thanksgiving and holiday marathon full of family time, Bored Panda has collected some of the silliest Thanksgiving tweets that encapsulate the struggle perfectly. From bringing up politics at the table to complaining about stores playing Christmas songs in November, scroll down to find some comfort in comedic relief.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 hours ago

I'll say whatever you want for pie.

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sbj 1 minute ago

This is great way of getting out of ever being asked again to host or be invited over to the family Thanksgiving

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Nikole 2 hours ago

Choose your adventure

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 hours ago

Same thing for some people.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 hours ago

Dear cousins across the pond. Never criticise British food again. Thank you.

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Marie 51 minutes ago

That's perfection.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 1 hour ago

Talk politics and might see everything fly off the table.

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Kristal 2 hours ago

Pffft, if I'm going to make a big meal I'm going to freaking show it off!

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Kristal 2 hours ago

Correct me if I'm wrong (Lol im sure you guys will) but isn't devilled a type of food preparation?

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Nikole 1 hour ago

My parents are in their 70s and absolutely loathe trump. My SIL’s parents are the same. Have they been happy together? Generally…. (And before someone comments that I’m not actually talking to the OP - Emie! You seem like a good person thoughI know!)

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Adz86 2 hours ago

Never seen Bob's Burgers obviously.

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Earthquake903 Premium 3 hours ago

I'd buy so many

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Earthquake903 Premium 3 hours ago (edited)

Nothing, then gorge yourself

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Miranda Tittles 2 hours ago

He he he

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Cee Cee 1 hour ago

A cat and Portmerion plates, lovely.

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 2 hours ago

They're probably jealous.

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sdorph 43 minutes ago

You know tier 2 are also talking s**t about tier one all the way home, right?

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Bartlet for world domination 52 minutes ago

Yes he did.

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Pandemonium 3 hours ago

I think you would better for OP if she swapped me in for one of the pieces of pie. The math still holds up.

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Mariia Tkachenko

Hey, I’m Maria! I’m a list maker at Bored Panda, where I turn creative ideas into fun articles that (hopefully) make people smile. I’m also kind of obsessed with shoes – my collection just keeps growing because, honestly, who can resist a cute pair? When I’m not writing or hunting for the next perfect pair of kicks, you’ll catch me shopping or squeezing in a Pilates class. Oh, and I’m a proud cat mom to two adorable shelter boys who keep me on my toes. Between work, shoe shopping, and cuddling my cats, I try to keep life fun and balanced!

Hey, I’m Maria! I’m a list maker at Bored Panda, where I turn creative ideas into fun articles that (hopefully) make people smile. I’m also kind of obsessed with shoes – my collection just keeps growing because, honestly, who can resist a cute pair? When I’m not writing or hunting for the next perfect pair of kicks, you’ll catch me shopping or squeezing in a Pilates class. Oh, and I’m a proud cat mom to two adorable shelter boys who keep me on my toes. Between work, shoe shopping, and cuddling my cats, I try to keep life fun and balanced!

Mindaugas Balčiauskas

I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

I'm a visual editor at Bored Panda. I kickstart my day with a mug of coffee bigger than my head, ready to tackle Photoshop. I navigate through the digital jungle with finesse, fueled by bamboo breaks and caffeine kicks. When the workday winds down, you might catch me devouring bamboo snacks while binging on the latest TV show, gaming or I could be out in nature, soaking up the tranquility and communing with my inner panda.

Austeja Zokaite

Hi, glad you swung by! My name is Austėja, and I’m a writer at Bored Panda. With a degree in English philology, I’m interested in all aspects of language. Being fresh out of university, my mission is to master the art of writing and add my unique touch to every personal story and uplifting article we publish. In my time here, I’ve covered some fun topics such as scrungy cats and pareidolia, as well as more serious ones about mental health and relationship hiccups. When I’m not on my laptop, you’ll probably find me devouring pastries, especially croissants, paired with a soothing cup of tea. Sunsets, the sea, and swimming are some of my favorite things.

Hi, glad you swung by! My name is Austėja, and I’m a writer at Bored Panda. With a degree in English philology, I’m interested in all aspects of language. Being fresh out of university, my mission is to master the art of writing and add my unique touch to every personal story and uplifting article we publish. In my time here, I’ve covered some fun topics such as scrungy cats and pareidolia, as well as more serious ones about mental health and relationship hiccups. When I’m not on my laptop, you’ll probably find me devouring pastries, especially croissants, paired with a soothing cup of tea. Sunsets, the sea, and swimming are some of my favorite things.

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Amelia Jade 1 hour ago

In our house it is less about celebrating Thanksgiving, and more celebrating the MST3K marathon.

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Adz86 2 hours ago

Once in my life I would love to enjoy an American thanksgiving. Would absolutely wreck a turkey.

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Amelia Jade 1 hour ago

In our house it is less about celebrating Thanksgiving, and more celebrating the MST3K marathon.

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Adz86 2 hours ago

Once in my life I would love to enjoy an American thanksgiving. Would absolutely wreck a turkey.

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