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When I was in middle school, texting with my friends was one of the most exciting activities I could imagine. I had just gotten a cell phone, and I was thrilled to be in constant communication with my classmates. My messages were often meaningless and silly and always punctuated by smiley faces made of colons and parentheses. 

Today, I do much less texting for fun and primarily do so to communicate with my partner during the day or let him know I’m on my way home. But thankfully, not everyone’s texting conversations are as boring as mine. We took a trip to r/texts and gathered some of their most hilarious screenshots down below. So enjoy reading through these messages that probably weren’t intended for our eyes, and be sure to upvote all of your favorites!

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Husband Gets Poetic When He’s Tipsy

Husband Gets Poetic When He’s Tipsy

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Car, I'm Gay

Car, I'm Gay

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"No I mean come out to go into the car so we can go to the store" Go into the car so we can go to the store, I'm gay

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When we text, we are usually having private conversations that won’t be seen by anyone else. But in this day and age, when screenshotting and screen recording are easier than ever, it’s no longer safe to assume that our messages won’t be shared publicly. As long as you have only been sending funny messages though, rather than hostile or offensive texts, you should have nothing to hide!

The Texts subreddit is a wild place full of bizarre and hilarious conversations. With over 408K members, this group is one of the largest communities on the platform and is never short on entertaining content. From silly jokes to typos that caused hilarious misunderstandings, this subreddit just goes to show that plenty of gems are hiding in people’s phones!   

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Peepee Poopoo

Peepee Poopoo

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Not Necessarily Fake But I Felt This Is The Best Sub To Put It

Not Necessarily Fake But I Felt This Is The Best Sub To Put It

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Texting has been around for decades, but it’s now one of the most popular forms of communication. According to Intradyn, cell phone users in the United States send about 2 trillion messages a year, or 6 billion per day and 227 million per hour. It’s also estimated that about 23 billion texts are sent around the globe every single day.

And if you’re curious about the very first text message, this groundbreaking SMS was sent on December 3, 1992 by engineer Neil Papworth. What was the message? A very short and sweet “Merry Christmas.” Later, texting became extremely popular amongst young people, but today, it’s used by all generations. I’ve even received heartwarming texts from my grandmother!   

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My Teenage Daughter Thought She Wanted A Phone…then Dad Happened

My Teenage Daughter Thought She Wanted A Phone…then Dad Happened

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Intradyn reports that a whopping 97% of Americans today own smartphones, so it’s no surprise that they’re texting so much. And while phone calls are still the most common form of communication, 92% of cell phone users will utilize texting as well. In fact, many businesses even use text messages to keep in touch with customers today, as 81% of consumers report having signed up for texts from at least one company. 

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Bet He’s Glad It Wasn’t For Him

Bet He’s Glad It Wasn’t For Him

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mooshoflove
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a super low tolerance to vitamin C (get a rash, headache and on occasion, nosebleed). I would consider this a threat 🤔😦

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MinervaLavender2371
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Orange ya up a little late slicing up fruit and threatening the wrong dude?

Julia Mckinney
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Corleones are coming for you *violins start playing ominous Italian music in the background*

Riley Quinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm behind with my graphics' meanings. Do oranges represent some kind of threat?

Okokok!
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a movie buff The Godfather comes to mind - whenever an orange is part of a set piece / scene death or some act of violence becomes inevitable.

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Marie BellaDonna
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe the oranges are a euphemism? Somebody threatening to cut (off) somebody else's balls?

marianne eliza
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Godfather. Coppola said it wasn't actually intended to mean anything, just happened that way.

Red Wyvern Emperor
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John Sheppard finally had enough of McKay and texted wrong person. XD

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I'm All Ears

I'm All Ears

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Today I learned there's a website called Pun Bible! I just pray my father never finds out about it. :)

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Personally, I have no problem talking on the phone, as I find it fast and efficient. Plus, I’ve worked multiple receptionist jobs, which obliterated any fear of phone calls I might have had in the past. But I know many people who much prefer texting for various reasons. 

According to Client Chat Live, one appealing factor of texting for many people is the fact that it’s more private than a phone call. Nobody can overhear your conversation, and it’s much easier to respond to a text than to have to find a private, quiet setting to chat on the phone.  

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Lightly Fried Fish Fillets

Lightly Fried Fish Fillets

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Upstaged75
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one has been around as long as cell phones have been able to text. Still funny though.

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#14

Drunk Texts From Derrick Never Fail

Drunk Texts From Derrick Never Fail

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are a lot of idiots that allow WhatsApp and other such apps to broadcast their location. This is a likely situation

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Asked My Boyfriend A Question I Saw On Here This Was His Answer

Asked My Boyfriend A Question I Saw On Here This Was His Answer

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Some people also prefer texting to talking on the phone due to the fact that it can save time. You don’t have to coordinate with another person and talk when you’re both free. You can just shoot off a message, and the other party will respond when they can. This also allows us time to think before replying, a luxury that we don’t get to have when on the phone with another person. There can sometimes be pressure to respond immediately when someone is listening to your voice, which can cause stress.

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BF Took A Wrong Number Text And Ran With It

BF Took A Wrong Number Text And Ran With It

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel left out, I've never once gotten a wrong number text I can fück with..

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BF Went On A Boys Trip, I Got This Text In The Morning…

BF Went On A Boys Trip, I Got This Text In The Morning…

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Texting also allows people the opportunity to multitask more than chatting on the phone does. Sure, if you’re driving in the car, you might be able to talk on the phone via Bluetooth, while there’s no way you can text while driving (unless you want to cause an accident). But in most scenarios, shooting off a text message won’t interfere with whatever else you’re doing.  

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Oops

Oops

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Riley Quinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The younger generations are so much more conscience of their surroundings, understanding what it means to interact with such a variety of living creatures. As a Boomer, we started out so strong, but then just stopped. I have greater faith in the younger generations.

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So My Neighbor And I Both Had Mouse Sightings This Week. Here’s How Our Landlord Responded

So My Neighbor And I Both Had Mouse Sightings This Week. Here’s How Our Landlord Responded

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A Conversation I Had With My Cousin A Little While Ago Before A Family Dinner

A Conversation I Had With My Cousin A Little While Ago Before A Family Dinner

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While the invention of texting was an amazing innovation, and I’m grateful for the opportunity to message my friends and family every day, there are two sides to every coin. And when it comes to texting, GoodTherapy notes that our reliance on sending messages to one another has led to many people, particularly teens, feeling less comfortable with face-to-face interactions. Texting can also make communication more surface level, as it removes the ability to see a friend’s face or hear the tone of their voice when having a conversation. 

#22

Told My Mom I Was Depressed The Other Day

Told My Mom I Was Depressed The Other Day

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Riley Quinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya see, I got this life insurance policy on him, and it'd be cheaper than a divorce. Oh, wait a minute, that's my story.

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Jabbacado Toast

Jabbacado Toast

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Dread Pirate Roberts
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I have a feeling this happens a lot. I am very impressed with that Jabbacado though

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Texting has also altered the way many of us communicate by allowing us to use abbreviations and to get away with terrible grammar. Personally, I don’t care if my grammar or spelling are correct when I’m sending a casual text message to a friend. But this can be a problem when kids and teens are so used to using poor grammar online or on their phones that they can’t correct their errors in school. Writing an essay becomes a lot more complicated when you’re used to typing in all lowercase letters, using “lol” and “haha” constantly and can’t spell anything correctly without spell check. 

#25

My Boyfriend Is So Romantic!

My Boyfriend Is So Romantic!

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We hope you’re enjoying reading through these hilarious text conversations, pandas. Keep upvoting the messages that you find particularly hilarious, and feel free to share any stories about funny texting encounters in the comments below. Then, if you’d like to check out even more screenshots of text messages that might make you chuckle, we recommend reading this Bored Panda piece next!

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Accidentally Told My Boss To "Come Grab My Meat" Instead Of My Wife

Accidentally Told My Boss To "Come Grab My Meat" Instead Of My Wife

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was clear enough, who could misunderstand grab my meat? I see no other meanings.

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My Boyfriend Responding To His Own Message Lol

My Boyfriend Responding To His Own Message Lol

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Riley Quinn
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I'll admit that back in the day of land line ans. machines, I'd leave myself reminder messages, but in a conversational way. My friends thought I was mad.

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#34

My Wife Doesn't Understand When I Tell Her My Brother And I Do Keep In Touch

My Wife Doesn't Understand When I Tell Her My Brother And I Do Keep In Touch

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My 12 Year Old Thinks He’s Funny

My 12 Year Old Thinks He’s Funny

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thea
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

where'd she get the Duolingo stickers from? those limited edition or smt?

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#38

My Ex Texted Me While I Was On Edibles

My Ex Texted Me While I Was On Edibles

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Girlfriend’s Dad Spam Texting Me After Beating Me In Chess

Girlfriend’s Dad Spam Texting Me After Beating Me In Chess

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My Fiancée Roasted Tf Outta Me

My Fiancée Roasted Tf Outta Me

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#41

Oof…love You Too, Dad

Oof…love You Too, Dad

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read this like the dad called the kid and accident at first 😭 I think they mean the actual picture though. I hope

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#42

Text My Boyfriend Sent Me

Text My Boyfriend Sent Me

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La Lucy
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know too many people that talk more out of their axxes than their mouths!

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#43

What The Hell Is This Guy Talking About

What The Hell Is This Guy Talking About

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My Brother Sent A Nice Photo Of His Afternoon To The Family Group Chat And My Dad Immediately Annihilated Him

My Brother Sent A Nice Photo Of His Afternoon To The Family Group Chat And My Dad Immediately Annihilated Him

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My Mom Replied To Her Own Text

My Mom Replied To Her Own Text

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