He has weapons of math instruction

Pspspspspsps

My mom is a college bio teacher and has this on her office door :D

If you continually break the laws of physics and reality then you must write for the Fast and Furious franchise.

I love this so much

My dad is a retired petroleum geologist. When he was in college, he was trying to decide between majoring in geology or marine biology. His advisor told him that if he chose marine biology and his career went south that at least he could eat the experiments. My dad signed up for the geology program the next day.

My childhood dream was to taste the moon

The weirdest part of this joke is realizing I have licked four of these sciences.

As a software engineer, I have tried many things to make code work. I will now try to lick it

Economics: it depends. Studying fiat currency? Don’t lick it. Covered in germs. Studying monetary policy? Only lick Janet Yellin if you get her enthusiastic consent. Guns and butter? Go ahead and lick the butter.

Biology? Where biology

My degree is in "Best not."

For the science of linguistics, lick the letters of the alphabet. Repeat as needed.

Ontology: What exactly is "lick"

Similar: Someone once told me he doesn't eat anything with genes in it!

Unfortunately these people don't even know what a proof is.

How?

Wouldn't anything involving the history of Ancient Egypt be a "Pyramid Scheme" on some level.

Question 2: Describle mathematically where the point of mass lies in the scutoid

Wow I've heard Asian moms are hard to please but this is savage

Lick the rock

They’re not wrong

Devision is what you have when you see delight.

That's how I do it. Am I not normal?

I like giggling foxes better!

Take THAT, you flat earthers!

HaHaHa!

Where's the Allen key?

A crushing realisation.

That's why they don't survive for long in many of them

"bananas are appreciate" :)

Hahaha sun fart!

Sharks are the cats of the ocean

If you think businesses aren’t already doing that to humans in the third world, I’ve got an iPhone to sell you.

Alpha particles are easily stopped by hot air.

So 1

Upvote for clever title

Space is probably full of time travellers who forgot to take that into account!

I will always love this one. Nothing like owning a lying braggart.

I say implant the chip in Elon first.

I'd allow it, shows good problem solving skills

Come on it's not brain science

Can you imagine trying to cram a room sized computer into a box small enough to fit on an Apollo spacecraft?

When you explain the joke it ruins the joke.

Gold: a better conductor than copper

If the moon is visible, it'll be 8 minutes and around 2-3 extra seconds, so he's not wrong

If they’re a cat, I needs to be alive because I want to cuddle it (and the feeling of a warm cat is better then a cold one)

Blew up in his face, did it?

Does it matter?

I think you forgot to account the earth moving through space.

He is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! The laws of physics don't apply to him! Surely everyone knows that!

Satisfying

For anyone not in the know, Stephen Hawking advertised a time traveller party. He only did it however after it had happened, so nobody came

well sometimes it is, but most of the time it isn't. Infinities comes in different sizes.