He has weapons of math instruction

Pspspspspsps

My mom is a college bio teacher and has this on her office door :D

If you continually break the laws of physics and reality then you must write for the Fast and Furious franchise.

I love this so much

Similar: Someone once told me he doesn't eat anything with genes in it!

Unfortunately these people don't even know what a proof is.

How?

Wouldn't anything involving the history of Ancient Egypt be a "Pyramid Scheme" on some level.

Question 2: Describle mathematically where the point of mass lies in the scutoid

Wow I've heard Asian moms are hard to please but this is savage

Lick the rock

They’re not wrong

Devision is what you have when you see delight.

That's how I do it. Am I not normal?

I like giggling foxes better!

Take THAT, you flat earthers!

HaHaHa!

Where's the Allen key?

A crushing realisation.

That's why they don't survive for long in many of them

"bananas are appreciate" :)

Hahaha sun fart!

Sharks are the cats of the ocean

If you think businesses aren’t already doing that to humans in the third world, I’ve got an iPhone to sell you.

Alpha particles are easily stopped by hot air.

So 1

Upvote for clever title

Space is probably full of time travellers who forgot to take that into account!

I will always love this one. Nothing like owning a lying braggart.

I say implant the chip in Elon first.

I'd allow it, shows good problem solving skills

Come on it's not brain science

Can you imagine trying to cram a room sized computer into a box small enough to fit on an Apollo spacecraft?

When you explain the joke it ruins the joke.

Gold: a better conductor than copper

If the moon is visible, it'll be 8 minutes and around 2-3 extra seconds, so he's not wrong

If they’re a cat, I needs to be alive because I want to cuddle it (and the feeling of a warm cat is better then a cold one)

Blew up in his face, did it?

Does it matter?

I think you forgot to account the earth moving through space.

He is CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow! The laws of physics don't apply to him! Surely everyone knows that!

Satisfying

For anyone not in the know, Stephen Hawking advertised a time traveller party. He only did it however after it had happened, so nobody came

well sometimes it is, but most of the time it isn't. Infinities comes in different sizes.

This is why I minored in biology but majored in communications.

Silver🤓

Poisons are antidotes to poisons startlingly often.

“No, I’ll save that for later when I’m alone.”

It’s a lot less expensive just to watch reruns of Friends to see 20 years in the past.