Danger Response Send for help Airways Breathing CPR Defibrillator Drs ABCD

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Technically true

Being chased by muscle man will make you move the hell away from there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...."Casually"

Tears of joy welled in Robert's eyes. He wasn't too old at 47!

True

"Is that a crocodile or alligator dear?" "Hmm, pass me the baby..."

Sure. 🐜

We know which nation uses other objects to measure other things... I won't say who because people will say I'm racist again

Please tell me this is just one of a series comparing the heights of animals and literary icons

No wonder, she didn't say "please"..

Next page: embarrassing visit to hospital

Just. No.

Best smoothie ever

Exactly why I hate having people behind me shm.

I get it.. they are showing you how long things would be if the intestines were straight

'Shower' vs 'opera house'

12 angry gummi bears

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaafuc...

awww

He's proposing with a mini pizza!

Mood.

Looks like if I eat the unhealthy choices, I'll become a badass terminator kid... and if I eat healthy, I'll become Mark

wow what a mooball 🐮

This is how engineers estimate te weigh of a cow. A very old joke that describes how we work (and it's 100% true! Literally).

(commentator voice) AAAAND THEY'RE OFF! *slowly pan over to 5 horse-textured spheres rolling across a field*

that looks like a giant cookie

Why would I want to?

My life has been changed for the better. Imagine... a spherical cow.. wow.

Umm...I wont

ohhhhh kay then. not really sure how to react to this one. Anyone else reminded of Aunt Marge in Harry Potter 2?

OK, I'm considering. Now what?

Lord help us when it farts. The solar system will be in global warming ;o)

2 meter long cow

I shall consider.

It's Ms. Sphericow. She's not that good with burgers, but I heard her meatballs are remarkable! Oh, and her [roun]dairy products are super nice too!

I'll get round to it

I shall.

Just out of shot: a caddy holding a beer

Why is it in the same position

Curious George..the lost episode

"Moisturize meeeeee!"

Now we know how the earth looks from space.

Solve for bok.

Pigeon salt bae

This on is quite helpful in understanding that typical world maps are misleading when it comes to country sizes.

Yikes, this baby looks like it could bite the man's head off :O

Pretty sure that's not even legal

*Beach Boys music plays in background*

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This must be from a seagull instruction manual for Cornish Seagull. Kill you for a chip they will.

Lol.

this gobbled my mind before the PlayStation could boggle it

Seems like an important word is missing

~chorus of banjos~