Danger Response Send for help Airways Breathing CPR Defibrillator Drs ABCD

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀

Technically true

Being chased by muscle man will make you move the hell away from there

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...."Casually"

Tears of joy welled in Robert's eyes. He wasn't too old at 47!

True

"Is that a crocodile or alligator dear?" "Hmm, pass me the baby..."

Sure. 🐜

Yeah, I'm just slowly going to act as nothing happened, wave to my pal Joe and turn my back to the hippo I just beat up...

He looks suspicious.

I relate to this ant on a highly personal level.

*in the police station* officer: so, mr ant, arson? ant:You’ll never take me alive! *squish

I watched an Ant pull a leaf across a parking lot. On the leaf was a big beetle. Ants with tools and I left my phone in the house!

What’s the crime?

We know which nation uses other objects to measure other things... I won't say who because people will say I'm racist again

Please tell me this is just one of a series comparing the heights of animals and literary icons

No wonder, she didn't say "please"..

Next page: embarrassing visit to hospital

Just. No.

Best smoothie ever

Exactly why I hate having people behind me shm.

I get it.. they are showing you how long things would be if the intestines were straight

'Shower' vs 'opera house'

12 angry gummi bears

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaafuc...

awww

He's proposing with a mini pizza!

Mood.

Looks like if I eat the unhealthy choices, I'll become a badass terminator kid... and if I eat healthy, I'll become Mark

wow what a mooball 🐮

Just out of shot: a caddy holding a beer

Why is it in the same position

Curious George..the lost episode

"Moisturize meeeeee!"

Now we know how the earth looks from space.

Solve for bok.

Pigeon salt bae

This on is quite helpful in understanding that typical world maps are misleading when it comes to country sizes.

Yikes, this baby looks like it could bite the man's head off :O

Pretty sure that's not even legal

*Beach Boys music plays in background*

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This must be from a seagull instruction manual for Cornish Seagull. Kill you for a chip they will.

Lol.

this gobbled my mind before the PlayStation could boggle it

Seems like an important word is missing

~chorus of banjos~

naw. man, thats a chilll dog

"No, I'm feeling a bit blurry today"

I don't like where the No is going

Lose weight with Albert Einstein

An illustration from "Chatting to Fish: a Breakthrough in Inter-Species Communication"

Bigfoot - smaller than expected

I'm not sure I'd want to be 'aware' in this situation

Indistinguishable from "acute anxiety", which tells you a lot

He must be using Windows 10