Even as an adult until mom remembers that you're 30 and she can't be mad about something you did when you were 12.

Explosion of smells, among other things

I demand rent

I just burst out laughing in a store

Man if she had said sugar daddy all of the incel community woulda been up her a*s. She smart for not saying it.

Me, who watched the black market organ donation episode of Trafficked: …

Job Description. Took me a while

This is adorable!

It's a fair question 🤷🏽‍♀️

I hope this is the first reply to that post. The yolk’s on you.

Ok but why they censor 'fire'

oh thats a slippy slope the last person i heard owed September money didnt make it past June

Burn

He can’t burn them anymore

Tangerine

Maybe a tangerine? 61F46F82-3...1-jpeg.jpg

A trip to Tangiers?

Does a vibrator count as a tangerience?

🍊

Well he can technically prop straight up and run wearing the chairs as armour (although leg movement will be restricted)

Do people actually know what they’re having for breakfast every day beforehand??? It’s some sort of superpower

One year long ago, I got my Mom a small chain saw for Christmas. She loved it!

Me, a New Zealander: Postponing your wedding because it fell afoul of covid restrictions that you signed into law and you’re not a hypocrite.

I was the 24 hours person most of the time and I would discover new topics when the group which locked themselves in library for a week to study rehearsed their answers outside the exam room. Then francitacally search my notes 5 minutes before exam began.

He might just still be living at his mum's, though.

😆👍🏾

It's 105. The corners of a triangle add up to 180 degrees and so do any angles on a straight line.

Oh look. Fresh air. I heard that it’s good with mint

You just have to provide the money and I will be more than happy to swim in it to demonstrate

I actually understand this one

In German "mumu" colloquially means vulva.

What even is that?

Fly you fool!

When math stops mathing

In South Africa, the car doors will be locked n the windows closed yet the laptop will be stolen..

why are half these posts incomprehensible 💀

Why the f**k is deaf censored!?!?

Reading that hurt my brain

What's an Okada man? A money waster? Because that's what it sounds like when someone tells me such expensive perfume doesn't just exist, but is also bought

Is that an extremely poor attempt to censor wtf? If so, i am disappointed in you BP. Why censor it? Who cares?

her belly button 😭 I am pregnant with twins and I'm beginning to get an outie..... I really hope it doesn't get too bad!

grammar not grammaring? or am i dum

That's one of the awkwardest kiss photos I've ever had to witness 😭

These censors are pathetic lmfao

Who, exactly, took this picture? Because if someone else did, EW, and if they took it themselves, well, EW.

I don't understand.

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So true…lol

Well that's a healthy relationship

Have I had a stroke? or is the grammar on 90% of these posts way too... pre-school?

I need that apple juice and that apple pls

Too real

(This is about hemoglobin and the possibility of sickle cell disease.)