Even as an adult until mom remembers that you're 30 and she can't be mad about something you did when you were 12.

Explosion of smells, among other things

I demand rent

I just burst out laughing in a store

Man if she had said sugar daddy all of the incel community woulda been up her a*s. She smart for not saying it.

Me, who watched the black market organ donation episode of Trafficked: …

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This is adorable!

It's a fair question 🤷🏽‍♀️

If she falls on her butt, does she bounce, or do they pop?

The deflate valve, of course.

Spooning goes from cuddle to now Olympic event

There's no way that's her real azz !! You can reupholster all the car seats with all that pleather.

She looks like an idiot.

How does she wipe her butt?

face down just into the pillow no sideways

I have never wanted a pin so bad in my life.

It's much easier once you remove the photoshop

NEVER EVER FART In Scuba Pants!!!!

What even is it with those butts? Weren't people, like, afraid to appear fat all the time, and still, and ... how does that ... I mean, I know it's not real, but why do people want to appear ... well, so ...?

My girl got that deep dish

Those can't be real, surely?

spinal tap's "big bottom" comes to mind

Just looks abnormal

Do these pants make my rear look big?

on the side I guess

She changes into regular non-inflatable pjs.

Is that a medical condition?

"Oh, the Humanity!"

I've heard back problems from not being able to lay flat after a Brazilian butt lift is common

Or wipe their a*s.

Did her airbags go off?

Frfr

Remove the pillows from her pants, if they went missing...

Every plastic darling has a deflation device.

Do you think it's possible to do this without stretch marks?

I hope this is the first reply to that post. The yolk’s on you.

Ok but why they censor 'fire'

oh thats a slippy slope the last person i heard owed September money didnt make it past June

Burn

He can’t burn them anymore

Tangerine

Well he can technically prop straight up and run wearing the chairs as armour (although leg movement will be restricted)

Do people actually know what they’re having for breakfast every day beforehand??? It’s some sort of superpower

One year long ago, I got my Mom a small chain saw for Christmas. She loved it!

Me, a New Zealander: Postponing your wedding because it fell afoul of covid restrictions that you signed into law and you’re not a hypocrite.

I was the 24 hours person most of the time and I would discover new topics when the group which locked themselves in library for a week to study rehearsed their answers outside the exam room. Then francitacally search my notes 5 minutes before exam began.

He might just still be living at his mum's, though.

😆👍🏾

It's 105. The corners of a triangle add up to 180 degrees and so do any angles on a straight line.

Oh look. Fresh air. I heard that it’s good with mint

You just have to provide the money and I will be more than happy to swim in it to demonstrate

I actually understand this one