30 Laugh-Inducing Memes To Take The Edge Off Your Afternoon Slump (New Pics)

Unfortunately when you have set days off, people think that you're always free those days and not that you aren't just unburdened by work.

Better yet, don't tell anyone when you retire. I went almost two months before anyone found out - it was glorious!

Why? Because you're bad with boundaries and afraid of telling people 'no'.

A lady of the evening once gave me money to go home.

Except when you can and should sleep in, then it's impossible to sleep in the morning. Or maybe I'm just getting old/becoming my grandpa.

Look you're going to eat healthy go to the gym and die anyway, so why not have that donut afterall.

More of a Catch-22

I NEVER in my life got any energy or endorfines from it.

At 70 years old I discovered daily swimming lowers my arthritis pain, wakes me up, and energizes me. I now get irritable if I miss a daily swim.

I worry BOTH ways and in several ways that I didn't know it was possible to worry

when running too. i want passers by to think I'm fit, not a wreck i really am

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All the time.

I like to stop and admire the view.......

But what if they’re true 😳

But what if they aren't false?

No one has a flat stomach. Even people who work out tons and have a low body fat % have a little pooch when they sit down the right way. I’m at the lower end of a healthy weight for my height and my belly has a little softness and chub to it. I actually really like it. Love your tummies yall 😊 bellies are natural and sexy!

9-5s don’t seem to exist anymore (at least in my tiny personal experience). It seems like it’s 8-5s now so you can clock off for an hour lunch break lol

who gets to work 9-5? that's only 8 hours. if you get an hour lunch, you have to work 8-5. if you get a 30 min lunch, you're working 8:30-5.

Then when you retire you find you are bored to death!

I've been working 7:00-15:30 (3:30PM) for 4 years. It was good fun. No traffic yet both ways and there is still some time of the day left to run your errands since many places are open at least till 17:00 (5 PM).

7-3, I like that.

And how many people are going to be there.

PARKING

$20 tanks - pfffft. Give me back the days when I could fill a 10-gallon tank on $5 and have change left over.

Oh sorry. I thought they were shopping instructions.

January 20th. Can't wait!

The couch in my den is my covers against the world.

When all the good parties started way after ten.

Yep in my town everything - EVERYTHING - is open 9-5, Mon-Fri. Which were also my previous job’s exact working hours. I had no choice but to take time off work to go to the post office/dr’s appointments/taxes etc. I was on salary though so I didn’t lose any money for leaving an hour or two early every week or two. I figured the company did that to themselves 😊

Math is hard. But it all depends on the teacher and the parents. Once my class complained to the teacher and she said maybe we shouldn't be in junior high. What a great solution.

The calculator app on my phone has an "erase history" button, just in case.

I told mother I didn't ask to be born and she said of course I did Sigh. She also had a dream her dead father said he sent me, and angel, to take my mother to heaven when she didn't want to live anymore. And all I get is harsh criticism. The last psychologist I talked to scolded me so hard I lost all faith and trust in humanity. I didn't want to be born and dealt with this c**p.