50 Times People Found Comedy Gold In The Reviews That Works Better Than Advertisements
Interview With ExpertWriting witty things well is a wonderful skill to have! Though, we admit, we may be a tad biased here. If you can capture the attention of complete strangers on the internet with your perspective, well, your unique voice suddenly has an entire audience waiting to hear more from you. This is true in the Wild West world of online reviews as well.
You haven’t experienced the internet if you haven’t binge-read random product reviews on the internet, let us tell you. To show you what we mean, the Bored Panda team has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and most bizarre online reviews to ever grace the digital landscape. Some are creative. Some are mind-bogglingly bonkers. But they’re all amusing. Scroll down to check out the most hilarious ones!
Bored Panda was curious about why online reviews impact us so much, as well as how big of a risk fake reviews pose. Marketing psychology expert Matt Johnson, PhD, who specializes in topics such as consumer psychology and serendipity, was kind enough to shed some light on this. Read on for his thoughts.
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Favourite Barber Shop Review Ever
Henry the Fartkiller also saved Scotland from asphyxiation by the Irish Fartgoblins in 1286 .
A fart is bad enough but then henry there cooks it with the blowie. Barf
According to Johnson, people are primarily swayed by online reviews due to their social nature. "Consumers rely on online reviews because they serve as powerful social proof, reducing uncertainty in decision-making. Human psychology is wired to seek guidance from others, especially in unfamiliar situations. Reviews tap into this instinct by providing real-world experiences that feel more trustworthy than marketing claims," the marketing psychology expert told Bored Panda via email.
"The volume of reviews also creates a 'wisdom of the crowd' effect—if many people endorse a product, it must be good. Additionally, negativity bias makes critical reviews particularly influential, as consumers perceive them as more authentic. Ultimately, reviews shape expectations and offer cognitive shortcuts, making them a dominant force in consumer choice," he said.
Someone Posted My Review On Another Subreddit, But People Said It Belonged Here So Enjoy!
If I were the husband, once I'd realised the joke, I'd really enjoy it and be disappointed if there /wasn't/ a baby in something!
I did this in my friend's house once, but with tiny paper doilies. That was 5 years ago and she still occasionally finds one.
My 15yr old daughter uses her allowance to buy these. She has dinosaur, pig,cow, babies, etc. She hides them everywhere at school, in stores peoples backpacks, jacket pockets. I approve.😁
Review Of A Jeff Bezos Bio
I'm sure Bezos has mafia connections so I have to believe it's true.
Load More Replies...Very funny, but there may come a day when writing negative things about the Orange Man will result in severe negative consequences not unlike these. Just saying.
We'll just have to hope he keeps packing away the burgers washed down with coca-cola.
Load More Replies...LOL "a rabid, cutthroat fat cat with a head like a fleshy bowling ball" I almost want to write a bad review also but scared this might actually happen to me
Not completely sure if this is superb sarcasm with bits of truth or not. I do know that if you post anti-Musk comments on Twitter, he will come after you on the site. Do it again and you're banned.
Yeah Musk was supposed to be the guardian of the first Amendment .I thought it was the left that was supposed to be the snowflakes. Then again, the right ARE Masters of projection.
Load More Replies...We were also interested in understanding just how big a potential problem fake reviews are, especially now that many internet users have easy access to generative artificial intelligence.
"Fake reviews—especially when they appear compelling—undermine this entire process, and sew mistrust between brands, platforms, and consumers. With generative AI, the scale and sophistication of fraudulent content are escalating. It's now possible to create fake reviews which are highly detailed and seemingly human, and to do so at an incredible scale. This is particularly dangerous given the fact that these AI-generated reviews are essentially indistinguishable from authentic ones," Johnson explained.
Found This Review On Amazon For A Lock Pick 🤣
I got a lockpicking set as an add in to something once. My son took it and he went crazy with it. Loved picking locks and carried them with him everywhere. One day he forgot his keys at home to a room on campus that he was allowed into. He actually had a key, but just not on him. But he had his picks....
This Guy Wins At T-Shirt Reviews
This guy actually understands haikus, as they're not supposed to just follow the set pattern but also usually have a reference to nature.
Roughly translated as this item is s**t lol paper thin n not what he ordered
Is that your n****e? XDDDDD but tbh if its that thin you'll look worse in a bra, girls (and feminine enbies)
Gossamer wear!? Oh! Shirt of heavy cotton - No! My navel on show...
This Amazon Review
I live near the top of a mountain. I'm thinking about buying one and unleashing it on the road down. ( not really, couldn't afford the aftermath).
Just retreat to the infinite alternate universes out there where you can afford the aftermath!
Load More Replies..."Reviews play a crucial role in shaping purchasing decisions, acting as a form of social proof. When manipulated, they can distort perceptions, mislead consumers, and unfairly advantage or disadvantage businesses. AI-generated fake reviews are increasingly difficult to detect, mimicking genuine sentiment and even responding contextually," Johnson said.
"If platforms fail to address this, consumer skepticism will rise, reducing the credibility of all reviews. Google's initiative is a necessary step, but ongoing vigilance and advanced detection methods are essential."
The Guardian reports that Google has agreed to put in more effort to identify and then remove fake reviews in the United Kingdom. Part of this new strategy is likely to include sanctioning individuals and businesses that have manipulated their star ratings.
Furthermore, Google will issue warnings for business profiles that use fake reviews to boost their ratings, as per the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA). Back in 2021, the Authority investigated Google due to concerns that the global tech giant may have failed to take sufficient action to protect consumers from fraudulent reviews.
Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews
How long does it takes for the sand to go back up?
Load More Replies...Like sands through the hourglass....these are the the days of our lives...fml I am old
This Amazon Review
I wholeheartedly agree with this review. I bought the same shoes (crocs) after I read this review (here on BP, of course). I worked in the kitchen back then.
I was a hospital nurse working 12 hour days. Crocs saved my life and my feet
While Looking Up A Places To Get A Haircut I Found This Funny Review
When I'm not in the mood to cut my own hair, I'll go to hair styling schools, and if they make a mistake, no big deal. I understood what the risks might be before I sat down. But when I'm paying $45 or more for a cut, you best do a good job because I will not pay because mistakes at that price are inexcusable. Sidenote: this has got to be an old review - only $25?!
As per the CMA, product reviews hold a lot of sway over people. As much as £23 billion ($28.6 billion or €27.5 billion) of consumer spending per year is potentially influenced by online reviews. Meanwhile, consumer group Which? Found that as many as a jaw-dropping 89% of consumers use customer reviews when they research products and services.
“Left unchecked, fake reviews damage people’s trust and leave businesses who do the right thing at a disadvantage. The changes we’ve secured from Google ensure robust processes are in place, so people can have confidence in reviews and make the best possible choices,” said CMA chief executive Sarah Cardell. “This is a matter of fairness—for both business and consumers—and we encourage the entire sector to take note.”
A spokesperson for Google speaking to The Guardian had this to say on the matter: “Our longstanding investments to combat fraudulent content help us block millions of fake reviews yearly—often before they ever get published. Our work with regulators around the world, including the CMA, is part of our ongoing efforts to fight fake content and bad actors.”
Absolute Agony!
PLEASE tell me you couldn’t possibly think this is real…..
Load More Replies...I could post a picture of some toilet brushes we pimped with some "funny" slogans for fun that sold really good, but I fear it would disturb the most of you...
Oh c**p!!! (Pardon the pun). That last sentence made me face palm and snicker!
Metal Detecting Is Serious Business
Note to self, don't chain people when burying, as they show up on the metal detector.
I Leave Reviews Like This For People. I Try To Make Each One Unique And Awesome
Corey can’t respond. He is off to Africa saving endangered animals and providing water for secluded villages in the northern deserts.
I wish Corey would come back to America and save us all from Trump.
Load More Replies...Humanity craves for more people like Corey, though it does not deserve.
I hope Timmy has Corey as his middle name as a tribute to the greatest Dasher is the world.
That one reads more as ironic than helpful, I am not sure Corey will be thrilled...
Blitzen. Only corrected this because it means "lightning"
Load More Replies...Statista states that Amazon was the most popular e-commerce and shopping website globally in December 2023. It accounted for over 14% of all desktop visits to similar sites. In second place stood eBay with just over 3% of all visits while AliExpress got 2.24%.
In short, Amazon is the dominant force. It’s expected that the company’s worldwide net sales will exceed $1 trillion by 2026. However, some of the platform users still think that the digital shopping experience could be better in certain areas, such as faster delivery, free returns, and more convenient shopping conditions.
According to a survey by BrightLocal, 88% of consumers would use a business that replies to all of its reviews. On the flip side, just 47% would use a business if it never replied to any reviews. Somewhat surprisingly, consumers quite like generative AI in this context. The survey showed that 58% of people preferred AI-written review responses over human ones.
Just over a third of consumers (36%) said they use two review sites when deciding to use local businesses. Meanwhile, 41% said they use three or more sites.
Now That’s A Silent Mouse
It's too bad the headboard hitting the wall and the sound of random moans and shrieks will necessitate the purchase of some good noise cancelling headphones.
We purchased these rubber plates used in trucks to secure the cargo to prevent the headboard from hitting the wall. Works 100% and is much cheaper than noise cancelling headphones. And a ball gag to avoid annoying moans is also pretty cheap...
Load More Replies...Imagine living with a peep who stays up all night (by the sound of it), and prob has lights on, too, never mind a noisy gamer's keyboard, regardless of the now-silent mouse.
Even without the sound...it's the lights that get me.
Load More Replies...I Saw This Review While Searching For A Cheap Car Battery
Well folks, malevolent intentions too could lead to welfare.
The 20 who found the review unhelpful are looking for a battery that would successfully strand their MIL.
Looking For Pepper Spray On Amazon And Found This Review. Happy To Hear It’s A Quality Product
That's the longest sentence I have read in years. (Edit: added full stop)
Wives everywhere are now ordering pepper spray. (I already have some in case husband reads this)
When they said they needed lube I don't think that's what they had in mind!!
A recent study published in the Journal of Theoretical and Applied Electronic Commerce Research noted that consumers often rely on online reviews when making purchasing decisions. As such, they’re considered a crucial marketing tool when it comes to fostering trust.
According to the researchers, consumers with “an interdependent self-construal” are sensitive to both review ratings and group similarity. On the other hand, consumers with an “independent self-construal” are more affected by high review ratings, regardless of group similarity.
In other words, no matter who you are, the ratings you see will impact your decisions.
This Review
Even if it was a giant ice cream sandwich that was delivered in a refrigerated truck, they would probably just leave it on your porch to melt.
I love the joke but I'm always uneasy with the one-stars... They really hurt sellers on many platforms (lowered visibility, penalties, bans etc.), so please if you ordered by mistake or want to leave a jokingly bad review, make sure you give 5 stars if the products is actually good and as described!
Those stupid matresses/beds with a ridge all around the top are a b**ch to sleep on cuz the top's not level!
LOL. At least now you have somewhere to rest after you find your giant ice cream sandwich.
I Was Reading Through Reviews Of A Coffee Brand That Promises A Heightened Caffeine Buzz And Found This Treasure
NO BUT I READ IT IN A LOUD MONOTONOUS SHOUTING TONE LIKE THIS: AAAAAAAAA
Load More Replies...Can we get a brand name please? I could use some super speederall coffee
I can hear them slurping their 11th cup of coffee while writing this review
Was he per chance drinking Taylor’s rocket fuel coffee lmao I used to drink that before my 5 am morning run it did what it said on the packet n tasted lush to lol
Found This Gem Of A Review While Looking For Pet Cams
They used to hear noises, but feared investigation, it is normal to think that your baby is possessed.
Load More Replies...I can hear the song, “I’m a maniac, manic on the floor” in my head when I look at this foto
Online reviews are, obviously, quite influential. It’s only natural to do a bit of research before spending a larger sum of money on a product or service. You might check it out in person and give it a metaphorical test drive. But the far more convenient option is to see how people who have already purchased the thing feel about it. So, you browse their reviews.
Of course, they’re far from perfect. They can be biased. They can be written by vocal minorities who either love or hate the brand. Or the reviews can even be fake to boost the product’s ratings and the brand’s online image. But gather enough reviews across multiple storefronts and blogs and you can get a general feel for the biggest pros and cons.
This Amazon Review
They also probably saved his life because the attacker could’ve tried the downstairs apartment first but since no one heard the doorbell…
'Cos the story is not at all madey-uppey.
Load More Replies...That would disgust me if I thought for one second this was remotely true
This reminds me of a video I saw where a guy starts shooting through his door at would-be thieves/attackers. I think YT is trying to turn me into an extremist gun-toting paranoid mess for some reason. Maybe their sponsor is a gun company.
Found This Review While Looking For A Rice Cooker
Reminder me when I used to work with my mom & she had to solve a problem with a customer from Japan. They were always very polite. She wrote a letter outlining what was being done & said she hoped it was corrected to their satisfaction. We got a letter back with one sentence: We satisfied.
It is a two way tmproblem. It is as hard to a japanese to learn western languajes as it is to any occidental to learn oriental languajes, spwcially japanese. I was interested in learning japanese many years ago, but it was overwhelming. The kanjis...
Load More Replies...Amazon Review For A Gaming Keyboard
Combine all of that online research with some hands-on experience with the item and you’re set to either buy it or get an alternative. However, something that you should probably keep in mind is the value of your time.
Sure, digital window shopping, endless scrolling, reading witty posts, and comparing tons of products to find the best balance between price and quality can be fun.
But at some point, you have to evaluate whether all of that time isn’t better suited for other things, like spending it with your loved ones, exercising, focusing on your hobbies, or catching up on your sleep. We only have so many free hours in a day, and you may not want to spend all of them in front of a screen.
This User Review On Imdb
This made me literally LOL instead of just a NE, even more than the half keyboard.
Very rarely do I literally LOL - I did as well!!
Load More Replies...My review of "Free Solo" - "A 30 minute documentary crammed into 90 minutes."
Well that was certainly a review. As reviews go it was reviewy. Zrothkov mentioned the title and the characters. Some people found it helpful, as did I... apparently
I'm sure Leto did, and put them with his non existent talent.
Load More Replies...I am reminded of the 100% objective review of Final Fantasy XIII on the Jimquisition.
This Person's Amazon Review For Wall Adhesive
Best Yelp Review Ever
I used to work in fine dining. One day the Budweiser horses visited our city, and stopped right outside the restaurant. Without a word, the ENTIRE staff simultaneously dropped everything and ran outside to pet them, leaving the customers by themselves, and we all came back in happily smelling of horse. PRIORITIES 🐎💖 😊
If only the beer was as good as the horses cute...
Load More Replies...I SCREAM CAUSE THE WAIT STAFF DIDN'T GET ME ICE CREAM!
Load More Replies...Was he tied to the chair or why didn't he got one for himself?
Priorities - charm of some desires are way beyond the limited comprehension of mortals who are motivated by continuous affirmation of their perceived worth and profit.
FABULOUS!!!!! They had a moment to be kids!!! I give then 6 stars!!!!
If you’re spending a small amount of cash, you should prioritize your time. But if you’re making a larger purchase like expensive tech, naturally, you should invest more of your time.
Where that line lies will depend on your personal finances. Some people’s budgets mean that every penny counts while others have the luxury of dropping three- and four-figure sums without so much as missing a heartbeat.
Saw This Review On Amazon Today For Fruit Snacks
One Star Review
Who's John Cena? I've never seen him in anything.
Load More Replies...This Is Why Online Shopping Will Always Be More Entertaining Than Irl
Please take this picture away from my mind...
Load More Replies...Which of these reviews made you laugh the most, dear Pandas? What are the wildest, most off-the-hook online reviews you’ve accidentally stumbled upon yourselves?
How much would you say reviews sway your opinion on products and services? How often do you review products after buying them? Let us know! We’d love to hear your thoughts.
Swiss Army Knife Review
Hey, a kings a king, Switzerland isn't a big country but it's wealthy and the flags a big plus. 🇨🇭
Could be worse. In post-Roman Britain some moistened bint once lobbed a scimitar at a guy and he was crowned for that. As if that's a basis for a system of government...
Best thing about Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus...
This Review I Came Across While Looking Through The App Store
Seriously, I need more context to understand the true depth of the dislike.
Load More Replies...Sounds about right. My aunt died while on tour at the local brewery. She fell into one of the large vats and drowned. It took her three hours and two bathroom trips to finally drown while fighting off her rescuers the whole time.
Highly Recommend This Book
Not sure why you were downvoted, so I upvoted to cancel it since I have a friend who is interested in this book as well...
Load More Replies...I have found the textbook buying/buyback experience to be: but brand new book for $125. Never use book or even open it even though it was required for class. Sell book back for $32.75 if lucky, or nothing because they updated to the next edition. I think I was scammed by the school which did not have a Barnes and Noble but a privately run bookstore
If they buy it back at all with their go to "We're not accepting that one right now but you can try again next qtr/semester" So you're telling me I can take another 2 hours to be told the same dam thing. UGH this system is so f****d!
Load More Replies...Customer Review My first book review: 1.0 out of 5 stars I did not enjoy this book - I destroyed it! Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2018 First the destructive critique - I disliked this book so much that I personally took it to the recycle bin and tore it section by section from its spine so no one else could read it. I have never done that to a book in my life. Now the constructive critique - I am not going to lie. One reason I picked up this book in the first place was because the title caught my eye; my last name is "Mazur". I purchased it because the opening description of the unusual weather pattern was very well written and intriguing. However, I only made it to about page 60. I could not stand the meandering, disjointed descriptions of people and events. It was confusing and neverending. I kept waiting for a more cohesive story, but it did not happen.
My Favorite Amazon Review
somehow I feel like they'd ruin it and put it in the trailer
Load More Replies...this is how I felt when they did a remake of the Stepford Wives and NOT ONE Martha Stewart joke.
5 Star Review For The Roku Streaming Stick
"Works great and mother in law dead: 5 stars"
Load More Replies...OK, I'm triggered. My mum complained that there wasn't anything interesting on the regular channels, so I got her a Roku for Christmas, along with several monthis of Netflix. Set up streaming services like iPlayer, 4oD, My5, suggested series she might like. She never touched it again. And still complained about the paucity of the TV schedule.
An Amazing Review !
I read this and had to reread the product... I was expecting it to be like permanent marker or something
This Doctor Getting A 4-Star Review Despite Saving The Man’s Life!
Then, why did they go to a doctor in the first place?
Load More Replies...He saved someone's life. To get the fifth star he needs to bring someone back from the dead
i had one like that; review went on and on about how awesome a doc i was and how i listened to her and helped her so much and was always on time and then i got a 1 star lol!
Amazon Is Full Of Golden Reviews
What a pathetic loser. I would have called myself the Emperor Penguin.
It could be worse like Michael Myers or Jason's hockey mask. 🤷
Load More Replies...Madlad
Before they were banned a lot of e-cigs looked like one of those. They even had a red glowing tip, just like a real cigarette so it was really easy to f**k with people. You could buy ones like that in the picture or menthol flavored, so they were super popular when they first launched e-cigs and vaping.
I have some of those fake cigarettes and oh my god. People lose their mind when I sign into a company wide online meeting with one of those hanging out of my mouth.
Hard Hitting Mattress Review
What?
German gloves are "hand shoes," so why not?
Load More Replies...I Wanted To See If People Would Actually Write Reviews For Jail. Was Not Disappointed
Not all branches are equally good, though Standardization is a problem in this industry.
If you think jail reviews are good, you should check out psych hospital reviews.
Aww that would be at his the kings pleasure I assume a uk term for prison lol
This Review For A Squirt Gun
The modern day alternative for the Old Man yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" and chasing small children out of his yard. Now, you're guaranteed perfectly legal means to target the local children, without ever having to leave the comfort of your seat on the front porch.
Amazon User Reviews Keyboard
I appreciate the commitment in typing this review! I would attempt to write this is moment in the same way, using only the available letters, but I don’t have that level of commitment…..
Hehehe the Fave stars gets me. Also, I read it like the Swedish chef from Muppets if that helps anyone.
How capital are the letters when you press the shift shift shift key? They're gonna be HUGE!
Review For A Deep Fryer On Amazon
Hahaha the last sentence of the 1st paragraph and the 1st sentence of the second
Best Review I Have Found For Glue Yet
Gorilla glue, duct and packing tape has become God to southerners. Just make sure that if you use either one of them, it's something that you never want to loosen up or take apart ever again. I've used both OUTSIDE, that s**t is still holding YEARS later. Gorilla Duct, Packing Tape and Glue is a lifelong commitment that will outlast most marriages.
When we were fishing a co-worker cut the end of his finger off. Fishing was good.We used super glue to stick the finger tip back on. Took about a week before the finger turned black and we had to take him to a doctor
Bus Stop Review
I just looked for it on street view. No it does not, the review is as fake as the other ones 🤷♀️
Load More Replies..."Post-industrial derelict city feel." Wow. That basically encapsulates how I feel about my neighborhood!!
This Vodka Review
I'd drink it in a heartbeat, but I wonder if the dosage can be adjusted so that no innocent animals are hurt
I'm hardly surprised taking into consideration that it's 99,9% spirit
Would be a whole lot more realistic than the plot of Black Doves.
Load More Replies...TV Mount Review
I mounted my mom's TV with an articulated wall mount. She bought a 55" TV and bitched that it would fall. Called in my 14 year old nephew to do 10 pullups on the mount. Then grabbed him by his belt loop to put more pressure on it. He nearly s**t himself trying. Mount stayed up and I gave it 5 stars. I live in Tennessee.
I’m not sure what Tennessee has to do with it but ok.
Load More Replies...I should write a review for my tv mount and my tv. It survived a dancing pole falling onto it. The easily removable pole was on the side, and I accidentally hit it and it went rolling (the bottom and top are discs) - and then it fell onto the tv. I had this mental image of those clips you see: First the tv would shatter. The pole fell off the tv and barely missed the ps and vr headset. I imagined the shattered tv would hang momentarily and then fall on top of those things and break them as well. Imagine my surprise when non of that happened. No cracked screen (just a slight dent in the casing), the mount still in the wall (though a little bit tilted and there's more jiggle room now so have to offset it more to one side to get it horizontally). Pole is securely back in it's place now.
This Review For A Life-Sized Stuffed Giraffe
I'm almost afraid to ask. Why would you need a live-size giraffe worth a thousand dollars?
The "B" word that is censored looks like "big" not "bare" and I cannot figure out why on Earth it is blurred.
They used to sell these from FAO Schwartz at toys r us and babies r us. I really miss that job.
Amazon Review
A Amazon Reviewer Was Trying To Show How Roomy This Litter Box Is
Remind me of the movie Mars Attacks. The martians were t messing with people’s bodies, and one was just Womens head on top of a Chihuahua body
Work Exactly Like Expected!
Watching sovereign citizens melting down on youtube has become one of my new fav hobbies.
I love watching the body cam videos of police officers! Most of them are SO done with sovereign citizens. :)
Load More Replies...They are in Canada too. They refuse to pay taxes but use social healthcare.
Airbnb Review I Received Today 👑
This Amazon Review
If you're a teenage boy or basement dwelling Incel, socks and hands take on a whole new meaning. Throw in some lotion and you won't see either one for days.
Best Watch Review On Amazon
My Facebook Memory From Two Years Ago Made My Day. Best Amazon Review Ever!
This Feels Personal! (Projector Review From Amazon)
Yep, just needs a train and some rain and they have a top 10 country hit on their hands.
Load More Replies...Scathing Reviews
Shamefully how all the massive rich donated money, the church was to broke to foot the bill but nobody invests in affordable housing. Most of the fortunes that donated money are rich from exploiting workers.
This Dark Souls 2 Review
All Souls games are pretty much like that. Beautiful, fulfilling, BAM! in the face
lol. Perfectly put. In my free time, I teach Soulsborne games to older people & those with traumatic brain injuries or anyone who sees gaming as a form of enhancing neuroplasticity. I’ve over 5000 hours in all 4 Souls, Sekiro, Bloodborne & Elden Ring, with nearly 2000 in the latter. They’re dichotomy of beauty & torture so, ya,, I think I may be a masochist. u/LordAthel’sRod
Load More Replies...This Review Sold The Watch
Looking For A Mattress Protector And Came Across This Review
You do know that women's bodies are not synchronized with an atomic clock so that we can be absolutely sure when our periods start, right?
Load More Replies...Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys
In case anyone needs/wants explaining, here's what I think the joke means: heelies are shoes with a wheel on the heel, and apparently they're so sexy, makes the girls so wet, that the floor gets flooded and he is afraid the wheels will hydroplane This is a sincere attempt to help others as confused by this as me, who had no idea what heelies are, and took way to long to make the connection about the "wet" part :-)
Or when he sees girls when he wears them, he wets his pants.
Load More Replies...I Love Reading Prison Reviews On Google When I'm Bored
Oh come ON BP, it;s a NAME! why would you censor a name?
I Supported The Orange Man And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt
Its funny because biden and trump are VERY clise in age. 4 years difference.
I thought it was 3 years? And the way Trump ranted about Biden's age.
Load More Replies...It really confuses me that their favourite criticism of Biden is "HE'S TOO OLD", like Trump is a spry twenty-five-year-old with muscles you could crack rocks on or something. Then again I should probably just accept it now I've come to terms with the fact that they are all legally insane.
Don't know which lawyer granted the insanity certification, but I'd like to shake her/his hand.
Load More Replies...Why in the f**k, are they using the name of the last song, that Toby Keith wrote and sang about coming to grips that he was dying, for f*****g politics?!! That song "Don't let the old man in" is beautiful, haunting and even if you don't know TK'S backstory, will make you cry. TK was born, raised, lived and died in Oklahoma, which is where I'm from. He did more for our Military and Soldiers then any other artist. Listen to "The American Soldier" and read the backstory behind "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" that was written and released right after 9/11, at the Military's request to help raise our Soldiers morale. TK'S Dad served in the Army and it was how he was raised, that influenced his feelings and actions after he became an adult when it comes to the Military and how Patriotic he was about our country. Using that song is completely f****d up and I can only imagine what his widow Trish and kids think about them using his song.
Best Tinder Review Ever
Do They Work For Child's Rooms?
Home Alone Review
Top Review Explains The Bottom Review 🤦♀️
The company in question has Katie Johnson's personal phone number listed as their own, so when people like Laura Mansfield call looking for the company, they're actually calling Katie Johnson, NOT the company. 😃
Load More Replies...Amazon Review
There's some irony that they would censor crâp but not murder.
Epic App Review
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_United_Express_passenger_removal
Holy S**t!! They deserved to be sued into the f*****g ground for what they did to that poor man, as well as the sick cover-up that they tried to pull.
Load More Replies...This Restaurant Review
Self checkout: I am that old woman. This month alone i have broken two self checkouts. I wish they would bring back cashiers. I am not making this up.
Wait until the screen slightly flashes or just wait 3 seconds or so until the last item you scan cleared. Funny, but the computer is slower than I am.
Load More Replies...They Forgot To Put The Dehydrated Water In!
In the early 1990s I played a game on my laptop with canned water which was deoxygenated it only contained hydrogen, you had to add oxygen from your air tank.
Shopping For A New CPU And Was Reading Reviews, Think I'm Sold
My Wife Went To Buy Some Shorts Online. After Reading This Review She Bought Them In A Heartbeat
Took me awhile to realize he meant a nice derriere (bottom) and not dairy air.
All I could think of when I read "dairy air" was my Uncle's former dairy farm. Thought the guy liked the smell of cow manure. Ha!
I Was Just Looking To Purchase A Sponge When I Found This Review
The Public Toilets In Tokyo
This Deli Has Some Interesting Recent “Reviews”
Salat
Hypnotically Caucasian
As a white person, now I'm wondering if I qualify as "hypnotically Caucasian" or just Vaguely Distracting Caucasian.
I Got Stabbed Here
My Friend Bought A Possessed Treadmill… Here’s Her Review
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B0C4V8F62Q/R2QFPE9STH89DL?ref_=cm_sw_r_mwn_dprv_PVMWRD0MRT902GFBKQDG&language=en-US
Load More Replies...I Can Hear The Sweet Sound Of An Eagles Call Through The Phone While Reading This
I Couldn’t Even Recognize Her… Slowly, She Didn’t Even Recognize Me
Energy Drinks
Review For A Local Rug Store
Costumers are hard working people who have to deal with a bunch of nut jobs all day long asking for impossible things like real silk kimonos for $5.Obviously this rug store is adding to their problems. No care.
This Tea Is Very Diverse
Perfect
In San Francisco On Business And Decided To Look Up Reddit Hq For A Visit. This Was One Of The Reviews On Google+
Hugh Chicken
Love Reading "1 Star" Reviews On Products I Am Buying
Most Honest Review
Found This At A Local Ice Cream Shop Years Ago And To This Day I Still Can't Decipher It
Do you know where it comes from? Never heard this word before.
Load More Replies...I wonder if it was a Friendly's Ice Cream Restaurant, mostly northeast USA.
My Son
Review Of A Local Sonic
A friend of mine who is a dermatologist received the following review "They butchered mine and my mom's hair and instead of highlights they made plain color. Unacceptable" 🤣🤣🤣
I expected the legendary Haribo sugar-free gummi bear reviews to make an appearance, surprised they didn't.
This reminds me of when George Takei would go on Amazon and review random weird things he found with equally bizarre and nonsensical reviews. Those were some of the funniest things I've ever read.
I actually gave up reading this list. After a poorly timed snort (mind you it actually sounded WET) I had to stop because in technicality most homework assignments aren't all that amusing. Bye everybody, enjoy your comedy while I will be bored out of my mind.
I gave up because the pop ups and ads are so bad now it kept kicking me off
Load More Replies...I considered not answering the polls anymore and then I considered maybe I should do more of them to maybe get better articles... I don't think it will matter either way.
I always think they’re just curating the answers so they can try to sell you stuff.
Load More Replies...my mother has done reviews that are like these. one of my favorites was one she did for a snoopy sno-cone machine at target, where she said that "soulja boy couldn't sing 'crank that' while trying to use it" Screenshot...6b0c9c.png
A friend of mine who is a dermatologist received the following review "They butchered mine and my mom's hair and instead of highlights they made plain color. Unacceptable" 🤣🤣🤣
I expected the legendary Haribo sugar-free gummi bear reviews to make an appearance, surprised they didn't.
This reminds me of when George Takei would go on Amazon and review random weird things he found with equally bizarre and nonsensical reviews. Those were some of the funniest things I've ever read.
I actually gave up reading this list. After a poorly timed snort (mind you it actually sounded WET) I had to stop because in technicality most homework assignments aren't all that amusing. Bye everybody, enjoy your comedy while I will be bored out of my mind.
I gave up because the pop ups and ads are so bad now it kept kicking me off
Load More Replies...I considered not answering the polls anymore and then I considered maybe I should do more of them to maybe get better articles... I don't think it will matter either way.
I always think they’re just curating the answers so they can try to sell you stuff.
Load More Replies...my mother has done reviews that are like these. one of my favorites was one she did for a snoopy sno-cone machine at target, where she said that "soulja boy couldn't sing 'crank that' while trying to use it" Screenshot...6b0c9c.png
