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Writing witty things well is a wonderful skill to have! Though, we admit, we may be a tad biased here. If you can capture the attention of complete strangers on the internet with your perspective, well, your unique voice suddenly has an entire audience waiting to hear more from you. This is true in the Wild West world of online reviews as well.

You haven’t experienced the internet if you haven’t binge-read random product reviews on the internet, let us tell you. To show you what we mean, the Bored Panda team has collected some of the funniest, wittiest, and most bizarre online reviews to ever grace the digital landscape. Some are creative. Some are mind-bogglingly bonkers. But they’re all amusing. Scroll down to check out the most hilarious ones!

Bored Panda was curious about why online reviews impact us so much, as well as how big of a risk fake reviews pose. Marketing psychology expert Matt Johnson, PhD, who specializes in topics such as consumer psychology and serendipity, was kind enough to shed some light on this. Read on for his thoughts.

#1

Favourite Barber Shop Review Ever

Funny review of a barber shop highlighting a humorous encounter during a haircut, rated with five stars.

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K. LNU
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something tells me that this isn't the first random fart that Henry has delt with in his career.

Ray LeBlanc
Community Member
10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Henry the Fartkiller also saved Scotland from asphyxiation by the Irish Fartgoblins in 1286 .

PenguinEmp
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who rips a fart at the barber. Hold it in or excuse yourself

King Of Birbz
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's alright.....it's perfectly natural

GenXandEarnedItAll
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're lucky the heat didn't catch your g(a*s) on fire!

Justin Rogers
Community Member
10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A fart is bad enough but then henry there cooks it with the blowie. Barf

Emily Claire Winters
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10 months ago

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According to Johnson, people are primarily swayed by online reviews due to their social nature. "Consumers rely on online reviews because they serve as powerful social proof, reducing uncertainty in decision-making. Human psychology is wired to seek guidance from others, especially in unfamiliar situations. Reviews tap into this instinct by providing real-world experiences that feel more trustworthy than marketing claims," the marketing psychology expert told Bored Panda via email.

"The volume of reviews also creates a 'wisdom of the crowd' effect—if many people endorse a product, it must be good. Additionally, negativity bias makes critical reviews particularly influential, as consumers perceive them as more authentic. Ultimately, reviews shape expectations and offer cognitive shortcuts, making them a dominant force in consumer choice," he said.

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    #2

    Someone Posted My Review On Another Subreddit, But People Said It Belonged Here So Enjoy!

    Hand holding tiny plastic babies with a funny online review about hiding them for someone to find.

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    Rafael
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the evilest thing I've read today... so far.

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were the husband, once I'd realised the joke, I'd really enjoy it and be disappointed if there /wasn't/ a baby in something!

    WW
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You will see all of these again in the divorce proceedings.

    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this in my friend's house once, but with tiny paper doilies. That was 5 years ago and she still occasionally finds one.

    René Sauer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow, sounds like a peach, that one.

    StretcherBearer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 15yr old daughter uses her allowance to buy these. She has dinosaur, pig,cow, babies, etc. She hides them everywhere at school, in stores peoples backpacks, jacket pockets. I approve.😁

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    #3

    Review Of A Jeff Bezos Bio

    Hilarious online book review apologizing with humor for a previous critique of Jeff Bezos's biography.

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it weird that I 98% believe that happened? 🙃

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Bezos has mafia connections so I have to believe it's true.

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    Russ Kincade
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very funny, but there may come a day when writing negative things about the Orange Man will result in severe negative consequences not unlike these. Just saying.

    Alex Bailey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'll just have to hope he keeps packing away the burgers washed down with coca-cola.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last sentence got me! 🤣🤣🤣

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL "a rabid, cutthroat fat cat with a head like a fleshy bowling ball" I almost want to write a bad review also but scared this might actually happen to me

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not completely sure if this is superb sarcasm with bits of truth or not. I do know that if you post anti-Musk comments on Twitter, he will come after you on the site. Do it again and you're banned.

    Joe15
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Musk was supposed to be the guardian of the first Amendment .I thought it was the left that was supposed to be the snowflakes. Then again, the right ARE Masters of projection.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it’s not true, but the passive aggression is strong with this person. I love it.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dying here, yup, I'm dying.

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    We were also interested in understanding just how big a potential problem fake reviews are, especially now that many internet users have easy access to generative artificial intelligence.

    "Fake reviews—especially when they appear compelling—undermine this entire process, and sew mistrust between brands, platforms, and consumers. With generative AI, the scale and sophistication of fraudulent content are escalating. It's now possible to create fake reviews which are highly detailed and seemingly human, and to do so at an incredible scale. This is particularly dangerous given the fact that these AI-generated reviews are essentially indistinguishable from authentic ones," Johnson explained.

    #4

    Found This Review On Amazon For A Lock Pick 🤣

    Funny review of a lock picking set purchase with humorous consequences, featuring a silhouette by a barred window.

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    Subaru645
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With great power comes…

    justagirl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...great urge to pick ALL the locks.

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    Rick Seiden
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got a lockpicking set as an add in to something once. My son took it and he went crazy with it. Loved picking locks and carried them with him everywhere. One day he forgot his keys at home to a room on campus that he was allowed into. He actually had a key, but just not on him. But he had his picks....

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But at least they are a happy customer!

    Bob Bob
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shoulda kept to your own locks, but ya got picky

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha! Hopefully the OP will be able to put their new skills to the test "inside"! 😂😂

    Zero
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amazon's lack of responsibility has no end..this may be illegal here as it's a nanny country..

    WubiDubi
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should have got the lock picking lawyer to represent them.

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    #5

    This Guy Wins At T-Shirt Reviews

    Funny review of a shirt online, including a humorous haiku about its weight and thickness, with 152 out of 165 finding it helpful.

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    Undercover
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that your nipple? 🤣🤣🤣

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy actually understands haikus, as they're not supposed to just follow the set pattern but also usually have a reference to nature.

    Andrea Hall
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how many people found this helpful ⭐️ For the reviewer.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood the appeal of haikus. Don't hate them, don't mean to bash them, I am just reeealy confused by them.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Roughly translated as this item is s**t lol paper thin n not what he ordered

    A_Chaos_Variable
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that your n****e? XDDDDD but tbh if its that thin you'll look worse in a bra, girls (and feminine enbies)

    Slarty Bartfast
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gossamer wear!? Oh! Shirt of heavy cotton - No! My navel on show...

    Zero
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demanding reviews is something they are great at but don't like your wording. I hate being corrected by any of these online giants

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    #6

    This Amazon Review

    Funny reviews online share a humorous Amazon review of a giant inflatable beach ball with an exaggerated story.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now desperately want one of these.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now desperately want to see the movie

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    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seven years later and this is still my favorite humorous Amazon review

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live near the top of a mountain. I'm thinking about buying one and unleashing it on the road down. ( not really, couldn't afford the aftermath).

    A_Chaos_Variable
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just retreat to the infinite alternate universes out there where you can afford the aftermath!

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    Jorie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm actually crying from laughter! Thanks!!!!!

    Funhog
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shown to scale next to a man, who is 8' tall.

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    "Reviews play a crucial role in shaping purchasing decisions, acting as a form of social proof. When manipulated, they can distort perceptions, mislead consumers, and unfairly advantage or disadvantage businesses. AI-generated fake reviews are increasingly difficult to detect, mimicking genuine sentiment and even responding contextually," Johnson said.

    "If platforms fail to address this, consumer skepticism will rise, reducing the credibility of all reviews. Google's initiative is a necessary step, but ongoing vigilance and advanced detection methods are essential."

    The Guardian reports that Google has agreed to put in more effort to identify and then remove fake reviews in the United Kingdom. Part of this new strategy is likely to include sanctioning individuals and businesses that have manipulated their star ratings.

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    Furthermore, Google will issue warnings for business profiles that use fake reviews to boost their ratings, as per the Competition and Markets Authority (CMA). Back in 2021, the Authority investigated Google due to concerns that the global tech giant may have failed to take sufficient action to protect consumers from fraudulent reviews.

    #7

    Found This On Amazon Under Hourglass Reviews

    Funny review of an hourglass on Amazon, warning others not to flip it, highlighting humorous misunderstanding.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, that’s on the down side.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long does it takes for the sand to go back up?

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙈………..😂😂😂

    karivfta
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG and I bet he/she voted!

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like sands through the hourglass....these are the the days of our lives...fml I am old

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    #8

    This Amazon Review

    Funny review of non-slip shoes on Amazon, highlighting their comfort yet unattractive appearance.

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    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crocs Unisex Adult Slip Resistant Bistro Clog https://a.co/d/h3vKZdr

    Ell Bee
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought they had to be Crocs. Thanks for the link.

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    Intangible Panda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wholeheartedly agree with this review. I bought the same shoes (crocs) after I read this review (here on BP, of course). I worked in the kitchen back then.

    Cyndi Hafele
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was a hospital nurse working 12 hour days. Crocs saved my life and my feet

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slightly off-topic, but why do the US have different shoe sizes for men and women? I seen it in the screenshot at the top.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well erm 😂😂😂😂 what can you say to that fully honest review 😂

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    #9

    While Looking Up A Places To Get A Haircut I Found This Funny Review

    One-star review of Nechako Barber Shop with humorous text describing a bad haircut experience.

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    BROmanicus85
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last sentence made me laugh out loud!!! :))))))

    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a riot! And I have had haircuts like this.

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just use the ceiling fan?

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blades too dull for hair.

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have tears from this one.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I want to go to her and see what she can do with my hair

    lisa_l_ross58
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just shave your head. It grows back.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I'm not in the mood to cut my own hair, I'll go to hair styling schools, and if they make a mistake, no big deal. I understood what the risks might be before I sat down. But when I'm paying $45 or more for a cut, you best do a good job because I will not pay because mistakes at that price are inexcusable. Sidenote: this has got to be an old review - only $25?!

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    As per the CMA, product reviews hold a lot of sway over people. As much as £23 billion ($28.6 billion or €27.5 billion) of consumer spending per year is potentially influenced by online reviews. Meanwhile, consumer group Which? Found that as many as a jaw-dropping 89% of consumers use customer reviews when they research products and services.

    “Left unchecked, fake reviews damage people’s trust and leave businesses who do the right thing at a disadvantage. The changes we’ve secured from Google ensure robust processes are in place, so people can have confidence in reviews and make the best possible choices,” said CMA chief executive Sarah Cardell. “This is a matter of fairness—for both business and consumers—and we encourage the entire sector to take note.”

    A spokesperson for Google speaking to The Guardian had this to say on the matter: “Our longstanding investments to combat fraudulent content help us block millions of fake reviews yearly—often before they ever get published. Our work with regulators around the world, including the CMA, is part of our ongoing efforts to fight fake content and bad actors.”

    #10

    Absolute Agony!

    Funny review of a white toilet brush on Amazon, describing its use as agonizing and preferring toilet paper instead.

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    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE tell me no one could possibly be this stupid...

    Broadredpanda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    PLEASE tell me you couldn’t possibly think this is real…..

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    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could post a picture of some toilet brushes we pimped with some "funny" slogans for fun that sold really good, but I fear it would disturb the most of you...

    King Of Birbz
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

    MAKtheknife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. I had to read this twice. Ha, ha!

    Paloma Vita
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to read the comments!

    Nathan Shipman
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh c**p!!! (Pardon the pun). That last sentence made me face palm and snicker!

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    #11

    Metal Detecting Is Serious Business

    Funny review of a metal detector asking if it's child-friendly, with a humorous response about children containing metal.

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note to self, don't chain people when burying, as they show up on the metal detector.

    Carole Martin
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG. I laughed so much at the question about children! Hilarious!

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    #12

    I Leave Reviews Like This For People. I Try To Make Each One Unique And Awesome

    Funny review of a delivery driver praised for heroic actions in a five-star rating.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corey can’t respond. He is off to Africa saving endangered animals and providing water for secluded villages in the northern deserts.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish Corey would come back to America and save us all from Trump.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humanity craves for more people like Corey, though it does not deserve.

    Purple light
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope Timmy has Corey as his middle name as a tribute to the greatest Dasher is the world.

    Rafael
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one reads more as ironic than helpful, I am not sure Corey will be thrilled...

    Roni Stone
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corey got 5 stars. He'll deal.

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    Frieda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so stealing this idea!

    Colin Matthews
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corey is now busy taking martial arts courses from Chuck Norris

    ManuelQue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blitzen. Only corrected this because it means "lightning"

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this. I’m going to steal this idea.

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    Statista states that Amazon was the most popular e-commerce and shopping website globally in December 2023. It accounted for over 14% of all desktop visits to similar sites. In second place stood eBay with just over 3% of all visits while AliExpress got 2.24%.

    In short, Amazon is the dominant force. It’s expected that the company’s worldwide net sales will exceed $1 trillion by 2026. However, some of the platform users still think that the digital shopping experience could be better in certain areas, such as faster delivery, free returns, and more convenient shopping conditions.

    According to a survey by BrightLocal, 88% of consumers would use a business that replies to all of its reviews. On the flip side, just 47% would use a business if it never replied to any reviews. Somewhat surprisingly, consumers quite like generative AI in this context. The survey showed that 58% of people preferred AI-written review responses over human ones.

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    Just over a third of consumers (36%) said they use two review sites when deciding to use local businesses. Meanwhile, 41% said they use three or more sites.

    #13

    Now That’s A Silent Mouse

    Funny review on Amazon about a silent mouse saving a relationship from breakup due to clicking noise.

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    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's too bad the headboard hitting the wall and the sound of random moans and shrieks will necessitate the purchase of some good noise cancelling headphones.

    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We purchased these rubber plates used in trucks to secure the cargo to prevent the headboard from hitting the wall. Works 100% and is much cheaper than noise cancelling headphones. And a ball gag to avoid annoying moans is also pretty cheap...

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    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine living with a peep who stays up all night (by the sound of it), and prob has lights on, too, never mind a noisy gamer's keyboard, regardless of the now-silent mouse.

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even without the sound...it's the lights that get me.

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    Callie27
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bro, "she will sometimes forget I'm home and invite her lover over"

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    #14

    I Saw This Review While Searching For A Cheap Car Battery

    Funny review about a durable car battery purchase intended to fail, with five-star rating and humorous backfire story.

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    Tempest
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 20 who found the review unhelpful are looking for a battery that would successfully strand their MIL.

    #15

    Looking For Pepper Spray On Amazon And Found This Review. Happy To Hear It’s A Quality Product

    Funny review about catching a cheating husband with pepper spray rated 5 stars on a product page.

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    Ronstantin
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the longest sentence I have read in years. (Edit: added full stop)

    Jaya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "Thank you for your feedback." as a response cracks me up.

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, that could be painful… or very rewarding depending on who’s pov

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one use for it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wives everywhere are now ordering pepper spray. (I already have some in case husband reads this)

    Rafael
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The arshole was going to be late to pick up his baby? I hope the pepper stung!

    Lez Be Honest
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they said they needed lube I don't think that's what they had in mind!!

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This review gets a pass for zero punctuation because that was the most entertaining run-on sentence I've ever read!

    Marcus Lynch
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so hope this was true! Pepper spray hurts!

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    A recent study published in the Journal of Theoretical and Applied Electronic Commerce Research noted that consumers often rely on online reviews when making purchasing decisions. As such, they’re considered a crucial marketing tool when it comes to fostering trust.

    According to the researchers, consumers with “an interdependent self-construal” are sensitive to both review ratings and group similarity. On the other hand, consumers with an “independent self-construal” are more affected by high review ratings, regardless of group similarity.

    In other words, no matter who you are, the ratings you see will impact your decisions.

    #16

    This Review

    Funny review of an air mattress resembling a giant ice cream sandwich with a one-star rating.

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    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great way to one up those kids who brag about sleeping in a race-car bed: "I sleep on a giant ice cream sandwich!"

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it was a giant ice cream sandwich that was delivered in a refrigerated truck, they would probably just leave it on your porch to melt.

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose it also didn’t occur to you that it might be melted on arrival. The title. 😂

    Paulina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the joke but I'm always uneasy with the one-stars... They really hurt sellers on many platforms (lowered visibility, penalties, bans etc.), so please if you ordered by mistake or want to leave a jokingly bad review, make sure you give 5 stars if the products is actually good and as described!

    Janelle Collard
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those stupid matresses/beds with a ridge all around the top are a b**ch to sleep on cuz the top's not level!

    Granny's Thoughts
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. At least now you have somewhere to rest after you find your giant ice cream sandwich.

    #17

    I Was Reading Through Reviews Of A Coffee Brand That Promises A Heightened Caffeine Buzz And Found This Treasure

    Funny review of coffee stating, "My blood is caffeinated," with all-caps excitement and 5-star rating.

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    Lez Be Honest
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anybody else read this super fast?

    justagirl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO BUT I READ IT IN A LOUD MONOTONOUS SHOUTING TONE LIKE THIS: AAAAAAAAA

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we get a brand name please? I could use some super speederall coffee

    Bec
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dear colleague brought me some Darjeeling tea from India. I had a cup, and a refill, and a refill. Then I started vibrating and listening to my heart race. Apparently has more caffeine than coffee, would recommend, but in moderation.

    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear them slurping their 11th cup of coffee while writing this review

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this review. I want the same coffee.

    Mikaya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Skweezy is that you? 😂

    MotherofGuineaPigs
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Currently undercaffeinated. Must try this

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he per chance drinking Taylor’s rocket fuel coffee lmao I used to drink that before my 5 am morning run it did what it said on the packet n tasted lush to lol

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    #18

    Found This Gem Of A Review While Looking For Pet Cams

    Funny review of a baby monitor showing a child hilariously asleep hanging over the crib railing.

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    NapQueen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how 21 people found it helpful lol.

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to hear noises, but feared investigation, it is normal to think that your baby is possessed.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me or is this child too big for a crib?

    Mike Rodrick
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a priest, not a camera.

    Subaru645
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the song, “I’m a maniac, manic on the floor” in my head when I look at this foto

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got that reference, but not telling others

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    Marianne
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Demon mode is only half the fun when you black out the demon eyes!

    AnnaB
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid needs a regular bed.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂that’s priceless

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    Online reviews are, obviously, quite influential. It’s only natural to do a bit of research before spending a larger sum of money on a product or service. You might check it out in person and give it a metaphorical test drive. But the far more convenient option is to see how people who have already purchased the thing feel about it. So, you browse their reviews.

    Of course, they’re far from perfect. They can be biased. They can be written by vocal minorities who either love or hate the brand. Or the reviews can even be fake to boost the product’s ratings and the brand’s online image. But gather enough reviews across multiple storefronts and blogs and you can get a general feel for the biggest pros and cons.

    #19

    This Amazon Review

    HyperX headphones with a humorous Amazon review highlighting noise-cancelling effectiveness amidst a dramatic story.

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    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also probably saved his life because the attacker could’ve tried the downstairs apartment first but since no one heard the doorbell…

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would disgust me if I thought for one second this was remotely true

    Bec
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true, people pay $100 or more for headphones!

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why my mom says don't open the door for strangers.

    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of these reviews would make a great TV commercial. This is probably not one of them.

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a video I saw where a guy starts shooting through his door at would-be thieves/attackers. I think YT is trying to turn me into an extremist gun-toting paranoid mess for some reason. Maybe their sponsor is a gun company.

    DowntownStevieB
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe buy less effective ones so you can stay alive?

    PFD
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psssht. Stabbings aren't that loud.

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    #20

    Found This Review While Looking For A Rice Cooker

    Funny review with five stars, describing the simple process of cooking rice with humor.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminder me when I used to work with my mom & she had to solve a problem with a customer from Japan. They were always very polite. She wrote a letter outlining what was being done & said she hoped it was corrected to their satisfaction. We got a letter back with one sentence: We satisfied.

    Abel
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a two way tmproblem. It is as hard to a japanese to learn western languajes as it is to any occidental to learn oriental languajes, spwcially japanese. I was interested in learning japanese many years ago, but it was overwhelming. The kanjis...

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really rice of him.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't get much simpler than that.

    Todd
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man of few words...

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    #21

    Amazon Review For A Gaming Keyboard

    Funny review of a product favored by a teenage gamer, mentioning its room enhancements and parental satisfaction.

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    Serial pacifist
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaah, the teenage gaming Chewbacca noises.

    Granny's Thoughts
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love fun reviews like this!

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    Combine all of that online research with some hands-on experience with the item and you’re set to either buy it or get an alternative. However, something that you should probably keep in mind is the value of your time.

    Sure, digital window shopping, endless scrolling, reading witty posts, and comparing tons of products to find the best balance between price and quality can be fun.

    But at some point, you have to evaluate whether all of that time isn’t better suited for other things, like spending it with your loved ones, exercising, focusing on your hobbies, or catching up on your sleep. We only have so many free hours in a day, and you may not want to spend all of them in front of a screen.

    #22

    This User Review On Imdb

    Funny online review of "Morbius" with mixed praise and critique, rated 5/10.

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    Eppe
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me literally LOL instead of just a NE, even more than the half keyboard.

    Tha Monkey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very rarely do I literally LOL - I did as well!!

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing at how many people found it helpful

    QuantumCatnip
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought I was having a stroke. Loved it. 10/10

    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am saving this to use, with appropriate names, of course, the next time I review a film.

    Querque Girl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My review of "Free Solo" - "A 30 minute documentary crammed into 90 minutes."

    Mentally Bewildered
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that was certainly a review. As reviews go it was reviewy. Zrothkov mentioned the title and the characters. Some people found it helpful, as did I... apparently

    Al Fun
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone stole the adjectives

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure Leto did, and put them with his non existent talent.

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    Bec
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5/10 is generous. I watched it thinking it couldn't be that bad, it was bad.

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was completely adjective-free!

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am reminded of the 100% objective review of Final Fantasy XIII on the Jimquisition.

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    #23

    This Person's Amazon Review For Wall Adhesive

    Funny review of a tape, praising its strength and humorously exaggerating its uses, such as mending relationships.

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    iBlank
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I imagine their basement is just a web of tape and exs

    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With this tape and the subtle knife, you can do anything.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Written with only free hand - rest of body is wrapped in tape.

    Granny's Thoughts
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost peed my pants reading and laughing at this!

    #24

    Best Yelp Review Ever

    Funny review of a restaurant where staff left to buy ice cream.

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    ThatG
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’re just hissy because they didn’t bring you one…

    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? That’s what I expected the reviewer to say.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, they didn't get you one, did they?

    Natalie H
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work in fine dining. One day the Budweiser horses visited our city, and stopped right outside the restaurant. Without a word, the ENTIRE staff simultaneously dropped everything and ran outside to pet them, leaving the customers by themselves, and we all came back in happily smelling of horse. PRIORITIES 🐎💖 😊

    justagirl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SCREAM CAUSE THE WAIT STAFF DIDN'T GET ME ICE CREAM!

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    Original Kinkster
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was he tied to the chair or why didn't he got one for himself?

    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities - charm of some desires are way beyond the limited comprehension of mortals who are motivated by continuous affirmation of their perceived worth and profit.

    JSMart26
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually you hafta pay extra for performance art to accompany the food!

    James Howell
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FABULOUS!!!!! They had a moment to be kids!!! I give then 6 stars!!!!

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    If you’re spending a small amount of cash, you should prioritize your time. But if you’re making a larger purchase like expensive tech, naturally, you should invest more of your time.

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    Where that line lies will depend on your personal finances. Some people’s budgets mean that every penny counts while others have the luxury of dropping three- and four-figure sums without so much as missing a heartbeat.

    #25

    Saw This Review On Amazon Today For Fruit Snacks

    Amazon review humorously describing a chaotic shower incident involving children and gummies.

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    #26

    One Star Review

    Funny review of "The Invisible Man" with the comment: "I could see the man."

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    James016
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs a remake with John Cena

    Michael None
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's John Cena? I've never seen him in anything.

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    #27

    This Is Why Online Shopping Will Always Be More Entertaining Than Irl

    Funny review on Amazon about a car sunshade, noting difficulty driving while using it.

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    Abel
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reviewer is, in fact, Ace Ventura.

    Zero
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd buy one for sure

    RosenCranzLives
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm legally blind, so this would be great for me.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! I would like to know this person.

    Granny's Thoughts
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this person!

    Lulu Waters
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man these reviews are old lol. ain’t nothing been funny since??

    Which of these reviews made you laugh the most, dear Pandas? What are the wildest, most off-the-hook online reviews you’ve accidentally stumbled upon yourselves?

    How much would you say reviews sway your opinion on products and services? How often do you review products after buying them? Let us know! We’d love to hear your thoughts.

    #28

    Swiss Army Knife Review

    Funny review of a Swiss Army knife describing an unexpected adventure and becoming the king of Switzerland.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, a kings a king, Switzerland isn't a big country but it's wealthy and the flags a big plus. 🇨🇭

    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. In post-Roman Britain some moistened bint once lobbed a scimitar at a guy and he was crowned for that. As if that's a basis for a system of government...

    Apatheist Account2
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best thing about Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus...

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dontcha hate when that happens, you pick up a knife and suddenly you're royalty.

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    #29

    This Review I Came Across While Looking Through The App Store

    Funny review about alcohol consumption, rated 1 star.

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    justagirl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was not expecting that.

    Greyling Streets
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, I need more context to understand the true depth of the dislike.

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    Chris the Bobcat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right. My aunt died while on tour at the local brewery. She fell into one of the large vats and drowned. It took her three hours and two bathroom trips to finally drown while fighting off her rescuers the whole time.

    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not going to lie, he had me in the first 3 quarters

    Abel
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A tragicomedy in four paragraphs, with a plot twist! 5/5🍺

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. I wonder what the app was.

    Gregg Bender
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you, OP. My mom died of it at 47. Sucks, man. 🫂

    #30

    Highly Recommend This Book

    Funniest review: student sells book back for profit, uses money for whiskey, praises purchase strategy.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ....which book? Asking for a friend....

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why you were downvoted, so I upvoted to cancel it since I have a friend who is interested in this book as well...

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    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found the textbook buying/buyback experience to be: but brand new book for $125. Never use book or even open it even though it was required for class. Sell book back for $32.75 if lucky, or nothing because they updated to the next edition. I think I was scammed by the school which did not have a Barnes and Noble but a privately run bookstore

    Blah Blah Blah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they buy it back at all with their go to "We're not accepting that one right now but you can try again next qtr/semester" So you're telling me I can take another 2 hours to be told the same dam thing. UGH this system is so f****d!

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    Querque Girl
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer Review My first book review: 1.0 out of 5 stars I did not enjoy this book - I destroyed it! Reviewed in the United States on January 4, 2018 First the destructive critique - I disliked this book so much that I personally took it to the recycle bin and tore it section by section from its spine so no one else could read it. I have never done that to a book in my life. Now the constructive critique - I am not going to lie. One reason I picked up this book in the first place was because the title caught my eye; my last name is "Mazur". I purchased it because the opening description of the unusual weather pattern was very well written and intriguing. However, I only made it to about page 60. I could not stand the meandering, disjointed descriptions of people and events. It was confusing and neverending. I kept waiting for a more cohesive story, but it did not happen.

    #31

    My Favorite Amazon Review

    Funny online review of Sunshine DVD, highlighting a complaint about the lack of realism regarding daylight saving time dialogue.

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    Al Fun
    Community Member
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They saved it for the sequel

    iBlank
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    somehow I feel like they'd ruin it and put it in the trailer

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    pfeils wife
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like they have a point.

    Katie Allen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is how I felt when they did a remake of the Stepford Wives and NOT ONE Martha Stewart joke.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched this and did not catch the problem here. I feel stupid.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually a pretty good movie.

    Abel
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This movie directed by Danny Boyle? I havent rewatched it in ages, but I liked it then.

    #32

    5 Star Review For The Roku Streaming Stick

    Funny review on Amazon about a product for mother-in-law with a 5-star rating.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, why not both? These two options are not mutually exclusive.

    Nick Palmer
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I'm triggered. My mum complained that there wasn't anything interesting on the regular channels, so I got her a Roku for Christmas, along with several monthis of Netflix. Set up streaming services like iPlayer, 4oD, My5, suggested series she might like. She never touched it again. And still complained about the paucity of the TV schedule.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth the money for the peace n quiet lol

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    #33

    An Amazing Review !

    Funny review of NYX Matte Finish Setting Spray claiming durability after being hit by a car.

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’m gonna buy this

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this and had to reread the product... I was expecting it to be like permanent marker or something

    #34

    This Doctor Getting A 4-Star Review Despite Saving The Man’s Life!

    Four-star review with humorous comment about earning the fifth star, related to funny online reviews.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he/she didn't want to be saved.

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then, why did they go to a doctor in the first place?

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He saved someone's life. To get the fifth star he needs to bring someone back from the dead

    Marguerite Barnett
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i had one like that; review went on and on about how awesome a doc i was and how i listened to her and helped her so much and was always on time and then i got a 1 star lol!

    #35

    Amazon Is Full Of Golden Reviews

    Funniest reviews: a user shares their experience wearing a penguin mask to sing lullabies, humorously describing the effect on children.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely worth the therapy cost.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my wife has amassed quite a number of pebbles.

    Bob Brooce
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a pathetic loser. I would have called myself the Emperor Penguin.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does it work on the neighbors? Asking for a friend.

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s child abuse !

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It could be worse like Michael Myers or Jason's hockey mask. 🤷

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    #36

    Madlad

    Funny review with five-star rating, showing a person smoking indoors, and a humorous description of the product's effect.

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    Joseph Miller
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! That sounds like it led to at least a write-up!

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Before they were banned a lot of e-cigs looked like one of those. They even had a red glowing tip, just like a real cigarette so it was really easy to f**k with people. You could buy ones like that in the picture or menthol flavored, so they were super popular when they first launched e-cigs and vaping.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a great fake cig as a teenager. It lit up and even puffed "smoke" (chalk dust). Had a lot of fun with that.

    David Houde
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some of those fake cigarettes and oh my god. People lose their mind when I sign into a company wide online meeting with one of those hanging out of my mouth.

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    #37

    Hard Hitting Mattress Review

    Funny review about a mattress: "I almost died," referencing a fire slept through, with 10,000+ 5-star ratings.

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    #38

    What?

    Funny review of socks stating they are suitable for wearing but not as coffee filters.

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    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, what can you say about some things? They keep bugging you for a review and sometimes, this is the only thing you can say.

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    #39

    I Wanted To See If People Would Actually Write Reviews For Jail. Was Not Disappointed

    Funny review of a jail as a hotel with a three-star rating, noting weird experiences and activities like marching and crying.

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    Sillywaster Stayalone
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all branches are equally good, though Standardization is a problem in this industry.

    rorschach-penguin
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you think jail reviews are good, you should check out psych hospital reviews.

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are air b'n'bs with more rules and fewer amenities.

    Lew k
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. I got to spend 5 nights here over Christmas. Failure to pay a fine and suspended license in my 20s. Don't get arrested on Christmas eve folks. Made bail the next night and it took them 4 more days to process me out. Lovely time.

    Lez Be Honest
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it was only for 24 hours!!

    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww that would be at his the kings pleasure I assume a uk term for prison lol

    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will be looking at reviews for jail after this

    #40

    This Review For A Squirt Gun

    Funny review of a Nerf Super Soaker, humorously recommending it for discussions with cats.

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    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to use a super soaker to knock squirrels off my bird feeders.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was lazy & used to dip my fingers in my drink & flick them at the cat. It worked so well, that after a few times, I just had to flick my dry fingers, & the cat would run away. Friends thought I must be an animal whisperer.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The modern day alternative for the Old Man yelling "GET OFF MY LAWN!!" and chasing small children out of his yard. Now, you're guaranteed perfectly legal means to target the local children, without ever having to leave the comfort of your seat on the front porch.

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    #41

    Amazon User Reviews Keyboard

    Funny review of a mini keyboard on Amazon, highlighting humorous spelling errors.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it feel like it's written in a very strong Scottish accent? 😁

    tw 72
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did I READ it with a strong Scottish accent?

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    Blue Bunny of Happiness
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the commitment in typing this review! I would attempt to write this is moment in the same way, using only the available letters, but I don’t have that level of commitment…..

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His German is pretty good 😄

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the keyboard a real thing??

    FloC
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be fun to see the same review written with the other half of the keyboard.

    Annabel Again
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe the Fave stars gets me. Also, I read it like the Swedish chef from Muppets if that helps anyone.

    Maxy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can i get the other half? maybe the number keys?

    Reviewer01
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How capital are the letters when you press the shift shift shift key? They're gonna be HUGE!

    Annabel Again
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like aT9 nightmare child

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    #42

    Review For A Deep Fryer On Amazon

    Funny review of a Cuisinart Deep Fryer highlighting a preference for deep frying over using an air fryer.

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    PFD
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how we got our cat

    Adrian
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least he has a sense of humor about it.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha the last sentence of the 1st paragraph and the 1st sentence of the second

    #43

    Best Review I Have Found For Glue Yet

    Funny review about glue fixing a loose fake tooth before a job interview.

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    Lez Be Honest
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Years?!?! 😲 That's some staying power!!

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gorilla glue, duct and packing tape has become God to southerners. Just make sure that if you use either one of them, it's something that you never want to loosen up or take apart ever again. I've used both OUTSIDE, that s**t is still holding YEARS later. Gorilla Duct, Packing Tape and Glue is a lifelong commitment that will outlast most marriages.

    The Short Lady
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to know about the ceiling fan incident.

    fly on the wall
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were fishing a co-worker cut the end of his finger off. Fishing was good.We used super glue to stick the finger tip back on. Took about a week before the finger turned black and we had to take him to a doctor

    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't put it in your hair, okay?

    Anne Roberts
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I should get some for my dentures. 😁

    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need Bob Mortimer's Fuji IX.

    Karina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess the gorrilla glue girl wont leave a rewiew

    #44

    Bus Stop Review

    Funny review of Schiffbau bus stop mentioning its appeal and unique characteristics, shown with a map location.

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    ZuriLovesYou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, the bus stop has an elevator?

    ABC NrEight FCK CENSORISM
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just looked for it on street view. No it does not, the review is as fake as the other ones 🤷‍♀️

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    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "authentic urine smell" is the selling point on this one!

    Tha Monkey
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Post-industrial derelict city feel." Wow. That basically encapsulates how I feel about my neighborhood!!

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    #45

    This Vodka Review

    Funny review about a potent drink experience, rated five stars.

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    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd drink it in a heartbeat, but I wonder if the dosage can be adjusted so that no innocent animals are hurt

    Premislaus de Colo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hardly surprised taking into consideration that it's 99,9% spirit

    Lesley Robinson
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people think this stuff up?

    Paulina
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not vodka! It's a review for pure alcohol ("spirytus rektyfikowany").

    Anyone-for-tea?
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be a whole lot more realistic than the plot of Black Doves.

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    #46

    TV Mount Review

    Funny review about a home theater system highlighting a humorous incident involving a TV mount.

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    Scott Rackley
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mounted my mom's TV with an articulated wall mount. She bought a 55" TV and bitched that it would fall. Called in my 14 year old nephew to do 10 pullups on the mount. Then grabbed him by his belt loop to put more pressure on it. He nearly s**t himself trying. Mount stayed up and I gave it 5 stars. I live in Tennessee.

    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not sure what Tennessee has to do with it but ok.

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    Debbie
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should write a review for my tv mount and my tv. It survived a dancing pole falling onto it. The easily removable pole was on the side, and I accidentally hit it and it went rolling (the bottom and top are discs) - and then it fell onto the tv. I had this mental image of those clips you see: First the tv would shatter. The pole fell off the tv and barely missed the ps and vr headset. I imagined the shattered tv would hang momentarily and then fall on top of those things and break them as well. Imagine my surprise when non of that happened. No cracked screen (just a slight dent in the casing), the mount still in the wall (though a little bit tilted and there's more jiggle room now so have to offset it more to one side to get it horizontally). Pole is securely back in it's place now.

    #47

    This Review For A Life-Sized Stuffed Giraffe

    Funny review of a $999 life-size giraffe stuffed animal with five-star rating.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May be not blur them. My brain read it bàré àss giraffe

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm almost afraid to ask. Why would you need a live-size giraffe worth a thousand dollars?

    Kare Deter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "B" word that is censored looks like "big" not "bare" and I cannot figure out why on Earth it is blurred.

    Nice Beast Ludo
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used to sell these from FAO Schwartz at toys r us and babies r us. I really miss that job.

    _-DungeonKeeper-_
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like badass giraffe, I think it says big-a*s giraffe

    Robert Trebor
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must've been high or drunk when ordering.

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    #48

    Amazon Review

    Funniest reviews image showing a meditation pyramid product page with a humorous customer feedback section.

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    R.C.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People will pay $350 for that!? Brb.....going to the hardware store real quick....

    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plant in the back of that picture looks ominous

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't come with silver foil cover and heater either!

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend used to have one over his bed.

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 1970s called. They want their pyramid back.

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    #49

    A Amazon Reviewer Was Trying To Show How Roomy This Litter Box Is

    Person humorously stuck in a pet carrier in a living room, showcasing one of the funniest online reviews.

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    AtMostAFabulist
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder how tall this person is

    iBlank
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don't forget to kick some litter back a couple times when you're done

    ƒιѕн
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you gotta poop you gotta poop.

    Christine Wild
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remind me of the movie Mars Attacks. The martians were t messing with people’s bodies, and one was just Womens head on top of a Chihuahua body

    S. Maxudov
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me her name is Cat

    #50

    Work Exactly Like Expected!

    Funny review of a novelty license plate labeled "PRIVATE"; reviewer humorously comments about being shot 17 times.

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    detective miller's hat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching sovereign citizens melting down on youtube has become one of my new fav hobbies.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching the body cam videos of police officers! Most of them are SO done with sovereign citizens. :)

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    Curbz81
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are in Canada too. They refuse to pay taxes but use social healthcare.

    UKDeek
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lurk around in the UK as well...

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    Jenka666
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m not in the US so I don’t understand the whole sovereign citizen thing

    Kathy Brooke
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bible quote is the perfect touch!

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    #51

    Airbnb Review I Received Today 👑

    "Funny review about living in Florida and a memorable visit to Alaska with whimsical details."

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rich man from Russian fairy tales. 🤓

    #52

    This Amazon Review

    Funny online review about wallet use and legal advice.

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    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you're a teenage boy or basement dwelling Incel, socks and hands take on a whole new meaning. Throw in some lotion and you won't see either one for days.

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    #53

    Best Watch Review On Amazon

    Funny review highlights $58,000 savings on a watch, claiming it funds a BMW and Disney trip.

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    David Smith
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until his wife finds out!

    #54

    My Facebook Memory From Two Years Ago Made My Day. Best Amazon Review Ever!

    Funny review of a Samsung TV where a customer claims to live in the box it came in due to its size and financing options.

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    #55

    This Feels Personal! (Projector Review From Amazon)

    Funny review of a projector claiming it ruined the reviewer's life, rated 5 stars with a "Verified purchase" note.

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    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a blues song, HD projectors blues

    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, just needs a train and some rain and they have a top 10 country hit on their hands.

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    #56

    Scathing Reviews

    Funny review of Notre-Dame de Paris: "It’s on fire," rated 1 star with 11 likes amidst 42,530 reviews.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you can say it is...lit? I will show myself out.

    Donna Peluda
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shamefully how all the massive rich donated money, the church was to broke to foot the bill but nobody invests in affordable housing. Most of the fortunes that donated money are rich from exploiting workers.

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    #57

    This Dark Souls 2 Review

    Funny review of Dark Souls 2 likening the game to being in a humorous, tumultuous relationship.

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    Hile Troy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All Souls games are pretty much like that. Beautiful, fulfilling, BAM! in the face

    ॐBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol. Perfectly put. In my free time, I teach Soulsborne games to older people & those with traumatic brain injuries or anyone who sees gaming as a form of enhancing neuroplasticity. I’ve over 5000 hours in all 4 Souls, Sekiro, Bloodborne & Elden Ring, with nearly 2000 in the latter. They’re dichotomy of beauty & torture so, ya,, I think I may be a masochist. u/LordAthel’sRod

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    Della
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what this is but the review cracked me up

    #58

    This Review Sold The Watch

    "Funny online review of a calculator watch resembling an Apple Watch, highlighting its features humorously."

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    #59

    Looking For A Mattress Protector And Came Across This Review

    Funny review of a mattress protector describing a humorous, dramatic scene involving a bed and blood.

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    Verfin22
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    10 months ago

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    First of all gross, she should have said something first. But yay that it worked!

    setsuriseikou
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You do know that women's bodies are not synchronized with an atomic clock so that we can be absolutely sure when our periods start, right?

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    #60

    Saw This Review On Amazon For A Pair Of Men's Heelys

    Five-star Amazon review with humorous comment about hydroplaning in front of girls.

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    Rafael
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone needs/wants explaining, here's what I think the joke means: heelies are shoes with a wheel on the heel, and apparently they're so sexy, makes the girls so wet, that the floor gets flooded and he is afraid the wheels will hydroplane This is a sincere attempt to help others as confused by this as me, who had no idea what heelies are, and took way to long to make the connection about the "wet" part :-)

    Karen Krause
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when he sees girls when he wears them, he wets his pants.

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    Linda van A.
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My imagination is running wild with this 😂

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    #61

    I Love Reading Prison Reviews On Google When I'm Bored

    Funny review of Rikers Island with a 3.5-star rating, humorously describing a stay as a luxurious resort experience.

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    #62

    I Supported The Orange Man And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

    Funny review of a vintage American flag T-shirt with text "Don't Let the Old Man In" alongside humorous feedback on purchase.

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    Aroace tiger (she/they/he)
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its funny because biden and trump are VERY clise in age. 4 years difference.

    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was 3 years? And the way Trump ranted about Biden's age.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really confuses me that their favourite criticism of Biden is "HE'S TOO OLD", like Trump is a spry twenty-five-year-old with muscles you could crack rocks on or something. Then again I should probably just accept it now I've come to terms with the fact that they are all legally insane.

    Deborah
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know which lawyer granted the insanity certification, but I'd like to shake her/his hand.

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    Ron Man
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you thought Biden was old and Trump was young... you may be a fvcking idiot and in a cult.

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why in the f**k, are they using the name of the last song, that Toby Keith wrote and sang about coming to grips that he was dying, for f*****g politics?!! That song "Don't let the old man in" is beautiful, haunting and even if you don't know TK'S backstory, will make you cry. TK was born, raised, lived and died in Oklahoma, which is where I'm from. He did more for our Military and Soldiers then any other artist. Listen to "The American Soldier" and read the backstory behind "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)" that was written and released right after 9/11, at the Military's request to help raise our Soldiers morale. TK'S Dad served in the Army and it was how he was raised, that influenced his feelings and actions after he became an adult when it comes to the Military and how Patriotic he was about our country. Using that song is completely f****d up and I can only imagine what his widow Trish and kids think about them using his song.

    #63

    Best Tinder Review Ever

    Funny review of a dating app where a trucker reconnects with his ex-wife and moves to a city, leaving her new marriage.

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    #64

    Do They Work For Child's Rooms?

    Books stacked on floating shelves with a funny review below about them being suitable if the child's room has walls.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Kids will be hanging from shelves or using them to climb walls.

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    #65

    Home Alone Review

    Funny review of Home Alone, giving it 2.5 stars with a humorous critique written in bold text.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That summed up the movie quite well.

    #66

    Top Review Explains The Bottom Review 🤦‍♀️

    Two funny reviews online: one about a phone number mix-up, another mentions unreturned calls.

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    Lulu Waters
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get this one? 🤨

    Addy
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The company in question has Katie Johnson's personal phone number listed as their own, so when people like Laura Mansfield call looking for the company, they're actually calling Katie Johnson, NOT the company. 😃

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    #67

    Amazon Review

    Amazon product review highlighting a funny experience with a Kindle waterproof case.

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    Multa Nocte
    Community Member
    Premium
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's some irony that they would censor crâp but not murder.

    #68

    Epic App Review

    Funny reviews on the App Store for United Airlines app, describing issues with app performance and removal of other apps.

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    Hobby Hopper
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017_United_Express_passenger_removal

    Nikki Gross
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy S**t!! They deserved to be sued into the f*****g ground for what they did to that poor man, as well as the sick cover-up that they tried to pull.

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    #69

    This Restaurant Review

    Funny review comparing awkward experiences to a 2-star location visit.

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    Sue User
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self checkout: I am that old woman. This month alone i have broken two self checkouts. I wish they would bring back cashiers. I am not making this up.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until the screen slightly flashes or just wait 3 seconds or so until the last item you scan cleared. Funny, but the computer is slower than I am.

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    #70

    They Forgot To Put The Dehydrated Water In!

    Humorous review of dehydrated water can, highlighting its empty contents and funny concept.

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    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the early 1990s I played a game on my laptop with canned water which was deoxygenated it only contained hydrogen, you had to add oxygen from your air tank.

    ucp
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the time I worked in a pub, in the mid nineties, and convinced a local that he wanted fresh ice in his G&T “instead of that frozen rubbish”.

    #71

    Shopping For A New CPU And Was Reading Reviews, Think I'm Sold

    Humorous review of AMD FX-8320, expressing deep love for the processor and describing it as a source of happiness.

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    #72

    My Wife Went To Buy Some Shorts Online. After Reading This Review She Bought Them In A Heartbeat

    A humorous online review about a clothing product with a five-star rating.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me awhile to realize he meant a nice derriere (bottom) and not dairy air.

    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if his wife is hypnotically caucasian.

    Wendy Miller
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I could think of when I read "dairy air" was my Uncle's former dairy farm. Thought the guy liked the smell of cow manure. Ha!

    My O My
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welp, I need to know what shorts we are talking about. I may want some

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    #73

    I Was Just Looking To Purchase A Sponge When I Found This Review

    Funny review features sponges with drawn faces arranged on stairs.

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    #74

    The Public Toilets In Tokyo

    Funny review of a toilet experience after dining at a tempura restaurant, praising cleanliness and bidet, with an outdoor scene.

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    #75

    This Deli Has Some Interesting Recent “Reviews”

    Funny reviews displayed on a deli menu, highlighting humorous customer feedback.

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    #76

    Salat

    Funny review about Greek salad with humorous misspellings, highlighting customer’s surprise at service and use of a spoon.

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    #77

    Hypnotically Caucasian

    Funny review of Whole Foods Market highlighting atmosphere and overpriced items.

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a white person, now I'm wondering if I qualify as "hypnotically Caucasian" or just Vaguely Distracting Caucasian.

    #78

    I Got Stabbed Here

    Funny review about a restaurant, mentioning good food but a stabbing incident, with ratings for usefulness, humor, and coolness.

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    #79

    My Friend Bought A Possessed Treadmill… Here’s Her Review

    Funny review of a folding treadmill, describing it as possessed and highly frustrating for the user.

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    Justagecko
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does anyone have the vid link I gotta see this

    Cat
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/review/B0C4V8F62Q/R2QFPE9STH89DL?ref_=cm_sw_r_mwn_dprv_PVMWRD0MRT902GFBKQDG&language=en-US

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    #80

    I Can Hear The Sweet Sound Of An Eagles Call Through The Phone While Reading This

    Funny review of patriotic socks on Amazon, describes an absurd basketball experience with a bald eagle.

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    #81

    I Couldn’t Even Recognize Her… Slowly, She Didn’t Even Recognize Me

    Funny review from India about a product purchase, highlighting a humorous story involving a significant expense.

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    #82

    Energy Drinks

    Funny reviews summary showing a 2.4-star rating, mixed comments about a gas station, including robbery and lawsuits.

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    #83

    1 Star. Never Been

    Funny reviews: One gives 5 stars, another 1 star saying they've never been to the restaurant.

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    Sue
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Clara is Karen's mom.

    #84

    Review For A Local Rug Store

    Funny review about store visit with a dog, mentioning lack of customer care and rude interaction.

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    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a balance. For people that love dogs, a dog in a business is great. For those with allergies or phobias, not so much. I guess as a business owner, he chose his demographic.

    L. Murphy
    Community Member
    10 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am so tired of seeing reviews that are written poorly. I cannot take a complaint seriously when it is this much of a mess to read, and business has the right to tell you to leave. The world does not revolve around your kids "phobia".

    Lila Allen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Costumers are hard working people who have to deal with a bunch of nut jobs all day long asking for impossible things like real silk kimonos for $5.Obviously this rug store is adding to their problems. No care.

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    #85

    This Tea Is Very Diverse

    Funny review screenshot highlighting tea's flavor and unusual mention of racial diversity.

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    #86

    Perfect

    Funny review of oversized mug being humorously used as a hat by man with mustache.

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    Passerby
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the doctor tells you to limit your coffee intake to only one cup a day.

    Barong
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too much coffee can affect your head

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    #87

    In San Francisco On Business And Decided To Look Up Reddit Hq For A Visit. This Was One Of The Reviews On Google+

    Five-star funny review about finding Reddit, improving grammar, loving cats, and changing views on Tosh.0. 10/10 recommendation.

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    #88

    Hugh Chicken

    Funny review featuring a store with a large chicken statue outside.

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    #89

    Love Reading "1 Star" Reviews On Products I Am Buying

    Funny review of Sony Xperia Z3v screen protector complaining about battery life impact on an online platform.

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    #90

    Most Honest Review

    Funny online review of Nexus Silent Wired Mouse describing how it saved a relationship with its quiet clicking.

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    #91

    Found This At A Local Ice Cream Shop Years Ago And To This Day I Still Can't Decipher It

    Funny review with one-star rating describing a disappointing experience at an unfriendly place and not trying the ice cream.

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    Astrid
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know where it comes from? Never heard this word before.

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    Owen
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can anyone translate this? Because Google doesn't have a clue.

    Bored Sailor
    Community Member
    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if it was a Friendly's Ice Cream Restaurant, mostly northeast USA.

    #92

    My Son

    Funny review screenshot showing a three-star rating and "Overpriced" comment stating "My son."

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    #93

    Review Of A Local Sonic

    A man in a pool with a humorous expression, paired with a funny review text about hotdogs and tots.

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