Match made in paradise

EXACTLY!!!!

Yeah, a$ia. Some of just want to pay our bills and afford things minus the anxiety.

Malicious compliance at its best !!

This is so appropriate for every every business.

Relationship goals !

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So this is just a d**k move really - or at least in the UK. From memory the rule is the employer needs 2x the notice of the length of the holiday (ie need to give a fortnights notice for a week off) to cancel a holiday without any kind of comeback. So unless these are in the very near future it’ll just f**k up peoples plans.

Touché, bears. Touché.

What got me was the 'I know you enjoy your weekends, but...'

Good bosses !!

I think of this screenshot daily.

The fact they censored the d—K in the display but not the user :>

Boss move !!

Bahahahaha good one!

And he got a bigger bow tie with the word pringles on it. And he… dyed his mustache black. Poor guy, he’s really going through a crisis

I love this.

The display name is so much information after one look

Chill, it was only her foot and tbh KARMA, Janet, Karma!

Any idea what’s making the tail shadow?

Yep.

You tell em Garrett!

That's a whole lot of pu$$y

Asked my 3 year old grandson..."why are you crying, you don't even have a job"...shut him up more out of confusion than anything else

How ironic

This is true and incredibly hilarious

Bp missed something

So basically, the boss is telling him to eat McDonald's food for free in lieu of a raise.

Said Steve Buscemi, truly an essential worker.

I don't know wether to laugh or cry at this, but it's 100% accurate!

Nice.

I can't stand 'early risers' cuz they are usually smug about it cuz you're not.

I am traumatised by the lack of censorship.

How did you quote me

Wheee!

Cheers, mate.

But butt…

I'm sure it'll work real great with that bored panda watermark on the bottom. Lol

"Please see my original email below..."

Omg! I'm not a panda, I am a koala!

What is this "holiday" thing you speak of?

YES!!!! This is me after baiting the office common area with snacks and someone stops to get some food....welcome to my web, my friend. HAHA!

I had a similar thought recently and then BAM I'm home sick with the flu.

In my country (England, UK) I have never heard anyone ever say 'thank you for your service'. I feel this is a very American thing. (Please don't come at me! Just an observation).

Severely lowered standards and a lot of creativity.

Doesn't fit with the "work" theme.

Hey! We like friends of all ages. Just how we like friends of all ethnicities, gender identity, backgrounds…

Sadly : relatable. Used to have an apologetic face, but they were SO happy to see me...

To all of you bashing OP's grammar, know that I have no problem with it

My mom actually did this one time. I'd been working 70+ hour weeks on an extremely variable schedule, so I'd frequently be off after midnight and back at 5 am. It was allowed in the contract as long as they paid overtime and turnaround pay. One morning I got up, showered, went to get dressed and straight up fainted. She found me on the floor of my closet and made me call out.

I don't understand why people think it is a problem to laugh at your own jokes :D

Have you heard that FedEx and UPS are merging? They're going to call it FedUp.