48 Funny Memes That Perfectly Capture What Being A Parent Is Like (New Pics)

We got a nice gender reveal suprise when our kid was born

When my mom found out she was having twins, she cried. The doctor was like “they’re both girls….” And she cried even harder 😂 my grandma used to tell her when she was a teenager, “I hope you have two kids and they’re twice as bad as you!”

I get not liking the over the top gender reveal parties, but any excuse to party or celebrate is fine in my book. Just don't go if you are invited to one. No one is forcing you. If they are call the cops you have been kidnapped.

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Life is new and exciting for them <3

That's the Egyptian hieroglyph for indecision or the moment you realize it was a shart, depending on the context.

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i've never understood that. they get mad at their kids for how they raised them. like what did you expect? are you going to yell at a kid for speaking french when you speak french because you expected german:?

I hate this trope so much. I'm 53 and got participation awards in the late 70s. You know, prime Boomer time.

Some of us raised objections but noooo.

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No, the teachers and coaches gave you the trophies

Can't relate more!!!!

Try to hug them in public is much worse, I'm only allowed walk with my kid if I am 10 feet behind them now

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One time I did the floss dance in front of my tweens their friends. They died of embarrassment but the friends thought it was cool.

That. Exactly. Chucky Cheese. The chairs are too low also so I walk like I just had knee surgery when we leave

Wonderful!

I managed to revert. Ask anyone who knows me.

Ever have to care for a parent over 65?

My brand new walking pad remote has no back on it after only 15 minutes of it being in the house, my kid had a Shot on it and lost the back of the remote already 😑

I was terribly stubborn when I was younger. If something wasn't going to seriously injure me my parents just let it happen. It was the only way I'd learn. Still is in a way. I learn best by doing rather than it being taught/shown to me.

Good that will teach you next time not to run, 5 minutes later same thing happens again 🙈

So which one is supposed to be the daughter?

Looks like a d***o.

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This is so true.

They're waiting for the grandkids to come for cuddles. I used to crawl into my grandpa's lap and watch Gunsmoke with him 😊

yep, It's a spiritual gift... LOL

You take it and say yum 😋

When my hubby and kids are ill I look after them. When I'm ill I look after them.

I've seen a lot of memes about so-called "man-flu" lately, and they still baffle me. Is this really a common thing? Don't know if it's because my Dad was a band teacher ( really hard to get adequate substitutes ), or because I've never had a long-term relationship ( so no matter how sick I get, the only person taking care of me is me ), but I've always been more of a "pretend everything is fine" kind of guy than a "make a big deal of how sick I am" kind.

Get me a bell and if I need you I will ring

It was 93 and NHLPA Hockey, but I get your point...

Wish someone would cook for me again...for free.

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if you boycot target, you won't have to see it <3

Baby wipes will clean most things off most things.

And you day you won't need a pushchair and a baby bag - then you'll get rid of them and 2 weeks later your kid will "injure" themselves and won't be able to walk and too big to carry and you no longer have wipes for anything and you'll need them!

I don’t have children but I could say the same for my cat’s naked butt

When I was 14 I had to start babysitting at 4am, 5 mornings a week (I know, I know.) I’d get to the house and intend to just go back to sleep on their couch until 7ish when it was time to get the little girl up and ready for school. But she always woke up the moment I got there 🥲 and was bouncing off the walls excited to play dolls or whatever.

Ouch!

My son said "Dad, your belly is getting shorter" before bed this evening

A penalty should be applied if he didn't say, "Who wants to get Layed?"

that's a keeper right there!

DINKLEBERG

Ditto for working on anything.

omg, this is true for big sisters as well!

Lying scum

I don't ask I just do it myself now and hope for the best