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“Thousands Of Charts, Dozens Of Laughs”: 30 New Honest And Funny Charts From Matt Shirley That Perfectly Sum Up Our Lives (New Pics)
Interview
Charts and graphs are often associated with important data and boring presentations, or math lessons back in school, which were not equally fun for everyone. However, charts can be fun, and Matt Shirley, better known as Matt Charts, is here to prove it again.
The chart connoisseur never ceases to amaze his followers with amusing and oh so relatable content. His works cover everything from social anxiety to taxes, Tinder dates, dentist appointments, and so much more (the guy even managed to turn Rick Astley’s iconic song into a chart). Unsurprisingly, his insight in the form of colorful sketches has amassed over 419 thousand followers on Instagram, and quite a few here at Bored Panda as well. We’ve gathered some of his newest masterpieces on this list for you to enjoy, so wait no longer and scroll down to see for yourself that charts can indeed be fun.
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#1
Like This Chart If You Like This Chart
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Depends on the website. HOnestly more annoyed by websites who don't allow Adblock.
Mine Truly 2 years ago
It's a tough question. We can't expect content for free; reporters, writers, web designers, customer service, web admin need wages, and it costs money to run the servers and offices. I'd rather have to choose between an ad-free paid subscription and free but with ads, than an ad-free subscription and nothing.
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User# 6 2 years ago
"Please disable your adblocker to see this content' .... *closes browser tab*
zgillet 2 years ago
You may want to look into the plugin Admiral $ucks (normal S) for Chrome/Edge. It closes those windows with a click.
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Martin Martinovič 2 years ago
"Please disable your adblocker to see this content" ... OK, close website and go to another.
Marek Yanchurak 2 years ago
For some websites I simply open them up in a different browser that I've disabled javascript on.
harry Henderson 2 years ago
I close website if it has a pop-up that requires me to find the 'X' to close it. If I can't close the pop-up by clicking elsewhere on the screen just not worth my time
Matt Charts is an expert at what he does. His charts might look simple, but they’re somewhat genius in the way they capture the essence of certain situations. Such as social gatherings, for instance; quite a few of Matt’s works show how people’s emotions change in different settings, such as a party, a meeting, or even when a phone call is due (for some of us, trying to force yourself to pick up the phone can take longer than the call itself).
In one of his previous interviews with Bored Panda, Matt revealed that his ability to create things people can relate to goes back to his childhood. “I had an intense desire to make people like me. So I really thought about what I did from other people's perspectives,” he said.
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#2
A Little Venn I Made
Danger Bunny (She/Her) 2 years ago
In the top empty section it should be :forced to contort your body. In the others: IDK😅
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Lawrencium 2 years ago
There will not be severe consequences if you don't listen to bank robbers, apparently
Dani Isaacs 2 years ago
Doesn't not listening to a bank robber's "put your hands up" have severe consequences?
#3
I’m Looking For A Good Stew Recipe If Anyone Has One
Jennik 2 years ago
I avoid amateur recipe sites for this reason (and also because their recipe testing can be a bit ht and miss). I don't mind a little bit of narrative about the recipe (and if you've ever read any of Patricia Wells or Jane Grigson cookbooks you'll know how interesting the snippets of background can be) but dear god - don't make me read your life story to get a recipe for cupcakes!
John G 2 years ago
I remember seeing someone "rate" a recipe 5* "after I did these modifications" which was about half the recipe.
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CG 2 years ago
Any website that has the "Skip to recipe" cue are godsends. The ones who wrote those websites with that feature are awesome.
SarahBee 2 years ago
JUMP to RECIPE - I use this every single time. So much easier!!
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Purple Sprinkles 2 years ago
Comments on how the recipe was good but the commenter make 1,000 significant changes.
Mine Truly 2 years ago
The Lord of the Rings trilogy has a portion that describes how to cook potatoes. My partner and I are convinced that the rest of the text is just the extra junk that surrounds that recipe.
David Green 2 years ago
Missing the extensive reviews by people either saying "it's absolutely wonderful, though I haven't made it", or, "I made this and it is absolutely wonderful, though I replaced all key ingredients with something else".
ThatRandomGuy 2 years ago
This is very true but luckily some website have a jump to recipe button
DiscoqueenJ 2 years ago
I like the ones that have a button at the top for "jump to recipe" - if not, I close the window and move on.
Michelle C 2 years ago
Yup. I just skip to “Jump to Recipe” 99% of the time I see such a page when I want to try something new!
Being relatable is one of the factors that make Matt’s works so great. Over the years, he’s posted over 1.9 thousand graphs on his Instagram alone, which have attracted 419 thousand followers already. There are thousands of more admirers on other platforms, such as Facebook and Twitter, all of whom add up to quite an impressive fan base.
When asked what has changed the most since the very beginning of his chart-paved path, Matt told Bored Panda that he finds it interesting how much the Internet's sense of humor has changed over the last ten years. “It's hard to explain but there has definitely been a shift in what performs well over the years, which is to be expected, I suppose. In terms of what I've learned about myself, I think it's very easy for me to get stuck in a rut and have a one-track mind in terms of what kind of content I make and what kinds of jokes I make. I have to shake myself out of this from time to time.”
#4
Tag Someone Who Listens To Bad Music Loudly
User# 6 2 years ago
It doesn't matter if the music is good or bad. People who do this are selfish arseh*les that need to be punched in the throat - repeatedly.
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Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
This is wrong. Lots of people listen to good music AND drive with their windows down. What we don't do is max the volume in the mistaken assumption that others give a flying fårt about our taste in music.
Kimberly Wiltshire 2 years ago
Where shall I begin. You can DJ all you want for yourself alone in your headphones. Leave me out of it.
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Joshua David 2 years ago
Once, a really long time ago, like way back in 2016, I was driving my convertible and turned up Nikki and the car next to me rolled up the window. I was embarrassed because I NEVER do this and now I'm getting embarrassed all over again.
Mine Truly 2 years ago
I knew a college student who would blast physics audiobooks. He'd roll down his window whenever some truck blasting rap music pulled up next to him, and his radio would be like "the inverse function of velocity applies to both objects in this equation."
Phobrek 2 years ago
Once - ONCE - a car went by blasting music and it was Depeche Mode and I was like, thank you, legend. Otherwise it's always been s**t I don't wanna hear.
Lana Lana Banana 2 years ago
Yessssss. Extra extra bonus points if it's something other than Enjoy the Silence, Personal Jesus, or Just Can't Get Enough. .
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Jonny Wilson 2 years ago
I do not agree with this music is subjective what’s good music the one person could be terrible music to another
Isa's left eye 2 years ago
Yes but the joke is that you always end up driving next to the ones loudly playing music that you don't like. (Or at least I do)
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#5
🎅🏼 vs. 👹
O-O 2 years ago
i've always wondered what santa does in the other 11 months
Load More Replies... Terra Cotta 2 years ago
Satan doesn't judge. God does. Satan is very welcoming of all of God's rejects.
Satan 2 years ago
Everyone is welcome with me! LGBT, Abortion rights people, and anyone else who is "rejected" by God.
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Seán Hannan 2 years ago
There is no basis for saying that Satan is "Pretty judgy". AFAIK, he torments those who have been judged by God. He doesn't actually pronounce judgement.
Matt told Bored Panda that he typically tests the graphs on one of his other social media accounts or on Reddit to see if they perform well. “I can usually get a sense of whether or not people like them from there, which is probably too much of a business way of looking at it, now that I think about it. I should probably just put everything out there and see what people like. This is my perfectionism coping mechanism coming to light for sure,” the artist admitted.
“Currently, I am enjoying talking about very specific events that we go through like The Last Day of School or Driving to Swimming Lessons. I think there's something relatable to these types of things that are fun to tinker with,” he added.
It might be difficult to explain why people enjoy the graphs that make them go “that’s exactly how I feel!”; however, chances are that it’s related to the so-called mere exposure effect. The term refers to the psychological phenomenon of people liking things they are familiar with, whether it’s advertisements, other people, music, or—in this case—situations depicted in colorful graphs.
#6
☎️
mabelsyrupismyname 2 years ago
___________________________________________: Me wishing the conversation was over...
CouchChihuahua 2 years ago
__: the period when im actually interested in the conversation
Load More Replies... Ima Manimal 2 years ago
My mom can he quite histrionic. Once I needed to shower and she wouldn’t shut up even long enough to get one word in. So I set the phone down, took a shower. Dried off. Got dressed. Picked up the phone……. She’s still talking.
Ann Dennis 2 years ago
How are you able to time it so that there's no overlap in who's talking? I wait till I'm sure caller has stoped talking, but as I start to say something, caller starts talking again. My timing is always off.
Imjust jim 2 years ago
Pretty much stopped answering all phones, cell, work cell, home, you name it -
Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
Oh no, voicemail is worse, now they've made it so YOU have to ring THEM. Voicemail people never leave the actual information, always just "I missed you, call me for the secret information"
#7
Here’s A Chart From My Book Which You Can Get From The Link In My Bio. It Makes A Good Gift If You Ask Me
Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
"I was minding my own business when BOOM! The Pope posted my nudes on Instagram!" uhhhh idk how I feel about this LOL
Catman (He/Him) 2 years ago
I can't go because the ghost of Hitler died in front of me.
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Spirited7Wolf 2 years ago
I used a random number generator, and I got; I regretfully cannot attend, my nephew found my box of human teeth. Wow.
Laura Probst 2 years ago
Knowing the history of the papacy, not so crazy after all. 😁
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Paige Booke Reed 2 years ago
"Get this: the ghost of Hitler just s**t the bed! " "aw man, again? " *shoot, I guess I already used that one* "uh, yes, why won't he just leave me alone? "
Jody Whitmarsh 2 years ago (edited)
Please forgive my absence. An entire cricket team gave me syphilis
Pterodactyl in Disguise 2 years ago
This is going to sound crazy, but a professional cricket team just **** the bed
CrazyCatLady 2 years ago
I can’t go because the ghost of Hitler stabbed me.
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Dustin Miller 2 years ago
'This is gonna sound crazy but, the ghost of Hitler, won't stop telling knock knock jokes.' is a perfect Cards Against Humanity combination.
#8
Tag A Bad Compliment Taker. I Tag Myself
Jennik 2 years ago
I thought it was just me! If a compliment ventures beyond "nice job" or "I like your shoes" territory I'm a hot mess of awkwardness.
pink_panda 2 years ago
Yes, it still feels awkward but less awkward than anything else I've tried. Lol. Sometimes I'll add, "that's so thoughtful" or "that's so kind of you to say."
Load More Replies... Isa's left eye 2 years ago
I don't understand how to respond to compliments or how to give them without being weird. This is a problem as a girl, because other girls constantly compliment each other and I don't know how even though it seems like common girl knowledge.
Isabella 2 years ago
A thank you should be enough as an answer to a compliment.
Load More Replies... MurderMittens 2 years ago
My husband gets angry with me if he doesn't get the kind of response he's expecting after giving me a compliment. It turns into a fight. I'd rather avoid compliments from him.
mabelsyrupismyname 2 years ago
OMG THIS IS MY BESTIE (BLUEGAL) EXACTLY! THEY WON'T TAKE A GODDANG COMPLIMENT
Michael Smith 2 years ago
This used to be me but I think I may have overcompensated too far in the opposite direction...
Jody Whitmarsh 2 years ago
I think it depends on who gave the compliment. Random strange dude on the bus calling me pretty..I wanna scream. My best friend calling me pretty...yaaasss gurl!!
According to Verywell Mind, the mere exposure effect often works without us even realizing it. We might think we like something simply because we do, while in reality, it’s related to the phenomenon, for which there might be several explanations. One of them is that exposure helps combat uncertainty, as we are less afraid of or anxious about the things we know or have been exposed to before.
The second explanation for the mere exposure effect is that familiarity makes processing easier—something we’ve encountered before requires less effort in comprehending it. In addition to that, familiarity can also have a comforting effect and reduce tension and anxiety, which is one of the reasons people tend to watch the same TV series again and again.
#9
I Have A Dentist Appt
M O'Connell 2 years ago
Valentine's Day (assuming the 14th was on a Friday that year).
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David Paterson 2 years ago
I have a solution for this. Inter-dental brushes. I hated flossing so never did it. Now I keep a pickster inter-dental brush beside the lounge and use it every time I watch TV. Each brush lasts for months, costs a pittance, and doesn't need toothpaste.
Grey Beard 2 years ago
At first I thought they were terrible chord charts, but then realised they are for a 5 string bass
#10
Tag Someone Who Has Strong Opinions About Holding Doors
Michael Smith 2 years ago
Some people are obnoxious about it though, I mean if I'm 50 feet from the door and you open it for me I'm not racing to the door so you don't have to stand there holding it forget...
Ruth Harper 2 years ago
Right? And gender doesn't make a difference. I open the door if people are coming close behind me. The number of men who get offended at a woman holding the door for them is frustrating.
Jane Hower 2 years ago
None of the above - it's so MEN can check out a WOMAN'S A*S without being obvious!!!!
#11
For My People Pleaser Friends
Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
F**k! This sums up what my life used to be like when I was in contact with all my family! Every single thing I did was to please them! But mainly the maternal unit! I had a bit of a nervous breakdown, left my hometown, and cut all of my family out of my life! I managed to recover and I'm now back in contact with a select few family members and I feel so much better than I ever did!
Ambry Petersen 2 years ago
As my Grandma used to say: you can't please everybody so there's no use trying.
Audrey Rasmussen 2 years ago
relaxation.... hm.... this word does not seem to be in my vocabulary, maybe i should stress out about how i dont know it instead of learning it, thats perfect!!!
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago
I actually see a tiny green sliver between the blue and yellow. Guess they enlarged it to make it more noticeable.
Creating charts about any and every situation people come across in life allows Matt to stay relevant and relatable, but does not put him in too small of a box. He’s told Bored Panda before that he’s not confined to a certain field of expertise, which helps when it comes to inspiration: “If I'm not feeling inspired to create something on a certain topic, I can always look in the complete opposite direction for something that activates the creative juices”.
Recently, Matt revealed to Bored Panda that one of his current favorite works is the Partner Heat Map. “I like it because it harkens back to when I made everything on a whiteboard and challenged my art skills.”
#12
For Folks Who Had To Go Back To The Office 👖
Upstaged75 2 years ago
Amen!! Thankfully I only have to go to the office 1 day a week.
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My biggest problem about "back to the office" is also not on the graph; "having to leave my cat at home unsupervised"
Annabeth Chase 2 years ago
Because 1: you have to leave them and 2:they are UNsupervised
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#13
Let’s Watch The Fetch Match 🐶
Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
We always fixed small plates of Thanksgiving food for our pets—-they’re family too, FFS! Mostly turkey meat, but some veggies like peas or broccoli. Some of them really liked a dip of sweet potato casserole (just sweet potato, no sugar or pecans), while others preferred the roasted potatoes. They all like a bit of pumpkin and whipped cream from the pumpkin pie for dessert. EVERYONE sleeps well and all through the night after Thanksgiving dinner, even the young and boisterous ones. No one wakes anyone up in the middle of the night to play/by playing, to be fed, or to be taken out to pee at all. The whole family, two-legged and four-legged, are 100% tuckered out. It’s the best night of the year.
Danni Devito 2 years ago
I didn't see the dogs pov part I totally thought we were talking about a human until like the 7th point🤦
#14
Holy S**t The Angry Comments... Hope You're Doing Well Matt, Ignore The Sensitive Ones
Marvin HeartofGold 2 years ago
Oh oh I'm 10 I'm 10!! My partner is not so I just take his drinks too
Mikey 2 years ago
2 is at the front of the plane thus in front of 5. 8 is behind 5 kicking.
Load More Replies...When it comes to the creative process, Shirley said that if the idea makes him laugh, he hopes it might cheer up his followers as well, and goes from there. Sometimes he draws inspiration from current events as well.
“In general, I like to do things that are light-hearted so it's natural that some of the more light-hearted news stories are right up my alley,” he’s told Bored Panda before. “And then, of course, I can always draw off my own experiences, whether it's working from home or dealing with isolation or my thoughts on anxiety.”
#15
Chip Cycle
Jennik 2 years ago
Does it count as one sitting if you clip the bag shut and put it at the far end of the sofa but get up 10 minutes later and finish them?
Lotekguy 2 years ago
If you haven't left the couch during the interim, I'd rule it as one sitting.
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Claire Armstrong 2 years ago
Does it mean an American bag of chips or a British bag of chips? Cos there's a big difference between the two! If it's an American bag of chips, or crisps as we call them here, it would totally depend on the size! And if it's a British bag of chips, or fries as Americans call them, then of course you'd eat them all in one sitting lol! Who wants to eat a cold bag of chips lol! And I've just put myself in the mood for a chippy now (that's what we call fish and chips shops).
g90814 2 years ago
for this example I believe its the US version of chips :)
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Soton_Sherpa 2 years ago
Hold on a haggis picking minute! Are these "chips" teeny tiny American crisps or, and this is important, big, healthy, invade your country and then leave peacefully good old British chips? *choir hums Elgar fading into the background...*
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
This is why I buy my husband's favorite ice cream in pints. The guy told me they sell it by the half gallon & I said "I know, but this is portion control".
Alfonsothenerdyalpaca 2 years ago (edited)
Any chip but flamin hot Cheetos. I can eat 2-3 servings in one sitting at most. Haven’t built up my spice tolerance yet.
#16
Drop Names Of Shows You’ve Given Up On Recently
mabelsyrupismyname 2 years ago
Or... Watch Office-Watch Office-Watch Office-Watch Office-Taylor Swift
2x4b523p 2 years ago
Space travel sci fi fan here. My cycle is all of Star Trek series - Battlestar Galactica - Firefly - Red Dwarf. I’m on about 3 year cycle. I add any good series that pops up like The Expanse, Lost on Space or Altered Carbon in between, but did not feel the need to rewatch any of the “new” ones yet.
Robin Hudson 2 years ago
For me, it's pretty much, Firefly-Firefly- Firefly-new SF show-Firefly-Firefly
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Mila Preradović 2 years ago
This is interesting😁I watched Friends in the 90's as a high school student, I watched it again with my 9yo this winter -loved it all over again. I tried The Office, Parks&Rec as well - hated it. Not my kind of humor apparently.🤷♀️
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Kathryn Baylis 2 years ago (edited)
Sometimes there’s great comfort in the familiar. I’ve watched, rewatched, and re-re-re-rewatched certain shows and movies I really love because they’re reassuringly familiar. I can quote lines as they’re being said. I have certain parts I just stop everything and watch. Now, I DO very often crave watching something new that I’ve seen previews of that seemed interesting. Other times I roll the dice, go for broke, and take a wild chance on a complete unknown. Sometimes they’re total duds that I turn off and go back to something on my familiar list. Sometimes I get lucky and have a new favorite to add to my list of favorites to watch on a continuous loop.
#17
😎
Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
Its oddly comforting knowing that you cant see where I'm looking. Idk why though.
Eledore Massis 2 years ago
At night. So I can, so I can. Watch you weave then breathe your story lines.
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I get large sunglasses to make sure my eyeballs don't transcend into space, leaving me behind with only my sockets and what very little dignity I have left. Also, so they cover half of my face, making me unrecognizable in public 😆
The constant change of events and the artist’s creativity allows Matt to continuously come up with new ideas his followers seemingly enjoy. "I've always been worried that my content would be for a specific time and place,” he once told Bored Panda, “and then people would get tired of it and move on, but so far I've been able to keep it fresh and explore different topics that people seem to like."
#18
Should I Make A Part 2 On This?
#19
Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago (edited)
"Question meaning of life' is so true. It would be like 2 AM, and I would get these random philosophical thoughts about the meaning of life while I'm trying to sleep LOL
#20
Tinder Chart
Pink Princess 2 years ago
I'll take "will not murder you" and "can hold a conversation". I don't care about physical attractiveness
Show thyself 2 years ago (edited)
Do they mean attractiveness as in, what ist considered attractive nowadays, or as in, what I consider attractive? - anyways... I'll take the conversation while not going to get 'unalived'.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Meh, I'm ok dating a murderer. The ones who tried never succeeded so if it ain't broke...
Marketing Charts pointed out that entertainment-related social media accounts are the second most popular ones people choose to follow; they are preceded only by accounts of users’ friends and family members. Moreover, people online look for content creators who are funny, first and foremost, as well as trustworthy, and authentic. Based on the amount of followers Matt Shirley has and some of the comments under his posts, it’s pretty safe to say he covers all three of the main points.
In addition to that, the chart aficionado told Bored Panda he tries to come up with a new chart every day. That means he shouldn’t run out of content any time soon, which is especially important, considering that people spend more and more time online. “I typically still come up with a new chart every day,” Matt said in a recent interview, “but I may not post something every day which means I have a lot of charts that haven't seen the light of day yet.“
According to Statista, the percentage of the population using the internet rose by a whopping 30% in the US over the last two decades, reaching 91.8% in 2023. Global statistics show that nearly 65% percent of people in the world (adding up to around 5.18 billion) are internet users, and roughly 60% of them are social media users.
#21
It’s Your Job To Use One Of These At Work This Week
two-sided llama 2 years ago
why stay home and masturbate when you cna do it with friends FRIENDSHIP
Imjust jim 2 years ago
Dilbert / Boss & Wally : why are you late? Car trouble. what kind of car trouble? I wasn't in it to start it. then it drove me to the coffee shop!!
#22
TBW 2 years ago
Where do you live that apples go bad after 2 days? Put them in the fridge and they last for months. Also, where do you live that strawberries are never ripe as opposed to usually too ripe the moment you take them home.
Madam Puddyfoot 2 years ago
He forgot melon. That would be ripe for about 10 min at midnight on the second day.
John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
Or or hear me out: people suck when it comes to keeping food
GV Martinez-Williams 2 years ago
Press on the bottom part of avocado. If it's hard, it's not ripe yet. If feels soft, it's ready. As for strawberries, one of the few perks of living in Florida is being able to pick up strawberries straight from the farm if you want or buying them in the market just a few hours after being picked up.
Rachel Smith 2 years ago
I like bananas a bit over ripe. Some brown spots on the peel is perfect
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
1. do not throw in trash 2. where are you people shopping 3. Avocado, very true, there's like 10 seconds of perfect ripeness
#23
A Few Days Late With This
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
omg yess the Falklands invasion of 1982 was like soo fun until it was totally ruined by the internet
Philly Bobcat 2 years ago (edited)
LOL on Jesus and I coming back to life. I alwaYs said that on Easter Sunday, Jesus, son of Mary, arose from the dead. However, Bob, son of Joan, did not fare as well.
Even though Matt’s colorful images are mostly created for entertainment purposes (as his Instagram bio reads, “Thousands of charts, dozens of laughs”), charts can be a great way to present and memorize important information. MindTools pointed out that visual representation allows people to understand data rather quickly. That is why the creator should aim to keep it simple; the main purpose of a chart is to invite further exploration of a topic, including the necessary data, instead of cramming it all into one image.
#24
Every Open Concept Office Ever
Jennik 2 years ago
I once had a desk near to the three office assistants. One hummed randomly (not actual tunes, just deranged bee mode), one frequently discussed her very adventurous sex life with the other two, and the third had a persistent (but sadly not terminal) cough. We weren't allowed to wear headphones.
Anička 2 years ago
Lol @ deranged bee mode and persistent (but sadly not terminal) cough. 😂
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Jody Whitmarsh 2 years ago
Also, it's the radio on my ear buds that y'all can't hear
Load More Replies... The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
I'm the funky music listener, and sometimes I'll display my wicked air guitar skills 🎸
John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
Hun with her, join in on the talk passive aggressively thump a bottle of cough syrup.on their desk
#25
🚌
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
ooo yes mr bus driver (11) kicked a kid off a school bus for playing with (10) that I was on once and he had to ask a stranger for directions because he didn't have data, luckily random bus children (2s) with snapchat made sure he didn't get murdered in a random alley
DelvianBlue 2 years ago (edited)
Unfortunately I was always number 8. My mom would never let me stay at home when I was sick and made me go to school no matter how I felt or how high the fever. She would only let me come home after I started vomiting at school, and then only because school wouldn't let me stay with a bucket. Needless to say, I was not one of the popular kids. Oddly enough, once in high school she started letting me stay at home with stomach aches, but by that point it was almost always a panic attack from anxiety over going to school sick and getting bullied. I would feel better almost immediately after being allowed to stay home so she assumed I was always faking it unless I threw up.
The Other Other White Meat 2 years ago
Our bus driver was a really nice old lady named Carole! She only played classic country music on the radio though... so there was that 🤠
Upstaged75 2 years ago
The ones who have driver's licenses, yes. In the US we can drive at age 16. After that it's "uncool" to ride the bus. And if you don't have a car a friend will give you a ride. When we got to be seniors in high school we even had our own assigned parking spots.
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You Can Put This In Your Story If You Are Familiar With Social Anxiety, I Don’t Mind
CHOCCY MILK 2 years ago
Ok but triggering events should just be squished into one box labelled “People”.
Ghaniyah Verma 2 years ago
Comes under anything really, parties, dates, meetings, family gatherings...pretty much everything could be shortened to people.
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If you’ve enjoyed browsing Matt’s charming charts on this list, make sure to give the previous collections a go as well, which you can find here, here, here, here, and here. There’s plenty to see there, and we sure hope there’s plenty coming up in the future as well.
#27
Topical
Lama 2 years ago
Can I conclude, by the sharp corners in the green line, that you are downing all these drinks in one go?
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Nah it's right statistically, number of drinks consumed, not volume of alcohol consumed. The flat part is how long it takes to order and finish the next drink :)
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#28
A Little Holiday Chart I Made For @drizlyinc
Very Normal Giraffe 2 years ago
I am the guy who has been staring at soup for 30 minutes. Let me look at the soup in peace.
CouchChihuahua 2 years ago
I’m the guy who doesn’t want to go to the store for fear of interactions and thus stays at home and orders everything with apps
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Melinda King 2 years ago
I'm the lady who asks you to reach something off the top shelf! I've resorted to using longer food items before (spaghetti boxes, garlic bread loaves)- its not pretty
#29
I’m Pretty Good At Adobe Illustrator These Days
Stardust she/her 2 years ago
I’ve taught myself to be a nervous wreck who brings problems instead of solving them like a normal person
John Smith (he/him/xy/️) 2 years ago
Imagine using all that time to muster up some courage and see a therapist.
#30
Uh Oh Is This Her Finishing Move?
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago
be nice to massage ppl, they're centimetres away from the ninja death touch poke and can kill you at any time
Reviewer UK01 2 years ago
The first half of your massage: ah, relaxing The second half of your massage: hold in fart, hold in that fart!
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
You missed the "Why are they trying to push my spine through my chest?"
#31
Why I Love Christmas
#32
Girl Scout Cookie Season 🍪
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
https://www.thrillist.com/eat/nation/girl-scout-cookie-equivalents-grocery-store-alternatives-to-thin-mints-samoas-tagalongs
#33
A Reflection On My Labor Day
#35
It’s Friday Time To Be A Baby
Pink Princess 2 years ago
I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar
#36
How Annoying Their Habits Are
#38
Continue The Fight Brothers And Sisters
cats_from_the_void 2 years ago (edited)
may 9th 1960, birth control pill approved!! women now have more contraceptive freedom yayyy! untill.. june 24th 2022, america
le_smol_froge 2 years ago
me, in a darth vader mask, carrying a lightsaber: 😳
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#39
Consult This Chart Every Time You Have To Make A Presentation
Tim Douglass 2 years ago
I'm that weird person who really loves public speaking. I'll stand up and talk about anything at the drop of a hat - and I've been known to drop the hat myself a time or two.
#40
How Society Views Sleep And Me Specifically. #teamlatenight
Nikki Sevven 2 years ago
You forgot the night shift people who legitimately need to sleep during the day, but are considered lazy pieces of human garbage for doing so.
#41
If You Don’t Like This Chart You’re Going To Have Bad Luck All Month
#42
A Chart You Can Read While You Try To Go To Sleep Tonight
two-sided llama 2 years ago
my last nightmare ive had woke me up at 2 o clock and i stayed awake ( witht he ocassional 20 second nap) until 6 ( it was scary and vivid)
#43
I’m In London Right Now So No One In The US Will Probably See This But Here’s All The Complaining I Like To Do While In Europe
#44
One Of My Prettiest Charts Ever Don’t You Think 🎳
two-sided llama 2 years ago
whats wrong with enjoying the bowling cuisine THEY HAVE BUFFALO WINGS
#46
Party Chart
Jennik 2 years ago
Which is why I haven't been to a party for several decades, except work-related ones I haven't been able to get out of. The last work one was gruelling - it was a book launch for the bio of a rock musician. For some reason the rock musician spent the whole evening talking to me. I grew up in a classical music household and all I knew about this musician was what I'd hurriedly read on the back of his book. It was an awkward evening.
PowellSkier 2 years ago
They were probably happy you weren't another fanboy/person/thing fawning all over them.
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Apocalypse Whippet 2 years ago
Everyone must have some sad parties. Maybe it’s because I’m a dog, but I’ve never been to one I didn’t enjoy. (Of course there are no parties now, just tainted oxygen and a sense of impending doom)
#47
How To Do Your Taxes
Deni Castro 2 years ago
for the red color, you should start singing the song: What, what in the butt!
#48
New One About Airport Security ✈️
#49
I Watched Home Alone This Weekend
#50
I Thought Of A Halloween Costume Idea For Whichever State You Live In 🎃
Can't see this name 2 years ago
I knew it was meant to be. I knew the answer before zooming in and reading this. According to this chart(and my birth certificate) I don't live in the States!!!
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
I’m right beside you as a sexy bridge
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#53
I Know We All Hate A Lot Of Words But This Is Pretty Funny Trust Me
#54
Step Right Up
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago (edited)
"I got no problem with them gays, I just don't want any of 'em near me" /s (Read this as if you are a cis/het man with a thick southern accent and several confederate flags)
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Grandpa dies in his chair? That must be one hell of a Thanksgiving
#55
Four Seasons Venn Diagram 🍂 ❄️ 🌸 ☀️
Leonie Smith 2 years ago
If you guys called "Fall" by it's real name the "6 letters" would be a circle around the outside. It is called Autumn.
#56
It’s My Birthday So Here’s A Birthday Chart
#57
It’s A New Year And A New January
#59
I’ve Been Doing This For The Last Three Years
#62
I Demand You Enjoy This Chart 🏎️
#64
I’m On My Honeymoon But I Had To Get The September Calendar Out To You Guys That’s How Dedicated I Am. (Hi Wife Sorry I’m Working)
#66
Read This Or Else
#67
For Everyone Out There Just Trying To Find "The One"
Lynn Morello 2 years ago
Searching for a home to buy.... All Electric, Separate Bathroom and toilet.
#70
Put Your New Email Sign Off In The Comments
the_avenging_knight (her/she) 2 years ago
Apologies, my assistant wrote this, Cheers! (I am drinking)
Apocalypse Whippet 2 years ago
Apologies, you have no idea how busy I am, (busier than you), please don’t reply.
#71
I Have No Idea What Made Me Make This
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
Between Vegas and Uber, You will be charged a cleaning fee.
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#73
Read This Instead Of Working Today
Jude Corrigan 2 years ago
At the top left. It says 'What we're your expectations?'
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I Made A Guide For The Holidays What Did I Miss
#78
Everyone Has Strong Opinions About My State’s Beauty And I Won’t Stand For It
#81
I’ve Been To 9 Of These. How Many Have You Got?
Maria Lofton 2 years ago
"Casa Bonita" just got a $40 million upgrade from the boys of Southpark! (Matt & Trey)
#83
Sorry I’m Late
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
28th: my birthday, where everyone tells me how lucky I am that I wasn't born on the 29th (despite the fact that I was a planned c-section)
#84
Here’s How December Goes
#85
To Be Fair I’m Still A Kid
#86
Comments Should Include What Costume You’re Wearing And What Candy You’re Eating
#87
A Map For Valentine’s Day And The Super Bowl. Special Honorable Mention To Tom Wham And Fred Chicken
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
I’m sorry, but I.M. Hipp? Officially ashamed of the state I live in
#89
Things I Want For Christmas Over The Years
#90
Thanks To Everyone Who Participated, I Found This One Interesting. Lots Of Mikes Out There Huh
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago (edited)
I have to say, I have never met a person named hunter (in my state or anywhere else)
I Am, In Fact, That Weirdo 2 years ago
I’ve met like two jakes and I’ve lived in SC twelve years (however I’ve met at least forty daniels)
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Pg 106 Of My Book. It’s Called A Visual Learner’s Guide To Being A Grownup
#93
And Pencil In A Full Week Of Skipping Work To Celebrate Once You Close On Your New Home. #paidpartership
#95
Mlk Day Plans
#99
Most Annoying Animals In Every State According To You Animals
fair_weather_rose (she/they) 2 years ago
Raccoons aren't that annoying, squirrels and palmetto bugs are way worse
Claire Kaplan 2 years ago
What kind of monster is more annoyed by deer or squirrels than mosquitoes?? Honestly none of the animals above 1 pound are a legitimate answer. ... Maybe alligators.
Violet Jensen 2 years ago
Geese are about 9lbs and I own pet geese and confirm they’re annoying
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