Join the Fun!

#2

Friendly Reminder To Make Your Charitable Donations Directly To The Charity Instead Of Through A Massive For Profit Corporation That Is Absolutely Going To Use The Donations That Came Entirely From Their Customers For A Massive Tax Write Off / Pr To Show How Great And Charitable They Are. Twitter/ Rebeccawatson

Final score:

292points

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Yes yes 1 year ago

Probably those corporations have tax deductions with those donations...

67points

#3

Animals > Humans @arkadykoshka

Final score:

282points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

This is so cute

44points

To set the record straight, actual antisocial behavior is destructive and often criminal. So if you dislike small talk, I would recommend you don’t go around telling people you are antisocial, it might give off the wrong impression. Though if you do prefer to be quiet, you probably aren’t going around telling anyone anything, so the problem is solved. If you want to be on the safe side, just say you are an introvert, though that’s not an ideal descriptor either.

This is because introversion is technically used to describe a person who is more reserved and who likes to think a bit before speaking. Introverts are also less likely to seek out social interactions, particularly with new people, but many people just take this one indicator and use it to define the entire set. However, it is true that introverts do tend to enjoy solitary experiences, just remember that a person can be defined by more than their liking or disliking of talking with others.

#4

🙌🙌🙌 @kyatic

Final score:

263points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

"Honey, let me sketch out for you here what she meant by this joke."

51points

#5

Me In My Prime @mix.becca

Final score:

260points

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BC 1 year ago

I’m privileged to the point where I’m an Australian with a family hobby farm. This is actually our weekend. (And watching the wombats graze with the sheep. It’s pretty special).

56points

#6

Big Raccoon Energy 🙌 @kryzazzy

Final score:

241points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I just found out from google I have 30 different mental illnesses, brain cancer, a failing heart and some rare bacterial infection

77points

Often, shyness is confused with introversion, but this is actually false. Shyness is a response to distress, discomfort, or trauma that people have experienced, and can also be found among extroverts. Remember, shyness is the difficulty in social interaction, while introversion is the lack of desire. So if most of these memes are relatable, more than likely you are introverted, not chronically shy. Shy extroverted people have it the worst, as they do want to meet new people but bad experiences make it stressful.

#7

I Love How I’ll Dread Sending A Single Email For Literal Days, Making Up Reason After Reason Why I Should Delay Sending It, And Then In A Sudden Rush Of Productivity Will Spend The 37 Seconds It Takes To Actually Reply To Said Email Twitter / Andrewhunterm

Final score:

234points

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Alexigirl1 1 year ago

Procrastinators Unite.........tomorrow!!!

104points

#8

I Have Only Ever Been In A Pay It Forward Line Once. Instead Of Paying For My Single Drink, I Got To Pay For The Three Drinks The Car Behind Me Ordered. I Could Have Absolutely Said No And Broken The Chain But #peoplepleaser So I Paid Like $20 Instead Of The $6 I Was Planning On Spending And Am Still Irritated About It Cred/ Hannah Wilson

Final score:

226points

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vogonpoet 1 year ago

There's a little cafe in the Wairapapa region of NZ that has a system where you can pay it forward, and leave a little note with it, and if you're in desperate need you can select a card that's got a note on it and get a coffee. It's rather sweet. They still have a tip jar, and the cafe pays a living wage to its staff as well. I didn't grab a freebie because I'd budgeted my coffee needs into my trip down there (block course for school), but it was just super sweet. The town in question is teeny tiny, super cute, and boasting really friendly folk. It's on my "one day I'll be able to hopefully move and own a home" list

57points

#9

Feeling Aggressively Seen Tbh @_page_turner

Final score:

208points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I feel seen

40points

Because extroverts can be often found in groups and introverts don’t gather, it creates the false impression that introverts are some weird minority. In fact, it’s possible that half of the population is introverted to some extent, though this can range from a slightly “weaker” social battery to a full-blown isolationist. Somehow, extroverts have managed to hijack the narrative and we all tend to live by their rules.

#10

It’s Always “You Can Wear Jeans On Fridays” And “Free Pizza In The Break Room”… When Will Hr Finally Get Their Shit Together And Implement *this*??? @shannon.j.curtin

Final score:

202points

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Weezy 1 year ago

take my money......

3points

#11

David Knows 🙌 @crockettforreal

Final score:

200points

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Satan 1 year ago

The human mother and cub are safe................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................for now

44points

#12

It Appears That Norway Is My Exact Speed? Brb, Gonna Pack Cred/ @kim.k@tech.lgbt

Final score:

190points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

Up and not crying is a reasonable response and good on you for making it there a least.

34points

In fact, some psychologists challenge the notion that one “is” an introvert or an extrovert, as actual human behavior is too varied to easily fall into one category or another. Generally, an extrovert would be a person who acts extroverted more often than a person who would fall into the category of introvert. But most people do socialize, party, and make small talk at some point during their lives, just in different amounts.

#13

Netflix ‘N *spiral* Twitter/ Radcatmusic

Final score:

187points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I have a depressive series with 12 seasons, 2 spin offs, an entire book series and a web series

63points

Rizzo 1 year ago

I can't wait for the Podcast. ;)

12points

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Passerby 1 year ago

I hope they don't turn the books into a movie. It often sucks.

5points

Philly Bobcat 1 year ago

And 3 audiobooks.

1point

Keller Worthen 1 year ago

Don't forget the fanfics I wrote!

1point

Cal the dragon! (She/they) 1 year ago

Omg me too

1point

Kiera Mortensen 1 year ago

any card games or comic books out yet?

0points

Rosie 1 year ago

Does having merchandise & fanfic count? If so, I'm there.

0points

Dee 1 year ago (edited)

Streaming seasons 1-3 now.

0points

Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago (edited)

When’s the movie coming out? (lol)

0points

You don't need it 1 year ago

Neil Degrasse Tyson is currently explaining how my depression started from a singularity and is ever expanding while having a super massive black hole in the center of it.

1point

Alisa The Snape Fan 1 year ago

I have a depressive series 24seasons long with 100episodes in each season

0points

(っ◔◡◔)っ blush 1 year ago

I'm so sorry I read that as ¨explosive diarrhea episode¨

0points

chaosincarnate 1 year ago

now on HBOmax

0points

Niki A 1 year ago

I am in the spinoff known as PPD.

0points

Caligo(he/they) 1 year ago

Honestly, in my opinion, this show is going on too long, 15 seasons, with like 300+ episodes each. Im thinking about killing off the main character. He isn't doing well with the audience.

0points

da pan panda️‍ 1 year ago

my depressive episode 79341839003 is now. 79341839004 coming soon

0points

Phil Green 1 year ago

And a blooper reel....

0points

Sean 1 year ago

depressive franchise anyone? star wars could take inspration

0points

#14

Ungovernable Girl Summer Is *on* @falconryfinance

Final score:

185points

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BC 1 year ago

“GET A DOG UP YA!!!”

21points

#15

The Reason 4 The Season Yall ❤️ @danaschwartzzz

Final score:

184points

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Satan 1 year ago

Oh if only...

31points

Nevertheless, people who would categorize themselves as introverts, most likely most of the readers of this post, do often feel a certain self-consciousness at this label. In some studies, when asked to roleplay, introverted people ended up appearing more extroverted to outside observers, simply because they would over what they thought a particularly social person would act like. Researchers call this self-monitoring, where we are more aware of certain behaviors, so, for example, an extrovert wouldn’t even think twice about being more loud and talkative, as it comes naturally.

#16

A 🚩 In The Modern Era Is If They Aren’t At Least A *little* Depressed Twitter/ Robertoneill31 @nbcnews

Final score:

182points

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BitchinintheBurgh' 1 year ago

TIS THE SH!T SHOW WE SEE DAILY

36points

#17

*is Excited For Bed Time Literally All Day Long, Since The Second I Woke Up Tbh* *finally Gets In Bed* *stares At Phone For Three Hours* @emilymurnane @dfarella

Final score:

179points

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Mama Penguin 1 year ago

Falling asleep on the couch literally takes no effort. Falling asleep on the bed means my pillow has to be at the right spot, room temperature is not too warm, switching sleeping positions until comfortable, making sure I've gone to the bathroom before bed, and not letting my anxiety take over.

60points

#18

Hired! Twitter Cred: @dralicejones

Final score:

173points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

This six year old is my hero

42points

Often, extroverts are seen as happy while introverts carry this stigma of being secretly lonely and miserable. This is patently untrue. First, extroverts self-report higher levels of happiness, but this doesn’t necessarily mean they are more happy, rather, they are under more social pressure to seem always cheerful. Introverts have no such compulsion and will often be more honest about their emotions if they actually decide to speak to someone about them.

#19

*naps Enthusiastically* @kilo178

Final score:

167points

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reiko_liesegang@yahoo.de 1 year ago

Can confirm

35points

#20

*jazz Hands* @hisamwelch

Final score:

166points

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David Wambold 1 year ago

And your cake.

62points

#21

Doorbell: *rings* Me: *dives Behind Nearest Potted Plant* Twitter/ Galacticidiots

Final score:

164points

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Take me to dinner first 1 year ago (edited)

Once I sent a song called Tyler Durden to my ex (just to show him, nothing else) and he started telling me how that song was genius because did you know tyler durden doesn't exist in fight club and blah blah blah and I was like "dude I sent you the song, what do you think?"

26points

Finally, there is no measurable connection between extroverted traits and “calmer” forms of happiness, such as contentment and serenity. So not only are extroverts potentially lying about being happier, they may actually have more trouble finding other forms of happiness. So if you are an introvert, always feeling like there is some outside pressure to “do” more, feel free to ignore it, and instead, check out one of our other articles here, here, and here.

#22

I’m A Ten Minutes Spent Hiding In My Favorite Office Bathroom Stall Whilst Staring At My Phone And Thriving Kind Of Person @theandrewnadeau

Final score:

162points

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Jason 1 year ago

That's solidly in my after lunch coma

28points

#23

Constructive Criticism? Oh, Oh No. None For Me Thanks. I’m Opposed

Final score:

161points

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shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

honestly, same. mostly for the compliments tho. i kinda fluster up and cant speak mostly cuz im not used to getting compliments

28points

#24

I Like To Keep My Organs On Their Toes. Is This A “Carry Around A Giant Jug Of Water With Lines Drawn On It For Every Hour Of The Day To Make Sure I’m Staying Hydrated” Day Or Is It A “17 Coffees Before Lunch” Day? We Shall See ❤️ Twitter/ Alecrl

Final score:

161points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

This sounds perfect tho ngl

19points

#25

Human Larping For The Win 🙌 Twitter/ Mythicalredfox Via @aborteddreams

Final score:

161points

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Satan 1 year ago

That's a human if I've ever seen one

34points

#26

Happy Hours 32-40 Day To Those Who Celebrate *kazoo Noises* Twitter/ Averagelyjoe

Final score:

160points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

We need three day weekends and 32 hour week maximum.

46points

#27

When I Was A Kid I Just Kinda Assumed That Most Grownups Had Their Shit Together… Then I Worked In Food Service 😬 #yikes Twitter/ Josiahvii

Final score:

157points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

You don't need to work for food or retail

28points

#28

“What! Are You Doing! In My Swamp!”- I Yell, Confused, At The Neighborhood Children At My Door Who Are Trying To Sell Me Magazine Subscriptions (Seriously Though… How Is This Still A Thing?!) @sketchesbyboze

Final score:

156points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago

Become the forest cobbler gnome your Goose mount thinks you are.

48points

#29

Not Having Plans Is Very Much A Plan In And Of Itself And Is One That I’m Very Much Looking Forward To Cred/ Brightindie Bana05

Final score:

148points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

On Saturday I had plans to eat my snacks and watch some Netflix. Then at 7 a friend of mine texted me if I wanted to go out at 10. To my own surprise I said yes! 😅

21points

#30

My Favorite Part Is How The People Who Announce That They Have “No Filter” Who Are Really Just Straight Up Nasty Are Often Times The People Who Can’t Take Even The Slightest Amount Of Feedback When It Comes To Their Own Flaws Cred/ Qh_murphy Dvphn1 Neutralangel

Final score:

146points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

"I just say it how it is" "I'm always brutally honest" No you're just a b***h

57points

#31

I Think We Found The Song Of The Summer Y’all! Cred/ Leftboob-Enthusiast Thesilencedmasses

Final score:

145points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

*bops sadly*

41points

#32

Welcome To My ✨issues✨ @assadkarirocks

Final score:

143points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

Yeah my friends met them one time and everything was clear

21points

#33

Maybe It’s ✨maybelline✨ @emilymurnane

Final score:

142points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

Likely all of them

35points

#34

I Am A Big Fan Of Setting Healthy Boundaries, But That’s Specifically With Humans. My Dogs Call The Shots. @alexandrediboine

Final score:

136points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago

You're probably right therapists can feel envy just like everyone else.

61points

#35

I Feel Like Making A Comment About The Math Test You Didn’t Study For Nightmare Is Almost Cliché At This Point But Why Do I Keep Having It @sarauzer

Final score:

130points

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troufaki13 1 year ago (edited)

For me it's driving and not being able to use the brakes (edit to add: I don't even drive in real life!!)

42points

#36

If Anyone Needs Me I’ll Be Over There Slipping The Server A $50 Asking If They Can Please Turn Down Or, Better Yet, Turn *off* The Music (But Seriously- Is This A Restaurant Or A Club? Why Is The Music This Loud If Everyone Is Just Sitting Around Eating Spaghetti? Are We Supposed To Drop It Like It’s Hot Or Converse???) Twitter / Itsasteros

Final score:

130points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I can't stand having people to close to me at anytime. I almost freaked out today because I was overheating, I could hear 20 different things, I was being touched, all so annoying

32points

#37

My Favorite Part Of The Transaction Is When The Panic Sets In 🙌🙌 @tacko_belle

Final score:

130points

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Crazy Meerkat Lady 1 year ago

Family of the avocado then..

29points

#38

I Just Don’t Know What I’d Do With All The Free Time That Would Clear Up If I No Longer Dwelled (Dwelt??) On All Possible (And Many Impossible) Disaster Scenarios @writermeredithireland

Final score:

123points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

How are you not worrying about everything all the time? I don't get how it's possible

28points

#39

I Wish My Brain Had A Sleep Button. This Shit’s Exhausting Twitter/ Erinchack

Final score:

121points

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Weird Panda 1 year ago (edited)

Oh my god I wish

11points

#40

*jazz Hands* Twitter/ Wheeltod

Final score:

119points

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Iridian 1 year ago

Nah, I act on red flags the first time.

4points

#41

It’s Called Balance. Look It Up. @joshgondelman

Final score:

118points

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Sandy D 1 year ago

I would be qualified to do that but I'm too lazy, so I'd follow you

26points

#42

Plz Tysm @aotakeo

Final score:

116points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

You gimme your serotonin

16points

#43

Reasonable @chuck_wendig

Final score:

116points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

What did we do to deserve that???? Oh wait...

30points

#44

“I’m Somewhat Of A Party Animal” I Whisper To Myself As I Send A Funny Meme To My Bestie Along With The Text Saying That Our 6 Pm Dinner Plans Are Actually A Little Late For Me And Would It Be Okay If We Either Moved It Up To The More Reasonable Hour Of 4 Pm Or Rescheduled To A Later Date? Twitter/ Littleerik

Final score:

112points

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shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

i have the sudden urge to do this to my friends too

19points

#45

Sounds Refreshing? @jackisnotabird

Final score:

107points

POST

Loverboy 1 year ago

I'd lowkey be upset, that sounds fun.

22points

#46

Not A Fan Of Circumstances Tbh Cred- Conan!

Final score:

101points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago (edited)

The movie will be called "The Circumstancening"

36points

#47

The Facts And Information Make It Real Tough Though Tbh Twitter/ Donni

Final score:

97points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

My brain is too full to be dealing with this shi

15points

#48

I Just Dont Want To Be In Public 👌😆

Final score:

97points

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imontape 1 year ago

And in your head you think your face is neutral lol

39points

#49

This Is Me Living Up To My Potential Cred/ Caesarsaladinn

Final score:

95points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

*Wakes up and sees that it's 5:57* I can sleep for a few more minutes. *i say knowing damn well I am going to sleep way past 6*

10points

#50

On Second Thought, Maybe I Don’t Need To Spend $89 On An Ancestry Test As It Is Pretty Clear That I Am 100% Honey Cake @keelyflaherty

Final score:

95points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

I also can relate to the honey cake

21points

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#51

I Wake Up Every Morning And Give Thanks That I No Longer Work In Retail (Shoutout To That Guy In Like 2007 Who Walked Up To My Register, Declared That I Was A “Living Breathing Crap Magnet” And Exited The Store, Hope He’s Well 🙌) Twitter/ Heyyitsjanea

Final score:

42points

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#52

Pretty Sure I’m About To Be The Winner Of The Argument I’m Having In My Head With My High School Math Teacher Who, Circa 2003, Was The Worst Twitter/ Jimmfelton

Final score:

36points

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Weird Panda 1 year ago

Only day two? Don’t just let her off the rope so easy

6points

#53

*boop* *leaps Onto Passing Jet Ski* @jordanstrattn

Final score:

36points

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Lisa T 1 year ago

Or a thumbs up sticker

6points

#54

Oh Dear. I Seem To Have Misplaced My Invisibility Cloak And Will No Longer Be Able To Make It To Your Brunch. Best Wishes @bencsmoke

Final score:

35points

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LillieMean 1 year ago

I'm such an anxiety-prone introvert that I plan at least three outfits in advance for one event, so I can't use this excuse.

7points

#55

I Have Seen My Future And It Is Bright @traciebreaux

Final score:

35points

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Mama Penguin 1 year ago

Watching Netflix on the couch, fall asleep halfway through like Snorlax, wake up an hour or so later, make some snacks and coffee so I can stay awake and resume Netflix. That's my weekend.

3points

#56

My Only Goal Has Become Being The Kind Of Patient Who My Therapist Talks About With Her Friends And Family (Not In A Hipaa Violation Way More In A Vibes Way) And Potentially Even Her Therapist About 🙌 Twitter/ Yellowcardigan

Final score:

34points

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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago (edited)

My last therapist really helped me get out of the hole I had fallen into, and I like to think that in return she enjoyed my company. I made her laugh several times and told her how cool her tattoos were (I went to the student clinic at my local university, which meant that it was much cheaper but more importantly it meant being assigned to someone about my own age, which made me more comfortable).

2points

#57

Socially Acceptable Schmocially Acceptable. Doesn’t Matter. Do You. Twitter/ Hxrtbtch

Final score:

34points

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InsertNameHere (They/Them) 1 year ago

Who said it had to be socially acceptable?

8points

#58

Spoiler Alert: It Is None 😘 @st_vincent

Final score:

33points

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David Wambold 1 year ago

"Don't take this the wrong way but....." insert insult here.

6points

#59

While I In No Way Identify As A “Hugger”, I Extra Do Not Identify As A Double Cheek Kisser. Please Do Not Put Me In This Position. I Never Know What To Do. Are We Doing Two Kisses Or Three? Cheek To Cheek Or Are You Actually Going To Put Your Lips On Me? This Is Far Too Many What-Ifs For A Greeting And I'm Just Sitting Over Here Wondering If My Face Is Sweaty. @tragicallyhere

Final score:

33points

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Jennik 1 year ago

Someone should write a guide on where to put your feet when someone hugs you. In fact, body parts in general. Chapter One - feet. Chapter Two - arms. Chapter Three - nose. And so on.

3points

#60

Someone Give This Icon A Master Class Pronto Twitter/ Kateheywood8

Final score:

31points

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ShellsBells 1 year ago

Do people really have that many unannounced visitors? I only have one "visitor" a month and it's UPS delivering my ADHD medication, and the only reason I open the door is because I have to sign for it.

4points

#61

When Your Friend Stops Being A Friend And Starts Being A Monster @calebsaysthings

Final score:

31points

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I have never had this happen to me

0points

#62

It’s Like An “Are You Mad At Me” But Minus All The Annoying Small Talk @employeetears

Final score:

31points

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imontape 1 year ago

Sounds like something Michael Scott would do and blame it on Toby when it goes wrong

5points

#63

❤️❤️❤️ @briansimspa

Final score:

31points

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Moosy Girl 1 year ago

Can confirm.

8points

#64

Let’s Circle Back In The New Year? Twitter/ Socalledfablife

Final score:

30points

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David Wambold 1 year ago

Was going to get back into shape, but that assumes I once was in shape.

6points

#65

And Now, A Little Song Called “Why I’m Crying At The Whole Foods” And A 1 And A 2 And A 1 2 3 Twitter/ Karli_cummings

Final score:

30points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

Yup. It's awful and I feel really bad BUT STOP TALKING SHUSH

1point

#66

Oh, No Thank You Then. I Don’t Believe In Mirrors Credit/ Jazmasta

Final score:

30points

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Jack Harris 1 year ago

LOL!

1point

#67

Thankful That Today I Will Not Be Trying To Explain My Job To Old People Who Want To Shout About Politics And Ask Me Invasive Personal Questions ❤️ @ramblinma

Final score:

30points

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Mrs S 1 year ago

Yes!

0points

#68

Iso A Grownup To Take Care Of Me Because I Am *not* Nailin’ This ❤️ Twitter/ _nicksy Jojoldn

Final score:

29points

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#69

Y = Mx + Shhhhhh @lindsays_aloser

Final score:

29points

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Pink Princess 1 year ago

I'm in high school right now and the maths we learn is absolutely useless. The only useful thing I've learnt is how to do taxes.

4points

#70

Now Hiring: Person To Handle All Of My Basic Communication Tasks. Plz. Ilysm. @davidiserson

Final score:

29points

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Nikki Sevven 1 year ago

My pharmacy will text me that I'm out of refills, text YES if you want us to call your doctor to authorize a new prescription. Not only YES, but HELL YES. Please and thank you.

1point

#71

Remember When Every Work Call Began With Like A 30 Minute Rundown Of Everyone’s Mental Health? @chloehenryxxo

Final score:

28points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago

People who thought the word would end in 2012 were laughed at but has anything that happened since felt real?

6points

#72

I’m Sorry But If You’re Living In 2023 And Have Absolutely Zero Anxiety… I’m Not Sure That’s A Good Thing?? @aly__dixon

Final score:

28points

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Moosy Girl 1 year ago

I bet she was lying.

5points

#73

The Future Is Here And It Is Whacky ❤️ Twitter/ Profmusgrave

Final score:

27points

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Edward Dwyer 1 year ago

You're talking about window screens, right?

1point

#74

*slowly Unclenches Jaw* “Is That Not The Same Thing??” Twitter/ Mamajulesm

Final score:

27points

POST

Did I say that out loud? 1 year ago

Same difference.

5points

#75

Right On Top Of That, Rose *screams* Twitter/ Powell_da Via @iamemployedaf

Final score:

26points

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Loverboy 1 year ago

I do this in my free time anyway, why not

7points

#76

I’m Just Over Here Thankful That We Haven’t Assigned Other Communicative Response Expectations To Bodily Functions Outside Of The Sneeze 🙌 Can You Imagine If There Was A Conversation Expectation After Farts?? *faints* Fb Cred Caleb Armour

Final score:

26points

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JammaCoast2Coast 1 year ago

We say, "Pis Maco" (Serbian), which translates to, "Go away kitten".

3points

#77

If Heaven And Hell Decide That They Both Are Satisfied Illuminate The No's On Their Vacancy Signs... 🎵🎶 @theminist

Final score:

26points

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Plebbit 1 year ago

"My time is a piece of wax, fallen on a termite...who's choking on the splinters"

8points

#78

I Do My Greatest Confrontational Conversational Work In The Shower Tho @andrewschiavone

Final score:

26points

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troufaki13 1 year ago

But I'm winning in those conversations!

5points

#79

An Identity I Embrace With Open Arms ❤️ Twitter/ Dandanorangutan

Final score:

25points

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#80

Dear Hr. Is It Too Late To Switch To Penguin? I Believe I Would Do Much Better In That Role. Please Lmk. @nanosounds

Final score:

25points

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ShellsBells 1 year ago

Here, a still shot of a video doesn't do it justice. https://youtu.be/bbKqHKOxezg

9points

#81

If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be Seeking Out An Opportunity To Say This To Someone @suevavoom

Final score:

25points

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#82

I’m Up For A Little Spectral Adventure, Besties ❤️ @thisone0verhere

Final score:

25points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago (edited)

Midnight on Christmas eve a ghost appears: "Behold miserable wretch the chains that in life you have forged link by link ... Ghost: "whoahh there sure is a lot of chain here, sheesh like it just keeps going and going..."

3points

#83

A Role That, Should I Show Up, I Am Always Happy To Fill ❤️ Twitter/ Copymama

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25points

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#84

Thoughts? Oh, None For Me Thnx @calculations

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24points

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Liam Farranree 1 year ago

The Buddha attains enlightenment circe 599 b.c.

3points

#85

How About We Do A Poll? Should I Stop Letting Strangers On The Internet Make Decisions For Me? Comment ❤️ For Yes And ⭐️ For No. Looking Forward To Seeing The Results! @cliched_out

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23points

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#86

This Nye Is Lookin Real Asleep By 9 Ish And I’m Honestly Giddy With Excitement Over That ❤️ Twitter Social_mime

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23points

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devotedtodreams 1 year ago

Never knew that feeling, with at best a handful of exceptions have always spent it at home with my family ♥ Maximum chill

0points

#87

I Live Every Day In Fear Of Becoming A Meme @emilymurnane

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23points

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devotedtodreams 1 year ago

I'm lowkey suspicious of anyone's cell phone whose camera is not pointed at the floor

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#88

Lolz I’m All Set Thanks @ohhelloitsmax

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22points

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

I don't have kids, but I want to know for the future, is it still socially acceptable to drop your kids off at a party and leave until it ends? I know my mum generally stayed when my younger siblings had to go to parties but that was because one was disabled and because she just likes to talk. When she had five of us around on weekends when us older three were going to parties she would just drop us off.

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#89

Relatable Af Twitter/ Char_x0

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22points

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Kirsten 1 year ago

Same

3points

#90

Mom! Look What I Can Do! *attempts To Function As An Adult* @shelbywolstein

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21points

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#91

Yooo This Shit’s Deep Twitter/ Heyitsbayy

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21points

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Serenity Now! 1 year ago

Pocket-sized diaries are too small to write anything about the concept of life.

1point

#92

The Only Thing Standing Between Me And Accomplishing My Wildest Dreams Is ✨dairy✨ Twitter/ Jolby26

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21points

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Moosy Girl 1 year ago

Mood.

2points

#93

My Dogs Are Thriving Tysm @simoncholland

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21points

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Huddo's sister 1 year ago

And a happy 7pm on a Wednesday in winter!

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#94

My Bitter Car Window Grudge Would Be About Southwest Airlines ❤️

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20points

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Stardust she/her 1 year ago

I have a grudge against a teacher who didn’t even wish me happy birthday. She is very mean to be honest

2points