I can barely bring myself to take a shower anymore Edit: y'all the nicest people on the internet istg

Probably those corporations have tax deductions with those donations...

This is so cute

"Honey, let me sketch out for you here what she meant by this joke."

I’m privileged to the point where I’m an Australian with a family hobby farm. This is actually our weekend. (And watching the wombats graze with the sheep. It’s pretty special).

I just found out from google I have 30 different mental illnesses, brain cancer, a failing heart and some rare bacterial infection

Procrastinators Unite.........tomorrow!!!

There's a little cafe in the Wairapapa region of NZ that has a system where you can pay it forward, and leave a little note with it, and if you're in desperate need you can select a card that's got a note on it and get a coffee. It's rather sweet. They still have a tip jar, and the cafe pays a living wage to its staff as well. I didn't grab a freebie because I'd budgeted my coffee needs into my trip down there (block course for school), but it was just super sweet. The town in question is teeny tiny, super cute, and boasting really friendly folk. It's on my "one day I'll be able to hopefully move and own a home" list

I feel seen

take my money......

The human mother and cub are safe................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................for now

Up and not crying is a reasonable response and good on you for making it there a least.

I have a depressive series with 12 seasons, 2 spin offs, an entire book series and a web series

“GET A DOG UP YA!!!”

Oh if only...

TIS THE SH!T SHOW WE SEE DAILY

Falling asleep on the couch literally takes no effort. Falling asleep on the bed means my pillow has to be at the right spot, room temperature is not too warm, switching sleeping positions until comfortable, making sure I've gone to the bathroom before bed, and not letting my anxiety take over.

This six year old is my hero

Can confirm

And your cake.

Once I sent a song called Tyler Durden to my ex (just to show him, nothing else) and he started telling me how that song was genius because did you know tyler durden doesn't exist in fight club and blah blah blah and I was like "dude I sent you the song, what do you think?"

That's solidly in my after lunch coma

honestly, same. mostly for the compliments tho. i kinda fluster up and cant speak mostly cuz im not used to getting compliments

This sounds perfect tho ngl

That's a human if I've ever seen one

We need three day weekends and 32 hour week maximum.

You don't need to work for food or retail

Become the forest cobbler gnome your Goose mount thinks you are.

On Saturday I had plans to eat my snacks and watch some Netflix. Then at 7 a friend of mine texted me if I wanted to go out at 10. To my own surprise I said yes! 😅

"I just say it how it is" "I'm always brutally honest" No you're just a b***h

*bops sadly*

Yeah my friends met them one time and everything was clear

Likely all of them

You're probably right therapists can feel envy just like everyone else.

For me it's driving and not being able to use the brakes (edit to add: I don't even drive in real life!!)

I can't stand having people to close to me at anytime. I almost freaked out today because I was overheating, I could hear 20 different things, I was being touched, all so annoying

Family of the avocado then..

How are you not worrying about everything all the time? I don't get how it's possible

Oh my god I wish

Nah, I act on red flags the first time.

I would be qualified to do that but I'm too lazy, so I'd follow you

You gimme your serotonin

What did we do to deserve that???? Oh wait...

i have the sudden urge to do this to my friends too

I'd lowkey be upset, that sounds fun.

The movie will be called "The Circumstancening"

My brain is too full to be dealing with this shi

And in your head you think your face is neutral lol

*Wakes up and sees that it's 5:57* I can sleep for a few more minutes. *i say knowing damn well I am going to sleep way past 6*

I also can relate to the honey cake